Here’s Lily-Rose Depp, AKA the new Bella Hadid (or is it the new Kendall Jenner?), continuing to make her rich parents proud by pretending to be a model by posing topless again. It looks like she even knows how to cry on command. And I’ve got to say, I’m impressed. There’s no way Bella knows how to do that. Maybe she’s got a future in this business after all.
Here’s some video of Lily-Rose Depp dancing on a boat in a bikini, because she’s just another rich kid getting to pretend to be a famous model on her parents’ dime. And really, I don’t care if she’s earned her 15 minutes of fame or not. She’s cute and clearly wants attention, and me and the Little Tuna are more than happy to give it to her. So enjoy.
I know I like to make fun of all these rich kid/wannabe supermodels and point out how they only get their modeling gigs because of their famous parents and not because of their actual talent. But then I remember that rich kids also like to take bikini vacations with their friends and post topless pictures on Instagram because they never had any parental supervision growing up, so I figure it’s a fair trade. Anyway, here’s Lily-Rose Depp showing off her many “talents.” Enjoy.
When I first saw these pictures of Lily-Rose Depp on the cover of Vogue Japan, I was all set to complain about yet another “professional” “model” who only got the gig because of her famous father and how lame the modeling industry is these days. But then I saw this picture, and I’m willing to admit I was totally wrong about Lily-Rose. That’s some serious talent!
I couldn’t remember if Lily-Rose Depp was still trouble, so I just double-checked and apparently she’s 18 now, which means she’s old enough to play pretend model with Cara Delevingne for this Chanel shoot. Although personally, I’d much rather see pictures of these two playing doctor instead. Maybe next time.
Don’t worry, perverts. You don’t have to try to flush your work cell phone. Because according to my sources over at Google, Lily-Rose Depp (AKA Johnny’s hot daughter) is officially 18 now. As of last month. Which means you can stop pretending you don’t already follow her on Instagram and that you haven’t watched these videos of her shaking her booty 20 times now. But if you actually haven’t, well, you better get on both of those ASAP.
Warning: just because Lily-Rose Depp (yes, Johnny Depp’s kid) is old enough to get stalked by the paps on her way out of the airport doesn’t mean she’s old enough for you to get any ideas about the pictures… According to my sources, she’s still only 16. So leave these to US Weekly or something, and let’s just move it along.