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Lindsay Lohan In A Swimsuit Is Bad News

July 31st, 2014

Lindsay Lohan

Yikes. So much for hoping that Lindsay Lohan was finally starting to turn things around, or her having some of the best sideboob in the business. Because these pictures of her in Ibiza kind of put an end to both those arguments. Unfortunately, it looks like those freckled funbags of Lindsay’s are heading in the same direction as her career these days, and both are going south fast. I mean, I still hope she can get back to where she used to be, but it’s going to take a lot of hard work and dedication. I’m talking about her funbags, just to be clear.

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Eva Herzigova Could Use A Little Work

July 29th, 2014

Eva Herzigova

Since I know that you perverts dig former supermodels as much as I do, here’s Eva Herzigova showing off that 41-year-old booty of hers at the beach. Now, I know she’s not quite in vintage form anymore, otherwise she’d be rocking a bikini, but I’m still seeing enough to make me feel very happy and nostalgic right now. You can feel nostaglia in your pants, right?

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Paris Hilton’s Booty In A Swimsuit!

July 29th, 2014

Paris Hilton

I’ve never been a fan of PDA, unless me and the Little Tuna are involved, but for some reason I can’t look away from these pictures of Paris Hilton making out with some dude at the beach. Besides the obvious, that Paris’ booty is by far her best “asset” these days, it’s kind of like rubbernecking at a car accident. I just hope that dude’s going to be OK, and that he’s got good health insurance to deal with whatever he probably just caught. So don’t be too jealous, and just be glad you get to enjoy these pictures from a safe distance instead.

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Selena Gomez Swimsuit Pictures!

July 24th, 2014

Selena Gomez

Looks like Selena Gomez is enjoying her vacation right now, which is great news, because thanks to the magic of zoom lenses, it means the rest of us get to enjoy it too. So sure, it’d be even better if Selena was in a bikini here instead of a one-piece, but it’d also be a whole lot better if we were seeing this glorious sight in person instead of sitting behind a computer screen. I say take what you can get.

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Christina Milian Bikini Pictures

July 7th, 2014

Christina Milian

So apparently we have Paris Hilton to thank for something else today besides those solid bikini pictures of hers. Because now here’s Christina Milian rocking a sexy swimsuit, and I’m told these are from Paris’ 4th of July Malibu beach party. Isn’t it nice to know that forgotten hotties stick together? Anyway, I’d complain that I wasn’t invited too, but I guess they were just afraid all those ladies couldn’t be trusted to control themselves around a blogger in a Speedo, so I completely understand.

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Carmen Electra Does Galore Magazine

July 2nd, 2014

Carmen Electra

Here’s a brand-new photoshoot Carmen Electra did for Galore Magazine, and I don’t know how she does it, but even though she’s in her 40s now, somehow Carmen still looks every bit as hot these days as she did 20 years ago. OK, sure, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration, but come on. I’ve been trying to convince Carmen to hook up with me for years now, and as long as she’s still doing ridiculously hot shoots like this, I’m not going to stop either.

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OMG! Luci Ford Eating Spaghetti Has Just Made Me Al Dente

June 17th, 2014

Luci Ford

Can I explain why my new favorite model Luci Ford is eating spaghetti in a stars and stripes swimsuit in these latest pictures? No. But is it still hot enough to cause your pants to spontaneously combust in 0.001 seconds? Most definitely. All I know is, I’ve never felt more patriotic in my life than I do right now. You can feel patriotism in your pants, right? Either way, I’m thinking these should replace those old Uncle Sam posters in schools and post offices. Who do I talk to about that?

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AnnaLynne McCord Swimsuit Pictures

June 11th, 2014

Annalynne McCord

Used to be, we’d get pictures of AnnaLynne McCord at the beach on almost a weekly basis, but they’ve been pretty rare to come by lately. I’m not sure if her show got cancelled, or if the paparazzi just moved on to bigger, bustier hotties (like Ana Braga), all I know is, there’s been a serious lack of AnnaLynne bikini shots recently. So make sure to take your time and enjoy these new ones, because it might be a while before we get to see AnnaLynne and that booty of hers at the beach again.

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Abigail Clancy In A Sexy Black Swimsuit

June 5th, 2014

Abigail Clancy

As you guys know, I love Abigail Clancy. Here she is once again at the beach in a sexy black swimsuit. I dig it, but I’m concerned about Abbey’s tan-lines. Even though that swimsuit is top notch, I have a feeling that when she looks at her perfect naked little body in the mirror today, she will not like what she sees. What am I saying? Abbey could have purple, pink and green dots all over her body and still be hot.

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Catrinel Menghia Guarantees Instant Pants Fires

June 3rd, 2014

Catrinel Menghia

She doesn’t show up on the site all that often, but whenever she does, Catrinel Menghia here is a guaranteed instant pants fire, whether she’s in lingerie or a bikini. So here’s the super-hot Romanian model getting down and dirty in the sand for a new swimsuit shoot at the beach. And I think we both need to hit the showers after this one. Yow. Enjoy.

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Jessica Simpson Swimsuit Pictures

May 27th, 2014

Jessica Simpson

In case you missed it, we’re in the middle of another Jessica Simpson hotness comeback at the moment, which pretty much just means she’s been showing up lately at the airport or the red carpet showing off just enough skin to get me excited. But every once in a while, we get something even better, like these pictures she posted to Instagram of her posing in a swimsuit… with a golf club. And yeah, I don’t get it either. She should clearly be in a bikini instead, right?

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Meet Dutch Hottie Chelina Manuhutu

May 13th, 2014

Chelina Manuhutu

Since I know how you guys like discovering unknown hot nobodies almost as much as I do, here’s a new one for you: Dutch hottie Chelina Manuhutu. So I did my usual research, which involves 2 hours on Instagram and 2 seconds on Google, and turns out, in addition to being a smoking hot swimsuit model (which you probably could’ve already guessed), Chelina’s also a DJ. Huh. I’ve never been a big club guy, but if she ever needs a beatboxer, I’d be willing to offer my services. No, wait, I meant motorboater. Like I said, I’m not a big club guy.

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Meet Super Cute Hipster Bryden Jenkins

May 9th, 2014

Bryden Jenkins

Here’s a sexy new shoot from hipster hottie Bryden Jenkins, and once you’re done enjoying these, I suggest you go take a look at her Instagram too. It’s pretty much half pictures of her cute pooch, and half pictures of her cute body. And even though I’d prefer more of a 1:10 ratio, hey, I’ll still take it. Now, when can we set up a playdate? I want to see these puppies in person.

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Rachel Barnes’ Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

April 8th, 2014

Rachel Barnes

According to my research, I’m way late to the party when it comes to this Rachel Barnes hottie. Because apparently some of you have known about her for a few years now thanks to some Justin Bieber music video she was in — that is, if you want to admit to watching that teenage lesbian’s music videos. Personally, I’ll take the sexy swimsuit pictures instead. Anyway, clearly I’ll have to spend the next few hours carefully researching Rachel’s Instagram to get caught up. Guess I’d better cancel that important afternoon meeting with my couch.

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