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Meet Hottie Maritza Veer

November 5th, 2014

Maritza Veer

Since it’s my job to introduce you perverts to new hot models for you all to drool over while you procrastinate at your own jobs, here’s Maritza Veer. I tried doing some research on Maritza, but after an intensive 30-45 seconds, I wasn’t able to find out much about the hottie besides the obvious: that she looks great in lingerie. So I don’t have a whole lot more for you guys other than these pictures, but hey, it’s still a lot better than whatever else you’re currently supposed to be doing, right? Enjoy.

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Lily Aldridge Will Blow Your Mind

November 4th, 2014

Lily Aldridge

I can’t figure out why, but for whatever reason, Lily Aldridge isn’t in quite the same league as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties, and that’s just not right. But luckily, this crazy-hot shoot she just did for GQ UK is definitely a step in the right direction, and if Lily’s interested, I’ve got a bunch of ideas for what she could do next. Granted, most of them involve either hooking up with or sending topless pictures to a certain well-connected blogger, but hey, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

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Talita Correa Will Blow Your Mind

October 30th, 2014

Talita Correa

OK, so I know that Brazil churns out too many jaw-droppingly hot models for even a dedicated pervert like myself to keep track of, so I don’t blame you if you don’t remember Talita Correa here. But trust me, you definitely won’t have a hard time remembering Talita after this latest lingerie shoot of hers. Although you might have a little more difficulty recalling how to formulate complete sentences or open your mouth without drooling. I’d say that’s a pretty fair trade-off though, wouldn’t you?

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Alyssa Barbara Is The Hottest Canadian Ever!

October 29th, 2014

Alyssa Barbara

I don’t know how she does it, but somehow it seems like every set of pictures we get from Canadian hottie Alyssa Barbara is even better than the last. And this latest lingerie shoot is no exception. So enjoy these, because I don’t know how it can get much better than this. All I know is, Alyssa here is hands down the hottest thing to come out of Canada since Pam Anderson. Wow.

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Photos: Torrey West

Xenia Deli Belongs In Lingerie

October 27th, 2014

Xenia Deli

I know that I tell you guys that Xenia Deli is the hottest model on the planet pretty much every time I do a post on her, but just in case any of you out there still don’t believe me, here’s some pretty definitive proof: one of the hottest lingerie shoots I’ve ever seen Xenia do — or anyone else for that matter. And at this point, I think hottest model on the planet might even be an understatement. She just became a serious contender for the hottest model of all-time. Enjoy.

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Meet Super Hottie Iris Kavka

October 24th, 2014

Iris Kavka

I love lingerie models and these pictures of Iris Kavka are one of the most beautiful sets I’ve seen in a long time! I don’t want to get all arty on you guys, but these sure beat a white wall and hot chick. Anyway, make sure to go through them all and enjoy.

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Kelly Brook’s Sexy 2015 Calendar

October 23rd, 2014

Kelly Brook

The 2015 Kelly Brook Calendar has arrived and here are a few scans of her perfection. I’m not sure if dudes actually order these things online since I’ve never bought a calendar in my life and I know they are targeting my demographic; dudes who live in their mom’s basement, single and broke! To me it’s a big waste of paper and besides I’d get bored of looking at the same Kelly Brook picture on my wall for a full month. Nonetheless, if she wants to send me a copy for free, I’ll hang it up on my wall or better yet put it next to my pillow when I go to sleep.

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Angela Ruiz’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

October 15th, 2014

Angela Ruiz

This may be the first post I’m doing on Angela Ruiz, but get ready to start seeing a whole lot more of this Venezuelan hottie in the future. Because as far as I’m concerned, this is lingerie perfection right here. In fact, if you ask me, the only thing that could’ve made this photoshoot any better is if these pictures were taken in my bedroom. But hey, there’s always next time. Call me!

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Maryna Linchuk’s Lingerie Pictures Are To Die For

October 15th, 2014

Maryna Linchuk

Here’s Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk doing what she was seemingly born to do: give me a serious pants fire with her latest lingerie photoshoot. Now, in the past, I’ve said that Maryna had a bright future ahead of her, but for some reason, the Belarusian hottie hasn’t become nearly as famous as some of her fellow supermodels. And since it’s obviously not because she isn’t hot enough, I’ve got to assume it’s because she never dated a blogger. But not to worry, because I can help her fix that ASAP. Hey, it’s always better late than never.

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Helen Flanagan Because She Is Awesome

October 14th, 2014

Attention all you wannabe celebrities out there, you’re going to want to take note: because here’s my favorite busty brunette Helen Flanagan to show you how to take a proper selfie. Now that said, as good as Helen’s looking here, there is still a little room for improvement. Her technique isn’t 100% perfect. After all, she forgot to ditch the lingerie and send these directly to my inbox, but even so, I think we should all be studying these very closely. Enjoy.

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Alyssa Barbara Because We Are Thankful

October 13th, 2014

Alyssa Barbara

In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving today (since Columbus Day is kind of a made-up holiday anyway), I decided to do a post on one of the finest Canadian hotties ever to grace this site: Alyssa Barbara. That said, I guess it doesn’t really matter whether it’s technically a holiday or not, getting a new busty photoshoot from Alyssa is enough to make any day a special occasion. So make sure to celebrate accordingly: by taking the rest of the day off to give thanks for a woman this smoking hot. Enjoy.

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Photos: Nicholas Taylor

Rosie Jones’ Killer Zoo Photoshoot

October 8th, 2014

Rosie Jones

It feels like it’s been way too long since we’ve gotten any new shoots from one of the British men’s mags, but we’re in luck today, because here’s a killer photoshoot from Rosie Jones for the latest issue of Zoo. Now I know the cover says it’s “her greatest shoot ever,” but that’s a pretty serious claim, considering some of the ones we’ve seen in the past from this busty Brit. So I think I’d better head into the archives to fact-check this. You know, for accuracy or whatever.

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Karen Carreno Is A Hottie You Should Know

October 7th, 2014

Karen Carreno

As I’m sure you guys know by now, one of my special talents as a blogger is finding you degenerates new seriously hot models to drool over. Well, that and typing with one hand. Anyway, here’s my latest find: Karen Carreno. According to my research, she’s Columbian, and like “sports, dolphins, great food and exciting adventure.” And while I can’t promise her any of those first three, if Karen wants a real adventure, she should come over and explore my bedroom sometime. She could be the first model to ever step foot in it.

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