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Meet Super Hottie Rachel Cook

July 25th, 2016

Rachel Cook

There’s so many models out there these days, I know it’s hard to keep track of them all — even I have trouble remembering which hottie’s which, and it’s basically my only job (besides cracking lame dick jokes). But if you don’t know Rachel Cook here, you’re going to want to fix that ASAP. Now, I can’t seem to remember where I know Rachel from, but I’m pretty sure that’s just because this photoshoot is so hot, it’s making me forget a whole bunch of things. Including where I was going with this post, and what I did with my pants… Oh well. Enjoy!

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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does Guess

June 28th, 2016

Charlotte McKinney

Here’s my new favorite wannabe model Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy.

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Josephine Skriver’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

April 25th, 2016

Josephine Skriver

I’m still waiting for someone to introduce me to Danish super-hottie Josephine Skriver, but for some reason, the Make a Wish foundation hasn’t returned any of my emails or phone calls yet. So in the meantime, I guess we’ll just have to make do with more killer lingerie photoshoots like this one, while I keep working on my opening line. Anyone know how to say “Will you marry me?” in Danish?

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Simone Villas Boas’ Sexy Lingerie Pictures

April 22nd, 2016

Simone Villas Boas

I’m not exactly sure why Simone Villas Boas here hasn’t become a household name yet. For my money, the Brazilian model is hotter than half the current Victoria’s Secret roster. But all I know is, if this latest smoking hot lingerie photoshoot still doesn’t do the trick, Simone’s just going to have to resort to drastic measures. That’s right: making a sex tape with a blogger. I can’t think of any other way…

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Georgia Fowler Is A Hot Piece

April 21st, 2016

Georgia Fowler

I’ve gotta be honest, I don’t know much about Georgia Fowler here besides the fact that she’s from New Zealand and that you could easily kill a couple hours days going through her Instagram. But I do know that every time we get a new lingerie photoshoot from this hottie, it ends up being one of the best days of the week. So enjoy.

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Solveig Mork Hansen Will Blow Your Pants Off

April 18th, 2016

Solveig Mork Hansen

I’ve been talking up Solveig Mork Hansen on this site for a while now, but maybe you don’t remember the name. I’ll admit, it’s a tough one, and if you ask me, the Dutch hottie would be a lot more memorable as Solveig Mork Tuna, but for some reason, she hasn’t taken me up on any of my Twitter marriage proposals yet. Anyway, forget names and just take a look at her latest photoshoot and I guarantee these pictures will be burned into your memory. Enjoy.

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Elsa Hosk Is Topless For VS

April 14th, 2016

Elsa Hosk

I know I like to talk up my ability to find new hotties for us all to drool over, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: Victoria’s Secret has discovered some of the hottest models in the business over the years. And Elsa Hosk here is one of them. She may not be as big a name as some of their other Angels, but if she keeps doing photoshoots this blisteringly hot, that’s not going to last long. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Leithold Is Something Special

March 29th, 2016

Scarlett Leithold

Since you guys seemed to dig Scarlett Leithold so much the last time I did a post on her (and more importantly, because I did too), here’s a sexy new photoshoot from the blonde hottie. And don’t let the fact that she used to date Justin Bieber or something bother you, it’s not like any of us losers have got a chance with her. But that’s not going to stop me from proposing to her via Twitter anyway. Like the old saying goes, you can’t know if you don’t try propose to a random hot stranger until you get blocked, right? Wish me luck!

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Rachel Barnes In Sexy Lingerie

March 29th, 2016

Rachel Barnes

I know that in the past, I’ve warned you guys that Rachel Barnes here is so damn sexy, she’ll blow your pants off, so just to be safe, I’ve started taking mine off in advance before I put up any new pictures of her. And considering how crazy hot this latest lingerie shoot of hers is, I’m glad I took the precaution. There could’ve been a dangerous pants explosion. Now if you’ll excuse me, some barista is asking me to put them back on and leave this Starbucks before they call the cops. Prudes.

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Arianny Celeste In Sexy Lingerie

March 25th, 2016

Arianny Celeste

While most of you lucky bastards have the day off today, I’m still hard at work here in my mom’s basement the office in order to bring you the latest lingerie and/or bikini goodness. And here’s a little something guaranteed to make your Good Friday into a great Friday: brand-new pictures of Arianny Celeste looking red-hot in lingerie. You’re welcome in advance.

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Frida Aasen Is So Hot She Will Blow Your Pants Off

March 11th, 2016

Frida Aasen

You might want to just go ahead and take your pants off now, before you check out this new lingerie shoot from Norweigan hottie Frida Aasen. Because Frida’s hot enough to cause a full-scale pants meltdown if you’re not careful, and I don’t want to be held responsible for any damages caused to you or your pants region. So enjoy these pictures, and just make sure to exercise caution and take frequent breaks. Now if you’ll excuse me, apparently I have to put my pants back on and leave this Starbucks before they call the cops.

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Instagram Model Bryana Holly Lingerie Pictures

March 10th, 2016

Bryana Holly

The other day I decided to add some cutie from Instagram on Snapchat because I feel by doing this I have a better shot at dating her. Turns out, this non sex worker has an Amazon wishlist and dudes are buying her gifts non-stop. She wears the outfits or shows whatever gadget she had just received, says thank you and then lets the rest of her followers know that she updated her wishlist and they can buy her more goodies. I guess modern day feminism is working. Anyway, here is Instagram model Bryana Holly in another bedroom lingerie photoshoot looking bored, yet very doable.

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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Topless In Some Magazine

March 8th, 2016

Charlotte McKinney

Here is Instagram model Charlotte McKinney showing off her HUGE boobs in some magazine I’ve never heard of. I know in the last year, she has become very popular since Kate Upton got old and fat, but Charlotte is not nearly as pretty and in my opinion will never be as popular. That is unless she can cat daddy. That is an official challenge!

         
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