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Kimberley Garner’s Super Cute Cleavage

April 1st, 2014

You know, I spend so much time on my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner‘s lower half and perfect booty, I tend to forget all about what’s up top. But that won’t happen today thanks to the cleavage she dropped at the UK premiere of Noah. And yeah, I know Kimberely’s no Lacey Wildd in the funbag department, but I don’t care, I love her just the way she is. Although I’d love her even more if she finally sent me those lingerie selfies I’m always asking for. I think it would really spice up our Twitter relationship.

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Kimberley Garner’s Booty Show

March 28th, 2014

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I know me and Kimberley Garner have had a pretty on-again-and-off-again Internet relationship, and by that I mean, I’m already planning our divorce, while she remains mostly unaware of my existence. Oh well, I guess it’s true what they say, you can’t force it. So instead I’ll just try to enjoy these pictures of Kimberley looking as hot and bootylicious as ever and wait until she finally comes around and realizes we could make each other very unhappy someday.

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Kimberley Garner Is Seriously Leggy

March 26th, 2014

See, now this is why I love Kimberley Garner, even though we still haven’t gotten a chance to consummate our Twitter relationship yet, and it’s been months. Because she keeps putting on ridiculously hot leg shows like the one you see here. So who cares if I’m more invested in this fake Internet relationship than she is? As long as we keep getting pictures like this, I’m willing to wait for Kimberley to finally come around.

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Kimberley Garner’s Sexy Leg Show

March 14th, 2014

I’m well aware that my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner here isn’t exactly stacked in the front meat department, but you all know that I don’t care and love her anyway, because I’m not shallow like that. And more importantly, because she’s got a killer set of stems. So here’s Kimberley at the gala screening of something called Stag and I can’t believe she didn’t invite me as her date. Hmm. I think we might need to go to Twitter couples therapy. That’s a thing, right?

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Kimberley Garner Would Make A Great Future Ex-Wife

March 6th, 2014

I’ve always liked Kimberley Garner, and after seeing these pictures of her making pancakes in a pair of seriously short shorts, I think it’s time to take our relationship to the next level. She’s been my Twitter girlfriend for a while now, and I guess this is her way of saying she’s ready to get more serious. I always knew she’d make great ex-wife material someday… Wait, is that the fake maple syrup stuff on the counter? Nevermind, forget it. Let’s call the whole thing off.

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February 21st, 2014

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Because there’s nothing like a great wardrobe malfunction to close out the week (or any day of the week, really), here’s one my favorite hot British nobodies Kimberley Garner and her dress fighting a losing battle against the wind. So thanks Mother Nature for doing what pervs like me have wished they could do for years: hike up Kimberley’s dress to get a look underneath without getting slapped with a restraining order afterwards.

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Kimberley Garner’s Sweet Booty Profile

January 31st, 2014

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If you’ve ever wondered why I do so many posts on Kimberely Garner since she isn’t technically that “famous,” you should probably get your eyes checked ASAP, because I’m pretty sure you might be legally blind. But once you’re able to safely rule that out, just take a look at these pictures of my favorite Twitter girlfriend stuffed into a tight dress on her way to a Kate Moss exhibition in London. As the Internet’s resident expert on hot British nobodies, I can assure you that it doesn’t get much better than this.

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Kimberley Garner And Amy Willerton Cause A Stir

January 9th, 2014

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As much as I love Kimberly Garner, I think it might be time for me to move on from our Twitter relationship. I just don’t think Kimberly her social media assistant is as invested in it as I am. But don’t worry about me, because I think I found my rebound girl: Katie Price’s former protege Amy Willerton. Now granted, Amy’s not quite as cute or famous as Kimberly, but I think that’s a good thing for me. It means I might actually have a shot at convincing her to consummate our online relationship with some hot bikini pictures. And if that makes Kimberly jealous, even better.

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Kimberley Garner Busts Out The Little Chesticles

December 2nd, 2013

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Here’s my favorite Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner at a party for Now Magazine looking as good as ever stuffed into a nice tight dress. Now I know that Kimberley doesn’t have quite as much to stuff as some of the other hot British nobodies out there, but who cares? She’s still smoking hot, and I’m still looking to finally consummate our Twitter relationship, so can somebody please tell Kimberley about all the nice things I’ve been saying about her? I don’t think she’s been listening to me lately.

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Kimberley Garner In A Sexy MINI Skirt

November 19th, 2013

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When I call Kimberley Garner my favorite Twitter girlfriend, it’s not just because I’m trying to sleep with her or because she actually Tweets me back — it’s also because she’s a pro when it comes to looking smoking hot at no-name events. Here she is at the world premiere of the new MINI wearing a sexy miniskirt. Like I said, she’s a pro. Now, who do I talk to about taking Kimberley out for a test drive?

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

October 31st, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Kimberley Garner, Jessie J, Fearne Cotton, Sonja Kinski, Eva Longoria, Kate Gregg, Ahna O’Reilly, Nell Diamond, Salma Hayek, Chery Hines, Jessica Alba, Naomi Watts, Michael Michele, Nana Meriwether, Iveta Lukosuite, Kamaliya, Laura Wright, Donna Air, Amber Le Bon, Laura Whitmore, Cat Deeley, Monet Mazur, Zara Martin, Hilary Duff, Jennifer Lopez.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

October 24th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Brandi Glanville, Lisa Vanderpump, Kim Richards, Joyce Giraud de Ohoven, Kyle Richards, Scheana Marie, Stassi Schroeder, Ali Fedotowsky, Amy Markham, Tamara Ecclestone, Kimberley Garner, Jade Bryce, Georgia Cates, Petra Nemcova, AnnaLynne McCord, Diana Argon, Paula Patton, Jamie Alexander, Lake Bell, Riley Keough, Natalie Portman, Eliza Doolittle, Chloe Grace Moretz, Rihanna, Lindsey Gort.

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Kimberley Garner’s Awesome Side Boob

October 4th, 2013

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My favorite Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner has always been good for some amazing side boob, and it’s nice to see that hasn’t changed over the years. Because here she is at something called the 2&8 Club celebrating the place’s first birthday. And if this is the kind of thing Kimberley wears to a birthday party, I’m going to make sure I invite her to mine this year. Granted, I do that every year, but this time I’m going to make sure her manager doesn’t just throw out the invitation. In fact, I think I might even start the Twitter campaign now. #Kimberley&TunaBdayBash2013. Spread the word.

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Kimberley Garner Doesn’t Give This Blogger Any Love

September 18th, 2013

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Normally when I don’t get invited to fancy hottie-filled parties, I get it. I don’t have much business going to benefit dinners. But this one just isn’t cool. Because here’s my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner at something called the Bloggers Love Blogs party for London Fashion Week. What the hell? I’m a blogger, I love Kimberley. This one was right up my alley. I even just got my dress sweatpants back from the cleaners. Now what am I going to wear them to?

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