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Cougar Kylie Jenner Pumps It

July 27th, 2015

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Listen, I’m all for Kylie Jenner following in her big sister Kendall‘s footsteps. First it was going into Instagram modeling, and now the teenage cougar’s showing she can pump gas just as well as Kendall. And I’m totally fine if Kylie wants to become a professional gas station model when she grows up, but for my readers’ sake, here’s hoping she sticks to full serve until she turns 18. Because the only person who should be pumping it right now is a certified professional. Move it along.

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Kylie Jenner Is 17 Going On 45

June 22nd, 2015

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In case you needed a reminder that Kylie Jenner‘s still under 18, here she is attending the grand opening of a candy store in Miami. That said, I know it’s confusing, considering even though she’s just 17, she’s looking about 30 here. So just imagine what Kylie’s going to look like when she’s 20. Actually, on second thought, maybe don’t. I don’t want to be put on any government watch lists as an accessory.

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Hookers Or Celeb Teens?

June 18th, 2015

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It’s time for a round of one of my favorite games: check out these latest paparazzi photos and try to tell me, are these a pair of Hollywood hookers or famous teenagers? Not so easy, right? But if you answered celebrity teens, then congratulations, you might have a future as a pasty blogger. Because that’s Pia Mia Perez and her friend Kylie Jenner in these shots. Now I know Kylie’s still trouble, so I’ve got to be careful here. So all I’ll say is I’m looking forward to the day she turns 18 and officially gets into the family business just like her big sister Kim.

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Kylie Jenner Profile Shot Is Trouble

June 4th, 2015

I’m pretty sure that Kylie Jenner is still 17 for another few months, but I’m a little worried that if I Google it again I’m going to get added to some kind of government watch list. So just to be safe, I think we should all just agree to move it along for now, and if you really need to check out a Jenner, just stick to Kendall for now. Or hell, even Caitlyn. That’s way less trouble.

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Kylie Jenner Is Huge Trouble

April 1st, 2015

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At first, I thought it would be a pretty funny April Fools’ joke to post these pictures and tell you perverts Kylie Jenner had turned 18. But then I realized that if I did that I probably wouldn’t have any readers left, since I’m pretty sure they don’t allow you to use the Internet from jail. So to reiterate: Kylie is still 17 for another few months, and let’s all just move it along until then.

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Kylie Jenner’s Photoshoot Is Big Trouble

March 25th, 2015

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Forget deleting your history, you’re probably going to want to go ahead and flush your entire computer down the toilet if you’re not careful with this latest photoshoot from teenage troublemaker Kylie Jenner. I know Kylie’s only 17, but I swear she’s sent more men to jail than a Texas judge. So don’t be a statistic and just move it along, if you know what’s good for you.

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Kylie Jenner’s Intagram Is Trouble

March 19th, 2015

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Under the proper parental guidance, Kylie Jenner posted these pictures of herself working out on Instagram. She has 18.9 million followers and I can promise you that I ain’t one of them. I prefer living free and not behind bars.

         
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Kylie Jenner Needs Parental Guidance

January 8th, 2015

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According to my research, Kylie Jenner is still only 17, which makes this latest picture she posted serious trouble. And I know Kylie’s just trying to follow in the family business of being famous for posting selfies, but until she turns 18, her Instagram really ought to come with a warning label or something: enter at your own risk. For now though, I recommend we all just treat Kylie like we treat Kim these days, and pretend she doesn’t exist. Trust me, it’s much safer that way.

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Kylie Jenner’s Instagram Is Serious Trouble

December 17th, 2014

After this latest Kylie Jenner selfie, I think it’s safe to say that Kylie’s following in the family business by becoming a professional Twitter model. That, or her Instagram is all part of some elaborate LAPD online sting operation. So just to be safe, the only thing I’ll say about the newly-appointed Kardashian family teenage troublemaker is that I hope she grows up to be just like her big sisters. The hot ones, that is. Now let’s move on.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

November 4th, 2014

Today’s extra catch consists of Emily Ratajkowski, Amy Willerton, Alicia Witt, Laurie Holden, Rachel Melvin, Salma Hayek, Mía Maestro,Serena Williams, Caroline Wozniacki, Kerry Washington, Coco Rocha, Anne Hathway, Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Laura Whitmore, Rita Ora, Fearne Cotton, Cheryl Cole, Olga Kurylenko, Mindy Robinson, Bai Ling.

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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Do Much Music

June 16th, 2014

So according to my sources, it was the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto last night, and Kendall Jenner and her troublemaker sister Kylie hosted. Because sure, why not? I guess Drake and/or Rob Ford were busy. Anyway, it does make some sense though, since these two probably have way more years of experience in front of a camera than everybody else, and because like the show itself, you probably shouldn’t be watching either of them if you’re a functioning adult. That said, considering the dress Kendall busted out for the special occasion, I’m willing to give you pervs a pass. Because wow. Enjoy.

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