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Simone Villas Boas Is A Booty You Should Know

March 2nd, 2015

Simone Villas Boas

The first time we saw Simone Villas Boas, I predicted she was going to be the next big Brazilian supermodel, but for some reason, that hasn’t panned out yet. And if I had to guess, it’s probably because Simone hasn’t taken my advice and dated a big-name blogger yet. I mean, it’s the only thing that makes any sense, since it clearly has nothing to do with her lingerie pictures. Because as you probably can tell from this latest set, she’s still a total knockout. But luckily for Simone, it’s not too late: I’m still single for some reason too.

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Meet Sexy Gabriela Salles

February 25th, 2015

Gabriela Salles

I don’t understand a lot of the lingerie photoshoots we get, so no, I can’t tell you why Brazilian hottie Gabriela Salles is posing with a pineapple and a rotary phone in this latest set of lingerie pictures. Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t get the connection. If you ask me, it’s always better just to keep these things simple: you get a hot model in skimpy lingerie and if she’s got to pose with something, why not a pasty blogger? I guarantee nobody’s done that before. And hey, it doesn’t make any less sense than a pineapple.

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Daniela Lopez Osorio Belongs In Lingerie And My Dreams

February 19th, 2015

Daniela Lopez Osorio

Here’s Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio showing why she’s one of my new favorite crushes with this latest lingerie shoot. Of course, even though I’ve publicly proclaimed my love for Daniela a few times by now, for some reason, she’s still pretending she doesn’t know I exist. But I’m pretty sure she’s just playing hard to get. And that’s OK, because when I put my mind to something, I’m willing to do whatever it takes. Right after I take my second nap.

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Myleene Klass In Sexy Lingerie

February 18th, 2015

Myleene Klass

I don’t know a whole lot about Myleene Klass, but according to my research, this British hottie is a singer, pianist, author, fashion designer, model, businesswoman and one serious MILF. Which is an impressive resume, although I think there’s still something she’s missing: future ex-wife to a famous blogger. It’s the one thing all the top hotties have in common. But lucky for Myleene, I’m currently accepting new applications. And these lingerie pictures make for a pretty convincing argument.

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Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World!

February 17th, 2015

Every time I find a new shoot from Julia Pereira, I swear it’s somehow even hotter than the last one. So I decided to put that theory to the test with this latest set of lingerie pictures from the Brazilian hottie. And after some extensive in-depth research using some pretty state-of-the-art scientific methods, here’s what I found out: I don’t know if these are significantly hotter than Julia’s last set, but that’s only because the thermometer I put down my pants broke before I could make it that far.

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Jena Goldsack Will Blow Your Mind

February 13th, 2015

Natalie Cottee

There’s nothing I love more than finding a new British hottie to obsess over, and here’s my latest discovery: Jena Goldsack in one seriously hot photoshoot from photographer Natalie Cottee. And in case you’ve ever wondered how I pick which new hotties to feature on the site, it’s not by who sends me the most personalized bikini selfies (unfortunately). Instead, I just go by my gut. Which is what I call the Little Tuna. Which is what I call my… Well, you get the idea. Enjoy.

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Alyssa Miller’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

February 13th, 2015

Alyssa Miller

I’m pretty sure Alyssa Miller is still single these days, although if she keeps doing crazy-hot photoshoots like this one, she probably won’t be for much longer. So I think it’s time for the two of us to stop denying our obvious connection and make this relationship happen. I mean, it’s a win-win: I get to date a super-hot model, and she gets to date a pasty blogger and get a bunch more exposure on this site. Hmm… OK, so maybe that’s more of a win-draw, but still. I’m game if she is.

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Sandra Kubicka Should Be My Valentine

February 5th, 2015

Sandra Kubicka

I just came across this seriously amazing set of lingerie pictures from Polish super-cutie Sandra Kubicka, and I’m gonna go ahead and assume this is a Valentine’s Day-themed shoot, only because I think “giving the Tuna a five-alarm pants fire” is probably a little too specific for a theme. Either way though, it’s one of the hottest things you’ll see all month. And that’s one thing I’m sure of. Enjoy.

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Meet Hottie Elisabeth Giolito

February 4th, 2015

Elisabeth Giolito

I’ve got some good news: not only do I have a killer new lingerie shoot from Elisabeth Giolito to share with you perverts today, I did some digging and was able to find out a little more about the serious hottie. No, not where she’s from, or whether she’s pro-dating a blogger; I found something even better – her Instagram handle. See? Who says us bloggers don’t know how to do serious, investigative reporting? I’ll be expecting my Pulitzer any day now.

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Tania Onishchenko Belongs In Lingerie

February 3rd, 2015

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new lingerie hotness from Tania Onishchenko, and you might think that I used the time to look up more information about the Russian model to pass along to you guys. Well, you’d be wrong. That might involve actual work. And besides, the only question I really want answered about Tania is whether or not she’s ever considered dating a blogger. Or at least sending topless pictures to one. The people deserve to know! So you guys enjoy these, while I keep trying to get to the bottom of this.

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Brittany Mason Bikini Pictures

February 3rd, 2015

Britney Mason

Just when I thought I couldn’t possible get any more jealous about not getting an invite to last night’s Leather and Laces Super Bowl Party, I come across these pictures of Brittany Mason. Now that’s how you follow a dress code. And before seeing these, I wouldn’t have thought a former beauty queen would have been able to figure out a way to stand out in a room full of world-class supermodels. But I’d say she definitely succeeded, and then some. So congratulations Brittany, you just won my Super Bowl Party MVP.

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Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

January 27th, 2015

I know it sounds pretty easy to just sit around and post pictures of hotties in lingerie all day, but I’m telling you guys, this job is a lot harder than it looks. I mean, take this photoshoot from Polish model Monika Pietrasinska, for instance. Sure, it’s obvious that these pictures are hot enough to cause widespread spontaneous pants combustion, but it still took me a good 45 minutes just to get them up on the site. Granted, 44 of those minutes were spent drooling over them while trying to remember just what the hell it was I was supposed to be doing, but still…

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Isabell Klem And Her Juicy Booty

January 26th, 2015

Meet Isabell Klem. I haven’t been able to find out much about her, like where she’s from, or what her stance is on dating guys who live in their mom’s basements. But I do know that seeing this hottie in lingerie is enough to give me a pants fire in 3 seconds flat. And that’s good enough for me. I think I’m ready to get down on one knee and propose. I just need to figure out Isabell’s Twitter handle.

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Terra Jo Wallace In Crazy-hot Lingerie

January 23rd, 2015

Terra Jo Wallace

I have a tough time keeping up with all the different no-name hotties I post on this site, so I didn’t remember Terra Jo Wallace here right away. And unfortunately, saying she’s the one who looks crazy-hot in lingerie and ignored all 500 of my Twitter marriage proposals doesn’t exactly narrow it down. So I think I’d better spend a couple minutes (or hours) committing these pictures to memory, for next time. After all, this could be my future ex-wife we’re looking at, if she ever says yes.

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