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Salma Hayek Is A Flintstone

June 22nd, 2016

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Here’s Salma Hayek dressed up like one of the Flintstones for some reason at the Septembers of Shiraz premiere in LA. And I guess I still don’t understand fashion, because I don’t get this dress. That said, I definitely wouldn’t mind a little Bamm-Bamm with Salma, if you catch my drift… (I’m talking about sex, just so we’re all clear.) Yabba-dabba do.

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Salma Hayek Does Jimmy Kimmel

March 30th, 2016

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Used to be, we could always count on Salma Hayek for an instant pants fire, but for some reason, she’s got her signature cleavage covered up on her way out of Jimmy Kimmel Live! I guess she didn’t want any fans to recognize her, but I just hope Salma remembered to unzip for TV. Otherwise, what’s the point? It’s not like anyone is going to be tuning in to hear her interview.

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Salma Hayek Keeps Busting Out The Mega Cleavage!

November 24th, 2015

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It’s not quite as epic as Salma Hayek‘s cleavage show yesterday, but here’s one of the bustiest actresses of all-time dropping some of her signature cleavage on the red carpet at the British Fashion Awards. Now I know Salma’s not British, but if she didn’t win Best Funbags last night, I demand a recount. Hell, Salma should probably be up for a Lifetime Achievement Award by now.

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Salma Hayek Cleavage Show Is The Best Of The Year!

November 23rd, 2015

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I know we’ve still got a few weeks left before the end of the year, but I’m ready to call it right now: these pictures of Salma Hayek at the Evening Standard Theatre Awards in London are hands down the best cleavage show of 2015. I just don’t see how anybody’s topping this. But even if they do, I’m not sure my pants region can take it. It’s already overheating as is. Yow!

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Salma Hayek Busts Out Big Time

November 9th, 2015

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Good news: Salma Hayek brought her A-game to the 2015 LACMA Art + Film Gala over the weekend, and while I have no clue what that is, obviously it was important enough for Salma to bust out the big guns. Although if it were up to me, Salma would dress like this for every event: movie premieres, charity dinners, sleepovers at her favorite blogger’s mom’s house. When you find a look that works, you should stick with it. It’s why I haven’t changed my sweatpants in months.

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show At TIFF

September 16th, 2015

Salma Hayek brought her mega MILF cleavage to the “Septembers Of Shiraz” premiere at the 2015 Toronto International Film Festival. It’s a good thing she’s exposing those babies because that dress is atrocious. I think she needs me to help style her. I may not be gay, but I can definitely come up with something better than this bangable female Barnie look.

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show Is Amazing

May 18th, 2015

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Apparently Salma Hayek was listening when I said she needs to start showing the goods again, because this is more like it: she busted out some vintage cleavage for the premiere of some movie called Carol at Cannes. And now that I know I’ve got the busty MILF’s attention, I’ve got a few more quick requests for her: 1) she should take a bikini vacation with the paps after this, and 2) instead of taking that loser husband of hers, she ought to take a real man blogger like yours truly. I really don’t think that’s too much to ask, do you?

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Salma Hayek Needs To Show The Goods

May 15th, 2015

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Salma Hayek‘s given us a ton of red carpet hotness over the years, so whenever I hear there’s new pictures of Salma at a premiere, I expect to see some epic cleavage. But here she is at Cannes for her new movie Tale of Tales and I’ve gotta say, Salma’s a little more covered up than I’d hoped. Then again, I was hoping for her to show up in a bikini… But hey, a guy can dream, right?

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Where Is Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show?

April 21st, 2015

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I know I’ve been talking up women’s magazines a lot lately and pointing out how they always seem to have hotter shoots than any of the so-called “men’s magazines.” But here’s Salma Hayek at the Women Magazine Awards in Madrid, and don’t get me wrong, she looks great and all, but where’s that famous cleavage of hers? It’s practically Salma’s trademark. All I know is, I hope she wears something a lot better to this year’s Men’s Magazine Awards… You know, assuming that’s a real thing and not just something I made up. And I really hope it is, because otherwise, I’m going to have a tough time waiting until next year’s Oscars or Golden Globes to see Salma’s massive funbags again.

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show

January 12th, 2015

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I’m always a fan of the big award shows, even though I’ve never been invited to one (hint hint). Because no matter how boring they get, they’re always a good excuse for a bunch of hotties to compete to see who can drop more red carpet cleavage. It’s one of my favorite annual traditions. So here’s perennial favorite Salma Hayek at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe afterparty. And while she didn’t win for Best Globes this year (that award goes to J-Lo), she should know that it’s an honor just to be nominated for this made-up, arbitrary award determined by a perverted blogger. So congratulations Salma! And better luck next year.

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Rihanna And Salma Hayek Make A Cute Couple

December 12th, 2014

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Here’s a lesbian fantasy I wasn’t expecting to see any time soon: Rihanna and Salma Hayek. According to my sources, Salma showed up for Rihanna’s first annual Diamond Ball benefit. And while I know it’s just their first year, I’ve got a couple suggestions for next time: if they really want to make this event a success, first off, they should institute a strictly-enforced, lingerie-only dress code. And second, they should invite yours truly. I’m a big hit at parties. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

November 4th, 2014

Today’s extra catch consists of Emily Ratajkowski, Amy Willerton, Alicia Witt, Laurie Holden, Rachel Melvin, Salma Hayek, Mía Maestro,Serena Williams, Caroline Wozniacki, Kerry Washington, Coco Rocha, Anne Hathway, Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Laura Whitmore, Rita Ora, Fearne Cotton, Cheryl Cole, Olga Kurylenko, Mindy Robinson, Bai Ling.

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Salma Hayek Is Busting Out Big Time

November 11th, 2013

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Here’s Salma Hayek at the 2013 BAFTA Awards and as you can see she brought her two big friends along with her and it appears that they want to join the festivities too because they are trying to escape that tight dress. I say let those babies have a good time on their own. Seriously, give them some room to breathe, make friends and eventually end up in the hands of a semi-successful celebrity blogger.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

November 4th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Hilary Duff, Selena Gomez, Rita Ora, Nicole Scherzinger, Gwen Stefani, Britt Robertson, Molly Sims, Cobie Smulders, Anna Faris, Holly Madison, Jade Thirlwall, Victoria Silvstedt, Dakota Johnson, Evan Rachel Wood, Olivia Wilde, Salma Hayek, Amy Adams, Kate Hudson, Nicky Minaj, Karoline Herfurth.

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