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I Never Thought I’d Say This, But Selena Gomez Looks Better With Clothes On!

May 1st, 2015

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I have a feeling I might get some angry emails for this, but here’s Selena Gomez attending some charity event called We Day, and after those pictures of Selena looking a little chunky in a swimsuit last month, I think I might actually prefer her wearing clothes. Which is a sad day for us all. So, speaking of charity, I’d be happy to help Selena get on an exercise plan free of charge. It involves 30 seconds of vigorous cardio with an out-of-shape blogger 3 days a week (maybe 45 if we’re going for a new personal best). And just think of how many lives we could improve. Starting with mine.

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Selena Gomez’s Chunky Swimsuit Pictures

April 17th, 2015

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Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds. And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof. Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger.

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Selena Gomez Swimsuit Pics For Her Fans

April 10th, 2015

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Because I’m a pro, I was doing some very important “research” earlier, when I came across these: a pair of seriously hot swimsuit pictures that Selena Gomez exclusively shared with yours truly (and, you know, another 27 million of her followers). And now I get to share them with you perverts. So there, it turns out obsessively creeping hotties’ Instagrams all day does pay off. Who’s wasting their life now, Mom? Just wait until I finally get that Pulitzer.

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Selena Gomez Does Adidas Good

March 3rd, 2015

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Here’s Selena Gomez back with another sexy photoshoot for Adidas, and as much as I’m digging the shots, I still don’t get whose bright idea it was to make Selena a spokesmodel. And I don’t really get how these pictures are supposed to help sell more shoes. Sweatpants, maybe. Or Kleenex. Or Costco-sized tubs of hand lotion. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to have to restock on all three after this. But hey, at least somebody’s making money off this, right?

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Selena Gomez Topless In V Magazine

February 17th, 2015

Well, it’s about time Selena Gomez starts taking off her clothes, but after seeing these pictures her topless in the the latest V Magazine issue, I feel like I might get arrested for posting them. According to Wikipedia she is 22, but now I want to see her driver’s licence for proof. I feel like this a trap!

         
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Selena Gomez’s Juicy Booty Goodness

January 30th, 2015

Looks like we’re going to start getting daily updates from the set of Selena Gomez‘s new movie, and that’s good news, but it’s going to allow me to keep tabs on her weight. And since this is the first good look we’re getting at Selena’s booty, I’m happy to report that even though it’s a little thicker than I remembered, it’s still looking very healthy. Although I’d have to do a hands-on examination to know for sure. But if that’s not covered by Selena’s healthcare, I’d be happy to do it on the house. The well-being of her booty is very important. Especially for me and the Little Tuna.

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Selena Gomez Is A Cute Chubby Hitchhiker

January 29th, 2015

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Here’s Selena Gomez back on set filming her new movie The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving, whatever the hell that means. Only this time we’re getting a peek at her stomach as she tries to hitchhike. And I don’t know, she’s still looking a little chubby if you ask me. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d definitely still give her a ride. I just don’t think that 30-45 seconds of cardio will make much of a difference.

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Selena Gomez Is Looking A Little Chubby

January 28th, 2015

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I don’t know what happened to Selena Gomez, but here she is on set of her movie ‘The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving’ and not only is she smoking, she looks like she has gained a few extra lbs. Not saying she looks bad, but I’m concerned that if this continues there’s going to be a shortage of pantfires in the Tuna household.

         
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Selena Gomez And Gigi Hadid Make A Great Pair

January 2nd, 2015

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I never knew that Selena Gomez and one of my new favorite models GiGi Hadid were friends before, but here they are ringing in the New Year together and kicking off 2015 right: by giving me one hell of a lesbian fantasy to take into the new year. In fact, I know it’s only Day 2 of 365, but I think we might as well call it right now. Because I just don’t see how it’s getting any better than this. So ladies and gentlemen, here’s your official frontrunner for Fantasy of the Year. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Is Getting Chubby

December 29th, 2014

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These past couple months, I’ve been loving the new and improved Selena Gomez and all the hotness she’s been dropping (and I know I’m not the only one). But I’ve gotta say, she’s looking a little chubby in these shots. I guess she had too much to eat over Christmas. So just to make sure this doesn’t get out of control, I think Selena’s New Year’s resolution should be to go on the patented Tuna exercise regimen: 30-45 seconds of cardio with yours truly 5 times a week. I’ll even give her the first couple sessions on the house as a Christmas present.

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Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Tight Black Dress!

November 24th, 2014

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With all the hotness that Selena Gomez has been dropping lately, I’ve gotta say that I’m a little disappointed with her outfit choice for the American Music Awards. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I always dig seeing hotties stuffed into tight dresses, but Selena’s been putting on some pretty great cleavage shows lately and expectations were high. This was supposed to be a big night for the Little Tuna. And Selena too, I guess. Oh well. Better luck next year, everybody.

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Selena Gomez’s Cleavage Show

November 10th, 2014

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Here’s Selena Gomez at the 3rd Annual Unlikely Heroes Awards Dinner And Gala. First there is an award for heroes and now for unlikely heroes. What’s next? An award for heroes with the best cleavage? If so, Selena might have just have won that. I’m loving this classy outfit with subtle cleavage.

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Selena Gomez Lets It Hang Loose

November 4th, 2014

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I guess Selena Gomez has been digging all the extra attention I’ve been giving her almost as much as I’ve been digging her recent hot streak, because now here she is going out with her friends without a bra. And while that’s a pretty great move, maybe I’ve just been spoiled by all the Selena hotness lately, because I was kind of expecting to see her going out without a shirt instead. Oh well, maybe next time. Fingers crossed.

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