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Micaela Schaefer’s Dead Naked Baby Fashion

August 16th, 2016

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So, uh, yeah… Normally, I’m a big fan of Micaela Schaefer‘s fashion choices. I don’t call her the world’s best dressed hot nobody for nothing. And here she is wearing one of my favorite outfits: a pair of those black censored bars. Unfortunately, she also decided to cover herself in fake blood and creepy dolls, which is kind of killing the mood (unless you’re a real sicko). According to my sources, it’s all part of some protest against… child labor, I think? Anyway, I still think this could’ve been a lot more effective without the dolls and blood. Well, for the Little Tuna, at least.

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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Dine

July 6th, 2016

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Here’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer wearing one of my favorite outfits: one of those black censored bars. According to my sources, it’s all to promote some German restaurant that I guess is running a promotion where you get a free meal if you take your clothes off. I’m not sure how that doesn’t violate all the health codes ever created, but as someone who’s been fighting against those prude “no pants, no service” policies for years, I’m a big supporter.

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Micaela Schaefer’s Sweet Lesbo Show

June 20th, 2016

Here’s my all-time favorite best-dressed hottie Micaela Schaefer celebrating the Euro Cup the only way she knows how: by making out with some other hot nobody for the cameras at a party in Germany. Now personally, I think Micaela’s a little overdressed for the occasion, but otherwise, it’s enough to make me wish they held the Euro Cup a lot more frequently than once every four years. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still the Best Dressed

June 7th, 2016

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In case you don’t follow soccer, UEFA Euro 2016 is starting up later this week. And the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer decided to celebrate the upcoming tournament in the best possible way: by getting topless alongside a bunch of her fellow hot nobodies in bikinis. Anyway, here’s where I’d make some hilarious lame joke about balls, but I’m currently having a little trouble forming coherent sentences. Hell, we’re lucky I was able to remember how to type long enough to finish this post. So you just enjoy while I go recover.

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Micaela Schaefer Forgot Halloween Is In October

February 11th, 2016

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OK, so usually I like it when the world’s best-dressed hot nobody Micaela Schaefer shows up in nothing but body paint and a thong to “celebrate” whatever random holiday is coming up next on the calendar. But I’m sorry, all these extra painted-on eyes are seriously freaking me out. Are we sure Micaela knows it’s Valentine’s Day this Sunday, and not Halloween? Oh well. At least on the plus side, I’m sure this makes it a whole lot easier to look Micaela in the eyes when she’s talking to you…

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Micaela Schaefer Forgot To Dress To Please

February 3rd, 2016

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Here’s Germany’s #1 greatest tourist attraction Micaela Schaefer at the Zoolander 2 premiere in Berlin, and I know it’s a fancy movie premiere and all that, but I have to say, I’m a little disappointed in Micaela’s choice of outfit here. Where’s the lingerie, or the body paint? I mean, I guess maybe the dress code said black tie, but in that case, why not wear some of those classy black censored bars instead? Those go with everything.

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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Dress

December 22nd, 2015

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OK, so I know you’re probably not used to seeing Micaela Schaefer wearing this much clothing, but take a few deep breaths. We’ll get through this difficult time together. According to my sources, Micaela’s working at a German lingerie store for a photo-op in these shots. And look on the bright side, even when the world’s best-dressed hot nobody shows up somewhere overdressed, she’s still wearing half the clothes of your average hottie. So enjoy.

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I Know What That Baby Wants For Christmas!

December 16th, 2015

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Looks like Christmas came early this year for a few lucky Germans, because here’s our #1 best-dressed hot nobody of all-time Micaela Schaefer drawing a crowd in one of her best outfits yet for a Christmas-themed photoshoot. And no, I’m not sure why they got a baby involved either. If they wanted someone to drool all over themselves and be incapable of speech around Micaela, they could’ve just asked me instead.

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Micaela Schaefer is Still The Best Dressed

December 4th, 2015

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According to my sources, my current favorite German Micaela Schaefer is at some party at a hair salon in these shots. But personally, I prefer to think this is just how she walks around all the time. Although actually, this outfit is probably a little conservative for our #1 best-dressed hot nobody. Where’s the body paint and black censored bars? I guess now that it’s starting to get cold out Micaela has to cover up more. What a shame.

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Micaela Schaefer Goes Hairless For Halloween

October 29th, 2015

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Normally, I’m a big fan of Micaela Schaefer‘s holiday “outfits”, but I’m not so sure about this latest one. And no, I don’t mean because of the bald cap — I’m sure that’s doing the trick for at least some of you perverts out there. I mean the fact that she’s wearing entirely too much body paint for this skeleton costume. What happened to a couple tiny pumpkin pasties and calling it a day? Or better yet, nothing but a pair of those black, censored bars. Now that’d be really scary.

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Greatest Spokesmodel Ever

October 15th, 2015

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Here’s the best-dressed hot nobody of all-time Micaela Schaefer at another one of her awesome promotional events in Germany somewhere. Now, as per usual, I have absolutely no clue what Micaela is promoting with this outfit, all I know is, I suddenly have an overwhelming desire to take out my wallet and ask how much. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Really Knows How To Pump It Good!

October 12th, 2015

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Here’s Micaela Schaefer and her friends Mia Julia Bruckner, Maria Mia and RoxxyX pumping gas topless. I’ve always said that Micaela is the best dressed nobody ever and once again she proves it. You know after she’s done pumping fuel into cars, I have something for her to pump in between my legs. OW! Also, below are some pics of her at an event, but since she’s wearing clothes who cares.

         
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Micaela Schaefer Gets Topless For Men’s Underwear

October 6th, 2015

No, this is not Micaela Schaefer‘s first ever gang bang porn video, it’s her showcasing some brand of men’s underwear. Obviously, I had to blur out her amazingly stupid funbags because advertisers in the USA have pickles up their a$$es, but if you really want to see them, it’s not hard. Just do a Google search. Enjoy.

         
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Micaela Schaefer Is Still Best Dressed

September 8th, 2015

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Here’s the world’s best dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer doing one of her patented holiday-themed photoshoots in Berlin. And according to my sources, this time she’s wearing next to nothing to celebrate the start of Oktoberfest. And as great as this is, I think we need to start making up more holidays ASAP so Micaela can do these shoots on a more regular basis. How about National Pants Fire Day? Hell, with Micaela dressed up like this, I could celebrate that every day. Write your congressman and let’s make it happen.

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