I pretty much fell in love with Russian model Tanya Mityushina here the very first time I saw her, and OK, so I know I say that about a lot of hotties, but whatever. That doesn’t make our love any less real. Well, except for the fact that she probably still doesn’t know I exist. Anyway, I haven’t seen Tanya in a while, but then she showed up to DIRECTV’s Dark Places premiere looking red hot, and all those old feelings came flooding back… to my pants region. And if that’s not true love, then I guess I don’t know what is.