I know Nuts may be gone, but lucky for all of us pervs out there, Zoo is still going strong when it comes to providing us with a steady stream of British funbags in lingerie. So here’s one of my favorite busty British reality stars Luisa Zissman doing a great photoshoot for the magazine looking like a hot businesswoman, I guess because she used to be on the UK Apprentice. So enjoy these shots while I go try to find out if Luisa would be interested in a merger with yours truly.
Today’s extra catch consists of Daisy Lowe, Spanish Princess Letizia, Ashanti, Julianne Hough, Melanie Sykes, Jennifer Connelly, Nikki Leigh, Brooklynne James, Lucila Sola, Kendra Wilkinson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Diana Madison, Linsey Godfrey, Danielle Vasinova, Rita Ora, Elizabeth Hurley, Luisa Zissman, Lauren Silverman, Eva Herzigova, Cobie Smulders, Brooklyn Decker, Emmy Rossum.
Today’s extra catch consists of Lauren Goodger, Fernanda Brandao, Eva Habermann, Eva Padberg, Kylie Minogue, Shakira, Petra Nemcova, Rita Ora, Luisa Zissman, Chloe Sims, Rosario Dawson, Jessie J, Desiree Estrada, Charo, America Ferrera, Kendra Lust, Nicola Peltz, Lori Loughlin, Peta Murgatroyd.
Believe it or not, but I’d never heard of Casey Batchelor before seeing her getting all friendly with her fellow busty British nobody Luisa Zissman at the Total Minx launch party in London. But now that I have, I think I might have just found my new favorite British reality TV “star.” Apparently these two were both on Celebrity Big Brother this year, and together they make one hell of a great pair of great pairs. I’m just a little bummed the producers didn’t consider me a big enough celebrity to invite me to join them in the house. It’s always been my lifelong dream to live with two hotties with cameras set up everywhere. But for some reason, nobody’s responded to my Craigslist ad yet. Go figure.
Because the Brits always seem to get the best reality TV stars, here’s former UK Apprentice and Celebrity Big Brother contestant Luisa Zissman at the pool and showing why so many people are so interested in following her around with cameras 24/7. And after checking out this super-hot bikini body of Luisa’s, add my name to the list. Granted, I don’t have an idea for a show yet, equipment, a crew, or any contacts in the TV business, but just give me a couple hours of footage of Luisa at the pool and I promise you a ratings goldmine.
Today’s extra catch consists of Coco Austin, Chelsee Healey, Helen Flanagan, Kelly Ripa, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, Katie Couric, Amanda Murphy, Brooke Burns, Hilary Duff, Cory Kennedy, Jessica White, Gaia Matisse, Bethenny Frankel, Kate Moss, Samantha Womack, Danielle Lineker, Luisa Zissman, Lily Allen.
If anyone needed more proof that the British are kicking our asses when it comes to reality TV, just check out Luisa Zissman here at the Pride of Britain Awards. Apparently she was a runner-up on the UK version of The Apprentice. So not only is Luisa a busty hottie who knows how to properly dress (not to mention pose) on the red carpet, she’s also a successful businesswoman? No wonder the British are so proud.
Today’s extra catch consists of Emma Slater, Fearne Cotton, Kimberely Walsh, Elizabeth Hurley, Pamela Anderson, Cassie Scerbo, Eva Longoria, Josie Loren, Josie Loren, Kelly Brook, Cara Theobold, Bailee Madison, Nicola Roberts, Iggy Azalea, Iliza Shlesinger, Raquel Castro, Laura Govan, Chloe Dykstra, Ciera Parrack, Adrienne Curry, Luisa Zissman, Avril Lavigne, Clara Morgane, Rita Ora, Jennifer Hawkins.
Today’s extra catch consists of Ali Larter, Rachel Bright, Jessie J, Olivia Culpo, Lily Collins, Erin Andrews, Elizabeth Banks, Ziyi Zhang, Luisa Zissman, Rihanna, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Lauren Goodger, Sophie Anderton, Brooklyn Blue, Angel Long, Rocsi Diaz, Po Johnson, Jenna Bocian, Edy Ganem, Alessandra Rosaldo.
Remember when I complained that British reality TV always seems to get all the hotties? Well, in case you needed more proof: here’s Luisa Zissman, the runner-up on the UK version of The Apprentice, showing off her huge talents in a bikini. I don’t know what it is about these pictures, but suddenly I want to give Luisa all my money. Preferably in singles. So I’m not sure how she lost The Apprentice. She seems like a very talented businesswoman to me.