Considering the fact that I’m always trying to convince up-and-coming models/actresses about the positive career benefits of leaked sex tapes, you’d think I’d be a bigger fan of Kim Kardashian and what a great role model she can be for wannabe hotties everywhere. And I guess it’s true. If anyone other than Kim was wearing this same dress, I’d probably be losing my mind. Instead, I’m losing my lunch. Oh well. Good thing I just found another slice of pizza under the couch.