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More Daisy Lowe Swimsuit Pictures

December 31st, 2015

Daisy Lowe

I guess all my weight comments these last couple days must have gotten to Daisy Lowe, because she showed up at the beach in a swimsuit today. And I actually feel kind of bad about it. Not that I might’ve hurt Daisy’s feelings or anything, but that she’s not wearing a bikini for us all to drool over again. Anyway, I’d like to apologize to you perverts and Daisy too, I guess. And forget what I said last time, if anything, I think Daisy here could even stand to put on a few more pounds… As long as they’re located entirely within her chest region, that is.

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More Brittny Gastineau Busting Out Of A Swimsuit

December 30th, 2015

Brittny Gastineau

I guess all the A-list hotties are too busy vacationing with their families this week, because it looks like South Beach has been taken over by a bunch of hot nobodies these last few days. And I guess Brittny Gastineau has been enjoying all the extra attention from the paps, because the model/socialite/reality TV star is back for a second round of busty beach pictures today. Anyway, I don’t know if Brittny’s newfound “fame” is going to last the full 15 minutes, but I figure this earned her another 30-45 seconds at least, so enjoy.

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Brittny Gastineau Busts Out Of Her Pink Swimsuit!

December 30th, 2015

Brittny Gastineau

I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to know who this Brittny Gastineau chick is, considering she’s busty and “famous” enough to get followed around by the paparazzi. Which, in case you’re wondering, ladies, are basically the only two qualifications you need in order to get featured on this site. Well, that and a penchant for wearing bikinis and/or lingerie. Anyway, according to my sources, Brittny’s a model/socialite/reality TV star, which is basically the nice way of calling her a hot nobody, but I don’t discriminate. The “hot” part is all I care about, and Brittny definitely qualifies there. Enjoy.

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Rita Ora Gets Nipply In Her Swimsuit!

December 29th, 2015

Rita Ora

I guess all the hotties started flying south for winter this week, because now here’s Rita Ora at the beach in Miami. And I thought it was supposed to be hot in Florida, but Rita’s looking awfully chilly in these pictures. Which is seriously heating up my pants region right now. Anyway, I think it might be time to plan a trip down south for me and the Little Tuna. And no, I’m not talking about locking myself in the Starbucks bathroom. I meant flying to Miami for this view. Get your heads out of the gutter, perverts.

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Victoria’s Secret New Model Vita Sidorkina Looks Like BIG Trouble!

December 18th, 2015

Vita Sidorkina

I have a feeling I’m not the only one worried that Victoria’s Secret’s latest bikini model Vita Sidorkina might be trouble, because when I put her name into Google just now, it autofilled to “Vita Sidorkina age.” But you perverts can rest easy, because apparently she’s 21, even though she looks about 12. So don’t worry, nobody’s getting any special visits from Chris Hansen for Christmas after this. Phew.

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Jaime King Crushing This Swimsuit!

December 14th, 2015

Jaime King

In case you haven’t noticed, Jaime King‘s been crushing it in the hotness department lately, and here’s the newest member of the HollywoodTuna MILF Club hitting the beach in Miami. And don’t get me wrong, she’s looking smoking hot, and regular beach visits are a good way to stay on the list, but if Jaime really wants to climb up the ranks, she needs to ditch the swimsuit for a bikini. Otherwise, she doesn’t stand a shot against Alessandra Ambrosio and Jessica Alba for MILF of the Year honors.

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Olivia Culpo Works It Good In Galore Magazine

November 11th, 2015

Olivia Culpo

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from Olivia Culpo, but here she is with a new shoot for Galore Magazine. If you ask me, it’s kind of a cliched photoshoot between her posing with the Fanta bottle, the old phone, the popsicle, the strawberry. Not exactly groundbreaking material here. But hey, it works. Some things are classics for a reason, right? Enjoy.

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Maryna Linchuk’s Perfect Model Booty

October 28th, 2015

Maryna Linchuk

I’m not seeing Maryna Linchuk‘s crazy-rich boyfriend anywhere in these shots, just her perfect model booty. So who knows, maybe that means the Victoria’s Secret hottie is single again. In which case, I really think she should consider giving me a shot. Sure, my net worth doesn’t hit six figures unless you count my collection of expired Burger King coupons. But it’s not about money, right? Ha. I crack myself up sometimes. I think that was my best joke yet. Anyway, enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner And Monster Kardashian In Swimsuits

August 20th, 2015

Kendall Jenner

Sorry in advance about the pictures of Khloe Kardashian, but the chance to see Kendal Jenner‘s sweet booty in a swimsuit was just too good to pass up… And I have to say, I’m glad to see that while Kendall may have inherited her big sisters’ love of Instagram modeling, she didn’t also inherit the gross fat ass gene with it. Phew.

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Delilah Parillo Is A Hot Weirdo

July 24th, 2015

Delilah Parillo

I had to look up Delilah Parillo just now, because I’d never heard of her before this. And so far, I haven’t been able to find out much about the blonde model, besides the fact that she’s from California and an Aries… But I’ve been seeing a lot of people call her “ethereal.” Although I’m pretty sure they just mean she’s a sexy weirdo. So for you perverts out there with an English degree, enjoy.

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Keeley Hazell Does Baywatch

May 25th, 2015

Keeley Hazell

I can barely remember the last time we did a post on Keeley Hazell for the site, but I’m really glad to see one of my all-time favorite busty British hotties is back to work doing photoshoots at the beach again. And between that and the whole Baywatch theme, these pictures have got me feeling seriously nostalgic right now. You can feel nostalgia in your pants, right? Because I’m definitely feeling something.

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Selena Gomez’s Chunky Swimsuit Pictures

April 17th, 2015

Selena Gomez

Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds. And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof. Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger.

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Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit Pictures Are Amazing

March 31st, 2015

Doutzen Kroes

Normally, whenever I see a hottie like Doutzen Kroes at the beach, I like to make some crack about wanting to take them out motorboating. But I figure it’s probably time to switch it up a bit. Mostly because, for some reason, I still haven’t had anybody take me up on my offer. And seeing these pictures of Doutzen in Miami is giving me a great idea. I forget what this dumb beach paddle ball game is called, but I can think of a whole bunch of other fun ways the two of us could use those paddles. Call me!

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