In case the latest issue of Maxim Italy hasn’t made its way to your local corner store yet, don’t worry, I’ve got the best part for you here: Melissa Satta‘s cover shoot. You guys might remember her as the serious hottie who’s engaged to some loser professional soccer player and for some reason still hasn’t realized that she made a huge mistake choosing him over me. It’s probably because we haven’t had a chance to meet in person yet, but I know Melissa will come around eventually.
Here’s serious hottie Melissa Satta rocking a bikini on the beach in Ibiza. And sorry I couldn’t get any shots of her without her soccer player fiance, but he wouldn’t let go of her hand. I guess I can’t really blame him though. I bet there’s a lineup of guys waiting to swoop in at any second. I already put my name on the waiting list just in case.
I don’t watch soccer because everyone knows a real man’s sport is hockey, but soccer players get the best tail. Here is Kevin-Prince Boateng‘s hot piece Melissa Satta showing off her bikini body at an event in Milan. Guys do yourself a favor, look him up and then punch yourselves in the nuts really hard because if a guy that ugly can have his way with a girl this hot, we’re all useless failures and don’t deserve to have genitalia.