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Rachel Mortenson Was Born To Wear A Bikini

March 12th, 2014

This is only my second ever post on Rachel Mortenson, but the former Hooters Dream Girl is already quickly becoming one of my new favorite no-name hotties. First it was an epic set of lingerie pictures, now it’s this sexy bikini photoshoot for Frederick’s of Hollywood. That’s right, Rachel’s a true double-threat: she looks just as awesome in a bikini as she does in lingerie. Now the only thing left I guess is seeing how good she looks wearing only my sheets. It’s the true test for any up-and-coming model, and so far no one’s passed it yet. Probably because I still haven’t been able to convince anyone to actually try it.

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Meet Super Hottie Rachel Mortenson

October 29th, 2013

Rachel Mortenson

I can’t believe I’ve never done a post on this Rachel Mortenson chick before. With a body this good, you’d think I would’ve proposed to her via Twitter 10 times by now. But better late than never I guess. So you guys go ahead and enjoy this awesome collection of lingerie and sexy costume pictures from the former Hooters Dream Girl. I have to go get my tux cleaned and my Twitter account ready for my big day.

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