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The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party Brings Out The Babes

July 7th, 2016

The great thing about summer (you know, besides the 10x increase in bikini pictures) is that it means more parties, which means more hotties. And a whole bunch of them showed up to the Serpentine Gallery Summer Party in London: Toni Garrn, Tamsin Egerton, Sienna Miller, Lily Donaldson, and Lady Kitty Spencer. I tried to pick my favorite out of the bunch, then remembered I don’t have to. See, if I unfocus my eyes, I can sort of look at all of them at once. It’s like one of those magic eye puzzles, only with more cleavage. Give it a try.

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Lily Donaldson’s Cannes At Cannes

May 12th, 2016

Here’s Lily Donaldson in France for the Cannes Film Festival, and I’m not sure what Victoria’s Secret models have to with film festivals, but I’m not complaining. I’m always happy to see more pictures of Lily and her cute cleavage. If you ask me, she should be invited everywhere there’s people with cameras: movie premieres, art openings, kids’ birthday parties. You name it.

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Lily Donaldson Is A Softcore Porn Star Now

November 30th, 2015

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I’ve always said that Lily Donaldson is one of the more underrated Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, and I guess that’s why she decided to give up on the lingerie modeling game in order to become a softcore porn star. Or at least, that’s what I’m assuming these pictures are from. According to my sources, this shoot is part of something called 032c Magazine‘s Fall/Winter issue, and I’d just like to be one of the first to congratulate Lily on the career move. She’s got my full support. And the Little Tuna’s too.

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Lily Donaldson Because She Is A Hot Piece

November 5th, 2015

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Here’s leggy Victoria’s Secret Angel Lily Donaldson heading into the WSJ. Magazine Innovator Awards in New York, and I’m not entirely sure what a foxy lingerie model has to do with innovation, but now that I know hotties like Lily show up to this thing, I’m determined to land a nomination next year. You think there’s a category for Most Innovative Dick Joke?

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Lily Donaldson Has Legs For Days

October 7th, 2015

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Here’s Lily Donaldson wearing different outfits as she attends various events during Paris fashion week. Finally, I’m not writing a post on another Instagram model. This my friends is what a real model looks like. I mean, check out those legs! I’d spend all day doing laps up and down them with my tongue.

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner With Supermodels Joan Smalls And Lily Donaldson

October 2nd, 2015

Don’t get me wrong, I love Kendall Jenner just as much as the next pervert with Internet access, but I’m sorry, I just don’t see how you can put her in the same conversation as real supermodels like Joan Smalls and Lily Donaldson here. For starters, I’m pretty sure the Victoria’s Secret hotties had to earn their supermodel status, instead of having it bought for them by their parents, and second, they do a ton more sexy lingerie shoots. In other words, Kendall’s got a lot of catching up to do…

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Lily Donaldson’s Sexy Tongue Action

September 23rd, 2015

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I know it’s hard to keep up with all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there — I can barely keep track of them all, and it’s my job. But in my professional opinion, Lily Donaldson here is one of the hottest Angels out there right now. Here she is showing off some sweet tongue action for the cameras at the Louis Vuitton Series 3 Gala during London Fashion Week, and I bet you’re not going to have any trouble remembering Lily after this. Because I don’t know about you, but this image is going to be burned into my brain for at least the next 30-45 seconds. Enjoy.

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Miranda Kerr Ass-umes The Best Position Ever!

August 25th, 2015

I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today: Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Lily Donaldson, Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, and Anja Rubik… And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know.

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Lily Donaldson And Her Sweet Boobage

July 22nd, 2015

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Just yesterday, I was talking about how much I loved Lily Donaldson and her tasty coconuts, and then she goes and shows them off at the Paper Towns premiere in New York, right on cue. So now I’m wondering if the same thing will happen if I write about how much I love the British hottie’s booty… Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? Cross your fingers.

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Lily Donaldson Has Tasty Coconuts

July 21st, 2015

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Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angel and smoking hot Brit Lily Donaldson on the beach for her latest bikini shoot. And I know that Lily’s coconuts aren’t quite as big as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret models, but if you ask me, she makes up for it with a bikini body that’s so hot, it could melt my pants region in 6 seconds or less. Enjoy.

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Lily Donaldson Is Amazing

July 2nd, 2015

I try to keep up on all the latest hot model news, but I didn’t realize Lily Donaldson was a Victoria’s Secret Angel until I just looked her up. After seeing this latest photoshoot of hers though, I definitely get it. Lily’s even able to make these stupid fur hats she’s wearing look insanely hot. Now that’s real talent.

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Lily Donaldson Is Launching Things!

January 21st, 2015

I have the memory of a goldfish, so I totally forgot where I know this Lily Donaldson hottie from, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that the leggy blonde is a hot model, and not a member of my mom’s bridge club. Anyway, according to my sources, the sexy Brit showed up for something called The Ocean Campaign launch gala, and that’s not the only thing Lily’s launching here, if you catch my drift. I’m talking about the Little Tuna, just to be clear. And hey, it even fits with the whole ocean theme. That was unintentional, I promise. I’m not that clever.

         
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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

December 3rd, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Donna Air, Tracy Anderson, Sandra Bullock, Susanna Reid, Abbey Clancy, Natalie Anderson, Ashley Roberts, Kim Wilde, Evangeline Lilly, Holliday Grainger, Kate Moss, Zoe Saldana, Mandy Moore, Lily Donaldson, Suki Waterhouse, Daisy Lowe, Alexa Chung, Marcia Cross, Helena Christensen, Zahia Dehar, Jenny McCarthy, Alicia Keys, Pixie Lott.

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Every Single Hot Babe Showed Up To amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS

May 24th, 2013

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When I woke up this morning and saw that every single sexy model, actress, and famous-for-nothing babe showed up to amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS event in Cannes, I was extremely pissed off that I was not invited. I guess, the invitation must have got lost in the mail because I’m sure that Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Eva Herzigova, Kylie Minogue, Izabel Goulart, Olivia Palermo, Karly Kloss, Rosario Dawson, Jessica Chastain, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Isabeli Fontana, Petra Nemcova, Toni Garn, Lily Donaldson, Karolina Kurkova, Irina Shayk, Jessica Hart, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Milla Jovovich, Bianca Balti, Selita Ebanks and Tamara Ecclestone would have wanted the sexiest celeb blogger in the world there. At least that is what I’m telling myself.

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