I don’t normally post photoshoots from sock companies, usually I reserve that for lingerie or swimwear. But when you get Sasha Cohen to limber up and show off her flexibility, you’ve just earned yourself some free promotion on Hollywood Tuna, Snoxx Socks. Now, I have no clue what socks have to do with Olympic figure skaters, but sometimes it’s better to just go along with it. So enjoy these really weird sock ads, everybody. Hey look, glitter.

Here’s my favorite figure skater Sasha Cohen at the 2013 Skating With The Stars Benefit Gala. It appears that when female athletes stop competing they begin to finally grow chesticles and Sasha’s are a decent half-hand full. You know what would really be amazing is if Sasha gave them the Hayden Panettiere treatment. One can only hope.

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In case you were wondering, yup, Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen is still flexible. I know the next Winter Olympics are a good two years away, but if Sasha needs any help training, I’m happy to lend my services. Sure, I can’t skate for shit, but these pictures gave me a few ideas for other ways to make sure Sasha stays limber. Call me.

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