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Miley Cyrus Underboob Action

April 16th, 2018

I guess I should’ve known Miley Cyrus would go to Coachella, considering it totally fits with her whole hipster/hippie thing. But I’m happy to report that it looks like she didn’t go dressed in some lame wannabe flower child outfit this year. Nope. All I’m seeing is some old-school Miley underboob instead. And me and the Little Tuna definitely approve. Here’s hoping she’ll bring it back out for an encore.

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Miley Cyrus Gets Spanked For Easter

April 2nd, 2018

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According to my sources, it was Easter Sunday yesterday. And since I figured we should probably do something to celebrate, here’s a little something to help you all get into the holiday spirit: Miley Cyrus in lingerie and bunny ears getting spanked by some lucky bastard in an Easter bunny costume. And if that’s not the true meaning of Easter, then I guess I don’t know what is. Happy Easter everybody!

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Miley Cyrus’ Tongue Is Back Out!

March 15th, 2018

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That Miley Cyrus Wonderland photoshoot is the gift that just keeps on giving, because I found a couple more pictures from that magazine spread. Only in these, Miley is doing her signature pose: tongue out, chest out, booty out. It’s a classic. And you guys know I always love it when Miley plays the hits. Here’s hoping we get her licking the floor topless for an encore.

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More Miley Cyrus Goodness

March 7th, 2018

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Here are even more pictures of Miley Cyrus from her latest Wonderland magazine spread. As you know, I am a fan of Miley, but she didn’t do her trademark tongue pose and it ain’t a real Miley Cyrus photoshoot if her tongue ain’t sticking out. I mean, it’s like eating peanut butter and jelly without any peanut butter.

         
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More Miley Cyrus Is A Wonderland

March 2nd, 2018

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Here are more pics from Miley Cyrus‘ Wonderland shoot. I’m digging this whole pink vibe and I hope that she keeps up with this kind of content. Bella Thorne is stealing her thunder and it’s time Miley shows her who’s boss!!!

         
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Miley Cyrus Is A Wonderland

February 28th, 2018

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For a while there, Miley Cyrus was pretending to be some boring, wholesome country girl and I guess the act didn’t help her sell any more records, because it looks like she’s finally back to her old self. It’s about time. Anyway, here she is on the cover of Wonderland‘s Spring Issue, and here’s hoping this is just the start of a major Miley hotness comeback. Fingers crossed.

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Miley Cyrus Does Valentine’s Day

February 15th, 2018

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I’m guessing you guys probably heard, but according to my sources it was Valentine’s Day yesterday. And at first I thought it was a little weird I didn’t hear from my former crush Miley Cyrus. But then I remembered that’s just our thing. You know, where I drool over her in lingerie and she pretends not to know/care that I exist. It’s one of the world’s greatest love stories. Anyway, I’m pretty sure these pictures were meant for me, not this Liam Hemsworth dude, but I’m happy to share, so enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus’ Sweet Side Boob

January 30th, 2018

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I’m pretty sure these were taken at the Grammys, and this is why I love Miley Cyrus so much. See, she could’ve posted pictures from the red carpet or some fancy after-party or something, but instead she does a backstage side boob photoshoot outside the door to the garbage room. And it’s still just as hot as anyone else’s Grammy pictures. Hell, I bet Miley could’ve taken these inside the garbage room and they still would’ve been a five-alarm pants fire. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Is The Original Tongue Queen

September 28th, 2017

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I know I give Bella Thorne a lot of ink for her tongue skills, but let’s not forget who the true pioneer of hot nobody tongue action was. That’s right. Miley Cyrus was sticking hers out for the cameras long before Bella ever joined Snapchat. So here’s some throwback tongue action from Miley. And actually, this gives me a great idea: Bella and Miley should have a tongue fight to see who the real #1 is. Forget Mayweather/McGregor, I guarantee that’d set a new pay-per-view record.

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Miley Cyrus Nude For David LaChapelle And Booty Slap

September 19th, 2017

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I don’t really understand the whole prison theme, but after weeks and months of complaining that Miley Cyrus is getting too wholesome now that she’s gone country, I’m definitely not going to complain about Miley going fully naked for some new photoshoot. Instead, I’m just going to cross my fingers this means the old attention-seeking, booty short-wearing, topless selfie-posting Miley is back. Here’s hoping!

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Miley Cyrus Is A Wannabe Flower Child

September 6th, 2017

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really starting to hate this whole wholesome country star thing that Miley Cyrus is going for these days. I mean, does she really think photoshoots of her fully-dressed in a field is going to sell more albums than paparazzi shots of her hitting the club in nothing but a pair of booty shorts and nipple pasties? Sex sells. Wholesome doesn’t. Trust me on this.

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Miley Cyrus’s Labour Day Bikini

September 4th, 2017

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I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh%t over the years: dolphins, oversized inflatable pool toys. But before you ask, no, I’m not jealous of this dude in the giant pink pig head. I mean, sure, the lucky bastard got to live out one of my dreams: standing within 5 feet of a bikini-wearing Miley Cyrus. But just look at the tiny eye holes on that thing. I’ve got a much better view from behind my computer screen.

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More Miley Cyrus As A Sexy Cowgirl In Cosmo

August 4th, 2017

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Yesterday, I had video from Miley Cyrus‘ shoot for the September issue of Cosmopolitan, but today I’ve got the rest of the pictures for you below. Including one of Miley in some seriously short Daisy Dukes. And you know, I take it all back. If this is how she’s going to dress, maybe Miley going country isn’t such a bad thing after all. Enjoy!

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