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Selena Gomez’s Chunky Swimsuit Pictures

April 17th, 2015

Selena Gomez

Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds. And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof. Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger.

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Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit Pictures Are Amazing

March 31st, 2015

Doutzen Kroes

Normally, whenever I see a hottie like Doutzen Kroes at the beach, I like to make some crack about wanting to take them out motorboating. But I figure it’s probably time to switch it up a bit. Mostly because, for some reason, I still haven’t had anybody take me up on my offer. And seeing these pictures of Doutzen in Miami is giving me a great idea. I forget what this dumb beach paddle ball game is called, but I can think of a whole bunch of other fun ways the two of us could use those paddles. Call me!

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Meet Hottie Denise Schaefer

March 26th, 2015

Denise Schaefer

I know a lot of you cynics out there don’t believe in love at first sight, but me and the Little Tuna both fell head over heels for Denise Schaefer after seeing this shoot the Peruvian hottie did with Jeffrey Chan. She’s got everything I look for in a woman these days: a perfect body and an Instagram full of bikini and/or lingerie selfies. I mean, what more do you really need?

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Kaylee J Lavigne Does It Good In A Baywatch Swimsuit

March 2nd, 2015

Kaylee J Lavigne

I don’t know a whole lot about Kaylee J Lavigne here and I’m too lazy to look her up, but her latest beach shoot is currently bringing back some very fond memories for me and the Little Tuna. Seeing her busting out of that red swimsuit is reminding me of all those glorious afternoons spent locked in my room watching Baywatch reruns. Now those were the good old days. And I really should do it again sometime. I mean, it’s been at least a whole 10 years days.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Booty In A Swimsuit

February 16th, 2015

Amanda Seyfried

When I woke up this morning, I wasn’t expecting to see Amanda Seyfried in a swimsuit. Here she is doing some photoshoot in Miami and I’m very impressed with that delicious booty. I don’t know why she has been hiding it all these years, but I am sure glad she is now showing it off.

         
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Doutzen Kroes’ Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

February 13th, 2015

Doutzen Kroes

Ever since Doutzen Kroes went and had that kid of hers, I’ve been waiting to see if the Victoria’s Secret Angel-turned-MILF would be able to come back strong and regain her title as my second-favorite supermodel booty in the business. And here she is showing off her post-kid booty during a recent beach shoot. Obviously, I’ll have to look into this matter a little closer (say, 2-3 inches closer to my screen), but right now at least, it doesn’t look like Doutzen dropped too far in my official supermodel booty Power Rankings. Phew. I’m sure she’ll be just as relieved about that as I am.

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Julia Pereira Is The Hottest Swimwear Designer Ever!

February 9th, 2015

Julia Pereira

Just when I thought Julia Pereira couldn’t possibly get any hotter, I came across this shoot she did promoting her new swimwear line for Lybethras. And while I seriously doubt these bikinis will look half this good on anyone other than the Brazilian hottie, her designs are looking pretty great to me. Although I would’ve liked to see her offer a hand-bra too. Those are always my favorite.

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Nadine Leopold’s Lingerie Pictures

January 5th, 2015

Nadine Leopold

Here’s the latest lingerie set from Australian hottie and one of the newest Victoria’s Secret models Nadine Leopold. And even though I’ve done a couple posts on her by now, I’m still having a hard time accepting the fact that Nadine originally wanted to be a vet instead. I mean, when you’ve got a body this good, there’s really only two acceptable career paths: becoming a lingerie model or a blogger’s personal assistant. And really, who says she can’t do both? Call me.

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McKenna Berkley Is A Girl You Should Know

December 31st, 2014

McKenna Berkley

McKenna Berkley here may not be a household name in the modeling world just yet, but if she keeps delivering sexy photoshoots like this one, that won’t be the case for much longer. But just as a fallback, I think McKenna should probably get herself a rich older boyfriend. And I think I fit the bill perfectly. You know, minus the whole rich part. Unless we’re counting Burger King coupons, in which case, I’m loaded. Call me!

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Kayla Swift’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

December 31st, 2014

Kayla Swift

Normally I’m not a big fan when hotties do photoshoots in a one-piece instead of a perfectly good bikini, or better yet, nothing but a hand bra. But I’m willing to make an exception for Kayla Swift here. Not only is she quickly becoming one of my new favorite models, but even in a one-piece, she’s got a body so good, it could make a grown blogger cry. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go get some tissues.

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Xenia Deli Because She Is Amazing

December 30th, 2014

Xenia Deli

For most of us, the week between Christmas and New Year’s is all about returning those oversized sweater vests and defective pasta makers. But here’s a gift you won’t want to take back: new bikini pictures from the hottest woman on the planet, Xenia Deli. Because the only thing wrong with these shots is that there aren’t 20 times more of them. Enjoy.

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Erin Heatherton In A Swimsuit Is Thick

December 19th, 2014

Erin Heatherton

I’m going to hope that the camera’s just adding 10 pounds here, because otherwise, I can’t figure out how Victoria’s Secret hottie Erin Heatherton got this thick. It’s not like it’s been that long since the last time we saw her either. Anyway, if Erin wants to lose a few though, I’d recommend putting her on the patented Tuna Exercise Plan. It involves 30-45 seconds of strenuous exercise 5 days a week, and even just the idea of that is usually enough to make most hotties lose their appetite. You’re welcome in advance, Erin.

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Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures

November 10th, 2014

Abigail Ratchford

Since you guys seem to dig this busty hottie almost as much as I do, here’s another great bikini photoshoot from Abigail Ratchford. This time, the up-and-coming hot nobody was posing at the pool instead of the beach, and it’s important to switch things up every once in a while. It’s why I like to leave the basement and work at Starbucks sometimes for a change of scenery, even if we have to agree to disagree on their ridiculous no pants, no service policy.

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