I never paid much attention in school, so I don’t know a whole lot about Latvia, besides the fact that Ginta Lapina has to be the greatest thing to come out of the country in the past 100 years. And before you Latvians send me any nasty emails about how I’m forgetting who knows what, just do me a favor and check out Ginta’s latest lingerie photoshoot first… I rest my case.
Something is seriously messed up with our society when the Hadid sisters are more famous in the modeling business than an actual Victoria’s Secret model like Romee Strijd. But in case any of you out there need a reminder what a real supermodel looks like, here’s Romee’s latest lingerie photoshoot. You’re welcome in advance.
I know you could say this about pretty much any Victoria’s Secret supermodel, but Martha Hunt‘s body is straight up amazing. And after all the hours I spend scrolling through Insta-wannabes every week, a new lingerie photoshoot from her is the perfect chaser. Actually, it’s the perfect cure for pretty much everything: when you’ve had a bad day at work. Seasonal depression. The common cold. You name it. So just take a look and I guarantee you’ll feel better in no time. Trust me.
OK, enough Oscar talk. It’s time to move on to what really matters: super-hot supermodels in lingerie. So here’s Bo Krsmanovic doing a killer lingerie photoshoot on top of some skyscraper. And I’m no realtor or anything, but I’m pretty sure this is what they call a million dollar view in the biz. Sign me up for a 1 year lease. I’m sold.
I know it probably feels like I say this once or twice a day, but this time I mean it: Bryana Holly is hands down my favorite hottie on Instagram. Sure, she may not have as many followers as Emily Ratajkowski, but she’s got something even more important, me and the Little Tuna as her #1 and #2 fans. And OK, so maybe that doesn’t help Bryana pay the bills, but once you guys check out this latest massive lingerie shoot from the busty blonde, I have a feeling she’s going to pick up a lot more fans. Enjoy.
Bryana Holly is easily one of my favorite professional Instagram hotties, and with photoshoots like this, it’s not hard to figure out why. So I was psyched to come across this romance-themed shoot from the busty blonde. Because seeing pictures of Bryana in lingerie was exactly what I wanted for Valentine’s Day. Then again, it’s what I want the other 364 days of the year too…
Elsa Hosk is amazing. Being a veteran Victoria’s Secret model she is now in her peak and I have a feeling that she may only have a few more years left. So let’s enjoy her as much as we can. Here is her latest VS spread.
I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s getting pretty cold in my mom’s basement this week. So I figured I’d help heat myself back up by posting this new lingerie shoot from Victoria Germyn. So enjoy, but just be careful. Because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to burn right through your screen.
In case you guys haven’t noticed, I’m a big fan of Stella Maxwell here. And yes, I know I say that about just about every Victoria’s Secret model who gives us regular monthly doses of lingerie pictures, but there’s just something extra special about Stella. Like the fact that she’s not quite as famous as her fellow VS supermodels. I don’t even think she’s dated DiCaprio yet. So I might actually have a chance… Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.
For anyone else sick and tired of all these fake, so-called “models” taking over the business and taking jobs and lingerie shoots from real supermodels, here’s a reminder that there’s at least a few pros still out there: a new booty-filled photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret hottie Lais Ribeiro. I know it’s probably only a matter of time before Victoria’s Secret replaces all their current models with Insta-wannabes like the Jenners and Hadids, so let’s just enjoy this while it lasts. I figure I can get a good 30 seconds out of these. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate.
Here’s one of my favorite Aussie Insta-hotties Natalie Roser back with another massive lingerie photoshoot for Frederick’s of Hollywood. I have no clue if these pictures are actually going to help sell more lingerie, but I’d definitely consider investing in Kleenex if I were you. I bet their sales are going to go through the roof after this. Yow!
OK, so I know this isn’t quite as good as those “classy” naked photos we got from Stella Maxwell last time, but luckily, it’s the next best thing: a great new lingerie shoot featuring the Victoria’s Secret super-hottie. Plus, this way, if you get caught looking at these at work, you can just lie and say you’re looking for gift ideas for your wife or girlfriend. And your pants “fell down” because your belt broke. I’m telling you, it’s airtight. You’ll be fine.
I know Josephine Skriver isn’t a huge name in the modeling world just yet, but as far as I’m concerned, the Victoria’s Secret Angel has got one of the best bodies in the business right now, and here she is showing it off in a new shoot for the company. Anyway, I don’t know if these pictures are going to help sell more lingerie or not, but I think Victoria’s Secret should really consider making a line of blogger sweatpants, because I’m going to have to run out and buy a new pair after this. Because Josephine just blew mine clear off. Yow.
I love Jasmine Tookes. If you ask me, she’s one of the finest Victoria’s Secret models out there. But for whatever reason, it’s pretty rare that we see her solo, instead of as part of some group photoshoot/fantasy. So here she is doing her very own lingerie photoshoot for once, and it’s about time. Now we can all really focus on Jasmine and what she brings to the table, like a killer body and a perfect booty. Enjoy.