I always thought blogging was a great job, considering I don’t ever actually have to get out of bed for work and get paid to look at pictures of hotties in bikinis 5 days a week. But then I saw Selena Gomez‘s latest Instagram post and I think I finally found my true calling: being Selena’s personal thong photographer. First off, my phone takes great photos, and second, I guarantee I can do a better job than this dude. He’s getting the angle all wrong. Now, where do I send my resume?
Apparently Selena Gomez is on some kind of world tour right now, but since all we’re getting is a sneak peek at her sexy stomach in these paparazzi shots of her arriving at the Tokyo airport, I figured I’d include a bonus photoshoot she did for her Revival Tour too. Although, if Selena really wants to promote her new album, she’d forget flying halfway across the world to do concerts and just do more booty shows like this. It’s a lot cheaper, and a lot more effective from a
marketing pants fire standpoint, if you ask me.
I think Selena Gomez is finally starting to understand what social media is for — aka
interacting with her loyal fans giving us perverts serious pants fires. Anyway, here’s her latest sexy swimsuit tease, and I’m pretty sure Selena meant to send this to yours truly and just hit the wrong button, sending it to the rest of her 85+ million followers too, but luckily, I’m happy to share. Enjoy.
I have no clue when Selena Gomez decided to become an Instagram model (and I don’t know why no one told me about it sooner!). But here’s a few of the latest pictures she posted, and I’ve gotta say, I think Selena should forget the whole pop star act and try going pro at this Instagram modeling thing. Because with a little work and a lot less clothing, I really think she could be one of the best.
Here’s Selena Gomez putting on a show for her fans in Calgary, which I guess means that tour of hers has started. And you know, even though I’ve never been a fan of Selena’s music, I’ve always been interested in seeing her live. I’m just waiting for her to play a smaller, more intimate venue where I can really appreciate the full (leg) show. Somewhere like my mom’s basement. Don’t laugh. The acoustics in here are great.
In case you needed more proof that women’s mags are 20 times hotter than those so-called “men’s” magazines these days, here’s a sneak peek at Selena Gomez‘s latest shoot for Marie Claire, thanks to this behind-the-scenes video. And I’m pretty sure this is already hotter than anything Maxim‘s done all year. Enjoy.
Apparently Selena Gomez is doing some tour for her new album, because according to my sources, this latest topless shot is part of her official Revival Tour photoshoot. I guess they figure getting Selena topless will help sell tickets or something, and I bet it’s working. I’ve never been a huge fan of Selena’s music, but I’d line up for hours for a front-row seat to see this live. Well, assuming she really does do her entire set topless. Otherwise, it’s just false advertising.
According to my sources, Selena Gomez is going on tour for her new album or something, so here’s a couple pictures of her looking hot to celebrate. Which got me thinking, I’ve always wanted to see Selena live. I wonder if she’s playing any dates near me. And if not, my mom’s basement has great acoustics. Just putting it out there…
Here is Selena Gomez in an amazing GQ photoshoot. I’ve always said that she should show more skin and I think she is finally taking my advice because here she is teasing with some topless action. Sure she isn’t revealing all the goods, but I think its only a matter of time. Baby steps….
Here’s Selena Gomez looking nice and chesty on her way into the airport in LA, and I don’t know where she’s headed, but all I know is, whoever got the seat next to her lucked into a serious upgrade. Anyway, enjoy the pictures, while I get ready for take-off too. I’m talking about my pants, just to be clear.
Selena Gomez was on a serious hot streak for a while there, between her sexy video and all those bikini pictures. But I guess now that she doesn’t have a new album to promote, she’s back to dressing like her boring old self. Luckily, that’s still hotter than half the other pop star hotties out there, but now that we know Selena can look that good if she tries, I expect a little more out of her than this.
For all of you cynics out there who think Selena Gomez is just another overproduced, interchangeable pop star, well… you’re probably right. But just look at this picture of her playing the piano in a bikini and try to tell me she doesn’t have serious talent. And sure, I’m talking about her bikini-wearing skills more than any musical ability, but that part counts for way more in my book. Anyone can
sing be autotuned these days. Not everyone can look this hot in a bikini.