I’m not sure if everyone’s favorite gymnast McKayla Maroney is going to Rio for the next Olympics or not, mostly because I only follow the hotties and not the actual sport. But here she is hard at work training for her second career as the next great Instagram model. And I’ve gotta say, if they ever turn bikini selfies into an Olympic event, McKayla would be a total lock for a Gold medal. Enjoy.
I realized the other day that we haven’t everybody’s favorite gymnast McKayla Maroney in a while. And I don’t know about you guys, but personally, I can’t wait a whole ‘nother year for the 2016 Summer Olympics, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. And after some
Instagram creeping “serious journalism,” here’s what I found: a whole bunch of seriously hot pictures that McKayla’s posted recently. So, do I have to go somewhere to pick up my Pulitzer, or will they just send it to my mom’s basement? Either works.
In case you didn’t know, I’ve got something of a sixth sense when it comes to hotties getting work done. And maybe I’ve just got my nose too close to the screen, but it sure looks like McKayla Maroney‘s funbags have gotten bigger since the last time we saw them. But don’t just take my word for it, check out this video of our favorite gymnast answering her fans’ Twitter questions and see for yourself. Either way though, forget gymnastics, I think McKayla should consider trying out for the Olympic motorboating team instead. And I’d be happy to help her train for it. What can I say? I’m just a nice guy like that .
Now that our favorite gymnast McKayla Maroney is over 18, she can do all sorts of fun things, like buy cigarettes, vote, and most importantly, pose for awesome photoshoots like this one for Adidas without getting my readers put on a government watchlist. And if that isn’t worth celebrating, I don’t know what is. So enjoy, but just take a cue from McKayla and remember to stretch first.
This past weekend we had the “Celebity Nude Leak of the Century” and cutie McKayla Maroney was allegedly one of the girls who had their pictures plastered all over the web. Turns out from what I’ve read on the net she was under-age when those were taken. So of course, I want nothing to do with them! However, I assure you the booty you are looking at in these pictures is McKayla Maroney’s and it’s 100% legal! Enjoy.
Good news, fellow perverts: McKayla Maroney turned 18 today, which means she’s officially no longer trouble. And best of all, it means I can finally have something to talk about in these posts other than the fact that we’re all going to jail. I don’t even know where to start, there’s so many things to say. Hmm. McKayla’s hot. There. Perfect.
Just so you pervs know, but McKayla Maroney doesn’t turn 18 until December 9th. Not that anybody’s counting or anything. Anyway, that means that yes, you can still get in trouble for creeping on these bikini pictures for another few months, so just make a note in your calendars and move along until then.
By now, you guys should all know the drill when it comes to McKayla Maroney bikini pictures. So you’d better be looking at that butterfly. Because if not, I’m not too familiar with the law, but I’m pretty sure there’s no catch and release policy for pervs.
As I said before someone needs to take McKayla Maroney‘s phone away from her. Doesn’t she have parents that keep an eye on what she is uploading to the Interweb. I’m sure they wouldn’t want their daughter’s pictures to end up on the wrong site. That said, you didn’t see these bikini pictures here. Let’s move along.
Before you get any ideas about these McKayla Maroney bikini pictures she posted, I should probably remind you that she’s still 17 for another couple months. I warned you guys McKayla was going to be trouble. This is what happens when you only have to work every two years I guess. Anyway, just do what everybody normally does with the Olympics and forget McKayla even exists until there’s a reason to get excited again.
Warning! Skip this post unless you don’t mind your future consisting of being forced face down, butt up and referred to as Boo. Yes, McKayla Maroney is underage and I’m not too familiar with law, but after watching this video it’s clear that McKayla has a lot of maturing to do in next few months (215 days to be exact, but who’s counting?) when she finally turns 18.
I warned you guys that McKayla Maroney was going to be trouble, and it looks like I was right. Because she just posted a pair of videos of her diving into a pool in a bikini on Vine. I’m pretty sure these happen too fast to get you taken away though, and you can always say you’re just helping cast the next season of Splash. If you ask me, McKayla would make a perfect addition to the show, after she’s turned 18, of course. It’s all about those extra few months of practice.
Confirmed: I was definitely wrong about McKayla Maroney. This girl’s serious trouble. Because even though she’s still got almost a year to go until she turns 18, she keeps doing photoshoots like this one. Anyway, unless you want to watch McKayla’s next Olympics from the rec room in the county jail, I suggest you just move on. Same goes for the video version of this shoot too.