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Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

January 27th, 2015

I know it sounds pretty easy to just sit around and post pictures of hotties in lingerie all day, but I’m telling you guys, this job is a lot harder than it looks. I mean, take this photoshoot from Polish model Monika Pietrasinska, for instance. Sure, it’s obvious that these pictures are hot enough to cause widespread spontaneous pants combustion, but it still took me a good 45 minutes just to get them up on the site. Granted, 44 of those minutes were spent drooling over them while trying to remember just what the hell it was I was supposed to be doing, but still…

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Isabell Klem And Her Juicy Booty

January 26th, 2015

Meet Isabell Klem. I haven’t been able to find out much about her, like where she’s from, or what her stance is on dating guys who live in their mom’s basements. But I do know that seeing this hottie in lingerie is enough to give me a pants fire in 3 seconds flat. And that’s good enough for me. I think I’m ready to get down on one knee and propose. I just need to figure out Isabell’s Twitter handle.

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Terra Jo Wallace In Crazy-hot Lingerie

January 23rd, 2015

Terra Jo Wallace

I have a tough time keeping up with all the different no-name hotties I post on this site, so I didn’t remember Terra Jo Wallace here right away. And unfortunately, saying she’s the one who looks crazy-hot in lingerie and ignored all 500 of my Twitter marriage proposals doesn’t exactly narrow it down. So I think I’d better spend a couple minutes (or hours) committing these pictures to memory, for next time. After all, this could be my future ex-wife we’re looking at, if she ever says yes.

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Gabriela Salles Is Pure Hotness

January 23rd, 2015

Gabriela Salles

I know that you guys look to me for all your latest news from the world of no-name hotties, but unfortunately, I don’t have a ton of info to share with you perverts about Gabriela Salles here. Well, besides the fact that this hot model is from Brazil and that she was clearly born to wear lingerie, but that doesn’t exactly narrow it down much. So it looks like you’re going to have to skip reading about Gabriela’s hobbies, hopes and dreams and just make do with this massive collection of seriously hot lingerie pictures instead. (You’re welcome.)

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Sarah Stephens Lingerie Pictures Are Awesome

January 21st, 2015

So unfortunately, I still haven’t been able to convince Sarah Stephens that dating a blogger could do wonders for her career, but on the brightside (for you guys, at least), the seriously underrated Aussie hottie delivered another impossibly hot photoshoot for Agent Provocateur. And I think after this latest one, Sarah might just be my favorite model the company’s ever had. And no, I’m not just saying that to try to convince her to sleep with me. I’m also saying it because I want these two to keep sending us more shoots like this.

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Alyssa Hudson Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 19th, 2015

Alyssa Hudson

The only thing I know about these pictures of Alyssa Hudson here is that A) they’re a recipe for an instant pants fire, B) they were shot by Jessica Wertheim, and C) I wish I’d taken them instead. Anyway, I tried to find out more about this up-and-coming hottie, but turns out she’s got a pretty common name, and 45 seconds of Googling is my limit. So instead of learning where Alyssa’s from or her favorite hobbies, you’re just going to have to make do with this seriously hot photoshoot. Somehow, I think you’ll manage.

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Photos: Jessica Wertheim

Mayra Suarez Will Blow Your Mind

January 15th, 2015

Mayra Suarez

As you guys know, I’ve been a fan of Mayra Suarez for a while now. And after this latest set of serious lingerie goodness, I’m convinced that the Mexican hottie should be named the next Victoria’s Secret Angel. Then again, I’m also convinced that Mayra should move into my mom’s basement with me, but I think the odds on that first one are probably a little more realistic.

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Rachel Hilbert Is Pure Sweetness

January 8th, 2015

Rachel Hilbert

I’m a big fan of Rachel Hilbert, even though I don’t know a whole lot about her, besides the fact that she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and looks banging in lingerie. And that alone probably puts her out of my league. Then again, considering Rachel isn’t a household name yet, maybe there’s still time. I just have to figure out a way to convince her that a high-profile fling with a blogger would be good for her career. So you guys keep these to yourselves while I go brainstorm.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Super Hot Lingerie Pictures

January 5th, 2015

Emily Ratajkowski

I’m sure you’re all getting a little tired of hearing it by now, so I’m not going to complain about how Emily Ratajkowski still owes me a thank-you motorboat for helping make her one of the biggest names in the modeling business. Instead, I’ll just pass along Emily’s latest super-h0t lingerie shoot. And I have a feeling that’s one thing you’ll never get tired of hearing from me. Enjoy.

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Patrycja Farbis Belongs In Lingerie

December 31st, 2014

Patrycja Farbis

There’s not a whole lot I’ve been able to find out about Patrycja Farbis here, besides the fact that she’s a Polish model and that she’s apparently capable of giving me a serious pants fire in 2 seconds flat. So while I go try to find out more about Patrycja — like whether she’d ever consider marrying a blogger for a Green Card and where they’re keeping the rest of her crazy-hot lingerie pictures, you guys enjoy these. Just make sure to be careful though, because they’re hot enough to cause a nuclear meltdown in your pants region.

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Marina Nery Will Blow Your Pants Off

December 31st, 2014

Marina Nery

Since you guys seemed to dig the first post I did on Marina Nery last week, here’s another set of lingerie shots from the Brazilian super-cutie. And if you ask me, these are even better than the first ones. I’m telling you, if Marina keeps this up, she’ll be the next big thing in the modeling business before too long. Although she could speed things up by dating a certain influential blogger. OK, not really, but shhh, let Marina figure that one out on her own.

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Irina Shayk Does Love Good

December 26th, 2014

Irina Shayk

So every year, British magazine LOVE does their own advent calendar, only instead of stale chocolate, it comes with daily videos of hot models. (Which is waaaay better, if you ask me.) And here’s the one for today: Irina Shayk doing a strip tease that’s so hot, it makes me wish I’d asked for a new pair of sweatpants for Christmas. So forget “spending time with your family” and all that crap and instead, celebrate the holidays the right way: locked in a bathroom watching this video on repeat.

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Nina Agdal In Lingerie For The Holidays

December 26th, 2014

Nina Agdal

In case you didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas this year, not to worry, because I’ve got you perverts covered with one thing that I know had to be on all your wish lists: a new super-hot photoshoot of Nina Agdal in lingerie. So forget those itchy sweaters and novelty socks, because I guarantee this is going to be hands-down the best gift you get all year. You’re welcome.

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Hannah Ferguson Is So Hot It Hurts

December 24th, 2014

Ever since Helen Flanagan went and dyed her hair, I’ve been on the lookout for a new favorite busty blonde to obsess over, and after this latest set of lingerie shots from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Hannah Ferguson, I think I might’ve found her. Because I’m definitely liking what I’ve been seeing so far from the super-hot Texan. And if you think these are good, you should check out Hannah’s Instagram. Trust me, it’ll make you forget you ever heard the name Kate Upton. Although it might also make you forget how to speak without drooling.

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