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Irina Shayk In Lingerie Is The Best Commercial Ever

March 6th, 2014

When it comes to lingerie companies, Agent Provocateur always seems to know what’s up, but I think they outdid themselves this time with one of the best promo videos I’ve ever seen. It’s basically just six minutes of super-hot models in awesome lingerie, led by the pants-meltingly sexy Irina Shayk. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go watch this on repeat about 100 more times, and I suggest you all do the same. You’re welcome in advance.

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More Sexy Johanna Lundback Bikini Pictures

March 6th, 2014

I swear, every new set of pictures we get from Swedish model Johanna Lundback is even hotter than the last one. At this rate, I’ll have to buy a whole new package of sweatpants from Costco. But believe it or not, I think this might be the first time I ever noticed that Johanna has a tattoo on her stomach. I guess I was just too focused on all her other perfect parts to spot it, but I’m not going to make the same mistake this time. No, I plan on examining every single inch of Johanna in every one of these pictures, and I don’t care how long it takes me. And I suggest you all do the same, because I bet that sounds a whole lot better than whatever else you had planned for the rest of the day.

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Hannah Elizabeth’s Lingerie Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

March 4th, 2014

Just when I thought I knew every single busty British nobody out there, I came across these pictures of Hannah Elizabeth in the latest issue of Zoo. And once I was able to get my brain working again, I had to find out more about this hottie and her perfect bolt-ons. Turns out Hannah’s a former beauty queen and Playboy model, and with a little luck, pretty soon she’ll be able to add “future ex-Mrs. Tuna” to that impressive resume. Yow.

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Sandra Kubicka Is A Hottie You Should Know

February 28th, 2014

Believe it or not, but this is somehow only my first post on Polish super cutie Sandra Kubicka, even though these lingerie pictures of hers are hot enough to cause a total pants meltdown. So I did my usual ~~30 seconds of Googling~~ intensive research on Sandra, but wasn’t able to find out too much about her. That said, I was able to find her Instagram, which ought to be enough to tide us all over until next time. Just make sure you have a spare pair of sweatpants on hand just in case. Trust me on this one.

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I Need More Tanya Mityushina Lingerie Hotness In My Life

February 27th, 2014

After that awesome first impression Russian hottie Tanya Mityushina made on us last year, I can’t believe it’s taken this long to get more pictures of her. I blame the fashion industry for depriving us of months of crazy hot lingerie and bikini photoshoots like this one here. So in order for Tanya to realize her true potential, I think she needs the kind of experienced, professional guidance only a blogger can give. I recommend a strict regimen of Instagram lingerie selfies 3-5 times a week and a monthly beach trip, and I guarantee Tanya’s career will see instant results — and so will my pants region, for that matter.

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Alyssa Miller’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

February 27th, 2014

So you probably figured as much, but for some reason I still haven’t been able to successfully convince Alyssa Miller to go out with me yet. Probably because she remains completely unaware of my existence. But not to worry, because Alyssa isn’t a household name yet either, which means I still have something to offer her in exchange: exposure. And I figure if I just keep posting ridiculously hot lingerie photoshoots of the SI model like this one here, one of those two goals is bound to come true eventually. Most likely the household name one, but hey, you never know. A guy can dream.

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A Bunch Of Hot Models Do Paris Fashion Week

February 26th, 2014

Apparently it’s Paris Fashion Week right now, which normally I wouldn’t care about at all, but then I saw they held some kind of crazy hot lingerie fashion show with models like Izabel Goulart walking the runway. And considering the combined hotness in these pictures, I’d recommend making sure you don’t need to stand up for anything for at least 20-30 minutes before checking them out. Otherwise, go ahead and enjoy at your own risk.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews, WENN.com

Emily Scott Busts Out In FHM France

February 26th, 2014

Leave it to the French to finally figure out how to make men’s magazines hot again. Because these pictures of Australian model Emily Scott in FHM France are definitely doing the trick. If I’m remembering correctly, I think Emily used to be a DJ or something, which I guess explains the headphones, but that seems like a total waste of her obvious talents. All I know is, if I paid money to get into a club to party with Emily, I’d be expecting to see her dressed like this, not standing behind a DJ booth.

Lauren Mellor Is A Hottie You Need To Know

February 25th, 2014

Just when I thought South African lingerie model Lauren Mellor couldn’t get any hotter, I found this latest photoshoot from the SI swimsuit model to prove me wrong. And I definitely like to be proven wrong, at least when it involves getting to drool over more great lingerie pictures. Anyway, it turns out Lauren here isn’t doing too hot in the current SI Rookie of the Year voting, but I have a feeling these pictures ought to be able to help raise her numbers, considering the way they’re currently raising my sweatpants. Sorry, was that TMI? I can’t really tell anymore.

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This Is What My Wife Is Going To Look Like

February 24th, 2014

I’m usually no big fan of wedding-themed photoshoots, unless of course they’re lingerie wedding-themed photoshoots. And especially if they’re featuring German hottie Alena Blohm. I know I’ve written a lot about future ex-wives before, but until now, I don’t think I’ve ever actually talked about my future weddings. But when those big days come, I want them all to look exactly like this. I mean, just look at Alena here. Isn’t this how every young boy pictured their wedding growing up, or was that just me?

Helen Flanagan Does NUTS Good

February 18th, 2014

I’m still getting used to the idea that Helen Flanagan went from being my favorite busty blonde to my new favorite busty redhead, but luckily this red-hot photoshoot she just did for the latest issue of Nuts is helping to make the transition a whole lot easier on me. In fact, I think 2-3 more sets of lingerie pictures like this and I’ll be okay with it. Actually, better make that 10-15. You know, just to be safe.

Meet Hottie Sheila Marquez

February 18th, 2014

Can’t say I knew too much about this Sheila Marquez chick, aside from the obvious — that she’s got a killer body, looks great in lingerie and would make an awesome ex-wife. Anyway, I know it’s my job to tell you about all the new hot nobodies out there, so I did a little research and found out that Sheila’s originally from Spain, lives in New York, and did I mention she looks amazing in lingerie? I’m willing to bet 99% of you didn’t even make it this far into the post, so to the other 1%, stop pretending that you care about learning Sheila’s background and just go ahead and enjoy. You’ve earned it.

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Tania Onishchenko’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

February 12th, 2014

Today’s installment of No-Name Hotties in Lingerie features Tania Onishchenko, and after an exhaustive 30 seconds of research, the only thing I’ve been able to find out about Tania is that she’s from Russia. Unless you weirdos care about learning her shoe size, but something tells me you’re probably way more interested in learning what she looks like in lingerie. So enjoy these pictures, and who knows, maybe we’ll get to learn more about Tania now that she’s gotten the Tuna Bump. Like, say, what she looks like in a bikini. Fingers crossed.

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Even More Georgia Salpa Lingerie Hotness

February 11th, 2014

It’s only been about a week and a half, but I’ve already got to make a correction to the last post I did on Georgia Salpa. Turns out, this shoot she did for the March issue of Loaded is actually her new “hottest photoshoot yet.” And considering all the crazy hot lingerie pictures I’ve posted of Georgia on the site, I’ve got a feeling this won’t be the last time I’ll have to update that title either. So go ahead and enjoy these great shots for now, but make sure to stay tuned, because believe it or not, the next ones will probably be even better.