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Lais Ribeiro Will Burn Your Pants

September 20th, 2018

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Burning Man took place the other week. If you don’t know what that is, it’s some trendy bullsh%t party that happens in the desert and every single hot chick attends and wears slutty clothing. Here is Lais Ribeiro looking like a futurist ho’. Now why can’t this be every day wear?

         
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Lais Ribeiro Does Maxim

August 15th, 2018

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As much as I think Lais Ribeiro is a hot piece, I am surprised that Maxim Magazine put her on the cover. No disrespect to Lais, but I haven’t done one post on her in over a year, which means she is not that relevant to men now and I feel by looking through her Instagram she is catering to a female crowd which is smart on her end, since there is more money in that. All that being said, Maxim is a thing of the past and they should hire me to revive their magazine.

         
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Lais Ribeiro’s $2 Million Dollar Bra

November 2nd, 2017

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I’ve done a lot of posts on hotties flashing their bras on Instagram — at least one a day thanks to pros like Bella Thorne and Ariel Winter — but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever done one where the bra being flashed was worth $2 million dollars… According to my sources, Victoria’s Secret chose Brazilian hottie Lais Ribeiro to model their new “Fantasy Bra” this year and if you ask me, it looks worth every penny. And no, I’m not talking about the bra.

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Lais Ribeiro Belongs In Lingerie

May 11th, 2017

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I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure Lais Ribeiro‘s lingerie photoshoots should come with some kind of Surgeon’s General Warning or something. Because the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret hottie’s body is so smoking hot, it’s liable to cause serious damage to your pants region if you’re not careful. So enjoy, but just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

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Lais Ribeiro’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

April 10th, 2017

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OK, so I know last time I did a post on Lais Ribeiro here, I warned you guys that the Brazilian supermodel was so hot, she was liable to blow your pants clear off. So I’m hoping you already went ahead and took yours off before checking out this latest lingerie photoshoot from the Victoria’s Secret hottie. Because otherwise I can’t be held accountable for any pant fire-related injuries that might occur. Consider yourself warned.

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Lais Ribeiro Will Blow Your Pants Off

March 7th, 2017

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As a general rule, I don’t like to see world-class bikini models wearing more than one layer. It’s kind of a waste, if you ask me. But I’m always willing to make an exception for Lais Ribeiro. The Brazilian Victoria’s Secret hottie is so smoking, she could model an XL garbage bag and still give me a five-alarm pants fire.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue -The Rest

February 15th, 2017

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Alright, so I’ve showed you who made the cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and who should’ve made the cover, now here’s the best of the rest: Lais Ribeiro, Ana De Paula, Kelly Gale, Rose Bertram, Myla Dalbesio, Samantha Hoopes, Hannah Davis, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Bo Krsmanovic, McKenna Berkley, Bianca Balti, Nina Agdal, and Kate Bock. I tried to pick a favorite out of these girls, but then remembered I didn’t have to — I can just drool over them all at once. Sometimes it’s good to be the boss.

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SI Rookies’ Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

February 7th, 2017

Sports Illustrated just released another one of their pants-melting teaser videos for the 2017 Swimsuit Issue introducing this year’s crop of rookies: Kelly Gale, Lais Ribeiro, Myla Dalbesio, Vita Sidorkina, Danielle Herrington, Bianca Balti and Mia Kang. Now, if you’re a regular reader, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these hotties, but trust me, you’re definitely going to want to get re-acquainted with them all again.

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Lais Ribeiro’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

February 1st, 2017

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Good news: I’ve got another one of those awesome Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser videos to share with you perverts today. And this time, it’s Lais Ribeiro‘s turn to make our pants regions go nuclear with her bikini shots. Honestly, I don’t even know how they managed to shoot this thing. But I’m guessing it involved lots of fire extinguishers and a few of those fireproof suits. However they did it, it was definitely worth it.

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Lais Ribeiro Belongs In Lingerie

December 28th, 2016

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For anyone else sick and tired of all these fake, so-called “models” taking over the business and taking jobs and lingerie shoots from real supermodels, here’s a reminder that there’s at least a few pros still out there: a new booty-filled photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret hottie Lais Ribeiro. I know it’s probably only a matter of time before Victoria’s Secret replaces all their current models with Insta-wannabes like the Jenners and Hadids, so let’s just enjoy this while it lasts. I figure I can get a good 30 seconds out of these. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate.

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Lais Ribeiro Was Born To Wear Lingerie!

September 19th, 2016

Here’s something guaranteed to heat you up: new lingerie pictures from Victoria’s Secret hottie Lais Ribeiro. I don’t know how these guys keep managing to find the hottest women in the world to model their clothes, but I’m just glad to see this Brazilian supermodel doing what she was clearly born to do: give me a raging pants fire by wearing lingerie. Yow!

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Lais Ribeiro’s Sweet Booty In Lingerie

September 6th, 2016

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Now that it’s after Labor Day, I know we’re supposed to be heading into fall or whatever, and it’s going to start to cool down. But here’s something guaranteed to make you feel like it’s still the middle of summer: Brazilian super-hottie Lais Ribeiro‘s latest lingerie shoot. These pictures are so damn hot, they’re guaranteed to have you sweating in no time. Enjoy.

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