Emily Ratajkowski is one of those models who is just popular because she got naked in a very racy music video, but I wonder where she’d be if that video never happened? Probably Playboy Cyber girl. Anyway, here are her latest Instagram posts and Snaps. Enjoy.
I’ve done a couple posts on Ryan Newman before, but I’m guessing you perverts probably aren’t as up-to-date on your C-list “celebrities” as I am. So here’s a quick refresher: Ryan here’s a professional “actress,” and also a wannabe model and pretend singer. And I guess now we can add professional InstaHottie to the list, because this girl’s social media game is so hot, it should come with a flammable warning or something. Yow!
Looks like Bella Thorne took my advice about switching up her Snapchat game a bit. Because yes, we’re still getting some of that signature tongue action of hers, but we’re also getting a whole bunch of bikini booty goodness thanks to this beach trip Bella and her hot friends took. And that’s why she’s the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat. Because she understands that a day at the beach isn’t a day off, it’s a chance to triple your follower count.
Now that Bella Thorne‘s done showing off her new nipple ring, looks like she’s getting back to the classics: AKA showing off her tongue on Snapchat pretty much 24/7. And don’t get me wrong, I like some good Bella tongue action as much as the next pervert, but I just wish she’d switch things up a bit more. Maybe throw a few full-frontal mirror pictures into the mix. Just a suggestion.
I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case.
Looks like Bella Thorne is still on that bikini vacation of hers this week, and that’s great news for all of us perverts out there. But just in case you missed her daily Snapchat updates, not to worry, I’ve collected them all for you here. And the best part? Thanks to the magic of the screenshot, you now get to drool over from more than a few seconds at a time. Enjoy.
I hope you guys had a happy New Year, but even if you didn’t, here’s something guaranteed to make sure you have a very happy January 2nd: it’s a new bikini Snapchat “photoshoot” from Bella Thorne. I’m glad to see that even while the rest of us were taking the day off yesterday, the world’s #1 Snapchat hottie was still hard at work. Bravo.
OK, so I get why I wasn’t invited to Sports Illustrated’s whole bikini model Fan Fest thing (it probably had something to do with my habit of taking my pants off in public, right?). But I don’t get why Lindsey Pelas wasn’t included either. I mean, I know being a professional Snapchat bikini model isn’t a real gig, but who cares? This busty blonde regularly posts some of the hottest bikini pictures I’ve ever seen. And that’s got to count for something. Besides a five-alarm pants fire, that is.
In case anybody out there still doesn’t believe that Bella Thorne is the hardest-working Snapchat hottie in the business, I’m betting this latest round of pictures should change that. See, here she is giving her fans some of her signature tongue action at 2:30 AM, not to mention delivering one of the best booty Snaps I’ve seen in months. I don’t know if they give out Nobel Prizes for Snapchat yet, but if/when they do, Bella’s a lock. Yow.
It’s my job to stay up to date on all the latest stories from the hot nobody beat, and as my regular readers know, I’ve been following this whole “Lindsey Pelas has massive funbags” story for a while now. But as great as her Instagram and Snapchat pics have been lately, I’m starting to think she might be cheating. See, I’ve been studying this very closely this morning, and she puts these weird pee yellow filters onto some of her pictures that hide any/all imperfections. And I don’t know if that’s technically cheating or not but… For some reason, I don’t mind at all. Carry on, Lindsey. And just keep the pictures coming. Please.
It’s official: after this latest busty selfie photoshoot, Iryna Ivanova is definitely my new favorite Snapchatter. Well, at least until Bella Thorne drops some more topless tongue action, that is. But either way, I’m glad to see Iryna is taking her new gig so seriously, and I think she definitely deserves to earn a whole bunch more followers for all this hard work.
Yup, it’s official: after this latest round of serious Snapchat pants fire material, Abby Dowse here is my new favorite busty Snapchat hottie. (Well, at least until I check what Lindsey Pelas has been up to lately…) But see, this is what I love about social media. Used to be, us perverts had to wait weeks or even months to get a new lingerie photoshoot from a hottie like this. Now, I just fire up my phone and get a new one every day. Screw flying cars and jetpacks. This is an even better future than any of those lame sci-fi writers could’ve ever imagined.
Here’s Bella Thorne doing what she does best: giving us some great bikini and/or tongue action on social media. The only thing that’s missing this time is her patented booty shot. We came so close to getting the full trifecta. Oh well. I bet if we wait another 24
hours minutes, there’ll be a whole more where this came from. So enjoy these for now, and make sure to stay tuned.
Sorry Lindsey Pelas, but I think I’ve found my new favorite Snapchat bust show, courtesy of Abby Dowse here. Now, I’m not entirely sure what Abby does for work, but here’s hoping she can figure out a way to turn “giving me a pants fire via social media” into a full-time job. Because I can tell she’s already a total pro at it.