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Robin Holzken Is So Hot She’ll Blow Your Pants Off

July 15th, 2015

Robin Holzken

I still can’t figure out who Robin Holzken here reminds me of, and this latest set of lingerie pictures definitely isn’t going to help my memory any. Because these are so distractingly hot, I’m currently having trouble remembering how to type or form coherent sentences. Actually, wait, I think I finally figured it out: she reminds me of my future ex-wife. Fingers crossed.

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Ioana Ghiran Belongs In Lingerie

June 12th, 2015

Ioana Ghiran

I still don’t know too much more about Ioana Ghiran than the last time I did a post on the Romanian mega-hottie. But after this latest set of lingerie pictures, I do know at least one more thing: she’s capable of giving me a serious pants fire in 10 seconds flat. So enjoy, and just make sure to have some ice nearby. Because trust me, you’re going to need it.

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Xenia Deli Is The Hottest Girl In The Worl

May 22nd, 2015

Xenia Deli

I know I may sound like a broken record when it comes to Xenia Deli, but if you don’t think she’s the hottest model on the planet, then you need to get your eyes checked, because it’s just an indisputable fact. Case in point, here’s her latest set of lingerie pictures and I’m not sure what they’re from, but I do know that you’re probably better off taking your pants off now, so you don’t lose them to a five-alarm pants fire. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Meet Super Hotie Heide Lindgren

May 8th, 2015

Heide Lindgren

Meet Heide Lindgren. I’ve never heard of her before, but according to my sources, she’s from Florida and got voted one of the “top new faces to watch” by French Vogue. Although after this photoshoot, I’d say it’s more like one of the top new bodies. Anyway, I’m not sure whose bright idea it was to get her wearing lingerie on a yacht instead of a bikini, but I approve. And hey, I guess it’s no weirder than asking her to go motorboating in my bedroom. Which I plan on doing as soon as I find Heide on Twitter.

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Anne-Julie Proulx’s Hotness Obsession

April 29th, 2015

Anne Julie Proulx

Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Anne-Julie Proulx so much the last time (and, more importantly, since I did too), I’ve got another killer photoshoot from the Montreal hottie for us all to drool over. And I don’t know if Anne-Julie’s still obsessed with Christopher Walken, but I’m definitely still completely obsessed with her. And I’m betting I’m not alone either. Enjoy!

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Camila Morrone’s Hotness Needs Be Revisited!

April 22nd, 2015

Camila Morrone

It’s been a while since I first introduced you perverts to the hotness that is Camila Morrone. But luckily, I found a few more pictures of the smoking hot model for us all to drool over. And once you’re done here, I recommend checking out Camila’s Instagram for more. But first I’d make sure you cancel any plans you might’ve had for the rest of the day, or the weekend, or the rest of month. Because trust me, you’re going to want to take your time.

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Mathilde Gohler Will Blow Your Mind

April 20th, 2015

Mathilde Gohler

Meet Mathilde Gohler. I don’t know much about the Danish hottie, but what I do know is that she was born to wear lingerie, that she’s hot enough to cause a five-alarm pants fire, and that I’ll probably be spending the rest of the afternoon “researching” her on Instagram to find out more. Like whether she looks just as hot in a bikini. I’m betting she does. Yow!

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Shanina Shaik In Sexy Lingerie

April 15th, 2015

Shanina Shaik

As you know, I try to avoid celebrity gossip and just focus on the important stuff — like celebrities in bikinis — but sometimes I can’t help it. And I just heard something pretty upsetting: according to my sources, that little d-bag Justin Bieber was seen getting all handsy with Aussie model Shanina Shaik here at Coachella. Like I needed another reason to hate that stupid festival. Anyway, forget that. Let’s all try to think happier thoughts and just enjoy these pictures of Shanina in lingerie instead.

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Nina Agdal Lingerie Pictures

March 25th, 2015

Nina Agdal

As much as I love Nina Agdal, I think at 22 she has peaked. Here is a new photoshoot for some bikini company. Unfortunately Nina looks tired, thick and old. I can only assume the girl is partying very hard lately. It’s all downhill from here…

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Meet Hottie Alberte Valentine

March 20th, 2015

Alberte Valentine

I don’t know too much about Alberte Valentine here, but I know what I like. And I’m definitely liking the Denmark hottie after seeing this super-hot shoot she did with Rubén Suárez. I’m guessing Alberte’s new to the business, since I haven’t heard of her before, and if no sleazy bloggers have offered to marry and divorce her in order to help further her career yet, I’d love to be the first.

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Barbara Di Creddo’s Hotness Returns

March 17th, 2015

Barbara Di Creddo

I always have a hard time keeping track of all the new Victoria’s Secret models out there. Like Barbara Di Creddo here. See, the fact that she’s super-hot, was born to wear lingerie, is Brazilian, and has a perfect booty that’s currently making me lick my computer screen doesn’t really narrow it down much. So if Barbara really wants to separate herself from the pack, I think she should be the first to accept one of my marriage proposals. I’m pretty sure I sent her one. I just can’t remember.

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Simone Villas Boas Is A Booty You Should Know

March 2nd, 2015

Simone Villas Boas

The first time we saw Simone Villas Boas, I predicted she was going to be the next big Brazilian supermodel, but for some reason, that hasn’t panned out yet. And if I had to guess, it’s probably because Simone hasn’t taken my advice and dated a big-name blogger yet. I mean, it’s the only thing that makes any sense, since it clearly has nothing to do with her lingerie pictures. Because as you probably can tell from this latest set, she’s still a total knockout. But luckily for Simone, it’s not too late: I’m still single for some reason too.

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Meet Sexy Gabriela Salles

February 25th, 2015

Gabriela Salles

I don’t understand a lot of the lingerie photoshoots we get, so no, I can’t tell you why Brazilian hottie Gabriela Salles is posing with a pineapple and a rotary phone in this latest set of lingerie pictures. Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t get the connection. If you ask me, it’s always better just to keep these things simple: you get a hot model in skimpy lingerie and if she’s got to pose with something, why not a pasty blogger? I guarantee nobody’s done that before. And hey, it doesn’t make any less sense than a pineapple.

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Daniela Lopez Osorio Belongs In Lingerie And My Dreams

February 19th, 2015

Daniela Lopez Osorio

Here’s Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio showing why she’s one of my new favorite crushes with this latest lingerie shoot. Of course, even though I’ve publicly proclaimed my love for Daniela a few times by now, for some reason, she’s still pretending she doesn’t know I exist. But I’m pretty sure she’s just playing hard to get. And that’s OK, because when I put my mind to something, I’m willing to do whatever it takes. Right after I take my second nap.

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