In case you guys haven’t noticed, I’m a big fan of Stella Maxwell here. And yes, I know I say that about just about every Victoria’s Secret model who gives us regular monthly doses of lingerie pictures, but there’s just something extra special about Stella. Like the fact that she’s not quite as famous as her fellow VS supermodels. I don’t even think she’s dated DiCaprio yet. So I might actually have a chance… Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.
For anyone else sick and tired of all these fake, so-called “models” taking over the business and taking jobs and lingerie shoots from real supermodels, here’s a reminder that there’s at least a few pros still out there: a new booty-filled photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret hottie Lais Ribeiro. I know it’s probably only a matter of time before Victoria’s Secret replaces all their current models with Insta-wannabes like the Jenners and Hadids, so let’s just enjoy this while it lasts. I figure I can get a good 30 seconds out of these. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate.
Here’s one of my favorite Aussie Insta-hotties Natalie Roser back with another massive lingerie photoshoot for Frederick’s of Hollywood. I have no clue if these pictures are actually going to help sell more lingerie, but I’d definitely consider investing in Kleenex if I were you. I bet their sales are going to go through the roof after this. Yow!
OK, so I know this isn’t quite as good as those “classy” naked photos we got from Stella Maxwell last time, but luckily, it’s the next best thing: a great new lingerie shoot featuring the Victoria’s Secret super-hottie. Plus, this way, if you get caught looking at these at work, you can just lie and say you’re looking for gift ideas for your wife or girlfriend. And your pants “fell down” because your belt broke. I’m telling you, it’s airtight. You’ll be fine.
I know Josephine Skriver isn’t a huge name in the modeling world just yet, but as far as I’m concerned, the Victoria’s Secret Angel has got one of the best bodies in the business right now, and here she is showing it off in a new shoot for the company. Anyway, I don’t know if these pictures are going to help sell more lingerie or not, but I think Victoria’s Secret should really consider making a line of blogger sweatpants, because I’m going to have to run out and buy a new pair after this. Because Josephine just blew mine clear off. Yow.
I love Jasmine Tookes. If you ask me, she’s one of the finest Victoria’s Secret models out there. But for whatever reason, it’s pretty rare that we see her solo, instead of as part of some group photoshoot/fantasy. So here she is doing her very own lingerie photoshoot for once, and it’s about time. Now we can all really focus on Jasmine and what she brings to the table, like a killer body and a perfect booty. Enjoy.
I’ve done a lot of posts on Stella Maxwell ever since the hottie first got signed by Victoria’s Secret, and even though me and my readers have known all about Stella’s killer booty for years, it looks like the company’s finally figured it out too. Because here’s her latest lingerie shoot, made up of mostly booty shots. And I have a feeling you’ll agree that this is definitely Stella’s best angle. Enjoy.
I know I seem to do a lot of posts on fake models and Instagram wannabes these days, but that’s on the fashion magazines and lingerie companies. I can only work with what they give me. Anyway, still, I figured it was about time I reminded you perverts what a real lingerie model looks like. So enjoy this photoshoot of Josephine Skriver. There’s still no substitute for the real thing.
Here’s Rita Ora doing another pants-meltingly hot lingerie photoshoot and see, this is why I don’t understand why the fashion industry is going crazy over fake models like Bella Hadid right now. Because Rita isn’t even a professional lingerie model and these pictures are still 20 times better than anything those rich kid wannabes are doing. I guess what I’m saying is, I think Rita should consider becoming a lingerie model full-time. This is way better than the music business. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, at least.
Meet Jessica Goicoechea. I’m going to level with you guys here, I don’t know a thing about this hottie. Well, other than the fact that I can’t read a single word on her Instagram, so I’m pretty sure she’s Spanish. On the plus side though, I think her pictures pretty much speak for themselves. So enjoy getting to know Jessica, one glorious lingerie shot at a time.
I thought Emily Ratajkowski had given up on the modeling business and just gone back to being a professional Instagram hottie again. But it’s a good thing she didn’t, because this latest lingerie shoot is hands down one of the hottest things I’ve seen from Emily in months. I’m pretty sure my pants region just spontaneously combusted. So enjoy, but make sure to stay away from anything flammable just to be safe.
So, I still haven’t managed to convince Bryana Holly here to go on a date with me. Or a one-night stand. Or even just to follow me back on Twitter. But I did find a new collection of pants-meltingly hot lingerie pictures from the professional InstaHottie, and really, that’s pretty much the next best thing, don’t you think? Enjoy.
It’s another day, which means it’s time for another crazy hot Bella Thorne Snapchat picture. And her latest one has it all: bikinis, a killer booty shot from Bella, and some of that patented Thorne tongue action from her hot sister Dani. The only thing it’s missing to really complete the fantasy is a Tuna sandwich right in the middle. Or is that just me? Either way, enjoy!
I mostly know Natalie Roser as just another Insta-hottie, but I just came across this lingerie photoshoot the Aussie model did for Frederick’s of Hollywood, and I have to say, I’m impressed. It turns out she’s even more talented than I realized, because it’s not easy to give me a five-alarm pants fire in three seconds flat. …OK, fine, it is easy. But whatever, a body this good is worth celebrating no matter what. So enjoy.