Damn. I thought Madison Beer just wanted to grow up to be another professional Instagram model like all the other hot nobodies out there, but according to my sources, not only is she a wannabe model and a wannabe pop star… Now she’s also a wannabe fashion designer launching her own collection for Missguided. This girl works! Or pretends to, anyway.
Breaking news! Not only is Madison Beer a major up-and-coming professional Instagram model and Snapchat star, apparently she’s also trying to become a singer. And I don’t get it. When I said I hoped she became the “next Bella Thorne“, I meant that she’d spend 90% of her day posting topless selfies on social media, not that she’d pretend to become a pop star and record sh%tty music.
I know it’s hard to keep up with all the young wannabe-celebrity hotties out there, so here’s your monthly reminder of who Madison Beer is. She’s the one with the huge Instagram following and even bigger funbags… OK, fine, so that probably doesn’t really narrow it down much, but that’s all you’re gonna get. Me and the Little Tuna are a little, uh, distracted right now. Enjoy!
OK, so I know I’ve been ragging on these LoveAdvent videos, and for the most part, they’re pretty lame. But this one of Madison Beer doing pull ups in lingerie is one of the best I’ve ever seen. I still don’t really understand what it’s supposed to mean, or why Madison is famous enough to get her own video, but no complaints. It’s definitely working for me. So just enjoy.
I’m going to leave you guys with this new Madison Beer shoot which I think was done pretty well. I still have no clue why she is at all relevant, other than having a massive Instagram account. The girl looks like Megan Fox, except Megan Fox came first so there really isn’t a need for Madison other than her finding her way into my bed. Have a good weekend.
Madison Beer is becoming a big Instagram and Snapchat star and I don’t understand why. She is hot as hell, but she doesn’t use Bella Thorne’s naughty tricks and that is a shame. I would really be much more of a fan if she spent 90% of her day showing off her tits and a$$. Hopefully, she will figure it out soon because Bella has almost double the amount of followers and second place is first loser.
I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for all you perverts out there. Looks like Madison Beer is putting her promising career as a professional hot nobody on hold to try to make a go of it as a real model. Because here’s her latest photoshoot for something called Schon Magazine, and all I see is a bunch of fake-artsy shots and way too many layers of clothing. There’s barely even any cleavage. Anyway, let’s hope Madison comes to her senses soon, because I’m sure she’d make an OK model, but if she sticks to the sexy selfie thing, I’m telling you, she has the potential to be one of the best of all-time.
I’m not too religious, so me and the Little Tuna don’t really have a problem with this giant Jesus sweatshirt that Madison Beer‘s rocking in her leggy photoshoot for Wonderland‘s Summer issue. But if you do, just think of it this way: if the Good Lord didn’t want you doing what you’re thinking of doing, He wouldn’t have created locks on bathroom doors. Or Madison’s perfect cleavage. But what do I know? I’m a professional T&A blogger; I’m going to Hell anyway.
I always knew Madison Beer was going to be a big star (the Little Tuna’s never wrong when it comes to these things), but even I’m a little surprised she’s blowing up this big this fast. Here she is with her very own busty covershoot for Cosmopolitan. And sure, it’s just the Turkey edition, not the US one, but with pictures this good, I predict we’re going to be seeing Madison everywhere pretty soon. Or at least, I sure hope so.
Madison Beer‘s only been 18 for a couple months now, but she’s already a major hottie. And I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised considering all that time she spent practicing her selfie game as a teenage troublemaker. Still, I didn’t expect her to be this much of a pants fire this fast. At this rate, I’m going to burn through my entire sweatpants collection before the end of the year. And it’ll be totally worth it. Yow!
I know Madison Beer only turned 18 like a month ago (well, technically 46 days, but who’s counting?), but she’s already a total pro at this whole hot nobody thing, wearing see-through tops to Coachella and showing off that sexy stomach of hers. And I’ve got to say, I’m impressed. If she can keep this up, she’s a lock for Tuna Rookie of the Year. And I’m going to need to buy another pack of Costco sweatpants. Yow.
According to my sources, these shots of Madison Beer wearing nothing but a bathrobe were taken for Vogue Germany, and not as part of some kind of special surprise present for her favorite blogger. But I guess it doesn’t really matter. Because either way, I plan on celebrating by locking myself in this Starbucks bathroom for 30-45 seconds. Enjoy!
Maybe you guys can help explain this to me, because I must’ve looked at these pictures 15 times now and I still can’t figure it. Here’s what I’ve got so far: former teenage troublemaker Madison Beer did a cover shoot for something called Nude Magazine, only as far as I can tell, she didn’t get naked in a single picture. I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that’s false advertising.