It’s time to take a break from all that SI Swimsuit Issue hotness to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming. AKA more pictures of hot supermodels wearing as little clothing as possible. So here’s Nina Agdal on the cover of the March issue of Maxim, and in my professional opinion, Nina wearing nothing beats Nina wearing a swimsuit any day of the week. It’s just simple math, really. Enjoy.
Alright, so I’ve showed you who made the cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and who should’ve made the cover, now here’s the best of the rest: Lais Ribeiro, Ana De Paula, Kelly Gale, Rose Bertram, Myla Dalbesio, Samantha Hoopes, Hannah Davis, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Bo Krsmanovic, McKenna Berkley, Bianca Balti, Nina Agdal, and Kate Bock. I tried to pick a favorite out of these girls, but then remembered I didn’t have to — I can just drool over them all at once. Sometimes it’s good to be the boss.
I know I don’t do as many posts on Nina Agdal anymore as I used to, but let’s be honest, my former #1 favorite hottie isn’t as hot as she used to be either. But she just did a topless shoot for Health Magazine, and Nina’s looking a lot better than I remembered. I don’t know if this is my “dream body,” like the cover says, but it’s definitely pretty damn close. Enjoy.
Looks like I might have spoken too soon yesterday when I said that Nina Agdal needed to start stepping her hotness game up if she wanted more attention from me and the Little Tuna these days. Because my former #1 favorite hottie just dropped this amazing teaser video for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and she’s definitely got our attention again. For the next 30, 45 seconds at least, anyway. Enjoy.
Back in the day, I used to do a minimum of three Nina Agdal posts a week, and I don’t know if it’s me or her, but my former #1 favorite hottie just hasn’t been looking as hot as she used to lately. In fact, I’m pretty sure I haven’t done a single post on her in almost six months. I guess I’ve just moved on. But here’s a new bikini photoshoot from the Dutch model for old times sake. Although if Nina wants to get that weekly Tuna coverage again, I’m going to need a little more from her than this. I figure a few “leaked” topless selfies sent to my inbox would probably do the trick. Only one way to find out…
Some models are like a fine wine, they get better as they age: Cindy Crawford, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio to name a few. That’s not the case with Nina Agdal. She is now 24 and judging by this photoshoot, way past her prime. Maybe it’s just the most awful uninspired photoshoot I’ve ever seen or maybe Nina is no longer cute. Hopefully, she found a rich dude to take care of her and if not, it would be wise that she doesn’t post these in her modelling portfolio. This won’t even attract a 30K a year “millionaire”.
Nina Agdal may not be my #1 favorite bikini model anymore (and no, it’s not just because I’m bitter she never responded to any of my Twitter marriage proposals). But she’s still a total hottie, and here she is at the Sports Illustrated Summer of Swim Fan Festival reminding us all that she’s still got it. And by “it,” I mean the ability to give me a raging pants fire in under 2.5 seconds, of course. Enjoy!
It’s already mid-August, which means summer’s almost over, and we’ve got to make sure to make the most of what’s left. So stop whatever you’re doing and make sure to enjoy this great bikini photoshoot from Nina Agdal, AKA one of the world’s hottest bikini models, for SI’s Summer of Swim. I figure it’s hot enough to last me until at least the end of
summer this sentence. Enjoy.
I know it’s been a while since I’ve done any new posts on Nina Agdal, but that doesn’t mean I forgot about my former #1 favorite hottie. Just that I got distracted by all the other smoking hot bikini babes out there. But don’t worry, here’s a brand-new photoshoot featuring Nina and a few friends at the beach. And here’s hoping there’s a lot more where this came from. Enjoy.
I have no clue when this video of Nina Agdal dancing in bikini was taken, but I am sure glad it exists. If only it was 15 minutes longer, I could have used it for my daily “rub down” ritual.
The good news: Sports Illustrated keeps throwing hottie-filled parties for the launch of their 2016 Swimsuit Issue; this time, it was a BBQ at some hotel in Miami. And Erin Heatherton, Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Tanya Mityushina, Kate Bock, Emily DiDonato, Kelly Rohrbach, Chanel Iman, Sofia Resing, Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal, Samantha Hoopes, Bo Krsmanovic, and Barbara Palvin all showed up. Except once again, nobody wore a bikini. Or body paint. Or even a one piece! I’m pretty sure they’re just screwing with me at this point. And I don’t appreciate it.
I don’t know about you guys, but when I hear that a whole bunch of SI models hit Miami Beach to celebrate the release of the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, I wasn’t exactly expecting to see them all wearing clothes… But here’s Barbara Palvin, Chanel Iman, Chrissy Teigen, Gigi Hadid, Hailey Clauson, Hannah Ferguson, Nina Agdal, and Robyn Lawley, and not a single one of them is in a swimsuit. I mean, the no bikinis on the red carpet thing I get, but come on, they’re at a beach!! This is just cruel.
Sports Illustrated threw a big party to celebrate their 2016 Swimsuit Issue last night, and invited a whole bunch of serious hotties. Including Bo Krsmanovic, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Hannah Davis, Samantha Hoopes, Chanel Iman, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Erin Heatherton, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Tanya Mityushina, Megan Williams, Kyra Santoro, Emily DiDonato, and Daniela Lopez Osorio. The only problem? You know, besides the fact that they didn’t also invite me and the Little Tuna? That they didn’t make it a pool party instead. Now that really would’ve taken this night to the next level…
In case you missed it, today’s one of my favorite holidays of the year. No, I’m not talking about President’s Day. Today’s the day Sports Illustrated officially releases the pictures from their 2016 Swimsuit Issue. And here’s a few of my favorites from hotties Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Chanel Iman, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Samantha Hoopes, Gigi Hadid, Tanya Mityushina, Erin Heatherton, Rose Bertram, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Bo Krsmanovic, Lily Aldridge, Emily DiDonato. If you ask me, Hannah should’ve gotten the cover just based on that killer split. Yow! Now that’s something actually worth celebrating. Sorry, George Washington.