I know she hasn’t been relevant or famous in years, but who cares? Megan Fox is still a stone-cold fox and that’s all that really matters. Anyway, here’s Megan modeling lingerie for Frederick’s of Hollywood, and I’m glad to see that she’s finally given up on that whole acting thing and followed her true calling: giving us pants fires in lingerie. Yow!
In case you missed it, summer’s over. Which means it’s going to start getting a lot colder from here on out. So I figured I’d do my part to balance things out by posting one of the hottest things I could find: this photoshoot of Martha Hunt in lingerie. If this doesn’t raise the temperature in your pants region by a few thousand degrees, I don’t know what will. Enjoy.
I’m pretty sure this is the first full post I’ve done on Paige Reifler here. Which is kind of insane, considering she’s pretty much a pants fire waiting to happen. Anyway, according to my sources, Paige is a New York model with rich parents (big surprise!) and she had some kind of boring “scandal” with one of the One Direction losers a few years ago. But the way I see it, let’s forget all that and just focus on what’s actually important: these super-hot lingerie pictures. Enjoy!
Last time I posted lingerie pictures from Stella Maxwell, I had to check and make sure she hadn’t dated anyone famous yet. I figure that meant I might actually still have a chance with the Victoria’s Secret hottie. (Stop laughing.) Anyway, it’s been a few months and this latest set of pictures is even hotter, so I figured I’d double-check again, and according to my sources, Stella’s apparently dating Kristen Stewart? I’m not sure whether to be turned on or jealous. But all I know is, if a body this good doesn’t make Kristen smile, nothing will.
I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure Lais Ribeiro‘s lingerie photoshoots should come with some kind of Surgeon’s General Warning or something. Because the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret hottie’s body is so smoking hot, it’s liable to cause serious damage to your pants region if you’re not careful. So enjoy, but just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.
In case anyone out there is still having a little trouble figuring out why I make fun of wannabes like Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid for pretending to be famous models, I just want you guys to take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Danish Victoria’s Secret Angel Josephine Skriver. And once you’re done picking your jaw (and your pants) up off the floor, now you know what a real supermodel looks like. You’re welcome.
I’ve been doing this job for a long time now, which pretty much makes me an expert when it comes to the professional hottie business. (Yes, even if I still don’t know how to tie a tie or put on real pants.) And used to be, you actually had to do something if you wanted to be famous. Like show off your funbags on a reality show, or “accidentally” leak a sex tape, or land a modeling contract. But now all you have to do is sign up for an Instagram account. It’s a damn shame. But at least there’s still a few real supermodels left out there. And Romee Strijd here is one of them. So make sure to enjoy this lingerie goodness. She worked hard for it. And for once, I’m not kidding.
I never paid much attention in school, so I don’t really know anything about Latvia, other than the fact that that’s where Ginta Lapina is from. Although after this latest round of lingerie pictures, I figure that’s probably enough to make it one of the top 10 countries in the world. The way I see it, any place that could produce a woman this hot is OK in my book.
OK, so maybe I need to stop questioning why Emily Ratajkowski has over 12.5 million followers on Instagram. Because if she’s going to keep putting up pictures like this on a regular basis, she deserves even more. Like 100-200 million more. Whatever it takes to keep Emily from actually getting a real job and keeps her Instagram model career going. So come on people. Do your part.
Here’s the “healthiest” “supermodel” in the business Ashley Graham showing off her chub on Snapchat again, and giving her followers a peek at what a typical work day is like for her. I guess she thinks this is supposed to get her more followers? I don’t know. But hey, if it works, maybe I’ll try it too. Who wants to see a video of me getting tossed out of a Starbucks with my pants around my ankles? Don’t raise your hands all at once, ladies.
I know I’ve been doing a lot of posts on hot nobodies and wannabe models lately, so I figured it was probably time to remind you perverts what a real model looks like. So here’s the latest lingerie shoot from Sara Sampaio. No dumb photoshoot gimmicks, no Instagram selfies, just a hot Victoria’s Secret model in lingerie. There’s a reason you don’t mess with the classics. Enjoy.
I don’t know much about the business world, considering my “office” consists of a futon in my mom’s basement, but does anyone know if bloggers are allowed to claim workers’ comp? Because after checking out this latest round of lingerie booty goodness from Elsa Hosk, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be out of commission for the rest of the day. Yow!
Somehow we went almost a full year without any new Megan Fox hotness, but now the leggy MILF’s making a major comeback, because we just got our second set of lingerie pictures in the same week. There’s even a killer video to go along with it. Anyway, I don’t know how this is happening. I just know I like it. A lot. And I have a feeling you pervs will too. So enjoy. And here’s hoping Megan can keep this up.
Remember how a while back I posted those paparazzi pictures of Emily Ratajkowski taking a cute pooch for a walk in nothing but lingerie? Yeah, so apparently it turns out that was for some new DKNY commercial, and not just something Emily does on a daily basis to brighten the lives of her fellow New Yorkers. But that said, I’ve got the finished ad for you guys below, and there’s even a bonus lingerie photoshoot to go with it. Enjoy.