According to my sources (and, well, these pictures), the new Miss Universe has been crowned. And once again, those chump judges didn’t go with my pick. But I’m going to let it slide this time, because I’ve got to admit, they made a pretty good call with Miss Columbia Paulina Vega here. I mean, you can’t really go wrong, although I still wish they had included “Willingness to Date a Pasty Blogger” as one of their judging criteria. Maybe next year.