I just realized why Miley Cyrus hasn’t been doing any of her usual naked photoshoots or sexy tongue action recently… I’m pretty sure that now that she’s a judge on The Voice, people must be telling her she has to settle down and behave. And that’s total BS, as far as I’m concerned. I mean, c’mon. What do you think is going to get better ratings: this lame promotional photoshoot where Miley’s all covered up or this one where she’s licking the floor while topless? I rest my case.
OK, so I know this isn’t exactly the type of photoshoot we’re used to seeing from Miley Cyrus, but listen, it’s Variety, not Terry Richardson. Which means no topless pictures and/or those dreaded black censored bars. But hey, when it comes to Miley, I’ll take what I can get. And at least she’s actually looking hot and giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers here, instead of wearing footie pajamas or whatever other weird-ass stoner outfits she’s always going out in. So enjoy. I know I will.
I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new Miley Cyrus hotness, but good news: everyone’s favorite pop star got back on Instagram for some new bikini pictures and tongue action. So here she is posing with a cute pooch and a pig, and if Miley loves animals so much, how about posing with the Little Tuna next time? Call me!
So according to my sources, the big news here is that Miley Cyrus is supposedly wearing her engagement ring in these pictures, which I guess is a sign that she’s back with the less-famous Hemsworth brother again. But personally, I’m way more concerned with what Miley isn’t wearing here — aka a see-through shirt or nipple pasties or any of those other great outfits we’re used to seeing on her. Here’s hoping it’s just a phase and Miley isn’t going normal on us now that she’s engaged (again). Now that’d be worth getting worked up over.
Here’s why Miley Cyrus is hands down my #1 favorite pop star and always will be: because while all those other young hotties out there like Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez are busy worrying about their “brand” and projecting the right public image, Miley is posing for “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots where she licks a hardwood floor while topless. And you know, on the off-chance this whole music thing doesn’t work out for Miley, I think she could have a great second career as a maid… I know I’d hire her to clean my floors. Yow.
Here’s Miley Cyrus posing naked for yet another magazine and you know, it got me thinking… I’ve been trying to get Miley to get naked for me for years now with no luck. But maybe I’ve just been going about it all wrong — forget indecent Twitter proposals and blog posts, what I should really be doing is starting my own faux artsy magazine and pretend I’m interested in making a “statement”. Hey, it worked for these guys, why couldn’t it work for me too?
I know we’re used to sexy videos from Miley Cyrus, but unless you’re a serious pervert (and if I know my readers, that means at least a few of you), chances are you’re not going to be able to enjoy Miley’s latest music video for “BB Talk.” That’s because instead of twerking or getting naked or sticking her tongue out, she dresses up like a giant baby and throws a temper tantrum. Basically, Miley is trolling us. And I dig it.
I think this might be the most covered-up we’ve seen Miley Cyrus in weeks, and I blame the whole Christmas special thing for the fact that Miley isn’t breaking out any see-through shirts or sex toys here. Oh well, at least she’s still giving the cameras some of her patented tongue action. I’m glad to see she’s still got some
bad good habits left. Enjoy.
If you missed out on Cyber Monday, not to worry, because I’ve got something even better than 15% off ugly sweaters or whatever lame sales people were pushing yesterday. Because here’s Miley Cyrus leaving a club in New York with her shirt half off and giving us a peek at her bra. And sure, I know it’s not quite as good as that weird orange jumpsuit being 100% off, but hey, it’s still a lot better than 2 for 1 socks, right? Enjoy.
Miley Cyrus has gotten naked for fashion mag photoshoots so many times over the years, I can barely keep track of them all. But here’s her latest for V Magazine, featuring Miley wearing her favorite outfit: her birthday suit. Hell, at this point, it might be more newsworthy when someone does a photoshoot of Miley actually wearing clothes. Not that I’m complaining, of course. Enjoy.
Here’s Miley Cyrus at the Los Angeles LGBT Center’s 46th Anniversary Gala Vanguard Awards licking a piano… for charity, I guess? Hey, it’s doing the trick for me. Anyway, all I know is, Miley can’t keep her tongue to herself, and she can’t seem to go anywhere without licking something. Speaking of which, I really need to figure out a way to get her over to my place one of these days…
Here’s everybody’s favorite hot weirdo Miley Cyrus wearing one of her weirdest outfits yet. According to my sources, it was to perform at some annual charity variety show for James Franco’s Bar Mitzvah. And now that I know Miley’s available for birthday parties, I’m going to try to get her to play mine next. I don’t care what songs she does. As long as she shows up dressed like this, it’ll be worth every penny.
Here’s Miley Cyrus heading to the Saturday Night Live after-party. I didn’t see the show, but I managed to watch her performance and noticed she got all emotional as she sang and played piano to a terrible song. I was feeling her pain too… well my ears were. I wanted to post the video, but YouTube keeps taking it down. If you really want to view it, don’t be lazy and find it yourself. Anyway, I do dig her outfit here. Even though it’s very try-hard, I like the fact that Miley keeps wanting to shock us even though unless she walks around with something stuck up one of her privates nothing is going to surprise us anymore.