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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Celebrate Easter!

April 15th, 2014

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In case anybody out there’s still wondering why I always call Micaela Schaefer the best-dressed nobody of all-time, here she is wearing nothing but a pair of bunnies for an Easter-themed photoshoot in the middle of Berlin. Great, now I definitely know how I want to spend my Easter weekend this year: standing behind another Micaela shoot like these lucky tourists. Anyway, I know some of you prudes out there might call this sacrilegious, and I actually agree. Micaela should clearly be wearing way less.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Overdressed!

March 24th, 2014

What the heck happened to the best dressed nobody of all-time? Because here’s Micaela Schaefer at some German beauty fair wearing glasses and actual fabric instead of her usual body paint and nothing. It’s hands-down the most I’ve ever seen her dressed, and I really hope this is just some kind of passing fad, because wearing clothes is not the type of fashion trend I ever expected to see Micaela get caught up in.

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Valentine’s Day Gift Ever

February 5th, 2014

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Man, Micaela Schaefer‘s wardrobe choices just keep getting better and better. Yesterday it was the film strip bikini, now it’s a few tiny heart-shaped stickers for this Valentine’s Day themed shoot, AKA the latest excuse to get Micaela to pose pretty much completely naked and force me to bust out the dreaded black bars. I’m not sure what she’s got lined up next on the calendar, but quick, somebody make up some more holidays stat.

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Dressed Of All-time!

February 4th, 2014

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If it wasn’t official before, it definitely is now: Micaela Schaefer isn’t just the best dressed nobody of all-time, she’s the best dressed, period. Because here she is doing a special themed photoshoot for the Berlin film festival wearing nothing but a couple of strategically-placed pieces of film strip (and a giant stuffed bear, for some reason). And I love it! I just hope this look catches on. I don’t know much about fashion, but I’ve always thought that if more women took fashion tips from Micaela, the world would be a much better place. Or at least my world would anyway.

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Dressed Zombie Ever!

October 22nd, 2013

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Halloween may still be a week away, but that didn’t stop my favorite wannabe celebrity Micaela Schaefer from busting out one of her patented holiday-themed photoshoots. I know there’s nothing scarier for you guys than seeing that black bar, but unfortunately, this is still a family site. Still, here’s hoping “topless zombie” catches on as a trendy costume this year. It’s cheap, easy to duplicate, and way more clever than Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, if you ask me.

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Micaela Schaefer Dresses To Impress!

October 21st, 2013

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It’s a real treat when we get pictiures of the best dressed celebrity of all time Micaela Schaefer. Here she is once again at the official Venus International Erotic Trade Fair with her busty friend. I don’t know what a guy like me has to do to get an invite to one of these events, but I think Micaela should bring me along as her arm candy. I may not be the hunkiest guy in the world, but I know for a fact that if I were to stand next to her, I’d make her look even hotter than she already is.

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WTF! Micaela Schaefer Is Overdressed!

September 17th, 2013

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Here’s the queen of themed photoshoots Micaela Schaefer in one for Oktoberfest at the Berlin Dungeon, which as you can see, isn’t quite as hot as it sounds. Because for some reason, Micaela’s wearing five times the amount of clothing she normally wears during these shoots. Oh well. On the plus side, this might be our weirdest lesbian fantasy yet, so for the five or six of you that this is working for, enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Dress

June 10th, 2013

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Obviously, this outfit is not as sexy as the one Micaela Schaefer wore the other day, but anytime this chick makes a public appearance, it proves that she is the best dressed pseudo celebrity in the business. All other wannabes should learn from Micaela and take note. This is how you make a name for yourself. You don’t post selfies on Twitter all day long because only 5% of people actually read Tweets. You need to go out in public and get the press and Hollywood Tuna behind you. So all you Twitter models, screw all your fake followers, (we know you can buy 50K of them for $250) and just send me your pics. I’ll be glad to post them and trust me they’ll be seen.

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Sexiest Easter Bunny Ever!!!

March 26th, 2013

See, now this is why I named Micaela Schaefer one of my Top 10 Babes of 2012. Lots of other girls try, but Micaela always seems to come up with the best holiday-themed photoshoots every time out. Like wearing nothing but body paint and thigh-high stockings to celebrate Easter. It’s genius. And I can’t wait to find out where she’s hiding the Easter eggs.

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Micaela Schaefer Is An Early Valentine’s Day Gift

February 12th, 2013

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Here’s one of my favorite models and Hollywood Tuna’s #10 Hottest Babe of 2012 Micaela Schaefer posing for a Valentine’s Day themed photoshoot. I don’t know how she does it, but Micaela always manages to come up with the best outfits, and this one is no exception. So to all the ladies out there who are still trying to figure out what to get me for Valentine’s Day, it’s gonna be hard to top this. Is it too late to move Micaeala up a spot in the Top 10?

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Micaela Schaefer’s Gets The Boot For Being Under Dressed

January 17th, 2013

When I found out that Hollywood Tuna’s #10 hottest babe of 2012 was thrown out of the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week for not dressing appropriately I couldn’t believe it. Micaela Schaefer is by far the most fashionable woman ever! How dare they? The people who run this event should be ashamed of themselves. If anything she’s wearing too much clothing and it’s not like she walking down a runway with her titties hanging out. Oh, but that’s OK!

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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 – #10 Micaela Schaefer

January 2nd, 2013

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Once again, it’s that time we count down the hottest babes of 2012. I’m not a fan of top ten lists in general, but when it comes to choosing the finest piece of ass, I’m pretty much the only dude qualified to do so. Anyway, this year we kick it off with German sex goddess Micaela Schaefer. Most of you probably don’t know who the hell she is, but she by far destroyed most of the competition with her slutty fashion sense.

Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012

10- Micaela Schaefer

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Micaela Schaefer Is A Sexy Christmas Angel

December 24th, 2012

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I’ve been doing this site for many years and I can honestly say that Micaela Schaefer is the only girl who has never disappointed me. She is by far the most creative fashionable celebrity/model ever! Here she is getting into the holiday spirit as a super slutty angel. Anyway, I’m not one who would be jealous of a dog, but I’d trade places with that Frenchie in a heartbeat just so I could spend my days sniffing, licking and marking Micaela.

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