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Kelly Brook Photoshopped Busty Goodness

October 20th, 2016

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I don’t know who actually still uses calendars anymore, but I’m definitely glad hotties like Kelly Brook keep making them. Because these shots from her 2017 calendar are hands down some of the best busty goodness we’ve gotten from Kelly all year. I don’t know if they’re going to last me another 365 days, but if I really concentrate, I might be able to get 365 seconds out of them. Or at least 45, anyway. Wish me luck!

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Kelly Brook Is Busting Out Good!

August 11th, 2016

Kelly Brook

You guys know I love Kelly Brook. She’s one of my original favorite busty Brits. So I was probably more disappointed than anyone when we saw her looking a little chunky on her last bikini vacation. And now here she is back in London and I was going to say something about her still looking a little heavy, but then I got distracted by seeing her massive funbags stuffed into that tight dress. Phew. Looks like things are finally getting back to normal.

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Kelly Brook’s Meatier Swimsuit Pictures

July 18th, 2016

Kelly Brook

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but last Friday, I did a post on Kelly Brook looking a little chunky while on vacation in Italy. And I’d hoped it was just a bad angle or the camera adding 10 pounds or an optical illusion or something. But here she is again, and yeah, Kelly’s definitely looking meatier than I remembered. It must be the fact that she’s dating again. I swear, Kelly seems to put on weight every single time she’s in a relationship, and it’s just not healthy. So if you ask me, she needs to get single again stat. For all our sakes. Especially the Little Tuna’s!

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Kelly Brook Is HUGE!

July 15th, 2016

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I know I don’t do nearly as many posts on Kelly Brook as I used to, but whoa. She is looking way bigger than I remembered in these shots of her on vacation in Italy. Then again, on the plus side, she’s also looking way bigger in the funbag department too. So as long as you focus on that instead of her chunky booty or her latest meathead boyfriend she’s with, these pictures ought to still do the trick. Good luck!

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Kelly Brook’s Funbags Are Stuffed

July 5th, 2016

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Here’s one of my original favorite busty Brits Kelly Brook blowing kisses to butterflies at some fancy-ass flower show, for some reason. And even though I prefer seeing Kelly at the beach or at the gym or pretty much anywhere else, I’ll still take Kelly and her funbags stuffed into a tight dress over half the other British nobodies out there. So enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Busts Out Big Time

June 3rd, 2016

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Great news, my fellow perverts: after a few painful Kelly Brook-less months, our favorite busty British hottie is back! And it’s put me in a great mood. Unfortunately, she’s also got a new boyfriend according to my sources, but as long as he’s not blocking my view of Kelly’s killer cleavage, I’m OK with it. Huh, I guess I must really be in a good mood…

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Kelly Brook Is Wonder Woman

January 22nd, 2016

Here’s something both the nerds and the rest of us can enjoy: Kelly Brook dressed up like Wonder Woman for some super busty selfies. According to my sources, the costume was for some new British TV show, and if you ask me, Kelly makes for a pretty great superhero. That super-cleavage of hers is the only superpower she needs.

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Kelly Brook’s Sexy 2016 Calendar

December 16th, 2015

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It’s that time of year again: where we all agree to pretend people still buy calendars, for an excuse to drool over more pictures of Kelly Brook looking impossibly hot. So here’s Kelly’s 2016 calendar, and I honestly don’t know how anyone’s expected to last a full month looking at these pictures. I can barely make it 45 seconds.

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Kelly Brook Busts Out Big Time

November 12th, 2015

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Here’s Kelly Brook out in London, and forget all the reality “stars” and wannabe models out there, Kelly’s always been one of my all-time favorite busty Brits because of pictures just like this. See, Kelly’s so hot, she doesn’t need to do anything crazy or desperate to get my attention, all she needs to do is go out stuffed into a tight dress. Those funbags speak for themselves. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Preview

September 22nd, 2015

Here’s a preview of Kelly Brook‘s official 2016 Calendar, and don’t get me wrong, these pictures are hot enough to get me from zero to pants fire in 5 seconds flat, but I still don’t understand who buys this stuff. I mean, I’m sorry, but there’s no way I could make it an entire month looking at just one of these pictures. Hell, I can barely last 45 seconds looking at all of them. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Does The Atkins Diet

May 28th, 2015

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So, according to my sources, Kelly Brook has apparently been on the Atkins diet for the past few months to get in better shape, and did this photoshoot to celebrate losing a few pounds. And don’t get me wrong, any excuse to see Kelly in a bikini again is good by me. I just wish she’d taken chosen the Tuna exercise plan instead — aka 30 seconds of strenuous exercise with yours truly 5 times a week. And sure, I can’t guarantee Kelly would’ve lost even more weight that way, but hey, you never know until you try it, right?

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Kelly Brook’s Epic Cleavage Show

April 21st, 2015

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I know I like to rag on Coachella, but I’ve got to give those fake hipsters credit: every year, they manage to get a whole bunch of serious hotties to show up. Case in point, here’s one of my all-time favorite busty Brits Kelly Brook. Anyway, I still don’t know how they do it, but as soon as I’m able to figure it out, I’m starting my own music festival. My mom’s basement has great acoustics.

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Kelly Brook Knows How To Work That Body

April 3rd, 2015

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Her questionable taste in dudes aside, Kelly Brook has always been one of my favorite busty Brits, and these latest pictures of her out in London really have everything I always look for from Kelly: her sexy stomach, a couple booty shots, some peeks at that great cleavage of hers. In fact, the only thing that’s missing is Kelly’s favorite blogger by her side. If you ask me, it really would’ve tied the whole look together. Just some constructive criticism for next time.

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