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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Shares Her Crappy Skin Treatment

December 16th, 2015

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Here’s my third favorite Kardashian and teenage cougar Kylie Jenner celebrating being chosen as the new brand ambassador for some skin care company called Nip + Fab, and she’s looking pretty excited about it, if you ask me. Seriously, I’ve seen bigger smiles on Botox patients. Anyway, I’m not sure why these guys chose her as their spokesmodel, but ladies, if you want to look like you’re 18 going on 45 too, now you know Kylie’s secret.

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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Does A Photoshoot

December 11th, 2015

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Here’s everyone’s favorite teenage cougar Kylie Jenner doing another photoshoot, and I know this girl just turned 18 a couple months ago, but if I didn’t know better, I’d say she already looks like she’s going on 40. Anyway, I know Kylie’s trying really hard to be taken seriously as a real model these days, but maybe she’s just not going after the right companies. I wonder if Depends is looking for a new spokesmodel… It’s worth a shot.

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Cougar Kylie Jenner’s Interview Magazine Photoshoot Is Lame And Too Try Hard

December 1st, 2015

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Look, I know that Kylie Jenner is trying really hard to become a professional model these days — aka her family’s forking over a fortune to get her more work — but after this photoshoot she did for Interview Magazine, I’m sorry, I just don’t think she’s got what it takes. I mean, the whole latex cougar sex doll thing isn’t a bad concept, but that’s not the issue. The problem’s her ugly face. And OK, maybe that was mean, but I just wish Kylie would go away so we can focus on people with actual hottie potential. Like her sister Kendall.

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner And Her Cougar Sister Kylie At The AMAs

November 23rd, 2015

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In case you forgot, Kylie Jenner is trying to become a pop star, which is pretty much as big a joke as that porn star Kim trying to become an author. But I guess that’s why her and her big sister Kendall Jenner showed up to the American Music Awards last night. Knowing that family, I’m guessing she was there to pick up a trophy they paid for, like Best New Pop Star or a Lifetime Achievement Award. But since I don’t want to encourage Kylie’s music career, instead let’s focus on her real talent: looking and dressing like a cougar even though she’s only 18. Now that’s actually impressive.

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Cougar Kylie Jenner Heads To A Studio! Please No Music Career!

October 27th, 2015

It’s already bad enough that Kendall Jenner is a “model” and Kim Kardashian is an “author,” but now it looks like little sister Kylie Jenner has decided she’s going to become a “pop star” now that she’s all grown up. Because here’s the teenage cougar heading into a studio in LA. And I don’t know if I can take it. But maybe we can start a Kickstarter or something to help get Kylie to not put out a CD? Email me if you’d be interested in making a donation. It’s for a good cause.

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Instahoes Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin Are Hard At Work

October 22nd, 2015

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Now that Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin are officially “professional models,” here they are hard at work walking the streets of New York for the paps. According to my sources, my favorite Baldwin and my second-favorite Jenner just finished shooting a photoshoot here, so I guess that means this counts as a double shift. Now that’s some impressive work ethic. I hope they’re getting overtime.

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Cougar Kylie Jenner’s Chunky Sugar Butt

September 17th, 2015

Here’s Kylie Jenner at the grand opening of Sugar Factory American Brasserie in New York, because I’m pretty sure there’s a law that says you have to have at least one Kardashian on a red carpet at all times. Anyway, I know I’m probably way too old for this teenage cougar (even if I didn’t make fun of her family all the time), but I’ve gotta say, her booty is looking like a real handful here, and I mean that in a good way.

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Cougar Kylie Jenner Is Hard At Work

September 14th, 2015

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Here’s Kylie Jenner out in New York, and see, now this is why I call Kylie the youngest cougar in Hollywood. Because she dresses like she’s auditioning to become the next Top Real Housewife. Don’t get me wrong, I definitely don’t mind all the cleavage. I just have a tough time believing Kylie’s only 18. Although I’d probably be having an even tougher time if I hadn’t been counting the days until her 18th birthday all those months. …Uh, let’s move along.

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Kylie Jenner Is The Oldest Looking 18-Year-Old Ever!

September 8th, 2015

Kylie Jenner did a photoshoot with Terry Richardson for Galore Magazine and I think they put the candles on the cake backwards because this chick doesn’t look 18. She’s already washed up. Being a celebrity hasn’t been kind to her. Anyway, this is not sexy and I feel bad for anyone who looks up to this thing. Now let’s move along.

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Cougar Kylie Jenner Pumps It

July 27th, 2015

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Listen, I’m all for Kylie Jenner following in her big sister Kendall‘s footsteps. First it was going into Instagram modeling, and now the teenage cougar’s showing she can pump gas just as well as Kendall. And I’m totally fine if Kylie wants to become a professional gas station model when she grows up, but for my readers’ sake, here’s hoping she sticks to full serve until she turns 18. Because the only person who should be pumping it right now is a certified professional. Move it along.

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Kylie Jenner Is 17 Going On 45

June 22nd, 2015

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In case you needed a reminder that Kylie Jenner‘s still under 18, here she is attending the grand opening of a candy store in Miami. That said, I know it’s confusing, considering even though she’s just 17, she’s looking about 30 here. So just imagine what Kylie’s going to look like when she’s 20. Actually, on second thought, maybe don’t. I don’t want to be put on any government watch lists as an accessory.

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