According to my sources, it was Rita Ora‘s birthday over the weekend, and she celebrated by posting pictures of her booty on Instagram. Oh, and she also took a trip to Kenya, I guess. Anyway, I was pretty sure you’re supposed to give someone a present on their birthday, not the other way around, but these are just what I always wanted. How’d she know?
I keep saying that Rita Ora deserves to be way more famous, and if she keeps posting more topless pictures like this, I think it’s going to happen for her pretty soon. But even if it doesn’t, her and those funbags of hers have always got a place on this website. What can I say? I’m just a nice guy like that. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.
I’ll never understand why Rita Ora hasn’t become more famous yet. I mean, sure, I can’t name a single one of her songs, but I bet I could name at least half her topless photoshoots. And as far as I’m concerned, those are way more important. Pretty much anyone can make a hit song with Auto-tune and some ghostwritten hook and overproduced track, but it takes a special talent to put out this kind of fire. So who cares whether it’s on Snapchat or Spotify. Yow!
I know Rita Ora isn’t as big of a household name as some of her fellow British pop stars, and sure, Adele’s probably got a nicer voice or whatever. I don’t really know, since I’ve still never listened to a single one of Rita’s songs. But she does have something the rest of those wannabes don’t have: a killer bikini body and a bunch of amazing bikini pictures on her Instagram. And really, isn’t that more important? It is to me and the Little Tuna anyway…
I’ve never heard of some magazine called #legend before, but they managed to convince a hot nobody like Rita Ora to pose for their June issue, so they must be pretty big, right? It’s not like Rita would pose for just anyone with a camera and a website. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) But if these guys really want to put together a #legendary photoshoot, next time, it shouldn’t involve Rita wearing this many clothes. Just a little constructive criticism.
If I’m reading this cover right, I guess Rita Ora gave Shape Magazine some of her signature workout tips when she made their latest cover. And judging from the photoshoot, I guess it involves using a stripper pole, hanging upside down, and… deep leg stretches? Anyway, I don’t know how well that’ll work for their readers, but it’s definitely working for me. Yow!
Here’s Rita Ora doing another pants-meltingly hot lingerie photoshoot and see, this is why I don’t understand why the fashion industry is going crazy over fake models like Bella Hadid right now. Because Rita isn’t even a professional lingerie model and these pictures are still 20 times better than anything those rich kid wannabes are doing. I guess what I’m saying is, I think Rita should consider becoming a lingerie model full-time. This is way better than the music business. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, at least.
I thought England didn’t have real beaches, but I guess not, because here’s Rita Ora doing her very own sexy beach photoshoot. Anyway, I always have trouble remembering whether Rita’s my second or third favorite British pop star hottie, but if she keeps doing photoshoots like this, she’s going to be my number one pretty soon. Enjoy.
I didn’t realize Rita Ora had her own calendar, but now that I’ve seen a few of the 2017 preview shots below, I think it’s a great idea if you ask me. I mean, sure, I don’t know who actually still buys/uses calendars anymore, so I don’t know if anyone will be able to get the full 365 days worth of enjoyment out of this thing. But it’ll definitely do the trick for the next 30-45 seconds at least. Enjoy.
I’m guessing most of you probably aren’t subscribed to Vanity Fair Italy (or maybe you are, I don’t know your magazine reading habits). But either way, you’re definitely not going to want to miss the spread Rita Ora did for their latest issue. I still don’t get how Vanity Fair Italy can have hotter lingerie photoshoots than Playboy these days, but that’s the world we’re living in I guess.
Hailee Steinfeld, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Rita Ora, Karlie Kloss And Cindy Crawford Do New York Fashion Week
Here is an interesting mix of hotties that showed up to the “New York Fashion Week”. It surprises me that Cindy Crawford is 50 years old an she is still much hotter than the rest of these chumps. Don’t get me wrong I would spend my days licking the lint out of each one of their toes, but Cindy’s I’d pay extra attention to.
I know Rita Ora‘s a pop star and everything, but on the off-chance her music career doesn’t work out, I really think she should consider getting into the modeling business. Because between that great topless shoot she did for Lui Magazine and now this very classy bottomless shoot, I’d say Rita definitely has what it takes to make it big.
Forget the VMAs for a second. Here’s Rita Ora putting on a way better show for the paps in New York over the weekend. And give me three hours of this British pop star’s booty over some lame, overlong, overproduced awards show any day. OK, fine, so technically, I really only need 30 seconds. 45 max. But still. You know what I mean. Enjoy.
Here’s one of my favorite pop stars in the business these days: Rita Ora. And OK, fine, I’ve still never heard a single one of her songs, but who cares? Just look at this cleavage show Rita put on for the paps in New York, and try to tell me you wouldn’t pay good money to see her perform it live. I just hope her and that cleavage are touring near me soon.