So, according to my sources, there’s currently two actresses out there named Peyton List, which makes it kind of confusing when I try to double-check and make sure this blonde hottie isn’t big trouble. And the fact that she just did a photoshoot for Tiger Beat doesn’t help much either. Anyway, after some of the most intensive research I’ve done in years (we’re talking a full 30 seconds worth), I’m happy to report that this Peyton List is 18, and now I’ve got a much better way to spend those 30 seconds. Enjoy.
So, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First, the good: according to my sources, former teenage troublemaker Peyton List turned 18 back in the spring, which means you can stop trying to flush your desktop and actually enjoy this photoshoot the former Disney Channel star did for Modeliste‘s October issue. But the cover promised “Peyton List as you’ve never seen her” and I’m not going to lie, I was kind of hoping that meant “completely naked.” But apparently not. Oh well. Maybe next time. Fingers crossed!
According to my sources, Comic Con happened over the weekend. And you’ll have to go somewhere else if you want to find out whatever new superhero movie made all the nerds mess their pants. But if you want to see what hotties showed up, I’ve got you covered. So here’s a few of my favorites who pretended to be “total nerds” and “comic fans” for a few days in exchange for the career bump: Sarah Wayne Callies, Jade Tailor, Sera Gamble, Stella Maeve, Genesis Rodriguez, Peyton List, Riley Voelkel, Phoebe Tonkin, January Jones, and Brianne Howey. Forget the Avengers. This is the only super lineup I care about.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you’re going to want to ignore these pictures of Peyton List out in West Hollywood. Because according to my sources, the Disney Channel star celebrated a birthday a few months back, but that just made her 17. Which means Peyton’s still trouble for another year until she turns 18. At which point, she’ll probably become a different kind of trouble, just like the rest of the former Disney stars. But until then, let’s move it along.
It’s kind of appropriate that Peyton List is at the premiere of some new movie called The Age of Adaline in these shots, because hopefully it’ll help remind you degenerates that the teenage troublemaker is still underage for another couple years. And since I don’t want to get anyone in trouble (especially not me), let’s all just move it along until then.
Before you degenerates get too excited about these pictures of Peyton List at the Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part I LA Premiere, I should probably warn you that Peyton’s only 16. But I’m sure you were probably just psyched to find a new up-and-coming actress to follow or remembered her from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies, right? Actually, if you said yes to that last one, it’s not much better. So I’d recommend just moving it along to be safe. Next!
Today’s extra catch consists of Iggy Azalea, Kader Loth,Zoe Birkett, Peyton List, Jenna Elfman, Alex Jones, Eva Longoria, Leslie Mann,Madalina Ghenea, Alessandra Ambrosio,Micaela Schaefer, Yvonne Woelke, Ronja Hilbig,Mya, Mischa Barton,Katherine Schwarzenegger, Gwen Stefani, Zendaya Coleman, Paris Berelc, Stefanie Scott, Olivia Holt, Lucy Hale, Ava Sambora, Jessica Sanchez, Dove Cameron, Denise van Outen.
If you guys watch Mad Men, you’ll probably recognize Peyton List here as Roger Sterling’s ex, which means she’s got previous experience as a trophy wife — which is definitely good news as far as I’m concerned. See, I’m in the market for a new future ex-Mrs. Tuna at the moment, and after checking out these pictures of Peyton filming her new CW nerd show The Tomorrow People in skintight spandex pants, I think she could be perfect for the part. I have a feeling the two of us could make one another very unhappy someday. I know, I know, I shouldn’t get too ahead of myself, but I can’t help it. I’m just a hopeless romantic like that.
Today’s extra catch consists of Ashley Tisdale, Melanie Griffith, Shenae Grimes, Winter Ave Zoli, Peyton List, Jaimie Alexander, Darby Stanchfield, Giada De Laurentiis, Louise Roe, Marie Avgeropoulos, Lindy Booth, Isabel Lucas, Analeigh Tipton, Taryn Manning, Tricia Helfer, Bella Thorne, Rachael Taylor, Camilla Luddington, Julianne Hough, Ariana Grande, Cheryl Cole, Una Healy, Mollie King, Britney Spears, Gemma Chan, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba
Today’s extra catch consists of Chelsee Healey, Chrissy Teigen, Erin Cummings, Tenille Houston, Luciana Carro, Mei Melancon, Julianne Hough, Iliza Shlesinger, Helen Hunt, Tulisa Contostavlos, Charlotte Dawson, Kirsten Dunst, Ashley Tisdale, Helen Flanagan, Chloe Grace Moretz, Sharon Stone, Phoebe Price, Kendra Wilkinson, Peyton List.
Today’s extra catch consists of Sienna Miller, Nikki Leigh, Alyson Hannigan, Arielle Kebbel, Jessica Collins, Jennifer Coolidge, Anna Faris, Rachel Bilson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Marg Helgenberger, Dawn Olivieri, Peyton List, Elisabeth Harnois, Laura Whitmore, Lisa Snowdon.