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Hailey Clauson In Sexy Lingerie

November 18th, 2016

Hailey Clauson

Here’s Hailey Clauson with a new photoshoot that looks just like every other shoot we get from 99% of the hot models from LA. And normally, that’d be pretty boring. But for some reason, I like it a lot more when Hailey does it. Probably because she’s hotter than 99% of those other LA hotties. So, who cares if this isn’t very original. It’s a classic for a reason. So enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Still Pretending To Be A Model

November 14th, 2016

Kendall Jenner

I know I like to rag on Kendall Jenner for her fake fashion photoshoots, but she finally did a new one that I actually like. And all it took was her pretending to take lingerie selfies in the mirror — AKA exactly what she does on Instagram whenever she’s not too busy fake modeling. I never paid much attention in English class (clearly), but I’m pretty sure that’s irony, right? Either way, it’s definitely hot, so enjoy.

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Doutzen Kroes Is Such A Sweet Piece

November 7th, 2016

Doutzen Kroes

I hope you guys were sitting down before you looked at this post. Otherwise, you’re probably not going to be able to stand up for at least an hour after this latest lingerie photoshoot from Doutzen Kroes. Anyway, I don’t know who she’s pretending to call in this shot, but I just hope it’s the fire department, because these pictures are a total five-alarm pants fire. Yow!

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Xenia Deli Is Still Absolutely Amazing!

October 25th, 2016

Xenia Deli

I haven’t done a post on Xenia Deli in a few months, mostly because I was running out of new ways to describe just how pants-meltingly hot she was. But I figure we’ve gone long enough without any new Xenia hotness, so here’s a brand-new lingerie shoot from her. And I’m happy to report that she’s still the hottest woman on the entire damn planet, and no, I don’t care how many times I’ve said that before. (And I bet you don’t either.) Enjoy.

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Lais Ribeiro’s Sweet Booty In Lingerie

September 6th, 2016

Lais Ribeiro

Now that it’s after Labor Day, I know we’re supposed to be heading into fall or whatever, and it’s going to start to cool down. But here’s something guaranteed to make you feel like it’s still the middle of summer: Brazilian super-hottie Lais Ribeiro‘s latest lingerie shoot. These pictures are so damn hot, they’re guaranteed to have you sweating in no time. Enjoy.

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Meet Super Hottie Rachel Cook

July 25th, 2016

Rachel Cook

There’s so many models out there these days, I know it’s hard to keep track of them all — even I have trouble remembering which hottie’s which, and it’s basically my only job (besides cracking lame dick jokes). But if you don’t know Rachel Cook here, you’re going to want to fix that ASAP. Now, I can’t seem to remember where I know Rachel from, but I’m pretty sure that’s just because this photoshoot is so hot, it’s making me forget a whole bunch of things. Including where I was going with this post, and what I did with my pants… Oh well. Enjoy!

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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does Guess

June 28th, 2016

Charlotte McKinney

Here’s my new favorite wannabe model Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy.

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Josephine Skriver’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

April 25th, 2016

Josephine Skriver

I’m still waiting for someone to introduce me to Danish super-hottie Josephine Skriver, but for some reason, the Make a Wish foundation hasn’t returned any of my emails or phone calls yet. So in the meantime, I guess we’ll just have to make do with more killer lingerie photoshoots like this one, while I keep working on my opening line. Anyone know how to say “Will you marry me?” in Danish?

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Simone Villas Boas’ Sexy Lingerie Pictures

April 22nd, 2016

Simone Villas Boas

I’m not exactly sure why Simone Villas Boas here hasn’t become a household name yet. For my money, the Brazilian model is hotter than half the current Victoria’s Secret roster. But all I know is, if this latest smoking hot lingerie photoshoot still doesn’t do the trick, Simone’s just going to have to resort to drastic measures. That’s right: making a sex tape with a blogger. I can’t think of any other way…

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Georgia Fowler Is A Hot Piece

April 21st, 2016

Georgia Fowler

I’ve gotta be honest, I don’t know much about Georgia Fowler here besides the fact that she’s from New Zealand and that you could easily kill a couple hours days going through her Instagram. But I do know that every time we get a new lingerie photoshoot from this hottie, it ends up being one of the best days of the week. So enjoy.

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Solveig Mork Hansen Will Blow Your Pants Off

April 18th, 2016

Solveig Mork Hansen

I’ve been talking up Solveig Mork Hansen on this site for a while now, but maybe you don’t remember the name. I’ll admit, it’s a tough one, and if you ask me, the Dutch hottie would be a lot more memorable as Solveig Mork Tuna, but for some reason, she hasn’t taken me up on any of my Twitter marriage proposals yet. Anyway, forget names and just take a look at her latest photoshoot and I guarantee these pictures will be burned into your memory. Enjoy.

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Elsa Hosk Is Topless For VS

April 14th, 2016

Elsa Hosk

I know I like to talk up my ability to find new hotties for us all to drool over, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: Victoria’s Secret has discovered some of the hottest models in the business over the years. And Elsa Hosk here is one of them. She may not be as big a name as some of their other Angels, but if she keeps doing photoshoots this blisteringly hot, that’s not going to last long. Enjoy.

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