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Emily Ratajkowski In Sexy Lingerie

November 28th, 2016

Emily Ratajkowski

I thought Emily Ratajkowski had given up on the modeling business and just gone back to being a professional Instagram hottie again. But it’s a good thing she didn’t, because this latest lingerie shoot is hands down one of the hottest things I’ve seen from Emily in months. I’m pretty sure my pants region just spontaneously combusted. So enjoy, but make sure to stay away from anything flammable just to be safe.

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Bryana Holly In Lingerie For Turkey Day

November 24th, 2016

Bryana Holly

So, I still haven’t managed to convince Bryana Holly here to go on a date with me. Or a one-night stand. Or even just to follow me back on Twitter. But I did find a new collection of pants-meltingly hot lingerie pictures from the professional InstaHottie, and really, that’s pretty much the next best thing, don’t you think? Enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Is A Real Snapchat Ho Now!

November 23rd, 2016

It’s another day, which means it’s time for another crazy hot Bella Thorne Snapchat picture. And her latest one has it all: bikinis, a killer booty shot from Bella, and some of that patented Thorne tongue action from her hot sister Dani. The only thing it’s missing to really complete the fantasy is a Tuna sandwich right in the middle. Or is that just me? Either way, enjoy!

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Natalie Roser Belongs In Lingerie

November 18th, 2016

Natalie Roser

I mostly know Natalie Roser as just another Insta-hottie, but I just came across this lingerie photoshoot the Aussie model did for Frederick’s of Hollywood, and I have to say, I’m impressed. It turns out she’s even more talented than I realized, because it’s not easy to give me a five-alarm pants fire in three seconds flat. …OK, fine, it is easy. But whatever, a body this good is worth celebrating no matter what. So enjoy.

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Hailey Clauson In Sexy Lingerie

November 18th, 2016

Hailey Clauson

Here’s Hailey Clauson with a new photoshoot that looks just like every other shoot we get from 99% of the hot models from LA. And normally, that’d be pretty boring. But for some reason, I like it a lot more when Hailey does it. Probably because she’s hotter than 99% of those other LA hotties. So, who cares if this isn’t very original. It’s a classic for a reason. So enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Still Pretending To Be A Model

November 14th, 2016

Kendall Jenner

I know I like to rag on Kendall Jenner for her fake fashion photoshoots, but she finally did a new one that I actually like. And all it took was her pretending to take lingerie selfies in the mirror — AKA exactly what she does on Instagram whenever she’s not too busy fake modeling. I never paid much attention in English class (clearly), but I’m pretty sure that’s irony, right? Either way, it’s definitely hot, so enjoy.

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Doutzen Kroes Is Such A Sweet Piece

November 7th, 2016

Doutzen Kroes

I hope you guys were sitting down before you looked at this post. Otherwise, you’re probably not going to be able to stand up for at least an hour after this latest lingerie photoshoot from Doutzen Kroes. Anyway, I don’t know who she’s pretending to call in this shot, but I just hope it’s the fire department, because these pictures are a total five-alarm pants fire. Yow!

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Xenia Deli Is Still Absolutely Amazing!

October 25th, 2016

Xenia Deli

I haven’t done a post on Xenia Deli in a few months, mostly because I was running out of new ways to describe just how pants-meltingly hot she was. But I figure we’ve gone long enough without any new Xenia hotness, so here’s a brand-new lingerie shoot from her. And I’m happy to report that she’s still the hottest woman on the entire damn planet, and no, I don’t care how many times I’ve said that before. (And I bet you don’t either.) Enjoy.

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Lais Ribeiro’s Sweet Booty In Lingerie

September 6th, 2016

Lais Ribeiro

Now that it’s after Labor Day, I know we’re supposed to be heading into fall or whatever, and it’s going to start to cool down. But here’s something guaranteed to make you feel like it’s still the middle of summer: Brazilian super-hottie Lais Ribeiro‘s latest lingerie shoot. These pictures are so damn hot, they’re guaranteed to have you sweating in no time. Enjoy.

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Meet Super Hottie Rachel Cook

July 25th, 2016

Rachel Cook

There’s so many models out there these days, I know it’s hard to keep track of them all — even I have trouble remembering which hottie’s which, and it’s basically my only job (besides cracking lame dick jokes). But if you don’t know Rachel Cook here, you’re going to want to fix that ASAP. Now, I can’t seem to remember where I know Rachel from, but I’m pretty sure that’s just because this photoshoot is so hot, it’s making me forget a whole bunch of things. Including where I was going with this post, and what I did with my pants… Oh well. Enjoy!

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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does Guess

June 28th, 2016

Charlotte McKinney

Here’s my new favorite wannabe model Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy.

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