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Melissa Riso Bikini Pictures

July 2nd, 2013

Melissa Riso

I’ve had enough! I’m going to invest in a camera and start shooting these no-name models. Why should I let these hack photographers get to have all the fun? Here is my Twitter girlfriend Melissa Riso showing off her sweet bikini body. Unfortunately, the photographer failed to showcase her best ass-et. That would never happen if I were behind the camera. Anyway, now that I decided to be a photographer, Melissa should come to my mom’s basement and let me practice my new craft with her.

         
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Melissa Riso Works It Good

June 18th, 2013

Melissa Riso

Here’s wannabe model/actress/Tuna Twitter girlfriend Melissa Riso doing an awesome new shoot. I’m not exactly sure what it’s for, but it’s pretty hot, and it should definitely get Melissa one step closer to her dream. And hopefully posting this will get me closer to mine too: of one day banging a model. As my mom always said, aim high.

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Melissa Riso Bikini Pictures

June 4th, 2013

Melissa Riso

If there were classes for learning how to exit a pool properly, Melissa Riso would be the head instructor. Here she is in another bikini photoshoot making a very strong case to be my next Twitter girlfriend. The good news is that we do follow each other, but this love affair right now is very one sided. So Melissa is going to have to contribute a little more for this relationship to work. Anyway, I’ll keep you posted on how this romance unfolds, but for now enjoy these awesome pictures.

         
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Melissa Riso Works A Cake Pop

May 30th, 2013

Melissa Riso

OK, now this is just unfair. First Melissa Riso ignores my suggestion to start dating me in order to boost her career, and now she’s teasing me with these pictures of her suggestively licking a cake pop. I bet sales of those things went up at every Starbucks within a 5 block radius — so like, 20 Starbucks. If you ask me, they should have Melissa reenact this for a commercial. But since she doesn’t seem to want to take any of my great suggestions these days, it’ll probably never happen. Oh well.

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Melissa Riso Bikini Pictures

May 24th, 2013

Melissa Riso

Let these pictures be a lesson to all you wannabe models/actresses, forget agents or auditions. The best way to get noticed is to do an awesome bikini photoshoot, like Melissa Riso here. And the second-best way is to start a no strings attached relationship with a blogger. So Melissa should probably give me a call. You know, just to make sure she’s got all her bases covered. It’s pretty competitive out there.

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