I always have to be careful when I write about Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, since she’s
dating engaged to Jason Statham and that dude could beat me up with both arms tied behind his back. So all I’m going to say about these pictures of the smoking hot model at some jewelry event in London is how great she looks, even though that top of hers is see-through in all the wrong places, and that she needs to dump that bald loser and marry/divorce me instead. Whoops. Couldn’t help myself. Whatever. It’ll totally be worth eating through a straw for a couple months as long as she says yes.