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Micaela Schaefer Is Greatness!

August 19th, 2015

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Good news: after last month’s serious disappointment, the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer is back wearing my favorite outfit of hers in her latest photoshoot: nothing at all. She’s also getting nice and friendly with another blonde hottie in the pictures, which almost makes up for the fact that I had to blur out the good parts. Almost. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Is No Longer Best Dressed

July 8th, 2015

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I’ve always called Micaela Schaefer the world’s best-dressed nobody, but I might have to rescind that title after this. Because here she is at some event during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Germany and look, I don’t know much about fashion, but even I can tell that Micaela committed a serious fashion faux pas here. And no, I’m not talking about that dumb hat. I mean that she’s not showing any cleavage.

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Micaela Schaefer And Friends Know How To Open Things

May 12th, 2015

Every time I think we’ve seen Micaela Schaefer‘s best outfit, the world’s best-dressed hot nobody finds a way to outdo herself. Case in point, here she is celebrating the season opening of Megapark (whatever the hell that is) with her German hottie friends wearing some kind of bra made out of spinning fans. And it’s going to be tough for Micaela to top this, but I think a hand-bra made out of my grubby blogger mitts could work. Assuming my hands are big enough to fit her. I guess there’s only one way to find out.

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Dressed Easter Babe Ever!

April 2nd, 2015

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In case you forgot you’d have to see your family this weekend, it’s Easter on Sunday. But don’t worry, there’s a silver lining: the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer did one of her signature holiday-themed photoshoots in Berlin to celebrate. And this time, she brought an equally hot friend in Mandy Lange. (I’m ignoring those dead-eyed furries.) And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really digging Micaela’s outfit here. No, I’m not talking about the bunny ears. I mean the black censored bar. It goes with everything.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still Best Dressed

March 19th, 2015

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Here’s one for all you sickos out there: it’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer getting good and freaky for the premiere of some new show in the Berlin Dungeon, and getting friendly with her fellow German hotties and some props while she’s at it. And look, I know I really shouldn’t be jealous of a fake severed head, but the lucky bastard’s getting more action than I’ve seen in months. It’s just not fair!

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still The Best Dressed

March 2nd, 2015

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Here’s Micaela Schaefer proving yet again why she’s hands down the best-dressed nobody of all-time — because 90% of the time we see her, she’s not wearing much more than a coat of body paint. Like for this Olympic-themed photoshoot she’s doing with some dude in an inflatable strongman suit, for reasons I can’t be bothered to look up. I did notice that guy looks a little deflated though, which is weird. Because I don’t know about you guys, but personally, I’m having kind of the opposite problem right now.

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Micaela Schaefer Gets In The Valentine’s Day Spirit

February 9th, 2015

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Valentine’s Day is still a few days away, but I’m not gonna lie, I was already starting to get burnt out from all the hearts and engagement ring ads everywhere. That is, until my favorite best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer showed up for a very special Valentine’s Day shoot wearing nothing but body paint and reminded me what the holiday’s really about: spending quality time with that special someone you love and care about. And thanks to Micaela, it looks like me and the Little Tuna are going to have a pretty great day together.

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Micaela Schaefer Gets Raped By Two Bears

February 4th, 2015

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So, uh, I’m kind of at a loss for how to explain these latest pictures of Micaela Schaefer, other than to say I’m betting seeing her groped by these dead-eyed bears is going to give one or two of you perverts an instant pants fire and give the rest of us nightmares. According to my sources, this is a “Berlinale-themed photoshoot,” although if you ask me, it’s just further proof that Micaela’s hands-down the best-dressed nobody of all-time.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still The #1 Best-dressed Nobody Of All-time

January 14th, 2015

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Here’s Micaela Schaefer proving once again why she’s the #1 best-dressed nobody of all-time with what’s got to be the smallest outfit I think I’ve ever seen her in. And with Micaela, that’s saying something. Supposedly she’s making me break out the dreaded black censored bars here to promote the new season of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here with a topless statue of herself (and yes, I had to blur it out too). And all I want to know is, where can I get one of these for my office? Because if I can’t convince Micaela to come hang out on my desk, it’s the next best thing.

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Micaela Schaefer Should Hire Me!

December 9th, 2014

Here’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer putting on one of her best outfits yet for a photoshoot: an electrical tape bikini. And I never realized that Micaela’s electrical tape applier was an actual job before this. But now that I do, forget this whole blogging business, I think I’ve finally found my true calling. Now, where do I apply? Whatever I might lack in experience, I think I’d more than make up for in enthusiasm.

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Micaela Schaefer In The Greatest Photoshoot Of All-time

November 3rd, 2014

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I’ve never seen an actual Micaela Schaefer photoshoot, but I’m so glad that she decided to get behind a professional camera and produce this masterpiece. This is the greatest set of pictures I’ve ever seen! Now I apologize for having to block out the good parts, but because we live a prude society, the few advertisers I do have would kick me off their networks. Anyway, whoever thought of this pic is a creative genius!

         
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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Celebrate Oktoberfest

September 16th, 2014

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Here’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer posing in one of my favorite outfits of hers. And no, I’m not talking about lederhosen (mostly because I don’t actually know what those are), I meant that black censored bar. Anyway, in case you couldn’t tell, Micaela and her pals are celebrating Oktoberfest with this shoot, which I always thought was just a beer and sausage party. But if you ask me, I think adding topless women is a serious improvement to any annual tradition.

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