I know I’ve been hyping Romee Strijd as the next great Victoria’s Secret supermodel for a while now. But if she really wants to take over Alessandra Ambrosio‘s top spot if/when she finally retires Romee’s going to have to do better than this. Don’t get me wrong, this Harper’s Bazaar spread is nice and classy sexy, but the people don’t want classy, we want more of this.
I know some of you guys probably think I’m just some cranky loser with nothing better to do than sit in my mom’s basement and make fun of do-nothing hotties and chubby wannabes all day, and OK, you’re not wrong. But I can be nice sometimes too. For instance, here’s Romee Strijd, AKA one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret supermodels in the world, with some pants-meltingly hot new pictures. See? I actually contributed something positive to society for once. You’re welcome.
For years now, I’ve been saying that Victoria’s Secret needs to start getting ready for life after Alessandra Ambrosio (assuming she ever actually retires and doesn’t just stay a supermodel MILF forever). And I’d like to nominate Romee Strijd here for if/when that finally happens. I mean, just look at her. She’s got it all: she’s blonde, she’s busty, she’s got legs for days (or at least 30-45 seconds). I think I’m in love. The Little Tuna definitely is, anyway.
This is my new favorite supermodel and her name is Romee Strijd. Here she is for LOVE Advent’s Christmas video series and I believe this is by far the best one. I know I said Alexis Ren’s was, but Romee and her dumbbell routine literally blew my pants off. So fellas, get ready to get pumped up.
I don’t know whose “bright” idea it was to have Romee Strijd, AKA one of the world’s best bikini models, do a beach photoshoot where she’s mostly covered up in some oversized sweater, but whoever it was, they should be fired immediately. And replaced by me, naturally. Don’t laugh. I’ve got some great photoshoot ideas. Granted, they mostly involve trampolines and hand-bras, but hey, don’t knock it until you try it.
I’ve been doing this job for a long time now, which pretty much makes me an expert when it comes to the professional hottie business. (Yes, even if I still don’t know how to tie a tie or put on real pants.) And used to be, you actually had to do something if you wanted to be famous. Like show off your funbags on a reality show, or “accidentally” leak a sex tape, or land a modeling contract. But now all you have to do is sign up for an Instagram account. It’s a damn shame. But at least there’s still a few real supermodels left out there. And Romee Strijd here is one of them. So make sure to enjoy this lingerie goodness. She worked hard for it. And for once, I’m not kidding.
Because there’s no better way to end another long work week than with pictures of a super-hot supermodel in lingerie, here’s the latest photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret model/walking five-alarm pants fire Romee Strijd. Hell, these pictures are so good, I’d happily go through another five full work days for more of them. But my work days end by noon, so I guess that’s not saying much… Either way, enjoy.
Something is seriously messed up with our society when the Hadid sisters are more famous in the modeling business than an actual Victoria’s Secret model like Romee Strijd. But in case any of you out there need a reminder what a real supermodel looks like, here’s Romee’s latest lingerie photoshoot. You’re welcome in advance.
I’ve always been a big fan of Romee Strijd, even if she isn’t the most famous Victoria’s Secret model out there. But I don’t think I ever knew that she had a second gig as a professional Instagram model too. Anyway, here’s some of the highlights from checking out her profile, and just in case the whole lingerie model thing doesn’t work out, it’s good to know that Romee has something to fall back on.
Here’s the latest lingerie shoot from Romee Strijd, AKA one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models. And yeah, I know I say that about all their models, but what can I say? They’re all so damn hot, it’s tough to pick just one. But I guess if I had to, I’d go with… whoever sends me dirty selfies to my inbox first. It’s how I make all the difficult decisions in my life, actually. Sure, those car dealers thought it was weird, but hey, the Ford guy still won.
I know I like to rag on mens’ magazines like Maxim and point out how the fashion mags usually put out better, hotter photoshoots than they do. But I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due, and this latest photoshoot from Dutch Victoria’s Secret model Romee Strijd is one of the hottest things I’ve seen from any magazine in months. Well done, guys. It’s just too bad we have to wait a whole nother month for the next one.
I don’t know why Romee Strijd isn’t a bigger name in the supermodel business. Because as far as I’m concerned, she’s just as hot as any of the other Victoria’s Secret models out there. Not to mention, 100 times hotter than so-called models like Bella Hadid. But I guess that just means there’s less competition for me when I ask Romee to marry me via Twitter, which helps my chances. I bet they’re up to 0.0002% by now!