It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my #1 favorite MILF supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio, but luckily this new swimsuit shoot popped up and I didn’t have to call the authorities and file a missing hottie report. Mostly because according to the cops, that’s apparently not a real thing, and they threatened to arrest me if I kept wasting their time complaining about bikini pictures. So really, Alessandra totally saved the day with these. Phew. Enjoy.
I don’t know where Karolina Kurkova went, but it feels like it’s been forever since we’ve gotten a photoshoot this good from the Victoria’s Secret hottie. I know at one point she was trying to become an actress or something, but I’m glad to see Karolina’s back to doing what she does best: taking crazy-hot bikini pictures, demonstrating proper handbra technique and giving bloggers serious pants fires. It’s important to play to your strengths.
Ireland is the birthplace of what I believe is the “World’s Hottest Model Ever!”. Not only does Rosalind Lipsett have an amazing body with one delicious booty, she also has the most infectious smile I have ever seen. You know, I’ve been doing this site for almost 10 years now and Rosalind is probably the most beautiful thing I’ve ever put on these pages. Anyway, here she is wearing the sexiest one-piece swimsuit made by Frankie’s Bikinis. Make sure to check their website out, because after doing a little research, Frankie is quite the hottie too. A Must See!
I’m still waiting for the day when Arianny Celeste finally accepts the fact that me and her are meant to be together and follows me back on Twitter, but until then, I’ll keep putting up posts of her looking amazing in bikinis and proclaiming my love for her. And actually, I plan on doing pretty much the same thing even after she finally acknowledges my existence, so basically, nothing’s going to change on your end. You’ll still get your Arianny bikini fix. Only this way, we’ll be one step closer to that Arianny/Tuna sex tape I know you’ve all been dreaming about. Or was that just me?
Meet Dutch fashion model Daphne van Driel. I’ve never heard of her before, but she’s absolutely stunning. I wouldn’t hesitate to plant little Tunas inside of her if I could and clean up my messy gene pool. Anyway, I hope we get to see more of Daphne in the near future because she’s breath taking. I’m at a loss for words.
Once I figure out how to properly spell her name, I’d like you guys to meet Ewelina Olczak. According to my research, Ewelina’s from Poland, she’s a model, she’s super hot, she’s got impressively-sized funbags, and… that’s about it. So I figure I should probably add something to that list: after this awesome shoot, she’s also become my new favorite no-name Polish bikini model. So congratulations Ewelina, all that hard work is finally paying off.
I’ve probably mentioned this before, but Doutzen Kroes has the second-best supermodel booty in the world — after Candice Swanepoel, of course. So I was glad to see that H&M made sure to feature Doutzen’s best asset in their swimwear photoshoot. I just wish they’d given us more than one picture of it. It’s like going to the Louvre and only being allowed to see the Mona Lisa for two seconds. Luckily though, we can all stare at this shot for as long as we want. I don’t know about you, but I plan on clearing my schedule for the rest of the day. This just became my top priority.
If you like tall skinny models, then you will love Devon Windsor. Here she is modelling swimwear for some major department store which isn’t important, but chances are your mom shops there. Anyway, I suggest you go through all 80+ pictures because what she may lack on the top shelf, she definitely makes up for on the bottom shelf.