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McKayla Maroney’s Bikini Keek

May 9th, 2013

Warning! Skip this post unless you don’t mind your future consisting of being forced face down, butt up and referred to as Boo. Yes, McKayla Maroney is underage and I’m not too familiar with law, but after watching this video it’s clear that McKayla has a lot of maturing to do in next few months (215 days to be exact, but who’s counting?) when she finally turns 18.

McKayla Maroney Bikini Splash On Vine

April 17th, 2013

McKayla Maroney Pictures

I warned you guys that McKayla Maroney was going to be trouble, and it looks like I was right. Because she just posted a pair of videos of her diving into a pool in a bikini on Vine. I’m pretty sure these happen too fast to get you taken away though, and you can always say you’re just helping cast the next season of Splash. If you ask me, McKayla would make a perfect addition to the show, after she’s turned 18, of course. It’s all about those extra few months of practice.

McKayla Maroney Is Now Serious Trouble

February 25th, 2013

Confirmed: I was definitely wrong about McKayla Maroney. This girl’s serious trouble. Because even though she’s still got almost a year to go until she turns 18, she keeps doing photoshoots like this one. Anyway, unless you want to watch McKayla’s next Olympics from the rec room in the county jail, I suggest you just move on. Same goes for the video version of this shoot too.

McKayla Maroney Bikini Picture

February 4th, 2013

After these new bikini pictures, I think I might have been wrong about McKayla Maroney before, she’s definitely trouble. I know she’s already 17, but you might want to wait until the next Olympics roll around before you get carried away. Just to be safe.

McKayla Maroney Is Becoming Trouble

January 29th, 2013

Here’s McKayla Maroney posting some kind of video blog on Keek, whatever that is. Maybe I’m just old, but apparently it’s where teenage girls record themselves talking about nothing? I thought that’s what YouTube was for. Anyway, if McKayla gets any hotter, I’ll have to stop posting her. She’s crossing the legal line. It’s like that movie Lolita, and we all know that doesn’t end well. For me, at least.

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McKayla Maroney, Pia Mia Perez, Stella Hudgens And Hailey Baldwin Are Trouble

January 22nd, 2013

I’m sure you guys know by now that Pia Mia Perez and Stella Hudgens are serious trouble, because I like to remind you every chance I get. But add in McKayla Maroney and Hailey Baldwin, and you’ve got some kind of jailbait All-Star team. Anyway, I’m sorry in advance if I get any of you in trouble with this post. Feel free to use me as your one phone call.

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McKayla Maroney Is The Official Miss America Cutie

January 14th, 2013

In case you guys missed it, the 2013 Miss America was crowned over the weekend, and Miss New York won. Apparently the competition had McKayla Maroney as an official judge this year, which I don’t really get. What does a 17-year-old Olympic gymnast know about beauty pageants? I mean, I guess she’s an expert on flexibility and all, but I have years of experience judging girls in bikinis, I do it for a living! All I’m saying is, think about it for next year.

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McKayla Maroney Is Sweet Girl

January 8th, 2013

I know you’re probably expecting me to call McKayla Maroney out as trouble for this Twitter picture, but you know what? Compared to other girls her age like Stella Hudgens and Pia Mia Perez, the Olympic gymnast is a good girl and a good role model. So carry on McKayla. We’re all impressed.

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Rachel Bilson And McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed

November 27th, 2012

I don’t watch Hart of Dixie, but it appears that cutie McKayla Maroney will make a guest appearance on upcoming episode. I’m not sure if that will help their ratings, but considering the show has terrible reviews, it can’t hurt. Anyway, here is Rachel Bilson attempting McKayla Maroney’s “Not Impressed” meme and failing miserably at it. Still cute though!

McKayla Maroney Is Trouble

November 23rd, 2012

I’m sure you guys remember McKayla Maroney from the Olympics this summer, or the “McKayla Is Not Impressed” meme that was pretty much everywhere. Anyway, now that all the attention around her has died down, maybe you forgot that even though she may be a Gold medal-winning gymnast, she’s still only 16. So don’t start limbering yourself up just yet, you pervs. Move along.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

September 4th, 2012

Today’s extra catch consists of Adrianne Curry, McKayla Maroney, Milla Jovovich, Selena Gomez, Emily Atack, Eva Longoria, Bonnie Strange, Donna D’Errico, Isla Fisher, Hayley Atwell, Cher Lloyd, Brooklyn Decker, Melanie Bernier.

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