It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from Olivia Culpo, but here she is with a new shoot for Galore Magazine. If you ask me, it’s kind of a cliched photoshoot between her posing with the Fanta bottle, the old phone, the popsicle, the strawberry. Not exactly groundbreaking material here. But hey, it works. Some things are classics for a reason, right? Enjoy.
I’m not seeing Maryna Linchuk‘s crazy-rich boyfriend anywhere in these shots, just her perfect model booty. So who knows, maybe that means the Victoria’s Secret hottie is single again. In which case, I really think she should consider giving me a shot. Sure, my net worth doesn’t hit six figures unless you count my collection of expired Burger King coupons. But it’s not about money, right? Ha. I crack myself up sometimes. I think that was my best joke yet. Anyway, enjoy.
Sorry in advance about the pictures of Khloe Kardashian, but the chance to see Kendal Jenner‘s sweet booty in a swimsuit was just too good to pass up… And I have to say, I’m glad to see that while Kendall may have inherited her big sisters’ love of Instagram modeling, she didn’t also inherit the gross fat ass gene with it. Phew.
I had to look up Delilah Parillo just now, because I’d never heard of her before this. And so far, I haven’t been able to find out much about the blonde model, besides the fact that she’s from California and an Aries… But I’ve been seeing a lot of people call her “ethereal.” Although I’m pretty sure they just mean she’s a sexy weirdo. So for you perverts out there with an English degree, enjoy.
Normally, I’m not a big fan of the one-piece. But after seeing the way Karrueche Tran is wearing hers at the beach in Miami, I realized maybe I’ve just never seen anyone wear one properly. So ladies, take note, because this is how you’re supposed to wear a swimsuit like this: yanked up as much as physically possible and giving yourself a wedgie. Yum.
I can barely remember the last time we did a post on Keeley Hazell for the site, but I’m really glad to see one of my all-time favorite busty British hotties is back to work doing photoshoots at the beach again. And between that and the whole Baywatch theme, these pictures have got me feeling seriously nostalgic right now. You can feel nostalgia in your pants, right? Because I’m definitely feeling something.
Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds. And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof. Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger.
Normally, whenever I see a hottie like Doutzen Kroes at the beach, I like to make some crack about wanting to take them out motorboating. But I figure it’s probably time to switch it up a bit. Mostly because, for some reason, I still haven’t had anybody take me up on my offer. And seeing these pictures of Doutzen in Miami is giving me a great idea. I forget what this dumb beach paddle ball game is called, but I can think of a whole bunch of other fun ways the two of us could use those paddles. Call me!
I know a lot of you cynics out there don’t believe in love at first sight, but me and the Little Tuna both fell head over heels for Denise Schaefer after seeing this shoot the Peruvian hottie did with Jeffrey Chan. She’s got everything I look for in a woman these days: a perfect body and an Instagram full of bikini and/or lingerie selfies. I mean, what more do you really need?
I don’t know a whole lot about Kaylee J Lavigne here and I’m too lazy to look her up, but her latest beach shoot is currently bringing back some very fond memories for me and the Little Tuna. Seeing her busting out of that red swimsuit is reminding me of all those glorious afternoons spent locked in my room watching Baywatch reruns. Now those were the good old days. And I really should do it again sometime. I mean, it’s been at least a whole 10
When I woke up this morning, I wasn’t expecting to see Amanda Seyfried in a swimsuit. Here she is doing some photoshoot in Miami and I’m very impressed with that delicious booty. I don’t know why she has been hiding it all these years, but I am sure glad she is now showing it off.
Ever since Doutzen Kroes went and had that kid of hers, I’ve been waiting to see if the Victoria’s Secret Angel-turned-MILF would be able to come back strong and regain her title as my second-favorite supermodel booty in the business. And here she is showing off her post-kid booty during a recent beach shoot. Obviously, I’ll have to look into this matter a little closer (say, 2-3 inches closer to my screen), but right now at least, it doesn’t look like Doutzen dropped too far in my official supermodel booty Power Rankings. Phew. I’m sure she’ll be just as relieved about that as I am.
Just when I thought Julia Pereira couldn’t possibly get any hotter, I came across this shoot she did promoting her new swimwear line for Lybethras. And while I seriously doubt these bikinis will look half this good on anyone other than the Brazilian hottie, her designs are looking pretty great to me. Although I would’ve liked to see her offer a hand-bra too. Those are always my favorite.
Sure, I may hate Laura Cremaschi‘s rich husband for being the only reason the Italian hottie won’t return my calls (well, maybe not the “only” reason…). But I will give the lucky SOB credit for one thing: he makes it possible for Laura to keep showing off that perfect booty of hers at the beach. Hmm, maybe the dude’s not so bad after all.