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Tanya Mityushina Is A Russian Sexbot

March 12th, 2018

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Russian chicks are my favorite. They all look like sex bots from the future and it gives me hope that one day I will be able to own one and program it to do whatever I want. Anyway, here Tanya Mityushina and she is amazing.

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Tanya Mityushina Will Blow Your Pants Off!

January 29th, 2018

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I want you guys to remember this name: Tanya Mityushina. Because forget the Jenners and the Hadids and all those other rich kid wannabes. Sooner or later, the modeling industry is going to realize that having rich parents doesn’t make you a successful supermodel. Having a body that blows my pants off in two seconds flat does. And trust me, Tanya’s definitely got that. Yow!

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Natalie Pack And Tanya Mityushina Make A Great Pair

April 29th, 2016

Because two hotties are always better than one, here’s a pair of super-hot supermodels at the Mothers and Daughters premiere in LA: Natalie Pack and Tanya Mityushina. I never knew these two were into movies before, but now that I do, I think the three of us should do a movie night or something in my mom’s basement. We can watch all the old classics, like AssablancaA Clockwork Orgy and MILF Party VIII. I’ll clear some pizza boxes off my futon just in case.

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Tanya Mityushina Should Be My Russian Bride

February 19th, 2016

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The SI hotness just keeps coming today. This time, it’s Russian hottie Tanya Mityushina at a Sports Illustrated fan event in Miami. And correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe Tanya’s wearing a bikini under there. Finally! It only took all damn week. Still, I’m glad to see the mag giving the fans what they want: more pictures of their smoking hot models in bikinis. Although to be fair, that’s pretty much the only thing I want 24/7, 365 days a year…

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2016 Swim BBQ Event

February 19th, 2016

The good news: Sports Illustrated keeps throwing hottie-filled parties for the launch of their 2016 Swimsuit Issue; this time, it was a BBQ at some hotel in Miami. And Erin Heatherton, Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Tanya Mityushina, Kate Bock, Emily DiDonato, Kelly Rohrbach, Chanel Iman, Sofia Resing, Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal, Samantha Hoopes, Bo Krsmanovic, and Barbara Palvin all showed up. Except once again, nobody wore a bikini. Or body paint. Or even a one piece! I’m pretty sure they’re just screwing with me at this point. And I don’t appreciate it.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2016 Event Pictures

February 17th, 2016

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Sports Illustrated threw a big party to celebrate their 2016 Swimsuit Issue last night, and invited a whole bunch of serious hotties. Including Bo Krsmanovic, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Hannah Davis, Samantha Hoopes, Chanel Iman, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Erin Heatherton, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Tanya Mityushina, Megan Williams, Kyra Santoro, Emily DiDonato, and Daniela Lopez Osorio. The only problem? You know, besides the fact that they didn’t also invite me and the Little Tuna? That they didn’t make it a pool party instead. Now that really would’ve taken this night to the next level…

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Tanya Mityushina Is Red Hot

July 22nd, 2015

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I pretty much fell in love with Russian model Tanya Mityushina here the very first time I saw her, and OK, so I know I say that about a lot of hotties, but whatever. That doesn’t make our love any less real. Well, except for the fact that she probably still doesn’t know I exist. Anyway, I haven’t seen Tanya in a while, but then she showed up to DIRECTV’s Dark Places premiere looking red hot, and all those old feelings came flooding back… to my pants region. And if that’s not true love, then I guess I don’t know what is.

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