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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Knows How To Cover Up Her Gross Plastic Body

April 10th, 2018

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I know I like to make fun of Kim Kardashian and call her a porn star and disgusting and plastic and, well, you probably get the idea. But anyway, I’ve got to hand it to Kim, she’s definitely learned how to make the most out of her plastic body over the years. Between the high-waisted Calvins and the slightly blurry GIF and the perfectly angled shadows, you can barely tell how gross she is in these shots! Good job!

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More Porn Star Kim Kardashian In Elle Magazine

March 29th, 2018

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Since I know there’s at least a few of you sickos out there who are still into this plastic porn star and it’s my job to give the people what they want, here’s a few more Photoshopped shots of Kim Kardashian. This time, apparently it’s for Elle. Anyway, I don’t get it, but I guess different folks, different strokes or whatever.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Photoshopped Ugliness

March 28th, 2018

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I don’t understand how or why someone would spend what I’m guessing was hours (maybe days?) Photoshopping Kim Kardashian into something that might approximate a minor pants fire, but then again, I also don’t understand why people still care about this former porn star… But if clearly retouched booty shots are your thing, enjoy, I guess.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Does Elle Magazine

March 14th, 2018

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I find it funny that such a sophisticated magazine such as Elle would put this disgusting plastic porn star on its cover. What has the world come to? Is this real life?

         
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Kim Kardashian Topless Proves She Is A Porn Star On Instagram

January 30th, 2018

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It’s probably been over 10 years since Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape with Ray J got “accidentally” “leaked”, helping make Kim the household name she is today. And ever since, she’s tried to pretend she’s a real “celebrity” and not just a former porn star. But every once in a while, Kim has to get back up to her old tricks in order to keep her name in the news, and here she is posting a new round of porn-y pictures on Instagram, including that full topless shot you see above. I guess her 15 minutes must have been almost running out.

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Calvin Klein Hired A Porn Star, Old Lady, Monster, Wannabe Model And Someone No One Cares About For Their Campaign

January 24th, 2018

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It took me a second to realize that this was all the Kardashian/Jenner sisters lying on top of this blanket. For a while, I was trying to figure out why Calvin Klein would want to get a bunch of chubby nobodies and Kendall Jenner together to try to sell underwear. But then I took a closer look, and yup, that’s Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian. AKA Kendall and a bunch of chubby nobodies. Anyway, I still don’t see how this is supposed to sell Calvins, but maybe that’s why I’m just a blogger and not in marketing.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian In The Bathroom

November 17th, 2017

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I don’t know why Kim Kardashian is still famous, when there’s hundreds of Instagram models out there who are way hotter and way less annoying, but I know some of you perverts still like this ex-porn star, so here’s her latest “photoshoot” next to a bathroom sink. Just look at how her disgusting fake booty takes up the whole countertop. I don’t get it, but enjoy, I guess.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Disgusting Fake Booty

June 16th, 2017

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Personally, I don’t know why anyone out there is still paying attention to this sad, chubby ex-porn star and her gross oversized booty, but I guess some of you sickos out there still consider yourselves Kim Kardashian fans. So here you go: yet another video of her doing nothing but showing off her giant fake ass. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find some eye-bleach.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Fake Booty Is Absolutely Disgusting

February 21st, 2017

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I know some of you sickos out there still dig this chubby ex-porn star and her nasty fake booty, so I guess you’ll enjoy these shots of Kim Kardashian holding her own private wet t-shirt contest in the pool. Personally though, I think it’s just gross. Chicks need to stop with the fake booty implants already. They’re horrible. Like I always say, if you want to get work done, focus on the chest region. Fake funbags never go out of style. This is just sick.

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Tennis Babe Genie Bouchard Is Porn Star Kim Kardashian

November 1st, 2016

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I don’t follow tennis much, but I do know that Genie Bouchard is set to become the sport’s next big star hottie, especially now that Maria Sharapova is banned for the next few years. And I’ve gotta say, after creeping scrolling through some of Genie’s Instagram, I think she’s got a very promising future. I mean, sure, I have no clue what her tennis game is like, but her hottie game’s definitely pretty strong. Anyway, here she is dressing up like one of Kim Kardashian‘s naked selfies for Halloween, and anyone who makes fun of that overweight porn star is OK in my books. I like her already.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Fake Booty Is Disgusting

August 22nd, 2016

Nota 5 – Tana, tanajura… Será que é natural ? #kimkardashian

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Alright, so I know that for whatever reason, some of you sickos out there still like this chubby fake porn star, even though I think she’s totally gross. So here’s Kim Kardashian showing off her awful disgusting ass implants for the paps for you weirdos. And for the rest of you, sorry for ruining your lunch.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Sucks Pop

July 5th, 2016

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Because Kim Kardashian can’t survive longer than a few days without attention, here’s the world’s most famous porn star going to town on a popsicle in a stars and stripes-themed photoshoot for Terry Richardson. Huh. I thought she was trying to make people forget about her sex tape, not remind us about it by reenacting it. But I’m sure this is working for some of you perverts out there, so enjoy the pants fireworks, you sickos.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Busts Out For GQ

June 16th, 2016

I know some of you sickos out there still like Kim Kardashian, so this one’s for you: here’s Kim in the latest issue of GQ. And even though I still don’t get the appeal of this untalented porn star, I’ve got to admit, she does look halfway decent after a few hours’ worth of Photoshop. Whatever graphic design intern they had working around the clock on these deserves a raise.

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