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Scarlett Johansson Working On Her Hotness?

April 24th, 2013

After years at the top, Scarlett Johansson‘s pretty much dropped off the hottie map lately. I guess because she’s been too busy focusing on frivolous things like “acting” and “her career.” Please. Anyway, here she is on the set of the Captain America sequel, which I guess means she’ll be getting back into that leather suit again to play the hot Avenger. That was her character’s name, right? And hopefully if this does well, Scarlett will get her own spinoff movie where she fights crime exclusively with her super-powered thighs. Now that would be hot.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Is A Disappointment

January 18th, 2013

So here’s Scarlett Johansson all dressed up for the opening night after-party for her new Broadway play “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof.” Considering we got busty pictures of her onstage last month, I thought it had already opened, but I guess it wasn’t official. But if they’re getting do-overs, can we get one for Scarlett’s after-party outfit? Considering the cleavage she rocks onstage, this is downright disappointing. I thought actors were supposed to loosen up at an after-party. Quick, somebody get Scarlett a triple shot martini and a costume change. After all, they’re trying to sell tickets here, aren’t they?

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Scarlett Johansson Works It Good For Elle

December 31st, 2012

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson do a photoshoot like this, I’m not sure if magazines have gotten tired of her, or just if new up-and-coming hotties have stolen her covers. But if you ask me, this one for Elle UK isn’t exactly the way for Scarlett to get the phones ringing off the hook again. Don’t get me wrong, she still looks blindingly hot, but that’s a given with Scarlett. If she really wants to jump-start her modeling career again, she should hook up with a classier British outfit, like NUTS. Call me, let’s make it happen.

Scarlett Johansson’s Busty Broadway Show

December 21st, 2012

Courtesy of some bored boyfriend in the balcony, here’s pictures of Scarlett Johansson‘s cleavage on Broadway. Apparently Scarlett’s starring in “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.” Normally, I don’t like to come within 50 feet of a Broadway stage unless there’s a pole on it, but I might just have to make an exception for Scarlett. Somebody bring me my opera glasses and trench coat.

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Scarlett Johansson And Jessica Biel Work It For Hitchcock

November 20th, 2012

So Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel were both at the Hitchcock premiere, and I’m glad to see that these two haven’t gotten boring yet. Even though Jessica did get married recently, and Scarlett’s been around for ever by now. I was hoping these two might spice things up even more and give me something to fantasize about, but it’s hard with Helen Mirren constantly in between them. Unless you’re into that kind of thing, in which case, this must be your lucky day. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Lucky You Prison Tattoo

November 7th, 2012

Here’s a few pictures of Scarlett Johansson showing off her new tattoo, and if you ask me, it kind of looks like something a 5-year-old might draw on you with Magic Marker. Apparently this graffiti artist Fuzi Uvtpk made it. And this is why you shouldn’t trust a graffiti artist to give you a tattoo. He’s clearly not used to working on such a flawless canvas.

Scarlett Johansson Does Hitchcock

October 11th, 2012

The trailer for Scarlett Johansson‘s new movie Hitchcock just came out, and I haven’t watched it, of course, but I’m already liking what I’m seeing. Because if there’s anything that could make Psycho‘s iconic shower scene even more memorable, it’s adding Scarlett to it. And maybe while they’re at it, a few full-body shots too. And a hot friend to wash Scarlett’s back. Hey, I’m no director, but I know what audiences want to see.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Still Boringly Hot

October 2nd, 2012

Here’s Scarlett Johansson looking all classy and gorgeous at some new launch party and blah, blah, blah. Sorry, I think I just fell asleep. I need Scarlett to do something interesting soon, or at least bust out the cleavage. Don’t get me wrong Scarlett, you’re still crazy hot. We just need to find the spark again. I’m willing to work on it, if you are. And I’m thinking some more topless pictures would be a good start. Email me.