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Kylie Jenner Does Vogue

August 21st, 2018

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Well Vogue lost all credibility when they put this FrankenJenner on the cover of their magazine. I don’t what the editors’s are thinking. Do they believe that this old lady will sell copies? I remember a time when Vogue was influential, but now they are no better than a tabloid.

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GQ’s Magazine Most Disgusting Cover Ever!

July 18th, 2018

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The last thing I want to see in GQ magazine is this old ratcheted lady. Seriously, why would GQ, a men’s magazine put Kylie Jenner. No wonder the magazine industry is almost over. I was in the local book store and the lady told me that in 2 years all the distribution channels will be out of business and there would be no more mags. Good, that way we can get less of this.

         
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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Is not Sexy

July 10th, 2018

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I like my women when they look in between the ages of 18 and 30 with some exceptions, most notably Christie Brinkley. So when I see Kylie Jenner and know that she is 20, I can’t believe anyone would pay money to look like that. She must have a mental illness. That being said, this is kind of a warning post for young girls who follow the site. Do not aspire to be like Kylie.

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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Is Disgusting

June 8th, 2018

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I really do not like Old Lady Kylie Jenner. And any girl who looks up to her seriously needs to have their heads examined. The old bag is gross and I’m sure in person even worse. If you are an impressionable teen, please do not look up to this doctored beast. It’s not sexy.

         
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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Is 20, Has A Baby And Is A Role Model

March 27th, 2018

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So, just to recap for all you out there who are lucky enough not to have to follow this horrible family as part of your job: Kylie Jenner is 20 now, just had her first kid and is already back to the family business, AKA spending all day showing off her plastic body on social media. At this rate, she’s going to be washed up by 23. Fingers crossed.

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Calvin Klein Hired A Porn Star, Old Lady, Monster, Wannabe Model And Someone No One Cares About For Their Campaign

January 24th, 2018

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It took me a second to realize that this was all the Kardashian/Jenner sisters lying on top of this blanket. For a while, I was trying to figure out why Calvin Klein would want to get a bunch of chubby nobodies and Kendall Jenner together to try to sell underwear. But then I took a closer look, and yup, that’s Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian. AKA Kendall and a bunch of chubby nobodies. Anyway, I still don’t see how this is supposed to sell Calvins, but maybe that’s why I’m just a blogger and not in marketing.

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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Shows Off Her Plastic Face And Body

September 13th, 2017

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I don’t know why I am posting this because I think Kylie Jenner is gross and any chick who tries to copy her look is out of their mind. I see tons of them on Instagram. It’s not sexy to be young woman and look 55. Anyway, for those that have weird fetishes enjoy the plastic.



         
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Kendall Jenner And Plastic Cougar Kylie Jenner In Swimsuits

July 18th, 2017

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The first thing I thought when I saw these pictures? What’s that cougar doing posing in a bikini next to Kendall Jenner? Then, after I realized it was just her younger sister Kylie, I figured maybe their rich parents got some kind of a package deal for this photoshoot. 2 for the price of 1. Because according to my sources, these were taken as part of Kendall and Kylie’s “new swimwear line” for Revolve. So, ladies, if you want to look like a Hollywood rich kid/fake model or a plastic teenage cougar, now there’s a swimwear line just for you.

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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Models Sunglasses

June 29th, 2017

I know I like to make fun of Kylie Jenner for being a teenage old lady, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due, I think she finally found the perfect gig: no, not trying to lock down 20-something sugar daddies. Modeling sunglasses. Because apparently when you hide Kylie’s face, you pay more attention to the rest of her. I know it’s 90% plastic, but for some reason, I don’t seem to mind.

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Old Lady Kylie Jenner’s Fake Plastic Face, Butt And Boobs Are Displayed On Snapchat

June 14th, 2017

I know you guys probably think I’m being a jerk when I point out how gross and plastic Kylie Jenner is looking these days. But listen, I’d much rather be locking myself in a Starbucks bathroom with a new set of great bikini pictures right now than complaining about how Kylie looks like a teenage old lady. And I’m sorry, but enough with the fake asses already. It’s just gross.

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Disgusting Plastic Old Lady Kylie Jenner Does Flaunt Magazine

May 18th, 2017

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Look, I can handle Kendall Jenner pretending to be a model. At least she’s hot. But I don’t understand why people are still booking Kylie Jenner for gigs. She reminds me way too much of her gross older sister. And no, I’m not talking about Kim. The other, even chunkier one. Anyway, here’s Kylie doing a photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine, and I guess maybe they were doing some kind of special issue on teenagers who’ve already had way too much plastic surgery and look like 40-year-old cougars? It’s the only thing that makes sense.

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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Keeps Aging

February 24th, 2017

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Every time I do a post on Kylie Jenner, I always have to double-check what age she is. Not because I think she could be big trouble or anything, but because I still can’t believe she’s only 19 and not a 40-something cougar. It just doesn’t make any sense. So anyway, if you’re into teenage old ladies modeling swimsuits, here she is in a new photoshoot. Enjoy, I guess?

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