Here’s something both the nerds and the rest of us can enjoy: Kelly Brook dressed up like Wonder Woman for some super busty selfies. According to my sources, the costume was for some new British TV show, and if you ask me, Kelly makes for a pretty great superhero. That super-cleavage of hers is the only superpower she needs.
It’s that time of year again: where we all agree to pretend people still buy calendars, for an excuse to drool over more pictures of Kelly Brook looking impossibly hot. So here’s Kelly’s 2016 calendar, and I honestly don’t know how anyone’s expected to last a full month looking at these pictures. I can barely make it 45 seconds.
Here’s Kelly Brook out in London, and forget all the reality “stars” and wannabe models out there, Kelly’s always been one of my all-time favorite busty Brits because of pictures just like this. See, Kelly’s so hot, she doesn’t need to do anything crazy or desperate to get my attention, all she needs to do is go out stuffed into a tight dress. Those funbags speak for themselves. Enjoy.
Here’s a preview of Kelly Brook‘s official 2016 Calendar, and don’t get me wrong, these pictures are hot enough to get me from zero to pants fire in 5 seconds flat, but I still don’t understand who buys this stuff. I mean, I’m sorry, but there’s no way I could make it an entire month looking at just one of these pictures. Hell, I can barely last 45 seconds looking at all of them. Enjoy.
So, according to my sources, Kelly Brook has apparently been on the Atkins diet for the past few months to get in better shape, and did this photoshoot to celebrate losing a few pounds. And don’t get me wrong, any excuse to see Kelly in a bikini again is good by me. I just wish she’d taken chosen the Tuna exercise plan instead — aka 30 seconds of strenuous exercise with yours truly 5 times a week. And sure, I can’t guarantee Kelly would’ve lost even more weight that way, but hey, you never know until you try it, right?
Good news. Looks like Kelly Brook is done pretending to be a dirty hipster at Coachella and back to her regular routine: hitting the gym in spandex. Which means the rest of us can finally get back to our daily routines too: locking ourselves in the bathroom to drool over new Kelly Brook pictures. Enjoy.
I know I like to rag on Coachella, but I’ve got to give those fake hipsters credit: every year, they manage to get a whole bunch of serious hotties to show up. Case in point, here’s one of my all-time favorite busty Brits Kelly Brook. Anyway, I still don’t know how they do it, but as soon as I’m able to figure it out, I’m starting my own music festival. My mom’s basement has great acoustics.
Her questionable taste in dudes aside, Kelly Brook has always been one of my favorite busty Brits, and these latest pictures of her out in London really have everything I always look for from Kelly: her sexy stomach, a couple booty shots, some peeks at that great cleavage of hers. In fact, the only thing that’s missing is Kelly’s favorite blogger by her side. If you ask me, it really would’ve tied the whole look together. Just some constructive criticism for next time.
Thank God for paps with zoom lenses. Because thanks to those dedicated
perverts heroes, we’ve got these great shots of Kelly Brook loading up her car after buying lingerie at Victoria’s Secret. And sure, I’m probably never going to get to see Kelly in anything she just bought (unless I win the lottery or steal some kid’s Make a Wish), but hey, if Kelly keeps bending over for the paps like this, maybe there’s a chance after all. Never say never, right?
I’m surprised that Kelly Brook is even wearing panties because her jeans are so tight. Doesn’t she worry about panty line? Personally, I don’t like the extra layer of clothing that comes in between me and a girls vajajay, but if she’s going to wear a pair, this is the color I’d go with.
Here’s Kelly Brook on her way to the gym again, and I’m really glad to see that Kelly has been so dedicated to this whole workout thing lately. And not just because it’s been giving us a chance to see her in leggings on a regular basis, either. See, as one of my original favorite busty Brits and future ex-wives, I actually genuinely care about Kelly’s health and well-being. Hmm, wait, no, that doesn’t sound right. Nevermind, I guess maybe it is just the leggings thing. Either way, enjoy.
Here’s Kelly Brook in LA combining two of my favorite things: hotties feeding parking meters and Kelly’s booty in a pair of leggings. So even if you don’t share my meter-feeding fetish (although I don’t understand why any of you wouldn’t), at least there’s still something here for the rest of you weirdos to enjoy. You’re welcome.
Here’s Kelly Brook on her way into the gym, and there’s nothing I like more than seeing a hottie like Kelly dedicated to getting in better shape. It’s downright inspiring. Especially those tight leggings. Now, as you all know, us bloggers avoid exercise (and direct sunlight) at all costs, but I’m not gonna lie, looking at these pictures has got me in the mood for a workout. I guess I’ll have to do it at home though, because the last time I tried doing my wrist exercises at the gym, someone called the cops. Prudes…
I don’t know if it’s the fact that she broke up with that meathead fiancé of hers or because I said she’d put on a little weight, but it feels like we haven’t seen Kelly Brook in a long time. Too long if you ask me. But luckily, she’s finally come out hiding, and I didn’t realize how much I missed those glorious sweater mounds of hers. So I promise to be nothing but supportive of Kelly from now on — especially when it comes to her funbags. I’m always happy to lend a hand. Call me.