I’m still waiting for Peyton List to take “the next step” and go from former Disney hottie to posting daily bikini booty shows on Snapchat and/or Instagram. AKA the Bella Thorne and Miley Cyrus career path. But this latest photoshoot of her at the pool is a great start. Now she just needs to do this 2-3 times a week, and she’ll be on her way to A-list hot nobody status in no time. Practice makes perfect.
According to people who know these kinds of things, my new favorite former Disney hottie Peyton List is in Singapore. At least judging from these latest Snapchats of her at the pool, anyway. Although I don’t really understand how you can look at these pictures of Peyton in a bikini and focus on anything else. I’m being told there’s a city skyline behind her, but personally, I haven’t been able to see it yet. Maybe it’s like one of those Magic Eye things?
I’m not going to lie, I got pretty excited when I first saw this photoshoot Peyton List did for Kode Magazine. “Peyton’s Private Affair” sounds like a great party. But turns out me and the Little Tuna got excited over nothing, because the only thing we actually got invited to was an artsy neon-and-leather photoshoot starring the ex-Disney hottie. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad. But I was hoping for something a little more exciting.
Judging from this photoshoot, I guess Peyton List is branching out from her Disney career to get into the modeling business. I don’t know what magazine this is for and I’m way too lazy to look it up, but I do know that if Peyton really wants to make it big in this business, forget boring photoshoots. She needs to start dating a C-list blogger. All the big-name hotties do it. OK, not really. But they should!
I know I’ve done a couple posts on Peyton List before, but in case you forgot who she is, here’s a few new bikini pictures for a quick refresher on the super cute blonde. Oh, and she’s also apparently some Disney Channel star, but don’t worry, she’s 19. (I double-checked.) So enjoy the Insta-hotness, and here’s hoping Peyton’s career turns out like the rest of the former Disney hotties out there: with some kind of naked picture scandal in the next year or two. Fingers crossed!
I know I’ve done posts on this Peyton List hottie before, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever
creeped “researched” her Instagram. And I’m happy to report that she looks just as good in “candid” selfies as she does literally everywhere else. Phew. I’m sure you guys were all worried, right?
So, according to my sources, there’s currently two actresses out there named Peyton List, which makes it kind of confusing when I try to double-check and make sure this blonde hottie isn’t big trouble. And the fact that she just did a photoshoot for Tiger Beat doesn’t help much either. Anyway, after some of the most intensive research I’ve done in years (we’re talking a full 30 seconds worth), I’m happy to report that this Peyton List is 18, and now I’ve got a much better way to spend those 30 seconds. Enjoy.
So, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First, the good: according to my sources, former teenage troublemaker Peyton List turned 18 back in the spring, which means you can stop trying to flush your desktop and actually enjoy this photoshoot the former Disney Channel star did for Modeliste‘s October issue. But the cover promised “Peyton List as you’ve never seen her” and I’m not going to lie, I was kind of hoping that meant “completely naked.” But apparently not. Oh well. Maybe next time. Fingers crossed!
According to my sources, Comic Con happened over the weekend. And you’ll have to go somewhere else if you want to find out whatever new superhero movie made all the nerds mess their pants. But if you want to see what hotties showed up, I’ve got you covered. So here’s a few of my favorites who pretended to be “total nerds” and “comic fans” for a few days in exchange for the career bump: Sarah Wayne Callies, Jade Tailor, Sera Gamble, Stella Maeve, Genesis Rodriguez, Peyton List, Riley Voelkel, Phoebe Tonkin, January Jones, and Brianne Howey. Forget the Avengers. This is the only super lineup I care about.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you’re going to want to ignore these pictures of Peyton List out in West Hollywood. Because according to my sources, the Disney Channel star celebrated a birthday a few months back, but that just made her 17. Which means Peyton’s still trouble for another year until she turns 18. At which point, she’ll probably become a different kind of trouble, just like the rest of the former Disney stars. But until then, let’s move it along.
It’s kind of appropriate that Peyton List is at the premiere of some new movie called The Age of Adaline in these shots, because hopefully it’ll help remind you degenerates that the teenage troublemaker is still underage for another couple years. And since I don’t want to get anyone in trouble (especially not me), let’s all just move it along until then.
Before you degenerates get too excited about these pictures of Peyton List at the Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part I LA Premiere, I should probably warn you that Peyton’s only 16. But I’m sure you were probably just psyched to find a new up-and-coming actress to follow or remembered her from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies, right? Actually, if you said yes to that last one, it’s not much better. So I’d recommend just moving it along to be safe. Next!