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Selena Gomez Does Coach Good

June 21st, 2017

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I guess Selena Gomez is technically supposed to be modeling Coach bags in this latest photoshoot of hers. And I don’t know about you guys, but right now, the only thing I’m feeling the urge to run out and buy is more Kleenex and another Costco-pack of Kirkland sweatpants. Because I’m going to be out of both in approximately 30-45 seconds.

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Selena Gomez’s Tongue Tease

June 14th, 2017

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m in a good mood today. I mean, why not? The weather’s nice, the sun’s out, and so is Selena Gomez‘s super-cute cleavage. And that’s pretty much a recipe for my perfect day. The only thing that could make this any better is if Selena would finally take me up on my offer to go out motorboating. I’m telling you, the weather’s perfect for it.

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Selena Gomez’s Tongue Action On Instagram

June 9th, 2017

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If you’ve been paying any attention to the site the past few months, you probably don’t need me to remind you how hot Selena Gomez has been looking. She’s gone from boring pop star to pants-meltingly hot Instagram thirst trap practically overnight. And best of all, now it looks like she’s close to mastering every professional Insta-hottie’s signature move: sexy tongue action. I’m telling you guys, if Selena keeps practicing, she could become an all-time great. We’re talking Hottie Hall of Fame here.

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Selena Gomez Is See Through

May 16th, 2017

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I’m not sure if this picture of Selena Gomez taking a nipple-tastic picture with one very, very, very, very lucky fan is new, or if it’s even real, for that matter. But I do know this: I’d be making the exact same face as that girl if I was taking this picture with Selena. Only there’s no way my eyes would be looking at the camera. Yow!

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Selena Gomez Gives Good Tongue

April 19th, 2017

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez photoshoot is for, and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up. All I know is, after all those years of trying to convince Selena that she needed to start dressing and acting more like the rest of her fellow pop star hotties, I’m glad to see her finally listening. Sure, her tongue action still needs a little work (and so does her see-through shirt game), but I’m sure she’ll get the hang of it eventually. Practice makes perfect.

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Selena Gomez Gets See Through

April 12th, 2017

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I don’t know what Selena Gomez is working on these days, but I’m definitely working on a five-story pants tent right now after seeing these pictures of her wearing a see-through shirt out in the desert somewhere. And if you ask me, this is a pretty good look for Selena. She should totally rock it more often. Preferably for some higher-quality photographs next time though.

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Selena Gomez Is Super Sexy In Vogue

March 17th, 2017

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Here is Selena Gomez in the latest cover of Vogue Magazine, and I have to say her little booty is looking mighty tasty. I’m not sure if she is done with her rehab, but it appears whatever they did to her, worked. Her hotness has cheered up little Tuna up.

         
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Selena Gomez Makes A Busty Return

February 28th, 2017

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We haven’t done a post on Selena Gomez in some time. I’m not sure what she is up to, but hopefully she’s not battling Lupus or in rehab. However, judging by these pics she posted on Instagram, it appears her boobies got a little bigger. Now we just need to see what they look like in a bikini.

         
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Selena Gomez’s InstaThong!

January 13th, 2017

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I always thought blogging was a great job, considering I don’t ever actually have to get out of bed for work and get paid to look at pictures of hotties in bikinis 5 days a week. But then I saw Selena Gomez‘s latest Instagram post and I think I finally found my true calling: being Selena’s personal thong photographer. First off, my phone takes great photos, and second, I guarantee I can do a better job than this dude. He’s getting the angle all wrong. Now, where do I send my resume?

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Selena Gomez’s Booty Revival

August 2nd, 2016

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Apparently Selena Gomez is on some kind of world tour right now, but since all we’re getting is a sneak peek at her sexy stomach in these paparazzi shots of her arriving at the Tokyo airport, I figured I’d include a bonus photoshoot she did for her Revival Tour too. Although, if Selena really wants to promote her new album, she’d forget flying halfway across the world to do concerts and just do more booty shows like this. It’s a lot cheaper, and a lot more effective from a marketing pants fire standpoint, if you ask me.

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Selena Gomez’s Teases on Instagram

June 23rd, 2016

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I think Selena Gomez is finally starting to understand what social media is for — aka interacting with her loyal fans giving us perverts serious pants fires. Anyway, here’s her latest sexy swimsuit tease, and I’m pretty sure Selena meant to send this to yours truly and just hit the wrong button, sending it to the rest of her 85+ million followers too, but luckily, I’m happy to share. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Carpool Karaoke

June 22nd, 2016

Not much of a fan of James Corden, but he managed to get Selena Gomez in his car and it was a pretty epic “Carpool Karaoke”

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