Because I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing, I haven’t gotten to the jokes part yet), I’m going to spare you perverts the embarrassment of pretending you’re buying the latest issue of Cosmopolitan for your “wife and/or girlfriend.” Trust me, no one would’ve believed you anyway. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get to drool over these shots of Shay Mitchell in the June issue, which are hotter than anything I’ve seen in the so-called “men’s” magazines in months. So enjoy, and you’re welcome in advance.
Here’s Shay Mitchell at the 2016 ABC Freeform Upfronts, and that must mean they haven’t cancelled Pretty Little Liars yet and she’s still got a job (and doesn’t need to take me up on my lucrative sex tape offer). But the good news is Shay remembered to show off that super-cute cleavage of hers, so I’ve still got a job too. I’d call that a win.
I keep waiting for that Pretty Little Liars show to get cancelled so Shay Mitchell here will finally have to consider taking me up on my promising new business venture. But thanks to this “artsy” sexy black and white photoshoot, at least we’ve got something to tide us over while we wait. I figure this ought to last me and the Little Tuna a full 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I pace myself. Enjoy.
I’m still waiting for Shay Mitchell to take me up on my potentially very lucrative
sex tape business offer, and I’m not really sure what the hold-up is. I guess they’re still making that Pretty Little Liars show, but that crap’s gotta be ending soon, and she’s going to be looking for work again. And maybe that offer won’t be on the table anymore. …Just kidding. As long as her super-cute cleavage is still looking this good, the offer’ll stand. Call me!
Here’s Pretty Little Liars star Shay Mitchell busting out her pretty little cleavage for a good cause at the Children Mending Hearts fundraiser. And I know that the teen show’s been good to her and all, but if you ask me, I think it’s time for Shay to start starring in more adult projects. And I just so happen to have one in mind — it’s about a young hottie who
falls in love makes a sex tape with a pasty blogger, and I think Shay would be perfect for it. Does anybody know how I get in touch with her agent?
I always have a hard time keeping up with all the young hotties out there, but I’m pretty sure that you can see Shay Mitchell and this sweet cleavage of hers on Pretty Little Liars as long as your court-appointed parole officer hasn’t blocked ABC Family on your TV. Anyway, after this, I’d say that Shay’s definitely talented enough to start taking on more adult roles though. And it just so happens that I’m still looking for a leading lady for my upcoming big-budget sex tape. So if Shay’s game, the part’s hers. She wouldn’t even have to try out. These pictures are audition enough.
Here’s one of my favorite underrated hotties Ashley Benson and her Pretty Little Liars co-star Shay Mitchell hanging out in bikinis at the beach together, like all hot co-stars should be contractually obligated to do at least once a season. But I just have one question: why is Ashley covering her lower half the whole time? What’s she hiding under there? See, now this is exactly the kind of investigative journalism I actually care about, so I won’t rest until I find out. And hey, maybe I could finally win that Pulitzer if I do. Wish me luck.
I’ve never seen an episode of Pretty Little Liars before, but I might’ve if I’d known the cast was this hot. Well, OK, I might’ve watched a few seconds on mute at least. But better late than never I guess, so here’s Shay Mitchell, Lucy Hale, Ashley Benson, Sasha Pieterese, and Troian Bellisario all together for the season finale live script read-through. Is it too late for a last-minute rewrite to add in a few five-way makeout scenes? Because just speaking as a new fan here, but I think that’s what the show has been missing all these years.
Today’s extra catch consists of Cobie Smulders, Kelly Brook, Joyce Giraud, Ashley Greene, Jessica Alba, Maggie Grace, Ashley Benson, Shay Mitchell, Lucy Hale, Kyle Richards,Katie Cleary,Kendall Jenner, Estella Warren, Pixie Lott, Alesha Dixon, Eva Longoria, Laura Prepon, Kate Upton.
Today’s extra catch consists of Kaley Cuoco, Kylie Minogue, Heidi Klum, Rebecca Gayheart, Shay Mitchell, Sasha Pieterse, Carrie Keagan, Cat Deeley, Abigail Spencer, Malin Akerman, Diane Kruger, Emmy Rossum, Chantelle Houghton, Rihanna, Thandie Newton, The Howe Twins, Jamie Chung, Kelly Brook, Christina Milian.
Today’s extra catch consists of Ashley Benson, Paula Labaredas, Melinda Messenger, Pamela Anderson, Genevieve Angelson, Kat Dennings, Ashley Tisdale, Shay Mitchell, Rachel Korine, Vanessa Hudgens, Sammy Droke, Bella Thorne, Cara Santana, Claire Sinclair, Emilia Clarke, Roxanne McKee, Heidi Klum.
As far as I can tell, I’ve never done a post on Shay Mitchell before, because I would definitely remember a set like this. Apparently she’s on the show Pretty Little Liars, which I’ve never watched, but luckily I don’t have to since my demographic doesn’t include any 15-year-old girls (at least I don’t think). All I need to know is that this Shay chick has a cute face and a nice body, and that’s good enough for me. Because I’m betting she could’ve walked in off the street for all you guys care. So enjoy.