One of the reasons I started this site in the first place was to be able to introduce the world to my new favorite hotties. The other? To try and convince those same hotties to date me… So far, I’m batting 0 for 3,000, but I figure there’s always a first time for everything. And here’s hoping that’s the case with Scarlett Leithold here. Supposedly the blonde hottie used to date Justin Bieber or something, but that just means she’s got terrible taste in men, so hey, maybe I’ve got a chance after all!
Just a heads up, you’re probably going to want to make sure you’ve got some water or a fire extinguisher nearby before you check out this latest set of bikini pictures from Alyssa Miller. Because trust me, they’re so hot, it’s not going to take long before you start burning up. And I don’t want to get anybody fired for suggesting you take your pants off at work. It’s probably a lot easier to just pretend you dumped an entire bottle of water on your lap by accident.
I guess Victoria’s Secret must be shooting their new catalogue or something right now, because we’ve been getting a lot of behind-the-scenes beach hotness from their models so far this week. And our latest pants fire comes to us courtesy of Elsa Hosk. So here’s hoping Victoria’s Secret keeps these shoots coming, because it may not be summer out there just yet, but it sure feels like it in my pants right now. Last I checked, we’re at 80 degrees and climbing fast. Yow.
According to my sources, Joy Corrigan here is yet another famous Instagram star. The only difference between her and the rest is, I can actually see the appeal for once. (I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with “killer dunbags”…). Anyway, here she is in a real lingerie photoshoot, and I have to say, I think Joy could really be a big star in the modeling world. After all, she’s got everything a girl needs: a smoking hot body and… uh… Yeah, that’s about it. Check, and check. Enjoy.
It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Heidi Klum in anything other than one of her crazy-elaborate Halloween costumes, and if you ask me, I like Heidi in these kinds of outfits way better. So here’s the former super-hot supermodel showing she’s still got it with a shoot for Intimates Collection Lingerie. And fine, maybe she got an assist from the Photoshop guy, but I’m still impressed Heidi still looks this good at 42. She should take her clothes off more often.
It’s Super Bowl 50 this weekend (just a quick reminder, in case you haven’t gone on the Internet in the last month). So I was pretty excited when I heard the Victoria’s Secret Angels all got together for a big commercial. But then I watched it. And I’m pretty sure it’s the worst Super Bowl commercial of all-time. I mean, where’s the lingerie? Did they forget that they’re a lingerie company? Or that there’s a professional lingerie football league, and even they don’t cover their girls up this much? Anyway, you can watch the video below and see for yourselves, but this is a total waste of these hotties and my time. And as a professional blogger who does nothing but nap and look at girls in bikinis all day, that’s really saying something.
Good news: looks like all that Instagram modelling that Sara Jean Underwood‘s been doing lately has finally paid off. And no, she didn’t land a rich boyfriend. It’s way better than that: she landed a lingerie modelling gig for Yandy’s Valentine’s Day collection. Unfortunately, the whole campaign is pretty cheesy, but hey, I’ll take any excuse I can get to see more of Sara in lingerie. (Even if she does show way more skin on her Instagram.)
Every day it seems like there’s a new hot British reality star out there to pay attention to, but forget those wannabe nobodies for a second. It’s time we paid tribute to someone who actually works for a living and contributes something to society. Because as far as I’m concerned, Rhian Sugden deserves a lifetime achievement award for all the seriously sexy lingerie photoshoots she’s done over the years. Or at the very least, a Nobel Prize or something. Enjoy.
Maybe I’m just getting old, but I don’t understand photoshoots these days. So I can’t tell you why Camilla Forchhammer Christensen is posing like a DJ in one of these shots, and wearing one of those fuzzy British Royal Guard hats in another picture. What I can tell you though is that this Danish hottie is wearing lingerie in all of them, and that’s more than good enough for me.
I had no clue who this Allie Leggett chick was, but as you all know, I’m a sucker for a busty blonde in lingerie. Or a busty brunette, or a busty redhead, or well, you get the idea… Anyway, turns out she’s the former Miss Kentucky 2013, but after this photoshoot, I think she’s up for a new, way more prestigious title: the former ex-Mrs. Tuna 2015. Feel free to update your Wikipedia entry accordingly, Allie.
OK, so I know that Vita Sidorkina here may look like trouble, but don’t worry, the latest Victoria’s Secret model is 21. I double-checked and everything. So the only way you could get in trouble for drooling over these behind-the-scenes pictures of her at a lingerie photoshoot in LA is if you’re supposed to be working right now. And/or wearing pants. Luckily, I don’t have either of those problems.
Chances are, I’ll never get married. However, if there is a girl dumb enough to agree to marry me, this is the exact gown I’d like her wear at our wedding. That is unless she’s over 110lbs… Anyway, Camila Morrone is a hot Instagram model. Go look her up, you won’t be disappointed.
It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten any new lingerie goodness from one of my favorite hotties Bar Refaeli, but luckily she’s part of the Agent Provocateur Spring/Summer 2016 Campaign, and the result is the seriously hot photoshoot you see below. Although I guarantee that rolling around in hay like this can’t be very comfortable. I bet Bar’s going to be picking pieces of hay off her ass for days. And I’d be more than happy to help if she needs a hand. Or a mouth. Call me!
I know it’s part of my job to keep up on this stuff, but to be honest, I don’t think I ever knew there was a Covergirl Magazine before this. But after seeing the lingerie shoot Adriana Lima did for their latest issue, it’s probably my new favorite magazine. Hey, now that Playboy stopped doing naked pictures, we need something new to pretend to read for the articles. And I think we just found it. Enjoy.