Good news: I guess Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found a new rich boyfriend yet, because she’s still hard at work posting sexy pictures on Instagram. And here’s a few of her latest. Although on closer inspection (AKA my nose pressed up against my computer screen), it looks like Sara’s ass got a little fat or she got implants or something. Either way, I don’t like it. I just hope this doesn’t ruin my chances to be her new sugar daddy. Just kidding. Everyone knows I could never afford her on a blogger’s salary.
For the past few months now, Sara Jean Underwood‘s been hard at work posting some serious hotness on her Instagram. And here’s a few of her latest highlights from a photoshoot she did in Yosemite National Park. You know, I’ve never really understood why people called it the “great outdoors,” but after these pictures, I think I’m finally starting to get it. Yow!
It’s been at least a few weeks since we’d gotten any new Sara Jean Underwood hotness and I’m not gonna lie, I was starting to get a little worried she’d finally landed a sugar daddy after all that work she was putting in looking for one on Instagram. But good news: I just came across this killer lingerie photoshoot and it looks like Sara’s still hard at work. Phew.
I can’t believe Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found a new sugar daddy yet with all the serious hotness she’s been posting on Instagram lately, but lucky for us, instead of giving up, she kicked it up a notch in this latest round of pictures by enlisting a friend (aka Tina Louise) and one very lucky donut. It’s funny to see two chicks who are both in their early 30s act like a pair of 20-something wannabes like this, but hey, I’m not complaining. I’m too busy wishing I could trade places with that donut.
Good news: looks like Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found herself a new super-rich sugar daddy just yet, because she’s still hard at work posting some serious hotness on Instagram looking for one. And I don’t know who this Neil Patel dude is either, but I’m assuming he’s some rich bastard who’s about to get very, very lucky and hit the hottie lottery. I hate him already.
I feel I’ve posted these pictures before of former Playmate and now Instagram model Sara Jean Underwood, but I am too lazy to check. I must admit, she looks great for being 31. I’m not sure if I’m digging the overly plumped up lips, but I know they will make some rich dude very happy. Enjoy.
OK, so yeah, when I first heard that Sara Jean Underwood had put up a picture of her kitty on Instagram, this isn’t exactly what I was expecting… But then again, I’m a degenerate pervert, so I spend a lot of time with my mind in the gutter. But hey, on the plus side, at least Sara’s still hard at work posting more serious hotness. So enjoy, and for all you wannabe Insta-hotties out there, take a good look, because this is what winning at Instagram looks like. Yow.
Good news: looks like all that Instagram modelling that Sara Jean Underwood‘s been doing lately has finally paid off. And no, she didn’t land a rich boyfriend. It’s way better than that: she landed a lingerie modelling gig for Yandy’s Valentine’s Day collection. Unfortunately, the whole campaign is pretty cheesy, but hey, I’ll take any excuse I can get to see more of Sara in lingerie. (Even if she does show way more skin on her Instagram.)
I guess Sara Jean Underwood has been digging all the attention I’ve been giving her lately almost as much as I’ve been digging her pictures, because she keeps dropping more of that serious hotness on her Instagram. And at this rate, I’m not sure which is going to overheat first: my computer or my pants. Yow!
Looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still working hard to try to land a rich boyfriend/sugar daddy, and that’s great news for the rest of us. Because that means Sara’s Instagram is still an instant pants fire. So here’s a look at some of her latest shots. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take a trip to the bank to see if they’ll let me take out a massive loan… Because I just found the perfect investment.
Somebody better warn Gigi Hadid that Sara Jean Underwood‘s coming for her title as the hardest-working Instagram model in Hollywood. Because after this latest round of Insta-hotness, it’s clear that Sara is a real pro when it comes to social media. I don’t know how she hasn’t managed to land a rich boyfriend with these pictures yet, but if Sara’s willing to lower her standards/income requirements, I save a bunch of money on rent by living in my mom’s basement… Just saying.
At this rate, I hope Sara Jean Underwood stays single forever, because the Instagram hotness she’s been giving us trying to attract a rich new boyfriend has been off the charts! I mean, just look at this latest booty shot she posted. I could die a very happy Tuna getting to wake up to a view like this every morning.
I was mostly just joking before, but now I’m convinced that Sara Jean Underwood is single again and looking for a rich new BF, because these pictures you’re currently drooling on your keyboard over? Yeah, they’re all Sara’s recent updates from Instagram. From just this week. Anyway, I’ve always loved Sara, so I hope she finds what she’s looking for. But in case she’s willing to settle, I think I technically qualify as a millionaire if you count expired Burger King coupons as part of my net worth. Call me!
It looks like Sara Jean Underwood must still be single, because she’s still hard at work, hustling like a pro. Here’s her latest smoking hot photoshoot, and between this and her Instagram, it probably won’t be too much longer before some lucky billionaire swoops in and becomes Sara’s new sugar daddy. I’d do it myself, but I’m pretty sure expired McDonald’s coupons don’t count towards your net worth… Anyway, until that day comes, at least we get to keep enjoying Sara’s hustle.