Here’s one of my favorite Olympians Sasha Cohen practicing one of my all-time favorite pastimes: bikini yoga. And I’m sorry, but I don’t know how they haven’t made this an Olympic sport by now. I mean, if they consider ice dancing a sport, why can’t this be one too? Anyway, if the IOC ever does come around, I just hope they pick me to be a judge. Sure, I don’t know the first thing about yoga, and I can’t even touch my toes, but I have years of experience judging women in bikinis. And that’s got to count for something, right?
In case you were wondering, no, I have no clue why my favorite figure skater and bikini Instagramer Sasha Cohen decided to take a bikini selfie in what looks like an elevator. Because really, I have way more important questions to ask after seeing this. Like, 1) why aren’t there more where this came from, and 2) can I hold the camera next time?
Here’s my favorite figure skater Sasha Cohen doing what I’m guessing is her training in the park. I don’t know what muscles this works, but it definitely gets the Tuna stamp of approval. Anyway, let me know if you need a spotter next time, Sasha. Or a new photographer. I’d be more than happy to volunteer for either position.
I don’t want to sound like an ad or anything, but I’m a big fan of Instagram because of the way it gives us a window into a celebrity’s everyday life. Or more specifically, when that window lets us see their personal bikini pictures, something I can never seem to do on my own no matter how much I beg. Anyway, today’s dose of Instagram bikini goodness come to us from my favorite figure skater Sasha Cohen, and it’s a hell of a lot better than the other 4 million pictures of losers Instagramming their dinner. That booty of Sasha’s does look good enough to take a bite of though.
Today’s extra catch consists of Alejandra Espinoza, Liza Forero, Marjorie de Sousa, Vanessa De Roide, Ximena Duque, Alessandra Villegas, Karen Hoyos, Irina Shayk, Paris Hilton, Minka Kelly, Lea Michele, Ashlee Simpson, Sasha Cohen, Coco Rocha, Vanessa Hudgens, Tracy Spiridakos, Kate Lawler, Tulisa Contostavlos, Rachael Taylor, Gillian Anderson.
I don’t normally post photoshoots from sock companies, usually I reserve that for lingerie or swimwear. But when you get Sasha Cohen to limber up and show off her flexibility, you’ve just earned yourself some free promotion on Hollywood Tuna, Snoxx Socks. Now, I have no clue what socks have to do with Olympic figure skaters, but sometimes it’s better to just go along with it. So enjoy these really weird sock ads, everybody. Hey look, glitter.
Here’s my favorite figure skater Sasha Cohen at the 2013 Skating With The Stars Benefit Gala. It appears that when female athletes stop competing they begin to finally grow chesticles and Sasha’s are a decent half-hand full. You know what would really be amazing is if Sasha gave them the Hayden Panettiere treatment. One can only hope.
So here’s my favorite Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen spending her winter in a bikini instead of a pair of ice skates, being someone else’s gold medal. I don’t know who the guy is, but she must be dating Batman. Just look at that boat. But don’t worry, your secret identity’s safe with me, dude. Oh, wait. Whoops. My bad.
In case you were wondering, yup, Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen is still flexible. I know the next Winter Olympics are a good two years away, but if Sasha needs any help training, I’m happy to lend my services. Sure, I can’t skate for shit, but these pictures gave me a few ideas for other ways to make sure Sasha stays limber. Call me.