Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Anne-Julie Proulx so much the last time (and, more importantly, since I did too), I’ve got another killer photoshoot from the Montreal hottie for us all to drool over. And I don’t know if Anne-Julie’s still obsessed with Christopher Walken, but I’m definitely still completely obsessed with her. And I’m betting I’m not alone either. Enjoy!
It’s been a while since I first introduced you perverts to the hotness that is Camila Morrone. But luckily, I found a few more pictures of the smoking hot model for us all to drool over. And once you’re done here, I recommend checking out Camila’s Instagram for more. But first I’d make sure you cancel any plans you might’ve had for the rest of the day, or the weekend, or the rest of month. Because trust me, you’re going to want to take your time.
Meet Mathilde Gohler. I don’t know much about the Danish hottie, but what I do know is that she was born to wear lingerie, that she’s hot enough to cause a five-alarm pants fire, and that I’ll probably be spending the rest of the afternoon “researching” her on Instagram to find out more. Like whether she looks just as hot in a bikini. I’m betting she does. Yow!
As you know, I try to avoid celebrity gossip and just focus on the important stuff — like celebrities in bikinis — but sometimes I can’t help it. And I just heard something pretty upsetting: according to my sources, that little d-bag Justin Bieber was seen getting all handsy with Aussie model Shanina Shaik here at Coachella. Like I needed another reason to hate that stupid festival. Anyway, forget that. Let’s all try to think happier thoughts and just enjoy these pictures of Shanina in lingerie instead.
I don’t know too much about Alberte Valentine here, but I know what I like. And I’m definitely liking the Denmark hottie after seeing this super-hot shoot she did with Rubén Suárez. I’m guessing Alberte’s new to the business, since I haven’t heard of her before, and if no sleazy bloggers have offered to marry and divorce her in order to help further her career yet, I’d love to be the first.
I always have a hard time keeping track of all the new Victoria’s Secret models out there. Like Barbara Di Creddo here. See, the fact that she’s super-hot, was born to wear lingerie, is Brazilian, and has a perfect booty that’s currently making me lick my computer screen doesn’t really narrow it down much. So if Barbara really wants to separate herself from the pack, I think she should be the first to accept one of my marriage proposals. I’m pretty sure I sent her one. I just can’t remember.
The first time we saw Simone Villas Boas, I predicted she was going to be the next big Brazilian supermodel, but for some reason, that hasn’t panned out yet. And if I had to guess, it’s probably because Simone hasn’t taken my advice and dated a big-name blogger yet. I mean, it’s the only thing that makes any sense, since it clearly has nothing to do with her lingerie pictures. Because as you probably can tell from this latest set, she’s still a total knockout. But luckily for Simone, it’s not too late: I’m still single for some reason too.
I don’t understand a lot of the lingerie photoshoots we get, so no, I can’t tell you why Brazilian hottie Gabriela Salles is posing with a pineapple and a rotary phone in this latest set of lingerie pictures. Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t get the connection. If you ask me, it’s always better just to keep these things simple: you get a hot model in skimpy lingerie and if she’s got to pose with something, why not a pasty blogger? I guarantee nobody’s done that before. And hey, it doesn’t make any less sense than a pineapple.
Here’s Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio showing why she’s one of my new favorite crushes with this latest lingerie shoot. Of course, even though I’ve publicly proclaimed my love for Daniela a few times by now, for some reason, she’s still pretending she doesn’t know I exist. But I’m pretty sure she’s just playing hard to get. And that’s OK, because when I put my mind to something, I’m willing to do whatever it takes. Right after I take my second nap.
I don’t know a whole lot about Myleene Klass, but according to my research, this British hottie is a singer, pianist, author, fashion designer, model, businesswoman and one serious MILF. Which is an impressive resume, although I think there’s still something she’s missing: future ex-wife to a famous blogger. It’s the one thing all the top hotties have in common. But lucky for Myleene, I’m currently accepting new applications. And these lingerie pictures make for a pretty convincing argument.
Every time I find a new shoot from Julia Pereira, I swear it’s somehow even hotter than the last one. So I decided to put that theory to the test with this latest set of lingerie pictures from the Brazilian hottie. And after some extensive in-depth research using some pretty state-of-the-art scientific methods, here’s what I found out: I don’t know if these are significantly hotter than Julia’s last set, but that’s only because the thermometer I put down my pants broke before I could make it that far.
There’s nothing I love more than finding a new British hottie to obsess over, and here’s my latest discovery: Jena Goldsack in one seriously hot photoshoot from photographer Natalie Cottee. And in case you’ve ever wondered how I pick which new hotties to feature on the site, it’s not by who sends me the most personalized bikini selfies (unfortunately). Instead, I just go by my gut. Which is what I call the Little Tuna. Which is what I call my… Well, you get the idea. Enjoy.
I’m pretty sure Alyssa Miller is still single these days, although if she keeps doing crazy-hot photoshoots like this one, she probably won’t be for much longer. So I think it’s time for the two of us to stop denying our obvious connection and make this relationship happen. I mean, it’s a win-win: I get to date a super-hot model, and she gets to date a pasty blogger and get a bunch more exposure on this site. Hmm… OK, so maybe that’s more of a win-draw, but still. I’m game if she is.