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Miley Cyrus Topless In V Magazine

July 3rd, 2015

I guess these pictures of Miley Cyrus in V Magazine are supposed to be “art” or something, like every fashion mag photoshoot these days. And you know, I don’t really understand a lot of art, but I know what I like. And no, I can’t tell you why Miley’s topless and holding a painted pineapple here, but I do know I’d love to get a copy of it framed and hang it in my bathroom.

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Miley Cyrus’ Red Hot Cleavage

June 17th, 2015

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As far as publicity stunts go, it’s not quite getting naked with a pig for a magazine cover, but here’s Miley Cyrus attending the 2015 amfAR Inspiration Gala in New York with some dude in a dress. And normally, I’d complain about anything that takes the focus off my favorite pop star and her red carpet hotness, but luckily, it’s not much of a contest. Miley’s clearly got way better cleavage.

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Miley Cyrus Naked With A Pig!!!

June 9th, 2015

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I’m betting you probably weren’t expecting to see a picture of Miley Cyrus naked, covered in mud and hugging a pig today, but by now, I’ve learned to expect pretty much anything from Miley. So enjoy her Paper Magazine cover, and hey, maybe now that we know Miley doesn’t mind getting up close and personal with a creature that lives in its own filth, she’ll do a sexy photoshoot with a blogger next!

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Miley Cyrus Gets Naughty In Her Bikini

June 3rd, 2015

I’m pretty sure this latest pair of sexy bikini pictures from Miley Cyrus was originally supposed to go to my inbox, but I guess everybody’s favorite pop star accidentally posted them to her Instagram instead. But either way, I’m not complaining, because it’s been way too long since we’ve got any new bikini shots or sexy tongue action from Miley. I just hope she’s a little more careful next time, because there’s a lot of weirdos and perverts out there on the Internet…

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Miley Cyrus Is A Naughty Blond

May 14th, 2015

Miley Cyrus is just the gift that keeps on giving for a celebrity blogger. Because when she’s not doing topless “artsy” photoshoots, she’s showing up to events like the Adult Swim Upfront Party wearing an outfit made entirely out of bandanas, or skipping the middleman and posting even hotter pictures to Instagram. Which means I get to do even less work than normal. I might get to take a third nap today, as opposed to my usual two. Thanks Miley!

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Miley Cyrus Wears Clothes At The MET Gala

May 5th, 2015

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So it was the MET Gala last night, which, for those of you who don’t know, is essentially a big, fancy party that I’m not invited to. Oh, and it’s also filled with a whole bunch of hotties trying to outdo each other in the fashion department. Although since I wasn’t there, I’m not really sure who they were all trying to impress. Weird. Anyway, let’s just enjoy these Miley Cyrus pictures, so all that hard work didn’t go to waste.

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Miley Cyrus Gets Naughty For V Magazine

May 4th, 2015

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It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new photoshoots from Miley Cyrus, but here’s her latest, and it’s a good one: another sexy shoot for V Magazine. The only problem I have with these is that they’re Polaroids again. I mean, I know it’s supposed to be “artsy” and everything, but it’s just such a waste. If you’re going to get Miley to pose with no pants on, the least you could do is invite someone with a real camera. Like I always say, my phone takes great pictures. Or better than this, at least.

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Thumbs Up For Miley Cyrus And Her Bikini Top

May 1st, 2015

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Who has two thumbs and likes seeing Miley Cyrus in a bikini? …Hmm, wait, actually, I guess the answer to that is “everyone.” But either way, we’re all in luck, thanks to these latest paparazzi shots of Miley out in LA. And I don’t know about you guys, but my thumbs aren’t the only things that are up right now. I’m talking about my heart rate. Jeez, get your minds out of the gutter, you sickos.

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Miley Cyrus’s Booty Show

April 23rd, 2015

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I’m 99% sure that Miley Cyrus is just grabbing something from her car here, and not leaning in to give some lucky dude a price quote, but hey, a guy can still dream. And there’s a lot of fantasy-worthy material in these shots, from Miley’s sweet, leggings-wearing booty to the peek we’re getting at her sexy stomach. So to all you wannabe celebs out there, take note: if you want to become a professional hottie like Miley, this is how you should be running errands — in nothing but spandex and a sports bra, and in full view of the paps. Bravo.

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Miley Cyrus Hikes It

April 17th, 2015

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I thought it was supposed to be unseasonably hot in LA these last few months, but I guess the heat wave’s over, because Miley Cyrus is looking a little chilly in these shots. And I don’t know about you guys, but that’s got temperatures in my pants region rising steadily. I think I might have to open a window or something to cool down. Yow.

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Miley Cyrus Disappoints

March 23rd, 2015

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As you all know, I love Miley Cyrus as much as the next red-blooded pervert, but I get paid the big bucks in McDonald’s coupons to tell the truth, and the truth is, these pictures are kind of disappointing. See, when I hear that Miley “hosted” an evening at some Las Vegas nightclub, I picture pasties and booty shorts, not this boring leg show. The good news is, if I know Miley, we’ll hopefully be getting another set of topless Polaroids soon to make up for it. Fingers crossed.

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Miley Cyrus Works It At Trader Joe’s

February 26th, 2015

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According to my sources, we’re getting this peek at Miley Cyrus‘ sexy stomach thanks to her making a trip to Trader Joe’s. And I know some people dig the whole “stars, they’re just like us!” thing, but not me. Forget pushing a shopping cart and running errands, I prefer to see hotties like Miley partying in nothing but pasties. Unless she wanted to combine the two, in which case I’d be OK with that. And I guarantee nobody at Trader Joe’s would mind either.

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Miley Cyrus Knows How To Dress

February 23rd, 2015

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Here’s Miley Cyrus at the Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2015 Womenswear Collection Presentation, aka the latest opportunity for her to show off what a good role model she is to young hotties everywhere. Because I think a lot of women out there could learn from Miley when it comes to how to dress for classy events to give yours truly a raging pants fire. I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that the whole reason hotties show up to these things?

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Miley Cyrus Does The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

February 9th, 2015

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Well, looks like I lost my over/under on how much skin Miley Cyrus would be showing at the Grammys last night (I had over 75%), but that’s alright. I’m still digging her tight black dress here, even if I think she could’ve looked even better if she’d just rotated those cutouts over a few inches. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess.

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