Here’s a real treat: a brand-new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Sara Sampaio. And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures have already got me drooling all over my keyboard and dreaming about how much I’d love to take a little nibble. And no, I’m not talking about those fancy desserts Sara’s carrying. Yum.
I’ve always said that there’s no better way to end another long work week than with pictures of smoking hot supermodels wearing as little clothing as possible. So here’s Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell and Alessandra Ambrosio getting naked for a few “artsy” black-and-white shots for Mariano Vivanco. Supposedly, it’s part of some new photography book he’s releasing called “Portraits Nudes Flowers.” And I’ve never been a big reader, but I might have to make an exception for this one.
I know I like to rag on these so-called “men’s mags” for not doing hot enough photoshoots, but I’ve gotta say, if this shoot Sara Sampaio did for GQ Mexico was any hotter, I don’t know if I could take it. I’m pretty sure my entire pants region would spontaneously combust on sight. Anyway, enjoy these latest lingerie pictures from the Victoria’s Secret hottie and you might wanna grab your nearest fire extinguisher just to be safe. Trust me on this.
I’m guessing most of you probably don’t have a subscription to GQ Spain, but not to worry, I’ll save you the shipping and handling: because trust me, you’re definitely going to want to see the latest beach photoshoot that Sara Sampaio did for the Spanish men’s mag. Just be careful though, because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to cause you to overheat.
I keep saying that the fashion magazines do a better job at being mens’ magazines than the actual mens’ mags these days, and I guess Maxim‘s been listening. Because this latest photoshoot they did with Victoria’s Secret hottie Sara Sampaio for their May issue is definitely a step in the right direction. (It’s just not quite as good as the fully-topless one she did for Elle UK though.)
Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes And Taylor Hill Make A Great Group!
Like I always say, the only thing better than one smoking hot supermodel is a whole bunch of them. So, with that in mind, here’s almost every Victoria Secret model I can name in one seriously amazing beach photoshoot. I counted Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes and Taylor Hill, before I ran out of fingers. My hands are otherwise occupied at the moment… With typing, that is. Get your minds out of the gutter.
Yes, you read that right — I had to break out those dreaded black censored bars for a new photoshoot that smoking hot Victoria’s Secret model Sara Sampaio did for the May issue of Elle UK, which officially contains more nudity than an entire issue of Playboy these days. I never thought I’d see the day… But hey, on the plus side, at least you can buy these fashion mags without needing a brown paper bag.
In case you’re having any trouble remembering what a real model looks like with all the Instagram wannabes floating around the Internet these days, here’s a quick refresher from the Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 red carpet thanks to Sara Sampaio, aka one of my favorite new Victoria’s Secret hotties. Because even though Sara here was clearly born to wear lingerie, she still looks just as good stuffed into a tight dress. So enjoy.
Here’s a bonus dose of Victoria’s Secret hotness for you perverts: Sara Sampaio, Jasmine Tookes and Romee Strijd doing a lingerie shoot in Miami. Because as I always say, the only thing better than one hot Victoria’s Secret model in lingerie is three of them. Although I still think they could stand to upgrade the location. I mean, everybody does photoshoots at the beach. But a lingerie shoot in a blogger’s backyard? Now that’s new and exciting. Well, for me and the Little Tuna anyway. Oh well. Maybe next time.
In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been calling Sara Sampaio one of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret models lately. And it’s because of killer photoshoots like this one, with Sara modelling some seriously sexy lingerie on the beach. So if Sara keeps this up (and starts returning my sexts and tweets), she’s got a real shot at becoming one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models of all-time! Your call, Sara.
Here’s one of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret hotties Sara Sampaio looking smoking hot at some swanky NYC charity event called the Angel Ball (and she’s a Victoria’s Secret Angel, get it?). But if Sara’s really interested in charity, how about putting her money where her mouth is? No, I don’t mean writing a check, anybody can do that. I mean by going on a date with yours truly. I already tried to make it happen through the Make a Wish people, but they just called me an asshole and kicked me out.
There’s few things I love more than seeing a Victoria’s Secret hottie on her way to or from the gym (well, except maybe seeing them in lingerie). But anyway, here’s Sara Sampaio taking a break on a New York City bench and airing it out after a workout. And I bet she smells like roses. Or at least a whole lot better than the homeless dude sleeping on that thing before she got there.
Because the only thing better than one Victoria’s Secret Angel looking white hot for the cameras is 10 of them, here’s Elsa Hosk and the rest of the new Angels launching the all-new Body by Victoria Campaign in New York. In addition to Elsa, we’ve got Lais Ribeiro, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, Romee Strijd, Jac Jagaciak, Kate Grigorieva, and Jasmine Tookes. And I’m not even going to complain that every single one of them forgot to wear lingerie. Because seeing all this hotness concentrated in one place is already kind of overwhelming, but add lingerie to the mix, and I’m pretty sure my pants region would’ve just spontaneously combusted. Enjoy.
It’s a little hard to keep track of all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, especially since none of them have set themselves apart from the pack yet by agreeing to marry me. But Sara Sampaio here is definitely one of my favorites, mostly because she’s an instant pants fire whether she’s on the red carpet or the beach. I mean, obviously I prefer her on the beach, but hell, I’d also prefer her in my bed. So when it comes to super-hot lingerie models, I’ve learned to be happy just taking what I can get. Enjoy.