Ever since Maria Menounos left Extra, I’ve been waiting to see what she would do next. Maybe her and her perfect Greek booty would get their own spinoff. Or a reality show. But then she went and did something even better: becoming a professional Instagram bikini model. She hasn’t quite gotten the hang of the whole “posting 24/7” thing yet, but she’s got the rest of it down, like the hot wannabe reading list. Just a little constructive criticism, Maria might wanna consider upgrading that fiancé though. Like, say, for a very influential and well-connected blogger. I think it could really do wonders for her new career. Call me!
In case you missed it, Maria Menounos has a new gig now: Instagram bikini model. And I couldn’t think of a better job for my #1 favorite Greek hottie. Well, other than being my personal bikini assistant. But anyway, just check out her latest shot and try to tell me this isn’t what Maria was born to do. AKA wear a bikini 24/7 and show off her perfect booty for the camera. I guess sometimes it takes a while to find your true calling. Enjoy.
Used to be, we’d get a new booty update from Maria Menounos almost every other day. Me and the Little Tuna could barely keep up. But now that she’s not hosting Extra anymore, it’s been getting a little harder to get my regular fix from the Greek hottie. But luckily, I have some great news: it looks like Maria’s started a second career as an Instagram bikini model. And if these are a preview of what’s to come, I predict she’s going to do extremely well in this business. Fingers crossed.
Here is Maria Menounos at the premiere of Netflix’s ‘Narcos’ season 2 in a sexy leather outfit.This is what I imagine she is wearing when I dream that Maria and I are happily in love and she enters our bedroom. I’d be tied up to the bedposts and she’d be holding a whip asking me if I’d been a good boy. C’Mon Maria! We all know I’m never a good boy.
I didn’t know that Maria Menounos has been dating this used car looking salesman for 18 years and now they are engaged. I’m guessing he is from a super wealthy family. It’s just a hunch and I may be wrong, but if not, good for him for snagging up some of that Greek goodness and managing to keep her interested for so long. On another note, I’m enjoying Maria’s sweet boob action here.
I don’t know what Maria Menounos is up to these days that’s more important than giving her favorite blogger a weekly pants fire, but for whatever reason, we don’t see my favorite Greek hottie as much as I’d like anymore. So when she does shows up to a movie premiere or a red carpet or charity event, I make sure to really take my time and enjoy it. I don’t want to speak too soon, but I might even crack the 45 second mark on this one. Wish us luck.
I can’t remember the last time I got to do a post on Maria Menounos, which I guess shouldn’t be too surprising, considering I can barely remember what I ate for breakfast — years of sitting with my nose an inch from my computer screen has pretty much fried my brain. But with the cleavage my favorite Greek hottie had on display at Cosmopolitan Magazine‘s 50th Anniversary Party, I’m willing to risk further damage. Trust me, those funbags are worth every brain cell. Enjoy.
It’s been months since our last dose of Maria Menounos hotness, but luckily, my favorite Greek hottie showed up to the Minions world premiere in London last night, because I’ve already been warned more than once about calling 911 to report “missing hotties.” Apparently going over six weeks without seeing Maria’s perfect booty isn’t technically considered an emergency. But at the very least, I’m pretty sure it’s a violation of my basic human rights.
I know it’s been way too long since we’ve had a new Maria Menounos booty update, and unfortunately it looks like we’re going to have to wait even longer. Because even though Maria showed up to some B-list LA event putting on a solid leg show, not one single pap was able to circle around and get the money shot. And you guys call me lazy.
Normally, Halloween is blogger Christmas, encouraging all the hot nobodies out there to dress even sexier than usual. But for some reason, the costumes are pretty sad this year. Case in point: Katy Perry, who’ll bust out serious cleavage at the Kids’ Choice Awards, dressed up like a giant Cheeto. Hot. Anyway, here’s Katy, Jessica Alba, Maria Menounos, Sarah Hyland, Lady Gaga, Christina Milian, Laura James, Keenyah Hill, AJ and Aly Michalka, Amber Rose, Black China, Courteney Cox, Nicola Peltz, Lily Allen, Teresa Moore, Julie Henderson, Katherine McNamara, Dorothy Wang, Hanna Beth, Lily Lane, and Courtney Bingham Sixx. Try and enjoy, if you can. Because some of these costumes are pretty scary. And not in the good way either.
I guess Maria Menounos wrote a book (or at least put her name on one), because here she is at a signing for “The EveryGirl’s Guide to Diet and Fitness” looking just as surprised about that as I am. Anyway, while I fully support Maria giving wannabe hotties exercise tips, considering she’s got one of the best booties in the business, I don’t know that she counts as “the every girl.” Because last I checked, I don’t want to bang “the every girl.” And before you point out that I probably just want to bang every girl instead, I do have some standards. Don’t laugh, that’s not supposed to be a punchline.
I know it’s been way too long since we’ve done one of our official Maria Menounos booty updates, especially now that we don’t get to see her on a daily basis on Extra anymore. But not to worry, because judging from these pictures of her at NBC’s 2014 Summer TCA Tour, our favorite Greek booty is looking just as good as ever. I’m not sure what it’s up to these days, but if Maria’s looking for a gig, I could definitely use a new correspondent to update us on her breaking booty news on a daily basis, and I figure nobody knows that story better than she does. So how about it, Maria? Call me.