I swear, every time I think Lindsay Lohan is finally starting to turn the corner and make a real hotness comeback, she goes and acts crazier than ever. Case in point: here she is trying out some phoney new accent after living in London for a few years, and is it just me or does that sound more fake-Russian than fake-British? Either way, watch it and see for yourself below, then check out the lingerie selfie above to remind yourself of Lindsay’s better days.
I guess Lindsay Lohan must be trying to make a comeback or something, because we haven’t heard from her in months and then all of a sudden, she just dropped this great topless selfie on Instagram out of nowhere. I’m pretty sure she’s removed it since then, but luckily, that’s the magic of the Internet: you put something up for a few seconds, and some
perv in his mom’s basement hero saves it for all eternity. Enjoy!
Yikes. So I know a while back I said we might be seeing the start of a Lindsay Lohan hotness comeback, but then she dropped off the map for a while. And now I guess we know why: because she was busy totally f**king her face up. Anyway, here she is at something called the Caudwell Children Butterfly Ball 2016 looking like that crazy “Catwoman” chick, and listen, if Lindsay really wants to help the kids, she’d stay far away from them, because I bet they’d be almost as terrified as the Little Tuna is right now.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan looking better than I’ve seen her in years in a new photoshoot from Ellen Von Unwerth for something called Notofu Mgazine‘s Winter issue. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see the old (read: hot) Lindsay back. Apparently she wants to be known for her talents these days, instead of all the tabloid stuff. But I say forget that. Why not go for a third option instead, like hooking up with a blogger?
Look, we all know Lindsay Lohan‘s seen better days and that she isn’t half the hottie she used to be, but every once in a while, she shows up in lingerie to remind us why we all loved her so much in the first place. So here’s Lindsay posing for Homme Style Spring/Summer 2015 and I don’t know about you guys, but it’s bringing back lots of fond memories for me and the Little Tuna.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali in London for the LOVE Magazine/Balmain Christmas Party and it’s kind of bumming me out to see how far Lindsay’s
career hotness has fallen off the map these last couple years. Anyway, according to my research, Ali is supposedly a “model,” but I’m pretty sure that’s like calling Lindsay an “actress.” Or “hot.” I know it was true at one point, but I seriously doubt it applies anymore.
Today’s extra catch consists of Danica McKellar, Emma Slater, Lolo Jones, Peta Murgatroyd,Amy Purdy, Karina Smirnoff, Kate Moss, Melissa Rauch, Amy Landecker, Mena Suvari, Daisy Lowe, Kerry Washington, Jane Levy, Jane Fonda, Katherine McNamara, Kristen Bell, Abigail Spencer, Tina Fey, Izabel Goulart, Lindsay Lohan, Sienna Miller, Cara Delevingne,Michelle Hunziker, Jessica Alba, Becky G, Sharna Burgess, Sadie Robertson, Lindsay Arnold.
I’ve never heard of Wonderland Magazine before, I think they’re British, but anybody who can get Lindsay Lohan looking this hot again after all the disappointing pictures we’ve been getting of her recently deserves some serious credit. Anybody know if there’s a way I can subscribe, but just get this same issue delivered to me every month?
As recently as a couple years ago, new Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures were cause for serious celebration, but these days, not so much. You’re never quite sure what you’re going to get: hot Lindsay, or whatever this is. That said, I’m happy to report that these latest ones of her jet skiing in Greece aren’t half bad. In fact, they’re even making me think the two of us could still go motorboating together some day. Only we’ll have to do it in my bedroom, because I’m afraid of the water. Call me!
Yikes. So much for hoping that Lindsay Lohan was finally starting to turn things around, or her having some of the best sideboob in the business. Because these pictures of her in Ibiza kind of put an end to both those arguments. Unfortunately, it looks like those freckled funbags of Lindsay’s are heading in the same direction as her career these days, and both are going south fast. I mean, I still hope she can get back to where she used to be, but it’s going to take a lot of hard work and dedication. I’m talking about her funbags, just to be clear.
Today’s extra catch consists of Irina Shayk, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan,Sienna Miller, Giuliana Rancic, Liz McClarnon, Anna Faris, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jade Thurlow, Cara Santana, Rachelle Lefevre, Tiffany Trump, Alexa Chung, Lea Michele, Mia Goth, Hilary Duff, Sinitta, Ellie Goulding, Ashley Tisdale, Audrina Patridge, Alli Simpson, Vanessa Hudgens, Bella Thorne, Renee Bargh, Anna Camp.
Now even though Lindsay Lohan‘s hotness has been on the decline, there is no denying that she has some of the best sideboob in the business. Here she is at an event called ‘Weisses Fest’ which I believe is some weird German gathering for irrelevant American celebrities to attend so that they can make extra coin to support their drug habits. I’m not 100% if that’s the case with Lindsay, but why else would she be there?
Sorry in advance for the quality on some of these, I guess the pap on the Lindsay Lohan bikini beat hasn’t been busy enough lately to be able to afford a new zoom lens. But according to my sources at least, these shots are of Lindsay hanging out on a yacht with some mystery dude in Italy. Huh, I guess she decided to try to make some extra money while she was there. Good for her.
Today’s extra catch consists of Nikki Lund, Mariah Strongin, Diane Poulos, Diane Venus, Elizabeth Vashisht, Katherine Bailess, Amber Le Bon, Pixie Lott, Katherine Jenkins, Michelle Heaton, Emma Stone, Maria Sharapova, Liz Hernandez, Julia Mancuso, Draya Michele, Danica Patrick, Hannah Cornett, Jennie Finch, Erin Andrews,Jessica Szohr, Taylor Swift, Tamara Ecclestone, Lindsay Lohan, Tulisa Contostavlos, Olivia Wilde.