I forget why Maria Fowler is famous, but since she’s British and has giant funbags, I’m just going to assume she’s a reality TV star. And judging from these pictures, I’m guessing her show follows Maria’s courageous battle with nipple-itis, a wonderful disease that afflicts hundreds of celebrities every year. So with her permission, I’d like to try an experimental cure. It involves my mouth and it’ll probably take a several sessions, but I’m willing to do it even if Maria’s health insurance doesn’t cover it.

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To all my lady readers out there, you’re going to want to pay special attention to this post, because here’s hot British nobody Maria Fowler showing you the best possible way to get out of a car. Now, practice makes perfect, so you’ll want to try it a couple times. And feel free to send pictures my way so I can make sure you’re doing it correctly. It’s all about getting the angle just right.

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Victoria’s Secret should take notice because this is how you promote a lingerie line when you have your models do in-store appearances. Oh wait! Maria Fowler is not promoting lingerie here; she’s endorsing the ‘The Only Way Is Essex Celebrity Bronze’ tanning spray. I’m sold! How do I order and does it include Maria? If so, don’t worry about the shipping and handling. I’ll pay.

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I have a hard time keeping all these hot British nobodies straight in my head, so I’m not really sure why this Maria Fowler chick is famous. Well, at least on sites that don’t take her cleavage into consideration like I do. Anyway, I read somewhere that Maria recently got liposuction, and here she is showing off the new and improved body. I never thought Maria was that big before, but thankfully she didn’t slim down in the all-important chest region, so it looks like her career is still safe. Phew.

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