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McKayla Maroney Needs To Get Into Porn

May 22nd, 2017

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OK, so despite hours minutes of painstaking research, I still haven’t been able to figure out if McKayla Maroney got some kind of Kardashian-brand fake booty injections. But what I do know is this: the former gymnastic-turned-Instagram model should really consider following Kim’s lead and going into porn. I mean, just think about it — she’s flexible, big booties are in now. Plus, she’s way too tiny to be a model. It makes sense. And I bet if McKayla puts her mind to it and practices hard, she could be a star. And if she ever needs a spotter or a workout partner, call me!

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McKayla Maroney’s Booty Expose Continues

May 16th, 2017

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I know the rest of the media is busy reporting on the latest Trump clusterf&%k, but here at Tuna HQ, we’re working on an equally important story: I’m trying to figure out whether or not McKayla Maroney‘s new booty she’s been showing off lately is real or fake. Here’s a few of her latest pictures, and I still can’t tell for sure, but I promise to continue digging until I get some answers, and I’m willing to risk as many pants fires as it takes. I know, I know. I’m a shoo-in for the Pulitzer this year, right?

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Did McKayla Maroney Get A Fake Booty?

May 15th, 2017

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Like the rest of the world, I only follow the Olympics once every four years, so I’m not 100% sure when McKayla Maroney officially gave up on gymnastics to become a full-time Instagram model/hot nobody. But after checking out this video of her showing off her booty in a thong, I’m starting to think she needs to get back to working out again. Don’t get me wrong, I fully support any hottie’s God-given right to show off their booty on social media, but McKayla’s is looking a little too Kardashian-like, if you catch my drift. I mean fake, just to be clear. I just hope she’s not using any performance-enhancers.

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McKayla Maroney Does Instagram In A Bikini Good

July 29th, 2016

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The Rio Olympics kick off next week, and here’s a little something to help get you psyched up for it: a bunch of crazy hot selfies from everyone’s favorite Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney. And you know, it’s a real shame we only pay attention to our Olympic athletes hotties once every four years. We should be celebrating their accomplishments every day. Especially when they look as good as McKayla here. So make sure to take your time and appreciate all her hard work.

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McKayla Maroney Is Now An Instagram Model

March 22nd, 2016

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I’m not sure if everyone’s favorite gymnast McKayla Maroney is going to Rio for the next Olympics or not, mostly because I only follow the hotties and not the actual sport. But here she is hard at work training for her second career as the next great Instagram model. And I’ve gotta say, if they ever turn bikini selfies into an Olympic event, McKayla would be a total lock for a Gold medal. Enjoy.

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McKayla Maroney’s Social Media Cleavage Show

June 16th, 2015

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I realized the other day that we haven’t everybody’s favorite gymnast McKayla Maroney in a while. And I don’t know about you guys, but personally, I can’t wait a whole ‘nother year for the 2016 Summer Olympics, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. And after some Instagram creeping “serious journalism,” here’s what I found: a whole bunch of seriously hot pictures that McKayla’s posted recently. So, do I have to go somewhere to pick up my Pulitzer, or will they just send it to my mom’s basement? Either works.

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Did McKayla Maroney Get A Boob Job?

April 24th, 2015

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In case you didn’t know, I’ve got something of a sixth sense when it comes to hotties getting work done. And maybe I’ve just got my nose too close to the screen, but it sure looks like McKayla Maroney‘s funbags have gotten bigger since the last time we saw them. But don’t just take my word for it, check out this video of our favorite gymnast answering her fans’ Twitter questions and see for yourself. Either way though, forget gymnastics, I think McKayla should consider trying out for the Olympic motorboating team instead. And I’d be happy to help her train for it. What can I say? I’m just a nice guy like that .

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McKayla Maroney Assumes Position

October 14th, 2014

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Now that our favorite gymnast McKayla Maroney is over 18, she can do all sorts of fun things, like buy cigarettes, vote, and most importantly, pose for awesome photoshoots like this one for Adidas without getting my readers put on a government watchlist. And if that isn’t worth celebrating, I don’t know what is. So enjoy, but just take a cue from McKayla and remember to stretch first.

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These McKayla Maroney Pictures Are Legal

September 4th, 2014

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This past weekend we had the “Celebity Nude Leak of the Century” and cutie McKayla Maroney was allegedly one of the girls who had their pictures plastered all over the web. Turns out from what I’ve read on the net she was under-age when those were taken. So of course, I want nothing to do with them! However, I assure you the booty you are looking at in these pictures is McKayla Maroney’s and it’s 100% legal! Enjoy.

         
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McKayla Maroney Is No Longer Trouble. Go Nuts!

December 9th, 2013

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Good news, fellow perverts: McKayla Maroney turned 18 today, which means she’s officially no longer trouble. And best of all, it means I can finally have something to talk about in these posts other than the fact that we’re all going to jail. I don’t even know where to start, there’s so many things to say. Hmm. McKayla’s hot. There. Perfect.

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McKayla Maroney In A Bikini Is Still Trouble

October 18th, 2013

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Just so you pervs know, but McKayla Maroney doesn’t turn 18 until December 9th. Not that anybody’s counting or anything. Anyway, that means that yes, you can still get in trouble for creeping on these bikini pictures for another few months, so just make a note in your calendars and move along until then.

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Look What McKayla Maroney Caught!

September 10th, 2013

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By now, you guys should all know the drill when it comes to McKayla Maroney bikini pictures. So you’d better be looking at that butterfly. Because if not, I’m not too familiar with the law, but I’m pretty sure there’s no catch and release policy for pervs.

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McKayla Maroney In A Bikini Is Still Trouble

September 6th, 2013

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As I said before someone needs to take McKayla Maroney‘s phone away from her. Doesn’t she have parents that keep an eye on what she is uploading to the Interweb. I’m sure they wouldn’t want their daughter’s pictures to end up on the wrong site. That said, you didn’t see these bikini pictures here. Let’s move along.

         
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