Alright, so I know yesterday I was saying that Sara Jean Underwood must still be looking for a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy. But after this latest round of bikini hotness, I’m starting to get worried she might’ve actually found one. Because I don’t know how much being a professional Instagram model pays, but I’m 99% sure it’s not enough to cover a beach vacation this nice. Damn! And just when I was so close to finally hitting seven figures. (In expired McDonald’s coupons, that is…)
Great news, my fellow perverts: not only does it look like Sara Jean Underwood‘s still in the market for a new sugar daddy, but she’s stepping up the search in a big way with this latest round of sexy Snapchat selfies. Unfortunately, I still don’t think I’ve saved up enough to qualify, but I always enjoy the window shopping.
I’m happy to report that it looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still in the market for a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy, because she’s still out here doing sexy bikini photoshoots. And even though I know I’ll never save up nearly enough money for her on my blogger salary — I tried doing a Kickstarter, but apparently it’s “against their terms of service.” Prudes. — at least these pictures make for a pretty good consolation prize. Plus, they’re 100% free. So, save your hard-earned cash and just enjoy.
Sara Jean Underwood must’ve taken some time off recently, because it’s been at least a couple months since we’ve gotten any new pictures from her. I guess it’s hard work trying to land a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy and she needed a break. But judging from this busty, wilderness-themed photoshoot, Sara’s back at it again, and it’s a good thing, because it means now I can get back to work too. AKA drooling on my keyboard while I post more pictures of this serious hottie. Enjoy!
For someone who seems to spend all the time in the wilderness taking photos of herself for Instagram, you’d think Sara Jean Underwood would be super thin. I don’t know what they’re feeding her at those camp fires in the wilderness or if her old age is catching up to her, but any bigger than this I’m going to stage an intervention. She used to be my favorite Playmate of all time, but then she got fake boobs (which wasn’t necessary) and now this big fat ass. I just hope they’re not implants!
Listen, I love Sara Jean Underwood as much as the next Internet pervert, but even I’ve got to admit the Playboy model-turned-Instagram model isn’t exactly an A-lister. So I’m not sure why Yandy got her to make a video about terrible Halloween costumes for them — I mean, who in their right mind hires Sara to film a video where the whole point is she’s wearing clothes? Anyway, I guess I’m not the only one who didn’t get it, because last I checked, they were only at 363 views. I’m sure this post will change that (you’re welcome, guys), but still, companies need to save their money or hire real star power. That’s just good business.
Here’s the hardest-working Instagram hottie in the biz Sara Jean Underwood putting the great in the Great Outdoors for her latest Insta-photoshoot. And with all this hard work Sara’s been putting in lately, I honestly don’t know how she hasn’t landed a new rich sugar daddy boyfriend yet. I’d try to swoop her up myself, but I don’t think having millions of dollars in Jamba Juice coupons are the kind of liquid assets Sara’s looking for. Too bad. We could’ve been good together.
Good news: I guess Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found a new rich boyfriend yet, because she’s still hard at work posting sexy pictures on Instagram. And here’s a few of her latest. Although on closer inspection (AKA my nose pressed up against my computer screen), it looks like Sara’s ass got a little fat or she got implants or something. Either way, I don’t like it. I just hope this doesn’t ruin my chances to be her new sugar daddy. Just kidding. Everyone knows I could never afford her on a blogger’s salary.
For the past few months now, Sara Jean Underwood‘s been hard at work posting some serious hotness on her Instagram. And here’s a few of her latest highlights from a photoshoot she did in Yosemite National Park. You know, I’ve never really understood why people called it the “great outdoors,” but after these pictures, I think I’m finally starting to get it. Yow!
It’s been at least a few weeks since we’d gotten any new Sara Jean Underwood hotness and I’m not gonna lie, I was starting to get a little worried she’d finally landed a sugar daddy after all that work she was putting in looking for one on Instagram. But good news: I just came across this killer lingerie photoshoot and it looks like Sara’s still hard at work. Phew.
I can’t believe Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found a new sugar daddy yet with all the serious hotness she’s been posting on Instagram lately, but lucky for us, instead of giving up, she kicked it up a notch in this latest round of pictures by enlisting a friend (aka Tina Louise) and one very lucky donut. It’s funny to see two chicks who are both in their early 30s act like a pair of 20-something wannabes like this, but hey, I’m not complaining. I’m too busy wishing I could trade places with that donut.
Good news: looks like Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found herself a new super-rich sugar daddy just yet, because she’s still hard at work posting some serious hotness on Instagram looking for one. And I don’t know who this Neil Patel dude is either, but I’m assuming he’s some rich bastard who’s about to get very, very lucky and hit the hottie lottery. I hate him already.
I feel I’ve posted these pictures before of former Playmate and now Instagram model Sara Jean Underwood, but I am too lazy to check. I must admit, she looks great for being 31. I’m not sure if I’m digging the overly plumped up lips, but I know they will make some rich dude very happy. Enjoy.
OK, so yeah, when I first heard that Sara Jean Underwood had put up a picture of her kitty on Instagram, this isn’t exactly what I was expecting… But then again, I’m a degenerate pervert, so I spend a lot of time with my mind in the gutter. But hey, on the plus side, at least Sara’s still hard at work posting more serious hotness. So enjoy, and for all you wannabe Insta-hotties out there, take a good look, because this is what winning at Instagram looks like. Yow.