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Meet The New Miss Universe

January 27th, 2015

Paulina Vega

According to my sources (and, well, these pictures), the new Miss Universe has been crowned. And once again, those chump judges didn’t go with my pick. But I’m going to let it slide this time, because I’ve got to admit, they made a pretty good call with Miss Columbia Paulina Vega here. I mean, you can’t really go wrong, although I still wish they had included “Willingness to Date a Pasty Blogger” as one of their judging criteria. Maybe next year.

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New Miss Universe Gabriela Isler Has A Lot To Learn

November 22nd, 2013

In case you guys didn’t know, there’s a new Miss Universe these days, and it’s Venezuelan hottie Gabriela Isler. Here she is making one of her first public appearances at the 14th annual Latin Grammys, and while I’m not gonna knock the choice (even though I got left off the judges’ panel once again), I’m a little disappointed in Gabriela and her cleavage cover-up here. I know Miss Universe is pretty strict with their “code of conduct” or whatever, but they just want to avoid public scandals, not showing any skin whatsoever. I’m willing to let it slide though since Gabriela’s new. She’ll get the hang of it soon. She’s just got to remember to treat every day like it’s the swimsuit competition and she’ll do great.

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Miss Universe Contestants Dress Up

December 19th, 2012

Miss Universe

I never watch beauty pageants on TV so I didn’t know there was a costume portion. Why? I don’t know. Nonetheless, I like to play dress up with the ladies at times and I’d be more than willing to with each and everyone of these contestants. Especially, Miss El Salvador. Call me.

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