I put up pictures of Kelly Brook‘s 2015 calendar last month, but if you’re anything like me, a measly 13 pictures of Kelly in lingerie isn’t going to be enough to tide you over for a few weeks, let alone 12 months. So here’s some bonus behind-the-scenes shots of the busty Brit from the lingerie calendar shoot. And I don’t know about you guys, but I think these ought to be able to last me at least the next 30 and maybe even 45 seconds. Enjoy.
According to my sources, we’re being treated to these amazing shots of Kelly Brook playing in a sprinkler in leggings because she was cooling herself down after a hike. Although, if you’re anything like me, I have a feeling they’re going to have the exact opposite effect on you. So if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go take a cold shower before my pants burst into flames.
Being a dog lover it’s nice to see my favorite busty Brit Kelly Brook come out and support the 4th annual “Stand Up For The Pits” event. Unfortunately, she forgot to unleash her very own puppies and is all covered up. I mean, if there was ever an event to show some cleavage this is it! Anyway, she still looks beautiful and I’m pretty sure she will be showing off the girls real soon.
The 2015 Kelly Brook Calendar has arrived and here are a few scans of her perfection. I’m not sure if dudes actually order these things online since I’ve never bought a calendar in my life and I know they are targeting my demographic; dudes who live in their mom’s basement, single and broke! To me it’s a big waste of paper and besides I’d get bored of looking at the same Kelly Brook picture on my wall for a full month. Nonetheless, if she wants to send me a copy for free, I’ll hang it up on my wall or better yet put it next to my pillow when I go to sleep.
Hmm, I don’t know if it’s just me, but between her giant booty in these pictures and her even more massive than usual funbags, it looks like Kelly Brook‘s put on a little weight since the last time I saw her. Now don’t get me wrong, those are the two best areas for any celebrity to put on a couple pounds, but just to make sure this doesn’t get out of control, I think we should get Kelly on the Tuna Diet. A few 30-second sessions with yours truly a couple times a week ought to do it, I think. Well, for me at least. Call me!
In case you didn’t hear the good news (well, the good news for us, at least), Kelly Brook and that meathead fiancé of hers called it quits. Which means now Kelly’s officially back on the market, hence these great pictures of her booty in leggings. I think it’s the first good look at that booty of hers we’ve gotten in months. Anyway, according to my sources, Kelly’s house-hunting in these pictures. But until she finds a place, she’s always welcome to crash with me at my place. I don’t think my mom would mind.
I’ve got some pretty great news for you perverts today: according to my sources, Kelly Brook and that meathead fiancé of hers broke up. Which means there’s hope for us yet. 0.00001%, but hey, it’s still better than nothing. Anyway, that probably explains why Kelly was busting out the other day and here she is continuing the celebration with some killer gas station modeling. But I think I know what’ll really help Kelly get over the breakup: a rebound with someone who’s the complete opposite of her ex. So pasty, unfamous, and out-of-shape — I’m perfect!
Good news, everybody: it looks like the old Kelly Brook is finally back. And by that I mean the one who’s capable of giving me an instant pants fire just by walking down the sidewalk in a tight t-shirt. In fact, I don’t even think this shirt was see-through originally, I just think those massive funbags of Kelly’s are currently stretching it to its limits. And here’s hoping it can’t hold out for much longer. Because I don’t think I can either after this.
OMG! Kelly Brook has knocked it out of the park in this cleavage revealing dress. I know I’ve been making fun of her for gaining a little bit of weight while dating a super jacked fitness dude, but I think Kelly should gain another 20lbs because besides all that fat going to her booty, it’s creating two big monsters under her chin. I’m lovin’ it.
I’m sure now that you’ve seen Kelly Brook‘s 2015 calendar preview, you’re all searching the web, trying to find where to pre-ordering a copy. Good news. If you wait a few more months, someone will scan and upload it online for you to print and hang on your wall. That’s what I’ve done in the previous years, but ever since I ran out of printer ink, I’ve been too cheap to replace it.
I’ve always dreamed of having Kelly Brook over for a pool party, but for some reason, she hasn’t accepted my invitation yet. I know, I’m just as surprised as you are. I mean, who doesn’t want to share a kiddie pool with a Speedo-wearing blogger? Anyway, at least Kelly gave us the next best thing though: video of her shaking it to “Blurred Lines” in a swimsuit. If you ask me, it’s a pretty nice consolation prize. Enjoy.