I’ll never understand why Victoria’s Secret cut ties with Miranda Kerr, considering she’s still one of the hottest women on the planet as far as I’m concerned. But after seeing her on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar Australia, I’m starting to think maybe it was just time for her to move past modeling lingerie and swimsuits and try something a little more challenging: like modeling her birthday suit. So far, so good, if you ask me. Enjoy.
I used to really dig this hottie advent calendar thing from LOVE Magazine, but after checking out the latest entry from Miranda Kerr, I’ve come to the conclusion that these videos are boring as hell this year. I mean, sure, I love seeing Miranda in lingerie as much as the next dude with a working set of eyes, but I can just go to the archives for that. So why not try something no one’s ever seen before? Like a hottie leg-wrestling a pasty blogger? It’s worth a shot at least. Call me.
According to my sources, these shots of Miranda Kerr practicing her selfie technique are from the Swarovski Star Raising for the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree in New York. But considering how smoking hot Miranda’s looking in these pictures, that’s not the only thing she raised, if you catch my drift… I’m talking about my pants tent, just to be clear. Yow.
According to my sources, the 22nd annual Elle Women in Hollywood Awards were held last night, and one of my all-time favorite hotties Miranda Kerr showed up. But I have to say, I’m a little surprised I wasn’t invited too. I mean, I do more for women in Hollywood than anyone. I give them advice on what to wear (bikinis and/or lingerie and/or nothing), let them know when they need to lose weight or get a boob job, and give great career advice (see: the boob job thing). If that’s not worthy of a lifetime achievement award, I don’t know what is. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess.
Miranda Kerr may not be a Victoria’s Secret Angel anymore, but she’s still one of the hottest supermodels in the world as far as I’m concerned. And I’m guessing the same goes for anyone else with a working set of eyes. Anyway, here’s Miranda out during Milan Fashion Week, and I’m telling you, this girl would look just as hot wearing a garbage bag as she does in lingerie. Although, if it were up to me, I’d still take the lingerie every time. I guess I’m just old-fashioned like that. Enjoy.
I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today: Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Lily Donaldson, Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, and Anja Rubik… And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know.
All these years, I’ve been trying to crack the code and figure out how to convince one of these crazy-hot supermodels I’m always writing about to finally date me. And after seeing these pictures of mega-hottie Miranda Kerr with her billionaire boyfriend Evan Spiegel, aka the nerd behind Snapchat, I think I finally figured it out: you need to be filthy rich. That, or the guy’s got all Miranda’s private Snaps saved as blackmail. Either way, I wish I’d thought of it first.
I’ll never understand why Victoria’s Secret dropped Miranda Kerr as one of their Angels, because for my money, she’s still hands down one of the top five hottest women in the world. Here she is helping launch a special collection she designed for Swarovski and that isn’t the only thing those perfect stems of hers are launching right now, if you catch my drift. Yow!
I’m not 100% sure what this latest Miranda Kerr photoshoot is for, and I’m too lazy to look it up. So instead I’m just going to guess. And considering how smoking hot Miranda’s looking here, I’m going to go ahead and assume she’s either become the new brand ambassador for Kleenex or she’s selling a line of hottie-endorsed fire extinguishers. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to have to go out and pick up more of both after this.
Miranda Kerr showed up in New York yesterday, looking smoking hot as usual and drawing a crowd. Although I bet Miranda would look just as good wearing a garbage bag, and if she’s game, I’d be interested to put that theory to the test. I’ve been strategically ripping holes in a few bags just in case. Call me!
All due respect to Selena Gomez, but I’m pretty sure Miranda Kerr just leap-frogged her as the world’s hottest celebrity sneaker model with these shots of her launching something called Reebok Skyscape in Tokyo. Because forget the shoes, seeing that perfect booty of Miranda’s in those jeans is definitely making me want to get into better shape. In fact, I think I might have to up it to three forearm workouts a day after this.
According to my sources, this solid booty show Miranda Kerr is putting on here is for some new commercial she’s shooting. And I’m not sure what company it’s for, but if I had to guess, it’s either Kleenex or Kirkland sweatpants. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to need to run out and buy more of both after this.
I may not be a big fan of Terry Richardson, call me jealous if you want (because I am), but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: the guy’s a pro when it comes to getting hot models topless. Like these shots he did of Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar. Anyway, I don’t know how he does it, but I’m assuming having a camera helps.
According to my sources, Miranda Kerr just touched down in Tokyo in these shots, and everyone’s trying to figure out how the super-hot supermodel managed to look this good after taking a 17-hour flight halfway around the world. But that’s easy: she’s one of the hottest women in the world. I bet Miranda would look just as smoking hot after living in a pile of pizza boxes for 36 hours. And if she ever wants to put that to the test, I’d be happy to make some more room in my mom’s basement. Call me.