You might want to make sure you’ve got a fire extinguisher handy, because here’s something guaranteed to start a five-alarm pants fire: new bikini pictures from my dream girl Rachel Mortenson. And feel free to take a page from my playbook — I always take my pants off ahead of time. Sure, it means I’m not allowed to go into coffee shops or my local library anymore, but it’s a lot better than burning through your only pair of sweats. Enjoy.
Here’s former Hooters Dream Girl and current Tuna dream girl Rachel Mortenson back with another busty lingerie photoshoot. Although I have to say, in my dreams, Rachel was wearing a whole lot less. And also, my hottie 11th grade English teacher was there. But I guess this is still a pretty good approximation. So you guys enjoy these while I go lay down and try to find out what happens next.
This is only my second ever post on Rachel Mortenson, but the former Hooters Dream Girl is already quickly becoming one of my new favorite no-name hotties. First it was an epic set of lingerie pictures, now it’s this sexy bikini photoshoot for Frederick’s of Hollywood. That’s right, Rachel’s a true double-threat: she looks just as awesome in a bikini as she does in lingerie. Now the only thing left I guess is seeing how good she looks wearing only my sheets. It’s the true test for any up-and-coming model, and so far no one’s passed it yet. Probably because I still haven’t been able to convince anyone to actually try it.
I can’t believe I’ve never done a post on this Rachel Mortenson chick before. With a body this good, you’d think I would’ve proposed to her via Twitter 10 times by now. But better late than never I guess. So you guys go ahead and enjoy this awesome collection of lingerie and sexy costume pictures from the former Hooters Dream Girl. I have to go get my tux cleaned and my Twitter account ready for my big day.