I can barely remember the last time we got new pictures from Milla Jovovich, but I’m pretty sure I remember her looking a lot better than this. Anyway, I just checked and it turns out she’s 40 now, so I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised that she doesn’t look as hot as she used to 20 years ago, even though the former model’s still doing the same weirdo topless shoots — this one’s for POP Magazine‘s Fall/Winter issue — but c’mon. When hotties like Elizabeth Hurley can keep it up into their 50s, what’s Milla’s excuse?
Today’s extra catch consists of Kristin Chenoweth, Milla Jovovich, Maya Stojan, Pixie Lott, Priyanka Chopra, Laura Whitmore, Eliza Doolittle, Julianne Hough, Keira Knightley, Yvonne Strahovski, Sophia Bush, Gemma Chan, Amal Fashanu, Lizzie Cundy, Amy Willerton, Tanya Burr, Claire Danes, Gillian Anderson, Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth, The Cheeky Girls.
Today’s extra catch consists of Kristen Stewart, Milla Jovovich, Rose Byrne, Rihanna, Natalia Vodianova, Kelly Brook, Kate Hudson, Katherine Jenkins, LeAnn Rimes, Wendy Williams, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Tanya Dziahileva, Maggie Q, Jessica Biel, Malin Akerman, Lala Anthony.
When I woke up this morning and saw that every single sexy model, actress, and famous-for-nothing babe showed up to amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS event in Cannes, I was extremely pissed off that I was not invited. I guess, the invitation must have got lost in the mail because I’m sure that Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Eva Herzigova, Kylie Minogue, Izabel Goulart, Olivia Palermo, Karly Kloss, Rosario Dawson, Jessica Chastain, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Isabeli Fontana, Petra Nemcova, Toni Garn, Lily Donaldson, Karolina Kurkova, Irina Shayk, Jessica Hart, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Milla Jovovich, Bianca Balti, Selita Ebanks and Tamara Ecclestone would have wanted the sexiest celeb blogger in the world there. At least that is what I’m telling myself.
Milla Jovovich used to be the sexiest piece ever, but judging by these bikini pictures motherhood hasn’t been to kind. Here she is showing off her lazy mom body in Maui with her family. I know I’ll get emails telling me I’m an ass and that she looks great for having a kid, but I’ll have to disagree. When you have MILF celebrities like Jessica Alba and Miranda Kerr, there are no excuses for anything less.
Today’s extra catch consists of Alessandra Ambrosio, Julia Kelly, Brooke Shields, Sarah Mitchell, Erika Jayne, January Jones, Julie Henderson, Elle Fanning, Alexa Chung, Milla Jovovich, Melanie Griffith, Christain Chapman, Rose McGowan, Christina Aguilera, Emma Roberts, Jenny McCarthy, Kyle Richards.