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Meet Hottie Sarah Tilleke

August 23rd, 2016

Sarah Tilleke

I don’t think I’ve done a post on Sarah Tilleke here before, which means most of you are probably seeing this smoking hot Aussie model for the first time right now. And you know how they say you never forget your first time. So I don’t know about you guys, but I have a feeling this beach photoshoot is going to be burned into my brain for the rest of the day. You’re welcome in advance.

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Carmella Rose Is Amazing

August 3rd, 2016

Carmella Rose

I always love it when hotties I discover make it big, mostly because that way I can take full credit for their success. So here’s my latest find to ride the patented “Tuna Bump” to the bikini photoshoot big-time: my former InstaBabe Carmella Rose. But there’s no need for Carmella to thank me for my help. These crazy-hot bikini pictures are all the thanks I need. Well, unless she wants to tell her hot friends to get in touch with me with their own bikini and/or lingerie pictures. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it.

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Alden Steimle Is Amazing

July 29th, 2016

 Alden Steimle

Pretty sure I’ve warned you guys about Alden Steimle here before. Like how she’s so hot, she’s liable to blow your pants right off. So if you’re smart, you already went ahead and took yours off, just in case. And assuming you aren’t currently being kicked out of wherever you are for public indecency, go ahead and enjoy this latest swimsuit shoot from the blonde hottie.

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Victoria Justice In A Swimsuit

July 20th, 2016

#VictoriaJustice hangs poolside in Miami!

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According to my sources, one of my favorite hotties Victoria Justice is hanging out in a swimsuit in Miami right now, and luckily, the paparazzi were around to catch every minute of this very important moment. Now, unfortunately, Victoria hasn’t busted out any Jessica Alba bikini ass poses or anything yet, but here’s hoping this is just the warm-up for the main event. Stay tuned.

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Kelly Brook’s Meatier Swimsuit Pictures

July 18th, 2016

Kelly Brook

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but last Friday, I did a post on Kelly Brook looking a little chunky while on vacation in Italy. And I’d hoped it was just a bad angle or the camera adding 10 pounds or an optical illusion or something. But here she is again, and yeah, Kelly’s definitely looking meatier than I remembered. It must be the fact that she’s dating again. I swear, Kelly seems to put on weight every single time she’s in a relationship, and it’s just not healthy. So if you ask me, she needs to get single again stat. For all our sakes. Especially the Little Tuna’s!

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Hannah Ferguson Spreads Out Good

July 1st, 2016

Hannah Ferguson

I have no clue what Ocean Drive Magazine is, or where you can get a copy, but it kind of sounds like the type of thing that’d be buried under four-month-old People Magazines at your dentist’s office. But somehow they managed to get one of my favorite underrated SI swimsuit models Hannah Ferguson for their cover. And trust me, this is one photoshoot you definitely don’t want to miss. And just in case someone already swiped it from your dentist, I’ve got the full thing for you below. Enjoy.

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Neelam Gill’s Booty Stretch!

March 28th, 2016

Neelam Gill

If you think I’ve got a good gig, getting paid to sit on my couch and look at pictures of hotties in bikinis all day, that’s nothing compared to this lucky bastard who gets to photograph Neelam Gill doing deep knee bends in a swimsuit. Because unlike that dude, the closest I’m ever getting to this British model’s killer booty is pressing my nose up against a computer screen. Anyway, I’m not sure what I need to do to get his job, but have I mentioned that my phone takes great pictures lately?

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Instagram Model Kelly Rohrbach Does Pamela Anderson

March 7th, 2016

Kelly Rohrbach

As you know, the Baywatch movie is being filmed in Miami and this chick Kelly Rohrbach is the new Pamela Anderson. Unfortunately, I don’t think any Instagram model these days can replace the greatness of CJ Parker in her prime. Kelly is friggin’ hot and her booty is something special, but after 11 years of writing posts on babes and having been exposed to the boom of social media, a hot girl has become just an Amazon Wishlist and a daily selfie.

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Instagram Model Alyssa Arce Is Where It’s At

February 23rd, 2016

Alyssa Arce

hope you guys aren’t too burnt out on bikini hotness from all those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue posts last week, because I’ve got something 20 times better for you perverts today: the latest bikini photoshoot from busty hottie Alyssa Arce. I just hope the guys over at SI are paying attention for next year, because forget that Ronda Rousey nonsense — this is what a real bikini model looks like.

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More Daisy Lowe Swimsuit Pictures

December 31st, 2015

Daisy Lowe

I guess all my weight comments these last couple days must have gotten to Daisy Lowe, because she showed up at the beach in a swimsuit today. And I actually feel kind of bad about it. Not that I might’ve hurt Daisy’s feelings or anything, but that she’s not wearing a bikini for us all to drool over again. Anyway, I’d like to apologize to you perverts and Daisy too, I guess. And forget what I said last time, if anything, I think Daisy here could even stand to put on a few more pounds… As long as they’re located entirely within her chest region, that is.

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More Brittny Gastineau Busting Out Of A Swimsuit

December 30th, 2015

Brittny Gastineau

I guess all the A-list hotties are too busy vacationing with their families this week, because it looks like South Beach has been taken over by a bunch of hot nobodies these last few days. And I guess Brittny Gastineau has been enjoying all the extra attention from the paps, because the model/socialite/reality TV star is back for a second round of busty beach pictures today. Anyway, I don’t know if Brittny’s newfound “fame” is going to last the full 15 minutes, but I figure this earned her another 30-45 seconds at least, so enjoy.

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Brittny Gastineau Busts Out Of Her Pink Swimsuit!

December 30th, 2015

Brittny Gastineau

I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to know who this Brittny Gastineau chick is, considering she’s busty and “famous” enough to get followed around by the paparazzi. Which, in case you’re wondering, ladies, are basically the only two qualifications you need in order to get featured on this site. Well, that and a penchant for wearing bikinis and/or lingerie. Anyway, according to my sources, Brittny’s a model/socialite/reality TV star, which is basically the nice way of calling her a hot nobody, but I don’t discriminate. The “hot” part is all I care about, and Brittny definitely qualifies there. Enjoy.

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Rita Ora Gets Nipply In Her Swimsuit!

December 29th, 2015

Rita Ora

I guess all the hotties started flying south for winter this week, because now here’s Rita Ora at the beach in Miami. And I thought it was supposed to be hot in Florida, but Rita’s looking awfully chilly in these pictures. Which is seriously heating up my pants region right now. Anyway, I think it might be time to plan a trip down south for me and the Little Tuna. And no, I’m not talking about locking myself in the Starbucks bathroom. I meant flying to Miami for this view. Get your heads out of the gutter, perverts.

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Victoria’s Secret New Model Vita Sidorkina Looks Like BIG Trouble!

December 18th, 2015

Vita Sidorkina

I have a feeling I’m not the only one worried that Victoria’s Secret’s latest bikini model Vita Sidorkina might be trouble, because when I put her name into Google just now, it autofilled to “Vita Sidorkina age.” But you perverts can rest easy, because apparently she’s 21, even though she looks about 12. So don’t worry, nobody’s getting any special visits from Chris Hansen for Christmas after this. Phew.

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