I don’t know if it’s the fact that she broke up with that meathead fiancé of hers or because I said she’d put on a little weight, but it feels like we haven’t seen Kelly Brook in a long time. Too long if you ask me. But luckily, she’s finally come out hiding, and I didn’t realize how much I missed those glorious sweater mounds of hers. So I promise to be nothing but supportive of Kelly from now on — especially when it comes to her funbags. I’m always happy to lend a hand. Call me.