I still couldn’t tell you one song Rita Ora sings. Is she a vocalist or a rapper? I haven’t a clue, but she does look like a younger hotter Rihanna so that’s good. Yes, Rihanna is too old in my books now. She’s way past her prime. Anyway, here are some Rita Ora goodies. Enjoy.
Is Rita Ora actually famous or just wannabe famous? I’ve never been able to tell. I mean, I know she’s supposed to be a “pop star” and all, but I couldn’t name a single one of her songs. Then again, I guess it doesn’t really matter. As long as she’s delivering photoshoots like this, Rita and that super-cute booty of hers will always have a place on this site.
I know Easter was last Sunday, so maybe these shots of Rita Ora doing her whole “sexy Easter Bunny” thing are a little late. Or you could think of it like those after-Easter sales at CVS — only instead of half-off candy and Mini-Eggs, it’s a hottie with her clothes half off. Obviously that’s a way better deal, right? Yeah, I thought so too. Enjoy.
As you guys probably know, I’ve always been a big fan of Rita Ora‘s
music booty. Straight from the jump. I’m talking even her early early stuff. So I’m happy to report that the British pop star hottie has still got it all these years later. Because these latest booty shots of hers are just as good — maybe even better — than anything Rita was putting out at the beginning of her career. I’m glad to see some musicians know how to keep their fans happy.
I guess Rita Ora‘s music career isn’t going too well these days, because she’s been doing an awful lot of modeling lately. Mostly on social media, but here she is doing a legit photoshoot. I’m not sure what exactly she’s supposed to be modeling in these artsy black-and-white shots. I think it might be her sideboob? Either way, I’d buy it.
Rita Ora is probably one of my favorite British
pop stars social media stars, mostly because while the rest of those so-called models out there are busy working on their tongue action or the perfect mirror pose, she’s just straight up getting naked for the cameras. I’m telling you guys, Rita’s got this whole thing figured out. Well played.
I still can’t figure out whether Rita Ora is technically famous (or just a wannabe), or what she even does for a living. I’m pretty sure she’s a pop star, but I couldn’t tell you a single one of her songs. Luckily though, Rita’s also super hot and that makes her a potential social media star. Anyway, according to her latest videos, Rita is feeling herself right now. Me too, Rita. Me too.
According to my sources, it was Rita Ora‘s birthday over the weekend, and she celebrated by posting pictures of her booty on Instagram. Oh, and she also took a trip to Kenya, I guess. Anyway, I was pretty sure you’re supposed to give someone a present on their birthday, not the other way around, but these are just what I always wanted. How’d she know?
I keep saying that Rita Ora deserves to be way more famous, and if she keeps posting more topless pictures like this, I think it’s going to happen for her pretty soon. But even if it doesn’t, her and those funbags of hers have always got a place on this website. What can I say? I’m just a nice guy like that. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.
I’ll never understand why Rita Ora hasn’t become more famous yet. I mean, sure, I can’t name a single one of her songs, but I bet I could name at least half her topless photoshoots. And as far as I’m concerned, those are way more important. Pretty much anyone can make a hit song with Auto-tune and some ghostwritten hook and overproduced track, but it takes a special talent to put out this kind of fire. So who cares whether it’s on Snapchat or Spotify. Yow!
I know Rita Ora isn’t as big of a household name as some of her fellow British pop stars, and sure, Adele’s probably got a nicer voice or whatever. I don’t really know, since I’ve still never listened to a single one of Rita’s songs. But she does have something the rest of those wannabes don’t have: a killer bikini body and a bunch of amazing bikini pictures on her Instagram. And really, isn’t that more important? It is to me and the Little Tuna anyway…
I’ve never heard of some magazine called #legend before, but they managed to convince a hot nobody like Rita Ora to pose for their June issue, so they must be pretty big, right? It’s not like Rita would pose for just anyone with a camera and a website. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) But if these guys really want to put together a #legendary photoshoot, next time, it shouldn’t involve Rita wearing this many clothes. Just a little constructive criticism.
If I’m reading this cover right, I guess Rita Ora gave Shape Magazine some of her signature workout tips when she made their latest cover. And judging from the photoshoot, I guess it involves using a stripper pole, hanging upside down, and… deep leg stretches? Anyway, I don’t know how well that’ll work for their readers, but it’s definitely working for me. Yow!