Apparently Selena Gomez is doing some tour for her new album, because according to my sources, this latest topless shot is part of her official Revival Tour photoshoot. I guess they figure getting Selena topless will help sell tickets or something, and I bet it’s working. I’ve never been a huge fan of Selena’s music, but I’d line up for hours for a front-row seat to see this live. Well, assuming she really does do her entire set topless. Otherwise, it’s just false advertising.
According to my sources, Selena Gomez is going on tour for her new album or something, so here’s a couple pictures of her looking hot to celebrate. Which got me thinking, I’ve always wanted to see Selena live. I wonder if she’s playing any dates near me. And if not, my mom’s basement has great acoustics. Just putting it out there…
Here is Selena Gomez in an amazing GQ photoshoot. I’ve always said that she should show more skin and I think she is finally taking my advice because here she is teasing with some topless action. Sure she isn’t revealing all the goods, but I think its only a matter of time. Baby steps….
Here’s Selena Gomez looking nice and chesty on her way into the airport in LA, and I don’t know where she’s headed, but all I know is, whoever got the seat next to her lucked into a serious upgrade. Anyway, enjoy the pictures, while I get ready for take-off too. I’m talking about my pants, just to be clear.
Selena Gomez was on a serious hot streak for a while there, between her sexy video and all those bikini pictures. But I guess now that she doesn’t have a new album to promote, she’s back to dressing like her boring old self. Luckily, that’s still hotter than half the other pop star hotties out there, but now that we know Selena can look that good if she tries, I expect a little more out of her than this.
For all of you cynics out there who think Selena Gomez is just another overproduced, interchangeable pop star, well… you’re probably right. But just look at this picture of her playing the piano in a bikini and try to tell me she doesn’t have serious talent. And sure, I’m talking about her bikini-wearing skills more than any musical ability, but that part counts for way more in my book. Anyone can
sing be autotuned these days. Not everyone can look this hot in a bikini.
Here is Selena Gomez attending Louis Vuitton’s Paris Fashion Week and as usual she is looking pretty damn cute. I have nothing to add to these pictures other than I think it’s time Selena takes her artistry to the next level and releases some nude photos of herself before she gets too old. She’s already 23 and has only a couple years left to show that youthful body.
Two of my favorite pop star hotties Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party last night, and even though these two weren’t officially nominated for anything, who cares? I’m sure they’ll get their’s eventually, just like Leo finally did. Especially if they agree to film that sex tape I keep bugging them about. Anyone can fight a bear. But pretending to enjoy hooking up with a blogger? Now that would be some serious acting.
According to my sources, the 58th Annual Grammy Awards were held last night, and I was too busy
creeping models’ Instagrams working to watch it. But apparently my favorite pop star BFFs Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift showed up and gave us these great pictures. Here’s hoping these two won Best Lesbian Fantasy after this. Or sorry, is it Best Duet? Either way, I’d love to see an encore!
I don’t know what “genius” convinced Selena Gomez to do a photoshoot at the beach, got her to do a Jessica Alba bikini ass pose, and then forgot to position the camera to get the right angle. But I guess I should look on the bright side. And even though this shoot Selena did for the latest issue of W Magazine is a little more artsy than straight-up sexy, anytime you can get Selena posing in a bikini is sexy enough in my books. So enjoy. But seriously guys, next time, don’t forget to get the ass pose right! It’s the most important part of any good beach shoot.
In case you missed it, Neighbors 2 was already my most anticipated movie of the year based solely on the fact that Chloe Grace Moretz shows up in a bikini in it. But now the trailer’s come out, and I found out that Selena Gomez also shows up in a bikini. So I think it’s safe to say that this film is guaranteed to sweep the Oscars next year. And/or get me kicked out of my local movie theater. Can’t wait.
I didn’t watch SNL over the weekend, mostly because I think the show’s complete crap these days and I don’t know about you guys, but I have way better things to do with my Saturday nights. Like creep models on Instagram and fall asleep on my couch. Although I’ve gotta admit, it was a pretty funny joke to have Ronda Rousey “host” this week. That’s just hilarious. Anyway, according to my sources, I also missed Selena Gomez as the musical guest, and apparently she put on a pretty great show. But luckily, thanks to YouTube, we don’t have to miss a thing. Enjoy.
Just last week, I was complimenting Selena Gomez on finally living up to her hottie potential, and now here she is hiding from the paps in New York and covering her face like she’s Vanessa Hudgens or something. On the plus side, at least she forgot to cover her legs, so I’m willing to let Selena off with a warning this time. But if she wants to stay at the top of the charts as my new #1 pop star, I expect a whole lot more. Or rather, her wearing a whole lot less.