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Sofia Vergara’s Bikini Goodness

January 16th, 2018

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I just heard they’re planning to end Modern Family after next season, and honestly, I didn’t even realize they were still making that show. I stopped watching it years ago. Anyway, I know Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland both have promising second careers as full-time Instagram models lined up, but I’m not sure what’s going to happen to Sofia Vergara. Although if the show ending gives her more free time to spend in a bikini, I’m all for it. They should’ve cancelled that thing years ago.

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Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage View

December 19th, 2017

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I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Sofia Vergara, but ever since Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland discovered the career-boosting joys of InstaWh%ring, Sofia’s probably only the third-most famous hottie on Modern Family these days. Luckily, those giant funbags of hers never go out of style though, so I think Sofia’s due for a major comeback. Especially if she keeps putting out pictures like this. Fingers crossed.

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Sofia Vergara Nude In Women’s Health

August 2nd, 2017

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I guess Sofia Vergara didn’t appreciate all the attention we’ve been giving her Modern Family co-star/hottie Ariel Winter lately. And the good news is, she’s been around long enough to know exactly how to take back the headlines: by posing naked for the cover of some random magazine. Works every time. And it’s definitely working for me. Enjoy!

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Sofia Vergara Rides A Bull In The Water

April 26th, 2017

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If you’ve ever dreamt of seeing a busty TV star attempt to ride an inflatable bull in a pool, first off, you’ve got some weirdly-specific fantasies. And second, you’re in luck, because Sofia Vergara just posted that exact video on Instagram. Also, in related news, I’m pretty sure Sofia’s 15 minutes of fame just got extended by another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate real hard. Wish us luck.

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Best Globes At The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards

January 9th, 2017

The 74th annual Golden Globes were held last night, and in case you didn’t watch, here’s a quick rundown of the highlights: La La Land won everything, mean Meryl Streep hurt poor Donald Trump’s feelings, and most importantly, a whole bunch of hot actresses showed off some serious cleavage. Here’s a few of my favorites, starting with Miss Golden Globes herself, Sofia Vergara, who deserves her own lifetime achievement award someday for all the award show hotness she’s given us over the years. Enjoy.

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Sofia Vergara Wins For Best Cleavage (Again)

September 19th, 2016

Apparently the 68th annual Emmy Awards were held in LA last night, and I guess Sofia Vergara was there to accept her record 10th straight “Best Cleavage on TV” trophy. At least, I’m assuming that’s a category. Otherwise, I’m not really sure why people even bother watching these lame award shows in the first place. Anyway, congratulations Sofia, and here’s to many more years as TV’s top hottie. Me and the Little Tuna will be rooting for you.

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Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage Show At The 88th Annual Academy Awards

February 29th, 2016

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I have no clue what Sofia Vergara was doing at the Oscars last night, unless she thought she got nominated for that terrible movie she did with Reese Witherspoon and nobody told her otherwise. But I’m not gonna lie, I was glad to see her show up, because these lame awards shows can be so damn boring, and there’s nothing quite like Sofia’s funbags to spice them up. Nevermind, now I know why she was invited: she’s an instant pants ratings boost.

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Sofia Vergara Busts Out Big Time At The SAG Awards

February 1st, 2016

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Between Sarah Hyland and now Ariel Winter, Sofia Vergara‘s got an awful lot of hottie competition on Modern Family these days. But don’t let a few good red carpet outfits fool you, Sofia’s still the reigning #1 sitcom hottie. Especially after the cleavage she dropped at the SAG Awards over the weekend. Sure, Sofia may be in 40s by now, but judging from these shots, she’s still got a ton of good years left. I’m not seeing any sag at all here.

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Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Pink Booty Action

December 18th, 2015

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You know, we spend so much time drooling over Sofia Vergara‘s funbags on this site that I tend to completely forget to appreciate the rest of her too. And no, I don’t mean her comic timing or acting ability, I mean, her killer booty. But here she is in yoga pants filming scenes for Modern Family, and I plan on giving Sofia’s perfect booty all the time it deserves. A full 30, maybe even 45 seconds.

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Sofia Vergara’s Funbags Are Out-Of-This-World!

December 15th, 2015

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I’m pretty sure it was mandatory for every hottie within a 50 mile radius to show up to the Star Wars premiere last night, even though I guarantee Sofia Vergara couldn’t care less about this nerd crap. So no, you probably shouldn’t bother trying to invite her over to your mom’s basement to play with your Wookie. Trust me, I’ve tried tons of times and it never works.

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Sofia Vergara Gives Us Some Nice Views While Heading To The View

September 24th, 2015

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According to my sources, a new season of Modern Family is starting up again soon, and here’s everyone’s favorite TV hottie Sofia Vergara heading into The View to promote the show with a couple solid booty profile shots. So enjoy and remember to set your DVRs, and hopefully one of these days, they’ll finally figure out a recording technology that allows us to only tape the good stuff and skip the rest: aka the commercials, and any scenes without Sofia or Sarah Hyland in them.

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Sofia Vergara’s Curves At The 67th annual Emmys

September 21st, 2015

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The 67th annual Emmys were held last night, and according to my sources, my favorite TV hottie Sofia Vergara wasn’t nominated for anything this year. Which is just crazy. I mean, sure, I haven’t watched a single full episode of Modern Family this season, but just going off the behind-the-scenes pictures, it looked like one of Sofia’s best seasons ever. But I guess on the bright side, maybe it means Sofia will have to step her game up next year and finally film that bikini trampoline episode all of us perverts true fans have been waiting for. Fingers crossed!

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Sofia Vergara Knows How To Dress

September 15th, 2015

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Sofia Vergara made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel and once again, Va Va Voom! This chick must have a closet full of tight dresses and luckily for us, she’s not afraid to wear them. Amen!

         
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