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Miranda Kerr Ass-umes The Best Position Ever!

August 25th, 2015

I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today: Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Lily Donaldson, Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, and Anja Rubik… And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know.

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Want To Date A Supermodel? Make Sure You’re Super Rich

August 13th, 2015

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All these years, I’ve been trying to crack the code and figure out how to convince one of these crazy-hot supermodels I’m always writing about to finally date me. And after seeing these pictures of mega-hottie Miranda Kerr with her billionaire boyfriend Evan Spiegel, aka the nerd behind Snapchat, I think I finally figured it out: you need to be filthy rich. That, or the guy’s got all Miranda’s private Snaps saved as blackmail. Either way, I wish I’d thought of it first.

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Miranda Kerr Because She Is Beautiful

July 3rd, 2015

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I’ll never understand why Victoria’s Secret dropped Miranda Kerr as one of their Angels, because for my money, she’s still hands down one of the top five hottest women in the world. Here she is helping launch a special collection she designed for Swarovski and that isn’t the only thing those perfect stems of hers are launching right now, if you catch my drift. Yow!

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Miranda Kerr Works It Good In This Photoshoot

June 19th, 2015

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I’m not 100% sure what this latest Miranda Kerr photoshoot is for, and I’m too lazy to look it up. So instead I’m just going to guess. And considering how smoking hot Miranda’s looking here, I’m going to go ahead and assume she’s either become the new brand ambassador for Kleenex or she’s selling a line of hottie-endorsed fire extinguishers. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to have to go out and pick up more of both after this.

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Miranda Kerr’s Hotness Returns!

June 9th, 2015

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Miranda Kerr showed up in New York yesterday, looking smoking hot as usual and drawing a crowd. Although I bet Miranda would look just as good wearing a garbage bag, and if she’s game, I’d be interested to put that theory to the test. I’ve been strategically ripping holes in a few bags just in case. Call me!

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Miranda Kerr Knows How To Sell Things

April 16th, 2015

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All due respect to Selena Gomez, but I’m pretty sure Miranda Kerr just leap-frogged her as the world’s hottest celebrity sneaker model with these shots of her launching something called Reebok Skyscape in Tokyo. Because forget the shoes, seeing that perfect booty of Miranda’s in those jeans is definitely making me want to get into better shape. In fact, I think I might have to up it to three forearm workouts a day after this.

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Miranda Kerr’s Booty Works It

February 9th, 2015

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According to my sources, this solid booty show Miranda Kerr is putting on here is for some new commercial she’s shooting. And I’m not sure what company it’s for, but if I had to guess, it’s either Kleenex or Kirkland sweatpants. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to need to run out and buy more of both after this.

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Miranda Kerr Does Terry Richardson

January 9th, 2015

I may not be a big fan of Terry Richardson, call me jealous if you want (because I am), but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: the guy’s a pro when it comes to getting hot models topless. Like these shots he did of Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar. Anyway, I don’t know how he does it, but I’m assuming having a camera helps.

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Miranda Kerr’s Hotness Hits Tokyo

December 10th, 2014

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According to my sources, Miranda Kerr just touched down in Tokyo in these shots, and everyone’s trying to figure out how the super-hot supermodel managed to look this good after taking a 17-hour flight halfway around the world. But that’s easy: she’s one of the hottest women in the world. I bet Miranda would look just as smoking hot after living in a pile of pizza boxes for 36 hours. And if she ever wants to put that to the test, I’d be happy to make some more room in my mom’s basement. Call me.

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Miranda Kerr’s Cleavage Rules!

October 2nd, 2014

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I guess I didn’t give Miranda Kerr‘s funbags as much attention as she would’ve liked yesterday, because here she is at Paris Fashion Week again with an even more drool-worthy cleavage show for us today. Well, I’m definitely paying attention now. Two killer outfits in two days? Miranda must be trying to send a signal that she wants me. Or maybe I’m just hallucinating that part. I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that second slice of pizza I found behind the couch this morning.

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Miranda Kerr Because She Is Super Hot

October 1st, 2014

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Since this Paris Fashion Week seems to be the gift that just keeps on giving when it comes to hot celebs trying to outdo one another in the cleavage department, now here’s Miranda Kerr showing off some serious skin. Unfortunately, her dress is see-through in all the wrong places, but I think you’ll all agree that it’s still pretty great. But as sweet as this is, I’m still waiting for Micaela Schaefer to come in and blow this competition out of the water. I’m pretty sure she’d show up wearing nothing but 2 buttons. Maybe 3 if she was feeling modest. So keep those fingers crossed!

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Miranda Kerr Is Simply Amazing!

August 4th, 2014

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Leave all the stupid gossip about her ex and that teenage lesbian getting into a slap fight for the other blogs, because it’s about time the rest of us get back to focusing on what’s really important when it comes to Miranda Kerr: her pants-meltingly hot photoshoots. So here’s her latest, and if you want to get into a fight with anyone, do it with the lucky bastard here who just got paid to live out every dude’s biggest fantasy. Now that’s something actually worth getting jealous about.

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Miranda Kerr Causes Douche Fights!

July 30th, 2014

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Apparently the gossip blog world is going nuts today with news that Orlando Bloom and that teenage lesbian Justin Bieber were “fighting” over Miranda Kerr in Spain. There might have even been a punch thrown. Stop the presses. Anyway, after seeing these pictures of how good she was looking, I can’t really blame them. But forget both those losers. What Miranda really needs is just a nice, quiet, normal guy to help her get out of the spotlight for a while. And I think I’d be perfect. I mean, I barely leave the couch. Hm, that sounded better in my head.

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Miranda Kerr’s Perfection

July 18th, 2014

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I didn’t think Miranda Kerr could get any more perfect after those pictures we saw of her out in New York yesterday, but this is one time I’m definitely glad to be proven wrong. Because here’s Miranda just leaving her building and still drawing a crowd, and I don’t blame them. I could stand around and watch this woman do pretty much anything. Although if I could choose, it’d probably involve bending over to tie her shoes or doing jumping jacks. Hmm, I wonder if Miranda takes requests.

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