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Neelam Gill’s Booty Stretch!

March 28th, 2016

Neelam Gill

If you think I’ve got a good gig, getting paid to sit on my couch and look at pictures of hotties in bikinis all day, that’s nothing compared to this lucky bastard who gets to photograph Neelam Gill doing deep knee bends in a swimsuit. Because unlike that dude, the closest I’m ever getting to this British model’s killer booty is pressing my nose up against a computer screen. Anyway, I’m not sure what I need to do to get his job, but have I mentioned that my phone takes great pictures lately?

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Instagram Model Kelly Rohrbach Does Pamela Anderson

March 7th, 2016

Kelly Rohrbach

As you know, the Baywatch movie is being filmed in Miami and this chick Kelly Rohrbach is the new Pamela Anderson. Unfortunately, I don’t think any Instagram model these days can replace the greatness of CJ Parker in her prime. Kelly is friggin’ hot and her booty is something special, but after 11 years of writing posts on babes and having been exposed to the boom of social media, a hot girl has become just an Amazon Wishlist and a daily selfie.

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Instagram Model Alyssa Arce Is Where It’s At

February 23rd, 2016

Alyssa Arce

hope you guys aren’t too burnt out on bikini hotness from all those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue posts last week, because I’ve got something 20 times better for you perverts today: the latest bikini photoshoot from busty hottie Alyssa Arce. I just hope the guys over at SI are paying attention for next year, because forget that Ronda Rousey nonsense — this is what a real bikini model looks like.

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More Daisy Lowe Swimsuit Pictures

December 31st, 2015

Daisy Lowe

I guess all my weight comments these last couple days must have gotten to Daisy Lowe, because she showed up at the beach in a swimsuit today. And I actually feel kind of bad about it. Not that I might’ve hurt Daisy’s feelings or anything, but that she’s not wearing a bikini for us all to drool over again. Anyway, I’d like to apologize to you perverts and Daisy too, I guess. And forget what I said last time, if anything, I think Daisy here could even stand to put on a few more pounds… As long as they’re located entirely within her chest region, that is.

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More Brittny Gastineau Busting Out Of A Swimsuit

December 30th, 2015

Brittny Gastineau

I guess all the A-list hotties are too busy vacationing with their families this week, because it looks like South Beach has been taken over by a bunch of hot nobodies these last few days. And I guess Brittny Gastineau has been enjoying all the extra attention from the paps, because the model/socialite/reality TV star is back for a second round of busty beach pictures today. Anyway, I don’t know if Brittny’s newfound “fame” is going to last the full 15 minutes, but I figure this earned her another 30-45 seconds at least, so enjoy.

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Brittny Gastineau Busts Out Of Her Pink Swimsuit!

December 30th, 2015

Brittny Gastineau

I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to know who this Brittny Gastineau chick is, considering she’s busty and “famous” enough to get followed around by the paparazzi. Which, in case you’re wondering, ladies, are basically the only two qualifications you need in order to get featured on this site. Well, that and a penchant for wearing bikinis and/or lingerie. Anyway, according to my sources, Brittny’s a model/socialite/reality TV star, which is basically the nice way of calling her a hot nobody, but I don’t discriminate. The “hot” part is all I care about, and Brittny definitely qualifies there. Enjoy.

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Rita Ora Gets Nipply In Her Swimsuit!

December 29th, 2015

Rita Ora

I guess all the hotties started flying south for winter this week, because now here’s Rita Ora at the beach in Miami. And I thought it was supposed to be hot in Florida, but Rita’s looking awfully chilly in these pictures. Which is seriously heating up my pants region right now. Anyway, I think it might be time to plan a trip down south for me and the Little Tuna. And no, I’m not talking about locking myself in the Starbucks bathroom. I meant flying to Miami for this view. Get your heads out of the gutter, perverts.

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Victoria’s Secret New Model Vita Sidorkina Looks Like BIG Trouble!

December 18th, 2015

Vita Sidorkina

I have a feeling I’m not the only one worried that Victoria’s Secret’s latest bikini model Vita Sidorkina might be trouble, because when I put her name into Google just now, it autofilled to “Vita Sidorkina age.” But you perverts can rest easy, because apparently she’s 21, even though she looks about 12. So don’t worry, nobody’s getting any special visits from Chris Hansen for Christmas after this. Phew.

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Jaime King Crushing This Swimsuit!

December 14th, 2015

Jaime King

In case you haven’t noticed, Jaime King‘s been crushing it in the hotness department lately, and here’s the newest member of the HollywoodTuna MILF Club hitting the beach in Miami. And don’t get me wrong, she’s looking smoking hot, and regular beach visits are a good way to stay on the list, but if Jaime really wants to climb up the ranks, she needs to ditch the swimsuit for a bikini. Otherwise, she doesn’t stand a shot against Alessandra Ambrosio and Jessica Alba for MILF of the Year honors.

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Olivia Culpo Works It Good In Galore Magazine

November 11th, 2015

Olivia Culpo

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from Olivia Culpo, but here she is with a new shoot for Galore Magazine. If you ask me, it’s kind of a cliched photoshoot between her posing with the Fanta bottle, the old phone, the popsicle, the strawberry. Not exactly groundbreaking material here. But hey, it works. Some things are classics for a reason, right? Enjoy.

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Maryna Linchuk’s Perfect Model Booty

October 28th, 2015

Maryna Linchuk

I’m not seeing Maryna Linchuk‘s crazy-rich boyfriend anywhere in these shots, just her perfect model booty. So who knows, maybe that means the Victoria’s Secret hottie is single again. In which case, I really think she should consider giving me a shot. Sure, my net worth doesn’t hit six figures unless you count my collection of expired Burger King coupons. But it’s not about money, right? Ha. I crack myself up sometimes. I think that was my best joke yet. Anyway, enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner And Monster Kardashian In Swimsuits

August 20th, 2015

Kendall Jenner

Sorry in advance about the pictures of Khloe Kardashian, but the chance to see Kendal Jenner‘s sweet booty in a swimsuit was just too good to pass up… And I have to say, I’m glad to see that while Kendall may have inherited her big sisters’ love of Instagram modeling, she didn’t also inherit the gross fat ass gene with it. Phew.

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Delilah Parillo Is A Hot Weirdo

July 24th, 2015

Delilah Parillo

I had to look up Delilah Parillo just now, because I’d never heard of her before this. And so far, I haven’t been able to find out much about the blonde model, besides the fact that she’s from California and an Aries… But I’ve been seeing a lot of people call her “ethereal.” Although I’m pretty sure they just mean she’s a sexy weirdo. So for you perverts out there with an English degree, enjoy.

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