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Sara Jean Underwood Is Hard At Work On Her Instagram

February 12th, 2016

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OK, so yeah, when I first heard that Sara Jean Underwood had put up a picture of her kitty on Instagram, this isn’t exactly what I was expecting… But then again, I’m a degenerate pervert, so I spend a lot of time with my mind in the gutter. But hey, on the plus side, at least Sara’s still hard at work posting more serious hotness. So enjoy, and for all you wannabe Insta-hotties out there, take a good look, because this is what winning at Instagram looks like. Yow.

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I Hope Sara Jean Underwood Got Paid A Lot For This Cheesy Lingerie Campaign

February 2nd, 2016

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Good news: looks like all that Instagram modelling that Sara Jean Underwood‘s been doing lately has finally paid off. And no, she didn’t land a rich boyfriend. It’s way better than that: she landed a lingerie modelling gig for Yandy’s Valentine’s Day collection. Unfortunately, the whole campaign is pretty cheesy, but hey, I’ll take any excuse I can get to see more of Sara in lingerie. (Even if she does show way more skin on her Instagram.)

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Booty Is Hard At Work On Instagram

January 27th, 2016

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Looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still working hard to try to land a rich boyfriend/sugar daddy, and that’s great news for the rest of us. Because that means Sara’s Instagram is still an instant pants fire. So here’s a look at some of her latest shots. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take a trip to the bank to see if they’ll let me take out a massive loan… Because I just found the perfect investment.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is The Hardest Working Instagram Model

January 19th, 2016

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Somebody better warn Gigi Hadid that Sara Jean Underwood‘s coming for her title as the hardest-working Instagram model in Hollywood. Because after this latest round of Insta-hotness, it’s clear that Sara is a real pro when it comes to social media. I don’t know how she hasn’t managed to land a rich boyfriend with these pictures yet, but if Sara’s willing to lower her standards/income requirements, I save a bunch of money on rent by living in my mom’s basement… Just saying.

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Sara Jean Underwood Must Be Looking For A New Boyfriend

December 31st, 2015

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I was mostly just joking before, but now I’m convinced that Sara Jean Underwood is single again and looking for a rich new BF, because these pictures you’re currently drooling on your keyboard over? Yeah, they’re all Sara’s recent updates from Instagram. From just this week. Anyway, I’ve always loved Sara, so I hope she finds what she’s looking for. But in case she’s willing to settle, I think I technically qualify as a millionaire if you count expired Burger King coupons as part of my net worth. Call me!

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Hard At Work

December 21st, 2015

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It looks like Sara Jean Underwood must still be single, because she’s still hard at work, hustling like a pro. Here’s her latest smoking hot photoshoot, and between this and her Instagram, it probably won’t be too much longer before some lucky billionaire swoops in and becomes Sara’s new sugar daddy. I’d do it myself, but I’m pretty sure expired McDonald’s coupons don’t count towards your net worth… Anyway, until that day comes, at least we get to keep enjoying Sara’s hustle.

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Intagram Hustle Is Strong

December 10th, 2015

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I’m pretty that Sara Jean Underwood is single now because out of all the Instagram models I follow she is working harder than anyone else. Here are some photos she released in a one week period. Anyway, I pray to god that no rich guy sweeps her off her feet, because when that happens I have a feeling that will be the end of her hustle. Enjoy.

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Sara Jean Underwood Knows How To Spread’em

October 29th, 2015

I know I like to rag on professional Instagram models whose only claim to fame is knowing how to take a good bikini selfie, so this one’s for all you wannabe hotties out there. Because if you really want to build a serious Instagram following and become famous, you should be paying attention to how Sara Jean Underwood does it. Forget those lame, boring selfies and duck faces. Now here’s a girl who really knows how to pose. Yow!

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Hotness Returns

September 2nd, 2015

It has been a long time since we’ve posted former “Playmate of The Year” Sara Jean Underwood. As you guys remember, Sara was the hottest thing back in 2007 and then she decided to get some bigger boobs which I think was a huge career mistake because her little perky boobs were absolutely amazing. And that’s coming from a big boob loving obsessed blogger. Anyway, like most fake breasted blond girls I think Sara has been attending nerd conventions as of late and signing autographs. I’m not sure though, because I’m too busy looking at her hotness and too lazy to Google this crap up.

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Sara Jean Underwood Wears Sexy Daisy Dukes!

May 28th, 2015

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It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sara Jean Underwood, and I think I finally figured out why. Because judging from this picture, it looks like everyone’s favorite professional Twitter model is training to become the world’s hottest professional ax thrower. I never realized you could make a living that way, but then again, I didn’t think posting sexy selfies on Instagram could be a full-time job either, and Sara proved me wrong there.

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Sara Jean Underwood Forgot To Wear Her Lingerie

August 18th, 2014

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Here’s everyone’s favorite professional Twitter model Sara Jean Underwood hard at work. And while the drool-worthy leggings shot is exactly the kind of thing we’ve come to expect from Sara these days, I’m not so sure about the second one. I mean, I thought she was a pro. So where’s the lingerie mirror selfies and bikini pictures? Look, the professional Twitter modeling world is getting pretty competitive these days, and Sara’s gonna need to step her game up if she wants to stay on top. Maybe she just needs a new photographer. I’ve already got a ton of ideas and my phone takes great pictures. Call me.

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