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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Does The Boring LOVE Magazine Advent Shoot

December 5th, 2016

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First it was Bella Hadid, now it’s Kendall Jenner‘s turn to do her own boring video for LOVE Magazine‘s annual hottie advent calendar. I guess instead of a Christmas theme this year, they decided to go with a rich kid/fake model theme? Anyway, I know we’re all supposed to pretend these girls are the future of fashion or whatever, but I’m sorry, they’re ruining the modeling industry. I thought these LOVE videos were supposed to be sexy, but I’m pretty sure the Little Tuna just fell asleep.

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Kendall Jenner’s Lingerie Gap

December 1st, 2016

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I thought Kendall Jenner was “done” with Instagram after she deleted her account last month. You know, now that she’s officially become a “real” model and everything. But I guess she came back, because this lingerie shot from the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show just popped up. And that’s not the only thing, if you catch my drift… I’m talking about my pants monster, just to be clear.

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Kendall Jenner Still Pretending To Be A Model

November 14th, 2016

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I know I like to rag on Kendall Jenner for her fake fashion photoshoots, but she finally did a new one that I actually like. And all it took was her pretending to take lingerie selfies in the mirror — AKA exactly what she does on Instagram whenever she’s not too busy fake modeling. I never paid much attention in English class (clearly), but I’m pretty sure that’s irony, right? Either way, it’s definitely hot, so enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner In See Through

November 4th, 2016

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I was all set to make fun of Kendall Jenner for her latest attempt at playing a real fashion model in Love Magazine‘s Fall/Winter issue. I mean, look at that stupid top hat! It’s like these fashion mags are just trolling us now. But anyway, then I saw Kendall at least went see-through in one of these pictures, and that’s always a good look on her. I just wish she’d realize that and stop trying to play dress-up and start playing to her strengths. Like the fact that she’s a 21-year-old hottie with a banging body. Because otherwise, this is all just a waste. Next!

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Kendall Jenner And Gigi Hadid Are Hard At Work For W Magazine

October 21st, 2016

When I first heard Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid were wearing body paint for a new photoshoot/lesbian fantasy for W Magazine, I got pretty excited. But then I checked out the pictures… And I don’t know what the hell these two think they’re doing, but they’re definitely not doing it right. I guess this is supposed to be “art” or something? But it’s just confusing the hell out of the Little Tuna.

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Attempts To Model For Allure Magazine

September 26th, 2016

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I know I’m starting to sound like a broken record saying how Kendall Jenner only became a “real” model because of her rich parents, and how she’d just be another hot Insta-wannabe with any other last name. But then she does a photoshoot like this one for Allure Magazine and I’m sorry, I know Kendall’s super-cute but she’s just doing it all wrong. I mean, everyone knows real models don’t wear anything under their see-through dresses. It’s just Fashion Model 101. And Kendall should know better by now.

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Kendall Jenner Attempts To Be A Real Model In Vogue

September 20th, 2016

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Here’s my favorite fake model Kendall Jenner pretending to be a real model in the latest issue of Vogue Spain. Sorry, Vogue España. Anyway, listen, even though Kendall’s the only one in that entire family that’s cute (and doesn’t make me want to throw up in my mouth), she’s still no model. It’d be like saying just because I’m the best athlete between me and my mom, I should get to play in the NFL. Life doesn’t work that way. Well, unless you’ve got filthy rich parents, I guess.

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Models “Love” Target Fashion

September 7th, 2016

Here’s a whole bunch of professional hotties at some Target-sponsored launch party for New York Fashion Week: Emily Ratajkowski, Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, Joan Smalls, Kendall Jenner, and Nicole Trunfio. Because everyone knows smoking hot supermodels definitely shop at Target and don’t just get all their clothes for free from designers and companies to wear on Instagram, right? Whatever, I’m willing to go along with it and pretend as long as they are.

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The Most Useless Chicks In The World Prove Their Uselessness

August 22nd, 2016

So here’s four of the most useless “models” in the business pretending to be professional bikini models in Turks & Caicos: Kylie and Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid. And if you ask me, Kylie’s looking a little chubby, but there’s really no excuse for her to be fat. She doesn’t have a real job! (And no, spending your rich parents’ money doesn’t count as work.) Anyway, Kendall’s the only halfway decent one here, so just try to enjoy that, I guess. And whatever you do, don’t think about how much hotter these pictures could’ve been with four real supermodels instead of these phonies…

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Kendall Jenner Tried To Be A Real Model In Vogue

August 12th, 2016

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Out of all the wannabe supermodels out there, nobody works harder than Kendall Jenner. I swear she’s on the cover of Vogue every other month. It must cost her parents a fortune. Anyway, here she is pretending to be a real fashion model in the September issue, and I’ve gotta say, she does a halfway decent job whenever she’s not totally covered up in clothes. I’m a big fan of the 2-3 cleavage shots. But I still don’t get why Kendall can’t just pick a more realistic career, like becoming a lingerie model or a professional Snapchat hottie. Because some of these are just a total waste. If they don’t make me want to take off my pants, what’s the point? I guess I just don’t get fashion…

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner And Hailey Baldwin Make A Hot Useless Pair

August 3rd, 2016

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Alright, so I know that Kendall Jenner is just another rich kid who got her parents to buy her a modeling career, and I’m supposed to think that’s lame and make fun of her and everything. But right now, I’m a little too busy drooling over these pictures of her and her fellow entitled hottie Hailey Baldwin at a birthday party for her teenage cougar sister Kylie. But don’t worry, I’ll get around to making fun of Kendall eventually. Just give me 30 seconds. 45 tops.

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Kendall Jenner’s Sexy Midriff

July 18th, 2016

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I know most of the Internet is busy focusing on Kim Kardashian vs. Taylor Swift right now, but I’m sorry, I couldn’t care less about any of that. So instead, I’m going to focus on something way more important: like the fact that Kim’s little sister Kendall Jenner gave us all at peek at her sexy stomach over the weekend. Now that’s news! So keep it here for any more updates as we follow this important breaking story.

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Shows Her InstaBikini On Instagram

July 5th, 2016

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Here’s my favorite rich kid model Kendall Jenner showing off her new bikini on Instagram and honestly, I really don’t understand why Kendall keeps trying to become a real supermodel when she’s so damn good at just playing a fake one on Instagram. I mean, what’s wrong with just sticking to what you’re good at? You don’t see me trying to cover politics or come up with actual funny jokes, right?

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