I forget why Keyara here is famous, although I don’t know if pouring water on yourself for a series of fake ads really counts as “famous.” It should though. I mean, just compare these pictures of Keyara’s to a Kardashian and tell me who you’d rather read more about. I rest my case. Enjoy.
Here’s my new favorite singer/”actress”/fake bottled water model Keyara back in another awesome bikini shoot. Once again though, that bikini of hers can barely contain her massive funbags. Luckily, I think I can be of service. You might not know this about me, but in addition to my PhD in celebrity blogging, I also minored in handbra studies. Sure, it was mostly theoretical, but I’ve been waiting for that liberal arts degree to finally pay off.
Apparently Keyara here is a singer and “actress,” but I’m pretty sure that’s about as legit as me calling myself a serious journalist. Anyway, Keyara can call herself whatever she wants as far as I’m concerned as long as she keeps up the ridiculously hot bikini photoshoots like this one. And who knows, after the Tuna Bump, maybe Keyara will be able to land some bigger parts. In fact, I’ve got one she could be perfect for, and shooting starts in my bedroom later this month. Just call my agent.