I don’t know what Paz Vega‘s up to these days, it must be tough out there being the poor man’s Penelope Cruz when Penelope’s still smoking hot. But I guess Paz must be looking for work or something, because here she is busting out some nice red carpet cleavage at the InStyle pre-party for the 2015 Golden Globes. And that’s a surefire way for any forgotten hottie to get noticed again. So, if that’s the case, I’d love to offer Paz an acting gig: she can play my new girlfriend Penelope at Thanksgiving next week. My mom’s eyesight isn’t that great without her glasses these days anyway.