ARCHIVES

Kimberley Garner Knows How To Dress

April 19th, 2018

Kimberley Garner

According to my sources, I guess some people have been saying that Kimberley Garner, AKA my favorite leggy Brit, got a boob job. And even I’ve got to admit she’s been looking a little bustier than I remembered. But I’m pretty sure any confusion is just because people haven’t been paying enough attention to Kimberley over the years. And sorry, but if it’s taken you this long to realize how smoking hot she is, you’re late to the party.

Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner

Kimberley Garner Because She Is Amazing

April 10th, 2018

Kimberley Garner

If you’re a regular reader, then you probably already know that Kimberley Garner here is one of my OG future ex-wives, and I’ve been obsessing over her and her perfect lower half for years. Only now it looks like the former hot nobody is starting to book more real photoshoot gigs, and I was a little worried that might affect our relationship. But good news, it looks like nothing’s changed. I’m still drooling over her legs and she’s still pretending to not even know I exist. Phew!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhOLGwWALBD/?hl=en&taken-by=kimberleygarner

Kimberley Garner Pictures Kimberley Garner Pictures Kimberley Garner Pictures
Kimberley Garner Pictures Kimberley Garner Pictures Kimberley Garner Pictures Kimberley Garner Pictures
Kimberley Garner Pictures Kimberley Garner Pictures

Kimberley Garner Because She Is Amazing

April 2nd, 2018

Kimberley Garner

I’m glad to see that the rest of the modeling industry is finally starting to come around to what me and my readers have known for years: that Kimberley Garner is a total pants fire. Anyway, here’s the leggy Brit showing off that perfect booty of hers and I’d ask for a finders’ fee or something, but keep these pictures and photoshoots coming and we’ll call it even.

» view all 11 photos

Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner

Kimberley Garner Is Amazing

January 16th, 2018

Kimberley Garner

Kimberley Garner is amazing. I’ve always known that. The leggy Brit was one of my OG future ex-wives. But now it looks like the rest of the modeling biz is finally starting to come around and see what I see in her: a smoking hottie with a perfect lower half. Anyway, I’d get jealous, but if all the added attention means we get more pictures like this, I’m all for it. More, please.

Kimberley Garner, Kimberley Garner, Kimberley Garner,
Kimberley Garner, Kimberley Garner,

Kimberley Garner Because She Is Amazing

January 12th, 2018

Kimberley Garner

We’re already two weeks into 2018 and this is only my first post of the year on Kimberley Garner, AKA one of my all-time favorite British hotties. But one of my New Year’s Resolutions was to play it a little harder to get with my future ex-wives this year, so whatever, I definitely haven’t been drooling all over my keyboard all morning after looking at these pictures of the leggy Brit in a bikini. (I’ve actually been doing it since last night.)

Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner

Kimberley Garner Should Be The Next Victoria’s Secret Model

December 29th, 2017

Kimberley Garner

I’m not sure what Kimberley Garner‘s doing posing with angel wings here, unless maybe Victoria’s Secret finally accepted my online petition and hired this leggy British hottie to be one of their new models. I doubt it, because usually no one ever listens to me, but just take one look at these pictures and try to tell me Kimberley’s not hotter than half the so-called supermodels out there. Go ahead. I can wait all day.

Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner

Kimberley Garner Is Amazing

December 12th, 2017

Kimberley Garner

I’ve always loved Kimberley Garner, she’s one of my original future ex-wives, but if you ask me, Instagram and Snapchat are the best thing that could’ve ever happened to her. Because it allowed her to go from hot leggy nobody/wannabe British tabloid celeb to a professional Insta-hottie and Snapchat model. And she’s a total natural. Yow!

Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner

Kimberley Garner Is Amazing

November 24th, 2017

Kimberley Garner

I don’t think they celebrate Black Friday over in London, but here’s one of my all-time favorite British hotties Kimberley Garner getting into the spirit of things anyway by walking around with her clothes half-off. I’m not usually a big shopper, but I’d run over any one of you for the chance to take this grade-A deal home. Yow!

Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner

Kimberley Garner Is Simply Amazing

November 2nd, 2017

I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m really loving all the hotness we’ve been getting from Kimberley Garner‘s Instagram lately. She’s on a roll! Anyway, here’s the latest bikini goodness from the leggy Brit, and I’m telling you guys, if Kimmy can keep this hot streak of hers up, she could be bigger than Bella Thorne one day. Fingers crossed.

Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner

Kimberley Garner Because She Is Amazing

October 17th, 2017

Kimberley Garner

I can’t believe Kimberley Garner has only 76K followers on Instagram. She is amazing. I think she needs someone like me to handle her social media and help her grow it. I’m not expensive. I accept body rubs with happy ending. Call me.

         
Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner
Kimberley Garner Kimberley Garner  
Kimberley Garner      

Kimberley Garner And Her Hot Friends

October 16th, 2017

Kimberley Garner

I really need to get in on Kimberley Garner’s inner-circle of friends! I’ll even pretend to be the token gay guy! Anyway, here she is posting more hotness on her Instagram. I asked that she keep publishing awesome material and she delivered. That is why Kimmy is now my new favorite.

         
Kimberly Garner Kimberly Garner Kimberly Garner
Kimberly Garner Kimberly Garner Kimberly Garner

Kimberley Garner Keeps The Bikini Coming

October 11th, 2017

Kimberley Garner

Kimberley Garner is on a roll. It is now two days in a row that she’s posting bikini pictures on her social media pages. I hope she keeps this up because I can really see this chick giving Bella Thorne a good run for her money. All Kimmy has to do now is stick her tongue out a bit and get naked.

         
Kimberly Garner Kimberly Garner  
Kimberly Garner Kimberly Garner  
Kimberly Garner      

Kimberley Garner In A Sexy Little Bikini

October 10th, 2017

Kimberley Garner

I love my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner. I haven’t tweeted Kimmy for a while, so I hope she doesn’t think I have forgotten about her, but I just want to let her know I approve of these new photos and can’t wait till the day we actually take our Twitter relationship a step further. Kim, please direct message me so that I can get creepy on you.

         
Kimberly Garner Swet LA Booty Kimberly Garner Swet LA Booty Kimberly Garner Swet LA Booty Kimberly Garner Swet LA Booty Kimberly Garner Swet LA Booty
Kimberly Garner Swet LA Booty Kimberly Garner Swet LA Booty  
Kimberly Garner Swet LA Booty Kimberly Garner Swet LA Booty  

Kimberley Garner Is Still Leggy AF

September 15th, 2017

I haven’t done a post on Kimberley Garner in forever. I bet she thinks I was starting to forget about her. But I never forget a former future ex-wife. Especially not one as leggy as this. Anyway, I’m glad to see that Kimberley’s still modeling, because I think it’s about time we got back together. And by that I mean, I start pressing the Little Tuna up against my computer screen and pretend they’re kissing. Hmm. I guess I’ll probably have to leave this Starbucks first.

Kimberley Garner Pictures Kimberley Garner Pictures Kimberley Garner Pictures Kimberley Garner Pictures
Kimberley Garner Pictures
< previous