Normally, Halloween is blogger Christmas, encouraging all the hot nobodies out there to dress even sexier than usual. But for some reason, the costumes are pretty sad this year. Case in point: Katy Perry, who’ll bust out serious cleavage at the Kids’ Choice Awards, dressed up like a giant Cheeto. Hot. Anyway, here’s Katy, Jessica Alba, Maria Menounos, Sarah Hyland, Lady Gaga, Christina Milian, Laura James, Keenyah Hill, AJ and Aly Michalka, Amber Rose, Black China, Courteney Cox, Nicola Peltz, Lily Allen, Teresa Moore, Julie Henderson, Katherine McNamara, Dorothy Wang, Hanna Beth, Lily Lane, and Courtney Bingham Sixx. Try and enjoy, if you can. Because some of these costumes are pretty scary. And not in the good way either.
I guess we’ve got Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz tour to thank for really raising the bar when it comes to hot pop star world tours. Because now here’s Katy Perry trying to do her best Miley impression in Belfast. Not to nitpick or anything, because I’m definitely digging the show so far, but for next time, I’d say it could use a little more twerking, a little less clothing, and 100% less freaky cat costumes. It’s only opening night though, so luckily there’s still lots of time to work all the kinks out.
Just when I thought Miley Cyrus‘ Bangerz tour couldn’t get much better than this, she took a break from all the twerking to kiss Katy Perry during last night’s show in LA. Now that’s what I call some good tongue action! Although if you ask me, I thought it was a really big missed opportunity when Miley didn’t motorboat Katy for an encore.
Yeesh. So here’s Katy Perry at the Elle Style Awards being named Woman of the Year for some reason, and there must be something going around Hollywood, because she’s the latest hottie to chop off most of her hair (for some reason). And I don’t know about you guys, but I am not a fan. Thankfully, she’s still got those amazing chesticles to distract me though, and I’ve found that as long as I keep my eyes between Katy’s shoulders and her stomach, I can make this new look work for me.
I’m sure we all can agree that it’s time Katy Perry starts doing some daily deep knee bends because success has clearly gone straight to her ass. And not in a good way. You’d think with all that money she’d have a team of personal trainers to make sure that her figure stays top notch. I guess not. Anyway, I can’t look at this anymore. It’s too early in the morning.
In case you were too busy doing literally anything else to watch the Grammys last night, not to worry, because I’ve got the highlights for you guys today. And by highlights, I mean a recap of who caused the most pants fires, not who won the awards. And since Katy Perry is pretty much a lock to repeat in that category every year, here she is busting out at some post-Grammy party. Enjoy.
Katy Perry‘s never been my favorite pop star hottie, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: she definitely knows how to play to her strengths. Case in point, here she is posing for a seriously busty photoshoot for the latest issue of GQ. And it’s fitting that Katy posed with a fire extinguisher, because I’ll probably need one of those to help put out this pants fire after looking at these pictures. Enjoy.
Photos: Peggy Sirota/GQ.
Today’s extra catch consists of Elodie Frege, Eliza Doolittle, Leila Gharachedaghi, Amy Paffrath, Elle Evans, Mary Carey, Daniela Katzenberger, Alicia Keys, Kyle Richards, Amy Adams, Katy Perry, Amel Bent, Adriana Karembeu, Chloe Sims, Katie Holmes, Kelly Bensimon, Gigi Lopez, Teresa Palmer, Jodie Marsh.
Today’s extra catch consists of Heather Graham, Rita Ora, Abbey Clancy, LeAnn Rimes, Ashley Kirk, Joyce Giraud, Danica Patrick, Lyndsey Highlander, Sara Evans, Carrie Keagan, Petra Nemcova, Carol Alt, Olivia Palermo, Olivia Palermo, Lily Aldridge, Daisy Lowe, Katy Perry, Francesca Hull, Fran Newman-Young, Alessandra Ambrosio.
Today’s extra catch consists of Katy Perry, Kayla Collins, Shakira, Abbey Clancy, Sasha Pieterse, Nicole Scherzinger, Carla Gugino, Taryn Manning, Lisa Snowdon, Lady Gaga, Lauren Pope, Eliza Doolittle, Samantha Faiers, Billie Faiers, Lady Victoria Hervey, Olivia Wild.
It’s about time Katy Perry put on a bikini. I was getting sick and tired of all the lame boring outfits she has been wearing over the course of the past year. Here she’s in Miami and hopefully she’ll get off that balcony and make her way to the beach so that we can enjoy not only those sweet mammaroos, but the rest of her juicy body too. Enjoy.
I was a little worried when I first saw these pictures of Katy Perry at the MTV Europe Music Awards. I mean, I know some of you guys are big fans, but personally, without any of her trademark cleavage, I don’t really see the point. Anyway, luckily Katy made a wardrobe change during the show to something a little more my speed. All she needs to do now is ditch the bodysuit underneath that mesh and it’ll be perfect.
Today’s extra catch consists of Sarah Hyland, Jessica Alba, Noemie Lenoir, Sarah Harding, Kate Bosworth, Olivia Wilde, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Mary Steenburgen, Aimee Garcia, Kristin Davis, Zoe Saldana, Rita Ora, Debra Messing, Kimberly Cole, Julie Bowen, Ariel Winter, Tamara Ecclestone, Lauren Conrad, Ali Larter.
Katy Perry may not be my favorite pop star/hottie (that honor obviously goes to Miley Cyrus), but credit where credit’s due: she always seems to be busting out of something. This time, she’s showing off some of her trademark cleavage getting into a car in some back alley. I don’t know where she’s headed in these shots, but here’s hoping for a bumpy ride, and video footage from the paps. Fingers crossed.