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Micaela Schaefer Forgot To Dress To Please

February 3rd, 2016

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Here’s Germany’s #1 greatest tourist attraction Micaela Schaefer at the Zoolander 2 premiere in Berlin, and I know it’s a fancy movie premiere and all that, but I have to say, I’m a little disappointed in Micaela’s choice of outfit here. Where’s the lingerie, or the body paint? I mean, I guess maybe the dress code said black tie, but in that case, why not wear some of those classy black censored bars instead? Those go with everything.

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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Dress

December 22nd, 2015

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OK, so I know you’re probably not used to seeing Micaela Schaefer wearing this much clothing, but take a few deep breaths. We’ll get through this difficult time together. According to my sources, Micaela’s working at a German lingerie store for a photo-op in these shots. And look on the bright side, even when the world’s best-dressed hot nobody shows up somewhere overdressed, she’s still wearing half the clothes of your average hottie. So enjoy.

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I Know What That Baby Wants For Christmas!

December 16th, 2015

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Looks like Christmas came early this year for a few lucky Germans, because here’s our #1 best-dressed hot nobody of all-time Micaela Schaefer drawing a crowd in one of her best outfits yet for a Christmas-themed photoshoot. And no, I’m not sure why they got a baby involved either. If they wanted someone to drool all over themselves and be incapable of speech around Micaela, they could’ve just asked me instead.

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Micaela Schaefer is Still The Best Dressed

December 4th, 2015

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According to my sources, my current favorite German Micaela Schaefer is at some party at a hair salon in these shots. But personally, I prefer to think this is just how she walks around all the time. Although actually, this outfit is probably a little conservative for our #1 best-dressed hot nobody. Where’s the body paint and black censored bars? I guess now that it’s starting to get cold out Micaela has to cover up more. What a shame.

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Micaela Schaefer Goes Hairless For Halloween

October 29th, 2015

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Normally, I’m a big fan of Micaela Schaefer‘s holiday “outfits”, but I’m not so sure about this latest one. And no, I don’t mean because of the bald cap — I’m sure that’s doing the trick for at least some of you perverts out there. I mean the fact that she’s wearing entirely too much body paint for this skeleton costume. What happened to a couple tiny pumpkin pasties and calling it a day? Or better yet, nothing but a pair of those black, censored bars. Now that’d be really scary.

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Greatest Spokesmodel Ever

October 15th, 2015

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Here’s the best-dressed hot nobody of all-time Micaela Schaefer at another one of her awesome promotional events in Germany somewhere. Now, as per usual, I have absolutely no clue what Micaela is promoting with this outfit, all I know is, I suddenly have an overwhelming desire to take out my wallet and ask how much. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Really Knows How To Pump It Good!

October 12th, 2015

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Here’s Micaela Schaefer and her friends Mia Julia Bruckner, Maria Mia and RoxxyX pumping gas topless. I’ve always said that Micaela is the best dressed nobody ever and once again she proves it. You know after she’s done pumping fuel into cars, I have something for her to pump in between my legs. OW! Also, below are some pics of her at an event, but since she’s wearing clothes who cares.

         
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Micaela Schaefer Gets Topless For Men’s Underwear

October 6th, 2015

No, this is not Micaela Schaefer‘s first ever gang bang porn video, it’s her showcasing some brand of men’s underwear. Obviously, I had to blur out her amazingly stupid funbags because advertisers in the USA have pickles up their a$$es, but if you really want to see them, it’s not hard. Just do a Google search. Enjoy.

         
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Micaela Schaefer Is Still Best Dressed

September 8th, 2015

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Here’s the world’s best dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer doing one of her patented holiday-themed photoshoots in Berlin. And according to my sources, this time she’s wearing next to nothing to celebrate the start of Oktoberfest. And as great as this is, I think we need to start making up more holidays ASAP so Micaela can do these shoots on a more regular basis. How about National Pants Fire Day? Hell, with Micaela dressed up like this, I could celebrate that every day. Write your congressman and let’s make it happen.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Greatness!

August 19th, 2015

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Good news: after last month’s serious disappointment, the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer is back wearing my favorite outfit of hers in her latest photoshoot: nothing at all. She’s also getting nice and friendly with another blonde hottie in the pictures, which almost makes up for the fact that I had to blur out the good parts. Almost. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Is No Longer Best Dressed

July 8th, 2015

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I’ve always called Micaela Schaefer the world’s best-dressed nobody, but I might have to rescind that title after this. Because here she is at some event during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Germany and look, I don’t know much about fashion, but even I can tell that Micaela committed a serious fashion faux pas here. And no, I’m not talking about that dumb hat. I mean that she’s not showing any cleavage.

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Micaela Schaefer And Friends Know How To Open Things

May 12th, 2015

Every time I think we’ve seen Micaela Schaefer‘s best outfit, the world’s best-dressed hot nobody finds a way to outdo herself. Case in point, here she is celebrating the season opening of Megapark (whatever the hell that is) with her German hottie friends wearing some kind of bra made out of spinning fans. And it’s going to be tough for Micaela to top this, but I think a hand-bra made out of my grubby blogger mitts could work. Assuming my hands are big enough to fit her. I guess there’s only one way to find out.

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Dressed Easter Babe Ever!

April 2nd, 2015

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In case you forgot you’d have to see your family this weekend, it’s Easter on Sunday. But don’t worry, there’s a silver lining: the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer did one of her signature holiday-themed photoshoots in Berlin to celebrate. And this time, she brought an equally hot friend in Mandy Lange. (I’m ignoring those dead-eyed furries.) And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really digging Micaela’s outfit here. No, I’m not talking about the bunny ears. I mean the black censored bar. It goes with everything.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still Best Dressed

March 19th, 2015

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Here’s one for all you sickos out there: it’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer getting good and freaky for the premiere of some new show in the Berlin Dungeon, and getting friendly with her fellow German hotties and some props while she’s at it. And look, I know I really shouldn’t be jealous of a fake severed head, but the lucky bastard’s getting more action than I’ve seen in months. It’s just not fair!

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