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Madison Beer Is Megan Fox 2.0

November 7th, 2018

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Normally, I like to see Madison Beer in as little clothing as possible, but since she is the new Megan Fox I don’t mind once in a while seeing her like this.Sure it’s boring, but she’s pretty and it’s an alright photoshoot. So whatever!

         
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Madison Beer Knows How To Dress To Impress

October 12th, 2018

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Madison Beer is only 19. And that is good news because we have plenty more years of her looking like this. I believe every girl with a great body should own an outfit like this and come to my mom’s basement and model it. Loving it.

         
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Madison Beer’s Tongue Game Is on

September 27th, 2018

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Now that Bella Thorne is on her way out cause of her armpit hair, Madison Beer has gotten in the tongue business and we might have a new full time crush. Hopefully, she produces more Instagram posts like this cause I need the content badly.

         
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Madison Beer’s Cleavage Show

September 6th, 2018

Madison Beer has some nice titties. And girl knows how to flaunt them on Instagram stories. I know many of you think she looks like Megan Fox and that comes with problems. She may be just too hot to ever make it massively. Not to worry, she will be able to always promote teeth whitening solutions on her social media.


         
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Madison Beer Does Braids Good

August 23rd, 2018

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I can’t believe I missed this photoshoot of Madison Beer for some magazine. I dig the braids and the whole look. I swear she reminds me of Megan Fox. I’m pretty sure she will have a similar career path. When you’re that pretty, you end up being boring or too pretty to be cast in any movie. Such a shame. Maybe Madison should get a bad nose prosthetic.

         
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Madison Beer Needs To Show Face

August 10th, 2018

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I don’t do posts on Madison Beer that often. I wish I could, but she just doesn’t post enough good content and she’s usually covering her face with that stupid phone. Girl must have some serious insecurities. If she needs help working through them, Little Tuna is a professional therapist and with just a couple of sessions, he can fix all issues.

         
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Madison Beer In Her Bra And Panties

June 25th, 2018

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So I take it Madison Beer is a singer. I actually looked her up on YouTube and her music is crap! She definitely should stick to posing in lingerie and taking selfies for Instagram. She’s very talented in doing that. Keep’em coming.

         
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Madison Beer Is Popular

May 1st, 2018

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This is not the best Madison Beer photoshoot, but she’s beginning to look more and more like Megan Fox which is a good thing because I never felt Megan reached her full potential. Just imagine if Megan had social media when she started to get famous. It would have been off the charts!

         
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Madison Beer Is Talented And Hot

April 26th, 2018

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I know it’s been at least a couple weeks since we’ve checked back in on Madison Beer, AKA one of my new favorite hot nobodies, so I figured it was a good time to see what she’s been up to lately drool over some recent pictures of her. So here you go: there’s a few good selfies, a Coachella picture, a couple of her pretending to be a “pop star”. And I bet the show’s even better live. (Just to be clear, I’m talking about her leg show, not her music.)

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Madison Beer Is A Singer Now?

March 27th, 2018

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Breaking news! Not only is Madison Beer a major up-and-coming professional Instagram model and Snapchat star, apparently she’s also trying to become a singer. And I don’t get it. When I said I hoped she became the “next Bella Thorne“, I meant that she’d spend 90% of her day posting topless selfies on social media, not that she’d pretend to become a pop star and record sh%tty music.

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Madison Beer Is One Hot Wannabe

February 5th, 2018

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I know it’s hard to keep up with all the young wannabe-celebrity hotties out there, so here’s your monthly reminder of who Madison Beer is. She’s the one with the huge Instagram following and even bigger funbags… OK, fine, so that probably doesn’t really narrow it down much, but that’s all you’re gonna get. Me and the Little Tuna are a little, uh, distracted right now. Enjoy!

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Madison Beer’s ‘O’ Face Will Pump You Up

December 8th, 2017

OK, so I know I’ve been ragging on these LoveAdvent videos, and for the most part, they’re pretty lame. But this one of Madison Beer doing pull ups in lingerie is one of the best I’ve ever seen. I still don’t really understand what it’s supposed to mean, or why Madison is famous enough to get her own video, but no complaints. It’s definitely working for me. So just enjoy.

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Madison Beer For The Weekend

October 27th, 2017

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I’m going to leave you guys with this new Madison Beer shoot which I think was done pretty well. I still have no clue why she is at all relevant, other than having a massive Instagram account. The girl looks like Megan Fox, except Megan Fox came first so there really isn’t a need for Madison other than her finding her way into my bed. Have a good weekend.

         
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