I haven’t done a post on Lily Aldridge in ages. I don’t know what the hell she has been up to, but here is a new photoshoot that she did for some magazine. She is gorgeous. One thing is for sure, that pic of her with the chicken made me hungry for some KFC. Both Lily and the bird are finger licking good.
I was all set to complain about the fact that once again, Victoria’s Secret brought a trio of hotties out to celebrate the launch of some new lingerie collection and once again, they forgot to get them actually modeling the product for the cameras instead of just holding it up. But I guess these shots of Lily Aldridge, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell getting frisky with each other are already hot enough. And I’m pretty sure adding lingerie to this three-way fantasy would’ve blown my pants clear off. So on second thought, it’s probably safer this way. Enjoy.
I’ve always liked Lily Aldridge, even if she isn’t the most famous Victoria’s Secret hottie out there. And I think I may have finally figured out why she’s so underrated. See, my theory goes that the less clothing Lily wears, the hotter she looks, and for whatever reason, she usually goes out looking like this, instead of like this. I’m telling you, if Lily would just walk around in a bikini 24/7, she’d be a huge star in no time. I don’t know why her agents haven’t suggested it before. But better late than never, right?
As I always say, the only thing better than one hot supermodel is two of them. Or three, or four, or… sorry, where was I? Anyway, so here’s Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo out together in LA, and normally, that’d be cause for 30-45 seconds of celebration, but it must’ve been cold in California, because for some reason, both the Victoria’s Secret hotties are fully-clothed. Which makes it a whole lot tougher to get a good lesbian fantasy out of these than if they were both in their work clothes, but luckily, I’ve always had a very overactive imagination.
The good news: Sports Illustrated keeps throwing hottie-filled parties for the launch of their 2016 Swimsuit Issue; this time, it was a BBQ at some hotel in Miami. And Erin Heatherton, Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Tanya Mityushina, Kate Bock, Emily DiDonato, Kelly Rohrbach, Chanel Iman, Sofia Resing, Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal, Samantha Hoopes, Bo Krsmanovic, and Barbara Palvin all showed up. Except once again, nobody wore a bikini. Or body paint. Or even a one piece! I’m pretty sure they’re just screwing with me at this point. And I don’t appreciate it.
Sports Illustrated threw a big party to celebrate their 2016 Swimsuit Issue last night, and invited a whole bunch of serious hotties. Including Bo Krsmanovic, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Hannah Davis, Samantha Hoopes, Chanel Iman, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Erin Heatherton, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Tanya Mityushina, Megan Williams, Kyra Santoro, Emily DiDonato, and Daniela Lopez Osorio. The only problem? You know, besides the fact that they didn’t also invite me and the Little Tuna? That they didn’t make it a pool party instead. Now that really would’ve taken this night to the next level…
In case you missed it, today’s one of my favorite holidays of the year. No, I’m not talking about President’s Day. Today’s the day Sports Illustrated officially releases the pictures from their 2016 Swimsuit Issue. And here’s a few of my favorites from hotties Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Chanel Iman, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Samantha Hoopes, Gigi Hadid, Tanya Mityushina, Erin Heatherton, Rose Bertram, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Bo Krsmanovic, Lily Aldridge, Emily DiDonato. If you ask me, Hannah should’ve gotten the cover just based on that killer split. Yow! Now that’s something actually worth celebrating. Sorry, George Washington.
I’ve always thought that Lily Aldridge was one of the most underrated supermodels out there. For whatever reason, she just doesn’t get nearly as much mainstream attention as the rest of her fellow Victoria’s Secret Angels. And I don’t know if this latest photoshoot she did for Vogue Spain is going to change that — it’s probably a little too artsy and she’s wearing way too much clothing — but making and leaking a sex tape with a semi-famous blogger just might do the trick. It’s worth a shot, at least. Call me!
I just found out that these pictures of Lily Aldridge looking red-hot are from outside The Huffington Post offices in New York, and up until now, I always thought that the idea of getting a super-hot lingerie model to show up at your website’s office was a total pipe dream. But if the Huffington Post can do it, maybe I can too. So what if they have a fancy Manhattan office and I’ve just got a corner of my mom’s basement surrounded by dirty laundry and old pizza boxes? I’m sure some model would love to come see where the magic happens. And by magic, I mean dick jokes and Instagram creeping. Call me, ladies! We’ll set up a full tour.
Here’s Lily Aldridge posing with Victoria’s Secret annual million-dollar bra, and according to my sources, this year it’s called “the Fireworks Fantasy Bra” and cost $2 million. Which sounds pretty overpriced if you ask me. Especially since Lily doesn’t even come with it. What a waste of money.
Here’s Lily Aldridge, Karlie Kloss, Martha Hunt, Cara Delevingne, Stella Maxwell, Emily Ratajkowski and Gigi Hadid at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards. I know Gigi and Cara are pretty much socialite Instagram models, but I’m too lazy to do another post simply on Instagram stars who attended, so I figured I’d just lump them in. I’m sure if they’re reading this, they’d be happy.
I know music videos aren’t as big of a deal as they used to be, but they might as well just stop making them entirely from now, because Taylor Swift just made the greatest one of all-time with “Bad Blood.” It’s got cameos from a whole bunch of hotties like Lily Aldridge, Zendaya, Hayley Williams, Gigi Hadid, Karlie Kloss, Jessica Alba, Martha Hunt, Ellen Pompeo, Cara Delevingne, Cindy Crawford, and Selena Gomez. And I’m going to have to watch it a few hundred more times just to make sure I didn’t miss anyone.
I’ve always had a theory when it comes to Lily Aldridge: that the less clothing she wears, the hotter the Victoria’s Secret model looks. But I’m not gonna lie, these shots of her at LAX are making me second-guess that, because she’s looking pretty good, even if she is kind of reminding me of a sexy farmer here. Still, I bet she’d look even better without anything on under those overalls. And if Lily’s game, I’d love to put that hypothesis to the test. For science, of course.