New Zealand hottie Georgia Fowler has been on my radar for a while now, but if she’s not on yours yet, I have a feeling this latest lingerie shoot is going to change all that. Because trust me, when it comes to a model this hot, one set of pictures is never enough. So enjoy, and here’s hoping there’s a lot more where this came from. Fingers crossed.
Well, this is different. And don’t get me wrong, different is definitely good. Because normally, whenever we see Emma Roberts, the best we can hope for is her pale stems in a pair of short shorts. But today, we get to see my favorite pasty hottie in lingerie thanks to this photoshoot she did for the Aerie Untouched campaign. And I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. If you ask me, Emma should do lingerie shoots like this more often, and I’d be more than happy to help make it happen. After all, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!
I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today: Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Lily Donaldson, Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, and Anja Rubik… And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know.
You wouldn’t know it from looking at her, but according to my sources, Sheila Marquez here went and had a kid since the last time I did a post on her. And while I typically don’t like to encourage that kind of selfish, irresponsible behavior in our nation’s smoking hot lingerie models, I’d still like to officially welcome Sheila to the Tuna MILF Club. So congratulations, and feel free to go tell everyone the good news. I’ll pick up some balloons.
Good news: after last month’s serious disappointment, the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer is back wearing my favorite outfit of hers in her latest photoshoot: nothing at all. She’s also getting nice and friendly with another blonde hottie in the pictures, which almost makes up for the fact that I had to blur out the good parts. Almost. Enjoy.
It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new pictures from model/actress/instant pants fire Samantha Basalari, but the good news is I just came across this bikini shoot of hers and decided to look her up and see what she’s up to these days. And according to my research, she’s going to be appearing in some new movie called Pitching Tents, which I’m guessing is the
heartwarming pants-warming true story of the first time I ever saw Samantha. In which case, it’s got future blockbuster written all over it. For now though, just enjoy these.
I’ve always said that Jehane Gigi Paris is so hot, she’s pretty much a lock to become a big-time supermodel one day. And looks like I was right, because this sexy bikini motorcycle shoot of hers is one of the hottest things I’ve seen all month. Maybe even all year. You know, my mom would never let me on a motorcycle when I was a little Tuna, she said they were too dangerous. And after these pictures, I finally understand why. Because I don’t know about you guys, but my pants are burning up just looking at these. Ow!
I’m pretty sure there’s some serious Photoshop magic going on in this latest lingerie shoot my dream girl Rachel Mortenson did for Frederick’s of Hollywood… And just to be clear, I don’t mean with her body, because that definitely doesn’t need any touching up. I mean because this lingerie is clearly see-through, and I’m 99% sure that Rachel isn’t the world’s first nipple-less model. I think I would’ve heard about that. But I guess it’s probably for the best anyway, because otherwise, these pictures probably would’ve blown my pants right off, and I’ve already got two strikes at this Starbucks.
I’m a firm believer that some people are put on this Earth for certain reasons, and after seeing this latest killer lingerie set from Kamila Mackowiak, I’m pretty sure that the Polish hottie was born to do lingerie photoshoots. And I was born to write lame jokes while drooling on my keyboard over those pictures. It’s nice to know we’ve both finally found our calling. Enjoy.
I know we’re all used to seeing Hannah Ferguson here in a bikini, but her latest photoshoot proves that the SI Swimsuit model looks every bit as hot in lingerie too. I mean, not that any of us really had any doubts, but hey, it’s good to know for sure, right? And feel free to take as long as you need in order to be fully convinced. Personally, I think I might need the rest of the afternoon. Enjoy.
I still can’t figure out who Robin Holzken here reminds me of, and this latest set of lingerie pictures definitely isn’t going to help my memory any. Because these are so distractingly hot, I’m currently having trouble remembering how to type or form coherent sentences. Actually, wait, I think I finally figured it out: she reminds me of my future ex-wife. Fingers crossed.
I still don’t know too much more about Ioana Ghiran than the last time I did a post on the Romanian mega-hottie. But after this latest set of lingerie pictures, I do know at least one more thing: she’s capable of giving me a serious pants fire in 10 seconds flat. So enjoy, and just make sure to have some ice nearby. Because trust me, you’re going to need it.
I know I may sound like a broken record when it comes to Xenia Deli, but if you don’t think she’s the hottest model on the planet, then you need to get your eyes checked, because it’s just an indisputable fact. Case in point, here’s her latest set of lingerie pictures and I’m not sure what they’re from, but I do know that you’re probably better off taking your pants off now, so you don’t lose them to a five-alarm pants fire. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Meet Heide Lindgren. I’ve never heard of her before, but according to my sources, she’s from Florida and got voted one of the “top new faces to watch” by French Vogue. Although after this photoshoot, I’d say it’s more like one of the top new bodies. Anyway, I’m not sure whose bright idea it was to get her wearing lingerie on a yacht instead of a bikini, but I approve. And hey, I guess it’s no weirder than asking her to go motorboating in my bedroom. Which I plan on doing as soon as I find Heide on Twitter.