I know Pia Mia Perez isn’t as big of a name as some of her fellow wannabe singer/model/hot nobodies, but I bet that changes after people see the photoshoot she did for Paper Mag. Because these pictures of her playing house are looking mighty tasty. Huh, I guess Pia might have some actual talent after all. Go figure.
Here’s up-and-coming singer/model/hot nobody Pia Mia Perez coming out of the AOL building in New York, and I was about to get all jealous that she’ll visit their website, but I still can’t convince a single hottie to come tour mine. But then I remembered that their headquarters is in Manhattan, and mine is in my mom’s basement, so nevermind. Plus, it’s kind of hard to stay upset after checking out Pia’s leg show. I mean, yes, I’m still all hot and bothered, but for entirely different reasons now. Enjoy.
I’ll probably never figure out how Terry Richardson manages to convince hotties like Pia Mia Perez here to do sexy photoshoots like this, but for some reason, I can’t. I mean, what’s the guy got that I don’t? You know, besides the respect of his peers, a studio that isn’t in his mom’s basement, and a camera that isn’t on his iPhone. I know, it just doesn’t make any sense to me either. Go figure.
Yikes. Here’s Pia Mia Perez leaving BBC Radio 1 studios in London and looking even more tired than I do after pulling a double shift — aka doing like 6 posts all at once. Anyway, I’m not sure what tuckered her out so much, since I’m pretty sure models do even less work than us bloggers. But since I’m kind of an expert when it comes to napping, I’d be more than happy to give Pia some pointers if she wants to bring over her PJs (and maybe a friend or three) and have a sleepover party. Call me!
It’s time for a round of one of my favorite games: check out these latest paparazzi photos and try to tell me, are these a pair of Hollywood hookers or famous teenagers? Not so easy, right? But if you answered celebrity teens, then congratulations, you might have a future as a pasty blogger. Because that’s Pia Mia Perez and her friend Kylie Jenner in these shots. Now I know Kylie’s still trouble, so I’ve got to be careful here. So all I’ll say is I’m looking forward to the day she turns 18 and officially gets into the family business just like her big sister Kim.
I’m not gonna lie, I was a little weirded out by these pictures of Pia Mia Perez crawling around on the beach when I first saw them. But it turns out she hasn’t gone insane trying to perfect the famous Jessica Alba bikini ass pose, she’s just filming a music video. And while I didn’t even realize Pia was a singer until five minutes ago, I’m pretty sure this just became my most anticipated music video of the year. I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t wait to watch this on mute 30-45 seconds at a time.
Good news, here’s a hottie at the Pitch Perfect 2 premiere that won’t get you in trouble: Pia Mia Perez. Actually, scratch that, because this leg show of Pia’s could still get you in trouble if you’re not careful. I’m pretty sure most offices these days frown on their employees taking their pants off at work, so you’re probably better off going to a Starbucks. The worst they can do is kick you out and call the cops.
Good news, perverts. Turns out Pia Mia Perez here is no longer trouble — well, at least not the kind that’ll get you locked up. Because according to my research, she turned 18 back in September and I didn’t even realize. So consider this a belated birthday present. Because isn’t a post on HollywoodTuna what every hottie wants most? I mean, I’m definitely enjoying it. And I hope you guys are too.
I’ve tried to stay away from Pia Mia Perez lately, mainly because I didn’t want to get any of you in trouble. I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed Internet access in prison, and I’d hate to lose a loyal reader. So tread wisely guys, because here’s Pia in Nasty Gal’s Coachella lookbook. Classy name. Her parents must be so proud.
I’m sure you guys know by now that Pia Mia Perez and Stella Hudgens are serious trouble, because I like to remind you every chance I get. But add in McKayla Maroney and Hailey Baldwin, and you’ve got some kind of jailbait All-Star team. Anyway, I’m sorry in advance if I get any of you in trouble with this post. Feel free to use me as your one phone call.
With all the Pia Mia Perez pictures we’ve been getting recently, I’m starting to wonder if this girl even has parents. Well, whoever her legal guardian is, somebody needs to take away her phone and/or Twitter privileges before she gets one of my readers in trouble.
Unless you want to spend your New Year’s Eve making new friends at the local penitentiary and having your midnight kiss with some tattooed skinhead, I’d recommend steering clear of these Pia Mia Perez bikini pictures. This girl is serious trouble.
OK, so I figured I really needed to find out how old this Pia Mia Perez chick was before I got any of you poor pervs in trouble. And according to
Pia Mia Perez Is Trouble
I don’t know much about this Pia Mia Perez, except that she’s friends with Stella Hudgens, so I assume that means she’s not 18. Let’s see… She also has a YouTube channel where she sings a lot of a capella, and it looks like she has good role models in her life, since she keeps posting revealing shots of herself on Twitter. Anyway, you might want to tread carefully with these until further notice. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.