Here’s Nikki Leigh busting out her awesome cleavage for the premiere of The Wedding Ringer in LA, and it got me thinking that we haven’t seen Nikki in months. I wonder if she got scared off by all that talk about meeting my mom. I knew we moved from Twitter girlfriend to future ex-wife too fast. But not to worry, Nikki. I’m cool with taking things slow from now on. We’ll start with some casual motorboating and work our way up from there. Call me!