I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today: Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Lily Donaldson, Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, and Anja Rubik… And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know.
Just yesterday, I was talking about how much I loved Lily Donaldson and her tasty coconuts, and then she goes and shows them off at the Paper Towns premiere in New York, right on cue. So now I’m wondering if the same thing will happen if I write about how much I love the British hottie’s booty… Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? Cross your fingers.
Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angel and smoking hot Brit Lily Donaldson on the beach for her latest bikini shoot. And I know that Lily’s coconuts aren’t quite as big as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret models, but if you ask me, she makes up for it with a bikini body that’s so hot, it could melt my pants region in 6 seconds or less. Enjoy.
I try to keep up on all the latest hot model news, but I didn’t realize Lily Donaldson was a Victoria’s Secret Angel until I just looked her up. After seeing this latest photoshoot of hers though, I definitely get it. Lily’s even able to make these stupid fur hats she’s wearing look insanely hot. Now that’s real talent.
I have the memory of a goldfish, so I totally forgot where I know this Lily Donaldson hottie from, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that the leggy blonde is a hot model, and not a member of my mom’s bridge club. Anyway, according to my sources, the sexy Brit showed up for something called The Ocean Campaign launch gala, and that’s not the only thing Lily’s launching here, if you catch my drift. I’m talking about the Little Tuna, just to be clear. And hey, it even fits with the whole ocean theme. That was unintentional, I promise. I’m not that clever.
Today’s extra catch consists of Donna Air, Tracy Anderson, Sandra Bullock, Susanna Reid, Abbey Clancy, Natalie Anderson, Ashley Roberts, Kim Wilde, Evangeline Lilly, Holliday Grainger, Kate Moss, Zoe Saldana, Mandy Moore, Lily Donaldson, Suki Waterhouse, Daisy Lowe, Alexa Chung, Marcia Cross, Helena Christensen, Zahia Dehar, Jenny McCarthy, Alicia Keys, Pixie Lott.
When I woke up this morning and saw that every single sexy model, actress, and famous-for-nothing babe showed up to amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS event in Cannes, I was extremely pissed off that I was not invited. I guess, the invitation must have got lost in the mail because I’m sure that Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Eva Herzigova, Kylie Minogue, Izabel Goulart, Olivia Palermo, Karly Kloss, Rosario Dawson, Jessica Chastain, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Isabeli Fontana, Petra Nemcova, Toni Garn, Lily Donaldson, Karolina Kurkova, Irina Shayk, Jessica Hart, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Milla Jovovich, Bianca Balti, Selita Ebanks and Tamara Ecclestone would have wanted the sexiest celeb blogger in the world there. At least that is what I’m telling myself.