We’ve got more pictures of Megan Fox on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set again today, and while she’s not jumping on a trampoline or wearing leggings, I’m still digging what I’m seeing. I’m sure a few of you nerds out there will point out that Megan doesn’t have on her green decoder ring or some crap like that and because of that, this movie is taking a dump on your childhood, but personally I’m going to have to check it out when it comes out on DVD. It looks like a real ball buster.

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I’ve been trying to stay positive ever since Megan Fox had her kid, but I’ve got to be honest with you, this isn’t looking good, guys. First, she’s been toning down the skin on red carpets and photoshoots, and now here she is looking a little out of shape. Is it just me, or do her legs look thicker than usual? What happened? I mean, I know she’s a mom now, but that’s no excuse to let yourself go. So until Megan gets her act together, just take deep breathes, go back into the archives, and keep telling yourself that it’s all going to be okay. We’ll get through this trying time together.

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I don’t know if it’s just some kind of post-baby hotness hangover, but I don’t get what we’ve been seeing from Megan Fox lately. Here she is promoting a Rio Carnival appearance for Brahma. And while I’m obviously down with the Daisy Dukes, in the old days Megan would be out there rocking a bikini and doing the trademark Carnival ass shake. I guess she still needs a few months to work her way back into the game. We’ll be waiting.

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I know Megan Fox has been taking things slow in terms of her hotness comeback after having her kid, so consider this shoot for Marie Claire a good sign. Sure, I’ve seen more revealing pictures taken at Sears, but hey, it’s a step in the right direction. And before you know it, Megan’s going to be back to her old self, talking about having girl crushes on strippers and doing bikini photoshoots. At least I hope so. Otherwise, I don’t know if I can handle a new, more responsible Megan.

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I have absolutely no idea what’s going on in this Brahma commercial, but I do know this: if you want to sell beer by having Megan Fox pull off her clothes, it should be her in lingerie underneath, not some fat guy with a beard. That’s just common sense, in any language.

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See, now this is more like it. After those lame pictures of Megan Fox at the Golden Globes on Sunday, she’s kicked the hotness (and the cleavage) back up for the latest issue of Esquire. And if this spread is any indication, I can’t wait to see what’s underneath. If you need me, I’ll be camped outside the newsstand down the street.

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Now that Megan Fox finally had her kid, she can get back to what’s really important in life: looking hot at movie premieres. So here she is at the LA premiere of her new movie This Is 40. You know, I read somewhere that Megan had a very painful labor. That’s probably nature’s way of punishing her for messing around with such an amazing body. I mean, really, who does she think she is?

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For someone who just popped out a kid, Megan Fox didn’t waste any time bringing herself back to top form. Here she is at the ‘March of Dimes’ celebration of babies luncheon wearing a sexy see through number and looking flawless. Also, have you noticed that her stupid Marilyn Monroe tattoo is in the process of being removed? It’s about time she smarten up and get rid of that thing.

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