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Selena Gomez’s Latest Campaign Sucks

October 20th, 2017

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I don’t know when or how it happened, but it’s like everyone decided Selena Gomez would make a great model all of a sudden. First she was modeling leggings and sports bras for Puma, and now she’s doing Coach’s 2017 holiday campaign? Don’t get me wrong, Selena’s probably hotter than most of the other fake “celebrity” models they could have gotten for this, but if she’s going to be wearing this much clothing, then really, what’s the point of hiring her in the first place?

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Selena Gomez’s Sweet Cleavage SHow

October 17th, 2017

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I haven’t done a post on Selena Gomez in a while because she doesn’t post on social media with crap every day. However, when she does post, she makes it count. Here is a little video of her teasing us with her chichis. Well done.

         
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Selena Gomez’s Arty Tongue Shoot

September 4th, 2017

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I don’t know a whole lot about makeup or whatever, but I’m 99% sure that thing Selena Gomez is licking here is supposed to be for curling your eyebrows, not your tongue. Then again, I’m also 99% sure that if Selena really wants to promote her new album/tour/single, she should be doing daily bikini photoshoots on Instagram, not this fake artsy crap. Girl needs a new manager, stat!

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Selena Gomez Does The Piano In A Bikini

August 31st, 2017

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I know it’s been at least a week or two since I’ve done any new posts on Selena Gomez, so here’s a few new updates from the pop star hottie: here she is playing the piano in a bikini and doing deep knee bends in a bathrobe with her friends assistants. I guess she must be getting ready to go on tour soon. I know that probably means selling out giant arenas or whatever, but if Selena’s interested in doing any smaller, more intimate shows, my bedroom (AKA my mom’s basement) has great acoustics. Call me!

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Selena Gomez Bikini Pic And More

August 7th, 2017

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Don’t get me wrong, I am 100% here for Selena Gomez promoting her new single by dropping sexy selfies and new photoshoots on an almost daily basis. But if she wants to get serious about this whole self-promotion thing, someone’s got to get her a much better camera. Because this latest bikini picture is blurry AF. Luckily, I know someone whose phone takes great pictures and doesn’t have anything better to do than follow Selena around 24/7… Hint, hint. (It’s me.)

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Selena Gomez Does InStyle Good

August 4th, 2017

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I know I’ve made fun of Selena Gomez and her “music” “career” in the past, but ever since she dropped her newest single, we’ve been getting practically a nonstop string of hotness from the wannabe pop star. Like this latest photoshoot she did for InStyle. So now I’m thinking Selena needs to get back in the studio ASAP so she can keep this hot streak going. Well, as soon as she’s done in the pool, of course.


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Selena Gomez’s Private Polaroids

August 2nd, 2017

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Looks like Selena Gomez released a bunch of private candid Polaroids, I guess to promote her new single or something. And before you rush to hit that zoom button, no, none of them are as “private” as you might’ve hoped. So to make up for any eye strain you might’ve incurred as a result, I’ve included a GIF of Selena air humping on stage as a bonus. No zooming in necessary. (You’re welcome.)

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Selena Gomez’s Panties, Nippleitis And More Is A Fetish

July 28th, 2017

Turns out, that video of Selena Gomez lip-synching along to her new single “Fetish” wasn’t the actual music video for the song. And thank God, because the real one is so, so much better. I can’t speak to the song itself, because I still haven’t taken this thing off mute, but otherwise, it’s got everything I look for in a good video: a hot pop star with nippleitis feeling herself up and… yeah, nevermind. That’s pretty much all me and the Little Tuna need. Enjoy!



Selena Gomez Is Almost A Hot Cougar!

July 24th, 2017

According to my sources over at Google, Selena Gomez turned 25 over the weekend. And apparently she celebrated by getting a bunch of her cute friends together to hit some winery. (I’d been hoping for the trampoline park, but oh well…) Anyway, I’d like to wish Selena a happy birthday. But she’d better be careful now that she’s getting into her hottie old age years. “Birthday in wine country” is definitely entering cougar territory.

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Selena Gomez’s Mouth Fetish

July 17th, 2017

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Remember those Selena Gomez “Fetish” pictures I had for you guys last week? Well, now I’ve got the full music video for you below. And I don’t get what any of this has to do with a smoking car or a pop star with a serious case of nippelitis, because all it is is Selena’s mouth lip-syncing the words to the song for 3 minutes. But I’m sure that’s probably a fetish for at least a few of you weirdos out there, so enjoy, I guess.

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Selena Gomez Gets Arty Hot

July 12th, 2017

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I’m not sure what’s up with Selena Gomez and all the artsy photoshoots lately, but I guess she must have a new album coming out soon or something. But honestly, if Selena really wants to generate some more attention for herself, she doesn’t need to go to all this trouble. All she needs is a sleazy blogger with a iPhone and an Internet connection to “accidentally” “leak” some dirty pictures. And luckily, I know just the guy. Call me!

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Selena Gomez’s See Through Fetish

July 10th, 2017

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According to my sources, “Fetish” is apparently the name of Selena Gomez‘s new single. Although that’s pretty convenient, because it also describes the fixation I’ve got for hot pop stars coming down with a serious case of nippleitis in the middle of summer. Here’s hoping Selena does an encore.

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