Here’s Katherine Jenkins at the 10th anniversary party for Dancing With the Stars, and I knew this busty blonde looked familiar. Turns out, I did a few posts on her back in the day — she’s a “popular classical-crossover singer” (whatever the hell that means) and she’s on the show this season. So I guess that means they’ve started to loosen restrictions on who qualifies as a “star” these days. In which case, I might actually have a shot at getting on one of the years. Sure, I can’t dance for sh*t, but I bet I’d look pretty great in a sparkly spandex jumpsuit.