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Kelly Brook Pumps It Good

September 29th, 2014

I’ve got some pretty great news for you perverts today: according to my sources, Kelly Brook and that meathead fiancé of hers broke up. Which means there’s hope for us yet. 0.00001%, but hey, it’s still better than nothing. Anyway, that probably explains why Kelly was busting out the other day and here she is continuing the celebration with some killer gas station modeling. But I think I know what’ll really help Kelly get over the breakup: a rebound with someone who’s the complete opposite of her ex. So pasty, unfamous, and out-of-shape — I’m perfect!

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Kelly Brook’s Shirt Is So Tight, It’s Turned See-Through

September 26th, 2014

Good news, everybody: it looks like the old Kelly Brook is finally back. And by that I mean the one who’s capable of giving me an instant pants fire just by walking down the sidewalk in a tight t-shirt. In fact, I don’t even think this shirt was see-through originally, I just think those massive funbags of Kelly’s are currently stretching it to its limits. And here’s hoping it can’t hold out for much longer. Because I don’t think I can either after this.

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Kelly Brook’s Breasts Are Going To Explode

September 10th, 2014

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OMG! Kelly Brook has knocked it out of the park in this cleavage revealing dress. I know I’ve been making fun of her for gaining a little bit of weight while dating a super jacked fitness dude, but I think Kelly should gain another 20lbs because besides all that fat going to her booty, it’s creating two big monsters under her chin. I’m lovin’ it.

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Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar Preview

September 2nd, 2014

I’m sure now that you’ve seen Kelly Brook‘s 2015 calendar preview, you’re all searching the web, trying to find where to pre-ordering a copy. Good news. If you wait a few more months, someone will scan and upload it online for you to print and hang on your wall. That’s what I’ve done in the previous years, but ever since I ran out of printer ink, I’ve been too cheap to replace it.

         
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Kelly Brook Shakes It To Blurred Lines

July 25th, 2014

I’ve always dreamed of having Kelly Brook over for a pool party, but for some reason, she hasn’t accepted my invitation yet. I know, I’m just as surprised as you are. I mean, who doesn’t want to share a kiddie pool with a Speedo-wearing blogger? Anyway, at least Kelly gave us the next best thing though: video of her shaking it to “Blurred Lines” in a swimsuit. If you ask me, it’s a pretty nice consolation prize. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Is Busting Out In All the Right Places!

July 23rd, 2014

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It looks like all that working out Kelly Brook‘s been doing recently is starting to pay off, because I’ve got nothing but good things to say about these pictures of her walking around in LA. So enjoy these latest shots of one of my favorite busty Brits stretching out her shirt in the right way this time. Hmm, speaking of stretching out clothing, I think I’d better go do my wrist exercises. If I’ve learned anything from all these busty Kelly Brook pictures, it’s that it’s important to stick to a strict daily regimen.

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Kelly Brook’s Busty Workout Pictures

July 22nd, 2014

I guess Kelly Brook didn’t like me calling her booty chunky last time, because according to my sources, she went to the gym twice in one day in these shots, which is just nuts. I don’t even go twice in one month. Anyway, at least this time Kelly’s looking meaty in a good way, but you’ve got to figure that anybody who gets photographed going to the gym as often as she does would be in better shape. It’s got to be the exercises she’s doing. And I keep telling you, a few personal training sessions with yours truly and she’ll be fit in no time. Oh well, hopefully one of these days a hottie will finally be desperate enough to listen to me.

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Kelly Brook’s Fiance Is Bad News!

July 14th, 2014

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For anybody wondering why I keep calling Kelly Brook‘s fiance such a bad influence, it’s not just because I’m jealous (although I am). It’s because of pictures like this. I mean, I don’t remember Kelly’s booty looking anywhere near this chunky when she was single, and it’s disappointing, considering she’s always been one of my favorite busty Brits. So I’d like to give Kelly a free year on the official Tuna exercise program as a wedding present. It involves doing bikini squats for the paps and 30-45 seconds of intense aerobic activity with yours truly 3 times a week. And I personally guarantee she’ll drop some of that weight after only the first 2 weeks — and by that I mean her fiance, obviously. The sooner we start, the better.

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Kelly Brook In The Most Unflattering Outfit Ever

July 3rd, 2014

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I warned you guys that meathead fiance of Kelly Brook‘s was bad news for her. Or at least bad news for her hotness. Because judging from this outfit Kelly’s got on here, the dude really brings out the worst in her. Which is why I keep saying she should obviously leave that loser for me. I mean, I guarantee I could bring out the best in Kelly — specifically, the region between her shoulders and her stomach, by cutting funbag-sized holes in all her clothing. I know, pretty romantic stuff, right? I can’t believe she hasn’t made the switch yet either.

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Kelly Brook Does Manic Magazine

June 10th, 2014

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I forget whether Kelly Brook‘s still with that meathead dude of hers or not. All I know is she’s not with yours truly, and that’s a damn shame. Because if anyone knows how to appreciate Kelly, it’s me. I’ve been doing it for years now! In fact, I might go appreciate her a few more times later this afternoon thanks to these super-hot lingerie pictures in the latest issue of Manic Magazine. Oh well, here’s hoping she finally comes around eventually. And until then, enjoy.

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Kelly Brook’s Cleavage Would Be Must-See TV

May 13th, 2014

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I’m not sure what Kelly Brook and her massive sweater mounds were doing at the NBC Upfront presentation, and yeah, I know I could look it up, but c’mon, I’m a blogger. Reaching across the desk for another slice of cold pizza is pretty much my upper limit when it comes to doing extra work. That said, I know what I hope it means though: that we’re about to start seeing Kelly’s cleavage here on TV on a weekly basis. I’ve been saying it for years, but a show about Kelly’s bikini adventures with a certain handsome blogger would be instant Emmy material.

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Are Easy On The Eyes

April 18th, 2014

Sure, I’m still a little upset with Kelly Brook for getting engaged to that meathead model and not me, but I’m trying not to let it bother me too much. Besides, it’s just nice to finally get to see the benefit of all that working out she’s been doing lately in the form of a new bikini photoshoot. See, some people hit the bar to drown their sorrows. Me, I prefer drooling over bikini pictures. It’s healthier for my liver, but harder on the wrists.

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